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13 minutes ago, Droopy said:

I get that we lost this week, but this actually got a chuckle out of me. Damn, the guy that apparently can't throw and is one dimensional has got awarded the offensive player of the week every time he's played you. That's fairly funny, aggy. Aggy buddy of mine was super pissed on Saturday. He blamed Herbie for the loss and said he was mostly pissed that they got a touchdown at the end that wasn't necessary. Was pissed about the point spread, but doesn't gamble. Is there such a thing as bragging about your team covering despite losing that is somehow a "win"? Dude brags about covering like it means shit to non-gambling folks. Weird.

aggy always finds ways to turn a loss into a win, they crave relevancy and attention.  Thus they never lose, they just run out of critical thinking.  

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40 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

They should be 9-1 and ranked when they travel to aggy.  They beat a good North Texas team that beat Arkansas.  

As fun as that would be, I doubt it happens.  And I will be a blazer fan going into that game just to see the spin as the wheels on the cart derail from the tracks.  

But transitive property, UAB got their ass handed to them by coastal Carolina who was beat badly by ULM and USCe.   It's at home so aggy probably wins a lot closer than they think, but damn would it be fun if they don't. 

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9 hours ago, Droopy said:

 Is there such a thing as bragging about your team covering despite losing that is somehow a "win"? Dude brags about covering like it means shit to non-gambling folks. Weird.

For 80 years our title hopes have been dead

But by God our boys always cover the spread

 

-aggy

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10 hours ago, Lhorn said:

OP in that thread talks like "they are the Joneses."  They've done nothing for them to think they are above anybody in the SEC yest talk like they are 1.b to Alabama's 1.a in the conference.  

We got money and Jimbo and 2 great losses and more black guys in our state, ya stupid sip.  Of course we're the Jonses.

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12 hours ago, Treefidy said:

And then bitching about SEC schools poaching Texas players, why the fuck do you think you were invited to come be another middle of the pack team in their conference?  

The total lack of awareness never ceases to amaze me, someone really should do a more in depth study of the water quality in the brazos river.  The shit that goes on up stream in Waco, they drink the stupid down in B/CS. 

I seriously wonder if they even realize this deep down. Surely.  No?

Chicken or the egg.  Do aggys get really stupid once they've gone there or does the place attract the already monumental dumbasses?

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11 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Looch always goes to his Texas default speak after his team falls on their face, just to console his base of losers.  Texas losing gives them something positive to suck on.

He goes to Texas even when they win.  A Texas loss beats even an aggy win in their eyes.  They hate us more than they like themselves and that's not exaggeration.

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I get that we lost this week, but this actually got a chuckle out of me. Damn, the guy that apparently can't throw and is one dimensional has got awarded the offensive player of the week every time he's played you. That's fairly funny, aggy. Aggy buddy of mine was super pissed on Saturday. He blamed Herbie for the loss and said he was mostly pissed that they got a touchdown at the end that wasn't necessary. Was pissed about the point spread, but doesn't gamble. Is there such a thing as bragging about your team covering despite losing that is somehow a "win"? Dude brags about covering like it means shit to non-gambling folks. Weird.


Mississippi State was going to cover regardless whether they scored that last TD or not.
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9 minutes ago, Modessit said:

You didn't grade 2 of them.

I'm pretty sure #8 was photoshopped in.

The person in the red dress in between and behind 4 and 10 is not ranked.  Or maybe the ranker figured it was a skeleton or maybe a cross dressing 75 year old man and did not to be included.  #1 over on the far right is not a mom.  She works for the facility where the slopfest was held and jumped into the pic to help out and kiss up to her client, apparently.  Can you imagine how much they spent with her to cater that function?

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MrPhlegm

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I can totally see every geek dork fuck there (even the old women) "squeezing" so that they cover the spread in a loss.
Completely them. 
 
Some of the old women will be squeezing to hard their ovaries will pop out onto the table.
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^ the biggest expense was cleaning out the pens
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6 hours ago, Jester’s Inn said:

I read once that aggy is paying $29 million/year alone on bond loans as payback for their stadium upgrade. I tried finding the article again but have had no luck.  Would like to know if this is true or just a myth. Can someone (calling Mr RD) help a brother out?  Thanks. 

That is outdated info, they refinanced a few years back using a sophisticated two-tranche methodology. Tranche 1 is a University-wide payday loan. Tranche 2 is a title loan against their nine-year old Toyota Celica. 

Of course all of that gets paid off early if their CFO's "big splash" strategy pays off and they win the Powerball lottery.

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6 hours ago, Jester’s Inn said:

I read once that aggy is paying $29 million/year alone on bond loans as payback for their stadium upgrade. I tried finding the article again but have had no luck.  Would like to know if this is true or just a myth. Can someone (calling Mr RD) help a brother out?  Thanks. 

 

One of you bean counters can make more of this than I can.  But I see some big numbers, spending and debt.  And the aggies owe a lot of entities a lot of money:

Cost of Keeping Up With the Jones

This Bloomberg article from last summer says aggie owed more than $300M BEFORE they signed Jimbo:

It's Not What You Owe, It's What You Own, aggie

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