Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Longboard Horn 40417]

On 10/24/2018 at 9:38 AM, GRHorn said:

cmon Aggy.  When you were focused on being the top instate SEC school, you lost focus on what really mattered. 

Tech definitely had him on their team.

[Longboard Horn 40417]

On 10/24/2018 at 12:45 PM, LW Goatman said:

This picture is a pretty damn good representation. Meet "reb" from texags:

 

 

On 10/24/2018 at 12:46 PM, Katfid54 said:

Jesus christ that photo has everything. 

 

On 10/24/2018 at 12:51 PM, MrPhlegm said:

No it doesnt. where is the giant sec logo?

@RamjetFDO you know what to do!

[rickyspub 801]

27 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

@RamjetFDO you know what to do!

So he just adds a Bert to the background to make it perfect?

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

On 10/24/2018 at 12:45 PM, LW Goatman said:

This picture is a pretty damn good representation. Meet "reb" from texags:

 

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

[BigHorn'13 3385]

Sheep 

[Longboard Horn 40417]

19 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

So he just adds a Bert to the background to make it perfect?

And an SEC logo

[RamjetFDO 10577]

[DaggerHorns 3085]

You beautiful bastard, Ramjet

[utee94 15837]

Truly a master at his craft.  

[PencilPusher 454]

1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

Love Bert looking out the window as he's driving and picturing him saying something like this:

 

[Pato del Muerto 52545]

Is that yul brenner robot in the back?

[TtomTerrific 200]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is that yul brenner robot in the back?

In the crème de la crème of the chess world in a show with everything but

[RamjetFDO 10577]

32 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

In the crème de la crème of the chess world in a show with everything but

College Station! 

Redneck city,

where the sheep don't know what the aggy are gettin'!

[TreatyOak 16398]

[SHOOTER12 8818]

Damn, well done...

[jTower 237]

...with apologies to Ramjet, but there was a factual error...

 

[ABSR 5321]

1 hour ago, jTower said:

...with apologies to Ramjet, but there was a factual error...

 

Yep.  At worst we need a question mark after again.

[Pato del Muerto 52545]

I’d go with medoker. I believe they coined that term. 

MAMA

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

21 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

It's really Bama vs. every one else. Aggy is just hanging by the mouth from Bama's scroat.

I have explained this before. It has nothing to do with Bama. TAMU has battered wife syndrome. When they were forced off the breast of UT, they needed a new daddy. Bama has filled that role. 

 

[RamjetFDO 10577]

Nah - aggy already thinks they were great once.  They just need the "sleeping giant" to awaken, so they'll be great AGAIN.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21913]

9 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I have explained this before. It has nothing to do with Bama. TAMU has battered wife syndrome. When they were forced off the breast of UT, they needed a new daddy. Bama has filled that role. 

 

Your daddy had breasts?

[Deej 76873]

At what point does aggy change their name to TeSEC A&M?

[gyroprotagonist 2594]

26 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Your daddy had breasts?

His name was Robert Paulson

[ztejas 43526]

25 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Your daddy had breasts?

 

[ztejas 43526]

Just now, gyroprotagonist said:

His name was Robert Paulson

I'd rec this twice if I could 

[Vic Mackey 47095]

 

[Scholz 11953]

I know this is wrong but the thought of that racist little twerp being unhappy all of his life makes me happy.  

[ChickenSandwich 9844]

1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

Nah - aggy already thinks they were great once.  They just need the "sleeping giant" to awaken, so they'll be great AGAIN.

Just what we need

Make Aggy Great Again - hats,

now you've done it.  You've gone and killed us all

[BigHorn'13 3385]

18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

I feel like creating an account just so every time he posts some weak ass shit like this I'll just put this:

imgur>

 

Then this

 

Then this

[Scholz 11953]

23 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Just what we need

Make Aggy Great Again - hats,

now you've done it.  You've gone and killed us all

[Valmy77 13251]

38 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Huh. Is this some kind of burn you have to be inside the A&M culture to understand?

[Scholz 11953]

Yes.  It's a burn on t-shirt fans from a UH grad who pulls for aggy.  From the outside you can't understand it.

[ztejas 43526]

15 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Huh. Is this some kind of burn you have to be inside the A&M culture to understand?

I don't think it's a burn when you're just pulling shit out of your ass. 

It's like really really shitty stand-up shtick. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Yes.  It's a burn on t-shirt fans from a UH grad who pulls for aggy.  From the outside you can't understand it.

From the inside it's dog vomit.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I don't think it's a burn when you're just pulling shit out of your ass. 

Depends on how many habeneros ya ate.

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Depends on how many habeneros ya ate.

 

I'm pretty sure bell peppers are too spicy for D-Figs.

imgur

[Modessit 5603]

 

It's too bad they had to ship the Texas A&M 2015 Music City Bowl Champions, Texas A&M 2016 Texas Bowl Champions, and Texas A&M 2017 Belk Bowl Champions t-shirts to some 3rd-World country.

[TtomTerrific 200]

those assholes would  kill for "t-shirt fans"

they throw a parade whenever one of them spots their logo on any telecast, anywhere.

[jTower 237]

3 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Nah - aggy already thinks they were great once.  They just need the "sleeping giant" to awaken, so they'll be great AGAIN.

True. Delusional gonna delusion. 

[Gaffords 757]

We are scared to play aggy...

So we ask Alabama if they are interested AFTER aggy turned us down...

With the Alabama game, we had Ohio State reach out to me and ask to move our game back a couple years because they were able to schedule Notre Dame. I understood that. I said, “Okay, but let me find a game before we do that.”

The athletics cirector at Alabama is a dear friend of mine and said ‘Hey, do you want to play a home-and-home?’

And I said ‘Yeah, let’s do that.’ And we were able to do that.

We talked briefly to A&M. A&M was already booked at the time and couldn’t do it. Alabama had an opening and away we went.

Usually it’s not that easy. We are now working on games for 2027, 2028, 2029, 2030, 2031, 2032.

The AD at TCU will not touch football scheduling until 2031. That’s how far out I booked TCU. I booked every game of the decade from 2020-2030.

BON: So you actually have already talked with A&M about a potential game?

CDC: Yeah, I said “Hey, if I’m able to move this game does it make sense?”

But see the problem isn’t that they said no. It’s all about the timing.

So Alabama kicks a cupcake to the curb to play their first home and home since 2011 to play us, but aggy was already booked. CDC was gentle in this interview. Class Act for not slamming classic aggy.

Running since halftime of our very first game and still running today... 

Sad thing is their first team is probably their best team...

This is NOT a competition. We are undersized and outclassed by Varsity.

Able to admit defeat at the hands of a vastly superior team. 

No reason to continue falling on their swords just to prove they can take an ass kicking (literal).

NO EXCUSES.

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

On 10/25/2018 at 8:38 AM, Jkwellborn said:

Cairn, that has to be someone from here trolling. Right?

Here's the link on secrant:

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/im-shocked-by-the-blatant-disrespect-shown-to-alabama/79699802/

[InkaUtexas 26026]

3 hours ago, Modessit said:

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

It's too bad they had to ship the Texas A&M 2015 Music City Bowl Champions, Texas A&M 2016 Texas Bowl Champions, and Texas A&M 2017 Belk Bowl Champions t-shirts to some 3rd-World country.

Shit caused coups all over Africa. 

[cactusflinthead 27601]

 

Y'all have fun with him if you are bored

[Tex Pete 20425]

26 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Y'all have fun with him if you are bored

Why would I do that? They ran away from this conference because they were so mediocre here. They're still mediocre.

[Vic Mackey 47095]

Why would I do that? They ran away from this conference because they were so mediocre here. They're still mediocre.

Stupid sip!! They play in a conference with Bama and they win titles. Secsecsec.

[Deej 76873]

Poor kids in Africa refused the 3rd place SEC West t-shirts aggy had printed up.

[RomaVicta 29955]

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Y'all have fun with him if you are bored

They win in so many important ways. They may play a strong opponent on a week when we play a lesser opponent: huge prestige. They may play at 3pm when we play at 11am: huge victory. They lose better than we do: pinnacle of success and everyone knows it.

Nobody loses better than the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas! It's what makes them such great winners! Whoop!

[Gaffords 757]

We kinda hung with Alabama's 2nd string for two quarters. 

Another fine quality loss.

Put it on the wall. 

[markstanco 12586]

This is great. Read the replies. The knob slobbing is second to none. Cant remember aggy talking about their old conference like this when getting dominated. But we all know why.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2992139

[Vic Mackey 47095]

This is great. Read the replies. The knob slobbing is second to none. Cant remember aggy talking about their old conference like this when getting dominated. But we all know why.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2992139

Did they slob over VY when he won it all?