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If Alabama had a collective cock, aggy would suck it. They are a sub perpetually looking for a dom...and they found one. Good for aggy.

There are tons of players and teams that are great, but my thoughts are always something along the lines of "We need to stop that piece of shit" or "Fuck that piece of shit."

That is one warped culture.

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7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
7 hours ago, markstanco said:
This is great. Read the replies. The knob slobbing is second to none. Cant remember aggy talking about their old conference like this when getting dominated. But we all know why.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2992139

Did they slob over VY when he won it all?

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Miss State favored by 1 over aggy

I smell a boycott coming.

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

This is great. Read the replies. The knob slobbing is second to none. Cant remember aggy talking about their old conference like this when getting dominated. But we all know why.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2992139

Four of his 15 non scoring drives came against us.”

So did 7 of his scoring drives dumbass...right at the top too.

A&M went to the SEC for a few reasons. The two most pertinent are:

1) Elementary Aggie Psychology, aka Abnormal Psychology. They knew they would never outgrow or move past their obsession with Texas. Anything any Aggie ever does is either explicitly or subconsciously compared to Texas; given the great frequency with which Aggies come up short in these comparisons, the best way to avoid obvious inferiority is to limit objective comparisons. It's easier to avoid feeling like an inferior loser compared to another program if you don't actually compete with them on the field. 

They are far happier in the SEC because they don't have to live with finishing lower in the conference standings than us or losing head-to-head against us. They can instead claim they're better regardless of record, etc, because "everyone" knows that they'da beat t.u. and finished ahead of 'em in the BDF but the dang SEC's just so tough they could only win a few games.

They can also selectively make comparisons that they think flatter them. "We play in a tougher conference! Our conference wins the national title most years! If you leave out the head to head games that don't really matter, our conference beat yours every time!!!"

It is sophistry. For Aggies reading, I'm not talking about your second year on campus. 

2) Malice, aka why we should never schedule them again. A&M thought that based on Texas' growing independence and its interest in moving to the Pac-16 that the Big 12 was doomed. They also knew that Texas had arranged for A&M to be part of the Western exodus. Aggie thought leaders (Reveille, Bowen Loftin, Rick Perry, listed in order of IQ from highest to lowest) thought that by ditching the Big 12 for the SEC, they would seriously injure Texas' athletic programs (most specifically football) since we'd be stuck in a conference that we appeared to think was dying.

 

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Did they slob over VY when he won it all?

No, because aggy logic led to an elaborate web of paradoxical conclusions indicating that somehow all individuals related to the Texas program were overrated and inferior to their aggy counterparts, yet the collective group was more successful because of [conspiracy theory].

 

If Alabama had a collective cock, aggy would suck it. They are a sub perpetually looking for a dom...and they found one. Good for aggy.

aggy is the sec’s gimp
3 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

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 Tint it maroon.  Add small atm logo.  Add giant SEC logo 

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
8 hours ago, markstanco said:
This is great. Read the replies. The knob slobbing is second to none. Cant remember aggy talking about their old conference like this when getting dominated. But we all know why.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2992139

Did they slob over VY when he won it all?

His knee was down, stupid sip! 

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A&M went to the SEC for a few reasons. The two most pertinent are:
1) Elementary Aggie Psychology, aka Abnormal Psychology. They knew they would never outgrow or move past their obsession with Texas. Anything any Aggie ever does is either explicitly or subconsciously compared to Texas; given the great frequency with which Aggies come up short in these comparisons, the best way to avoid obvious inferiority is to limit objective comparisons. It's easier to avoid feeling like an inferior loser compared to another program if you don't actually compete with them on the field. 
They are far happier in the SEC because they don't have to live with finishing lower in the conference standings than us or losing head-to-head against us. They can instead claim they're better regardless of record, etc, because "everyone" knows that they'da beat t.u. and finished ahead of 'em in the BDF but the dang SEC's just so tough they could only win a few games.
They can also selectively make comparisons that they think flatter them. "We play in a tougher conference! Our conference wins the national title most years! If you leave out the head to head games that don't really matter, our conference beat yours every time!!!"
It is sophistry. For Aggies reading, I'm not talking about your second year on campus. 
2) Malice, aka why we should never schedule them again. A&M thought that based on Texas' growing independence and its interest in moving to the Pac-16 that the Big 12 was doomed. They also knew that Texas had arranged for A&M to be part of the Western exodus. Aggie thought leaders (Reveille, Bowen Loftin, Rick Perry, listed in order of IQ from highest to lowest) thought that by ditching the Big 12 for the SEC, they would seriously injure Texas' athletic programs (most specifically football) since we'd be stuck in a conference that we appeared to think was dying.
 
Wrong! They were sent to sec sec sec hell by this evil evil evil Rice graduate as punishment for The Siege of South Main.

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To be subject to eternal humiliation and ridicule on a wider national stage.
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BBBBWWWAAAHAHAHAHA!!
11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
11 hours ago, Tex Pete said:
Why would I do that? They ran away from this conference because they were so mediocre here. They're still mediocre.

Stupid sip!! They play in a conference with Bama and they win titles. Secsecsec.

Remember, Bama success = aggy success cuz SEC! lulz

21 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

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Add a little of this:

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[Black girl there on scholarship not impressed.]

Did they slob over VY when he won it all?



No...

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...because they think they wouldn’t have run out of time if Reggie fucking real deal flex seal McNeal would have played.
3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Add a little of this:

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[Black girl there on scholarship not impressed.]

Holy fuck.  Who's the dude in the wig?

15 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Y'all have fun with him if you are bored

I thought Aggy had the 72nd ranked defense in the country.

2 hours ago, Poolflood said:

Holy fuck.  Who's the dude in the wig?

PeeWee Herman

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I don’t know who this guy is but he somehow made our homecoming celebration.

aggy's big win isn't looking so good right now.

Kentucky's offense is complete trash. Missouri's defense is ranked #70 in S&P + and Kentucky has 3 points at the half. 

Dumpster fire offense. 

One more td for Missouri and they can just go to victory formation and punt.

Mizzou plays big boy defense and will win out and make the playoff. I'm a big Mizzou guy.

Took a half for Kentucky to realize they haven't been playing great defenses it just their QB is not good....

I haven't watched an offense worse than this Kentucky offense. It looks like our offense in the bowl game against Arkansas a few years ago. 

If you just stack the box and stop Snell they can't score points. 

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Holy fuck.  Who's the dude in the wig?
Ringo
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I'll probably regret asking Phlegm, but what the hell was Loftin laughing his ass off at?
aggy, duh. Rice is evil.

Vegas odds makers showing respect for aggy moral victories (2018 MNC futures)...

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On 10/12/2018 at 9:13 PM, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

I wonder if they're sawing the cocks off as the get ready for South Carolina.

wait, MS State just took the first drive of the game for a TD, using 7:40 of the first quarter on aggy's greatest eveh bestest defense in the land???

Good Lord, it’s tough figuring out which team is which. 

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It’s virtually impossible to tell what is happening in the game by listening to Dave South.

He retired after last season didn’t he?

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It’s virtually impossible to tell what is happening in the game by listening to Dave South.

I'm not sure what part of "Fitzgerald back to pass....we've almost got him!...........................................................................................................................

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Okay we can get that back" is so unclear.

6 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It’s virtually impossible to tell what is happening in the game by listening to Dave South.

Ummmmm. 

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He retired after last season didn’t he?
They cloned him

Based on FSU play, if they just waited one year they probably could have got Jimbo for less than $5m a year

8 hours ago, Poolflood said:

Holy fuck.  Who's the dude in the wig?

Pretty sure that’s Oliver Hardy. 

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Today I learned that a loss to a not-very-good Mississippi State team helps aggy finish 2018 strong. Apparently quality losses are all part of the plan.

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