Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Scholz 12,312]

17 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

half of them have the look of a woman who's yet to find out

They all birthed a regarded aggy

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

6 hours ago, Landomatic said:

We got money and Jimbo and 2 great losses and more black guys in our state, ya stupid sip.  Of course we're the Jonses.

Well, did you know that Me and Mrs. Jones had a thing going on?

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

I seriously wonder if they even realize this deep down. Surely.  No?

Chicken or the egg.  Do aggys get really stupid once they've gone there or does the place attract the already monumental dumbasses?

How about BOTH?

[SHOOTER12 8,890]

15 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Well, did you know that Me and Mrs. Jones had a thing going on?

We both know that it is wrong,

But it's much too strong,

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

30 minutes ago, Scholz said:

They all birthed a regarded aggy

allegedly

[RamjetFDO 10,655]

12 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

We both know that it is wrong,

But it's much too strong,

[Scholz 12,312]

Just now, SwanderedTalent said:

allegedly

horrifyingly

Edited October 30, 2018 by Scholz

[Teamdirtyleg 1,139]

4 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

The question is where does Vic draw the second untouchable line (the first one is between #1 and #2)?

The rankings pic didn't show up for me, but the redhead, second row all the way right, is the only one I see

Edited October 30, 2018 by Teamdirtyleg
For clarity

[Dennis Taylor 19,375]

4 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

 

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[Zharkov 295]

5 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

I was going to say your #2 and #3 look like they are packing a few pounds of brisket each hiding back there, but then saw your #4 and realized that the slope really did nosedive after #1.  And she looks boney and bitchy anyway.  Blech.

[Tex Pete 21,511]

6 hours ago, Scholz said:

Cue an aggy mom hog contest pic

 

 

Is there a name for "the opposite of Glamour Shots?"

[InkaUtexas 26,948]

27 so fat her thumb don't work right. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

6 hours ago, Scholz said:

Cue an aggy mom hog contest pic

 

 

Now, we all know, if it was a cold night, and it was very dark, we'd all snuggle up to any one of these heifers!

 

 

 

 

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Now, we all know, if it was a cold night, and it was very dark, we'd all snuggle up to any one of these heifers!

 

 

 

 

Three Dog Night

[SHOOTER12 8,890]

11 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Three Hog Night

Fify...

 

Just An Old Fashioned Hog Song

,..playing on the radio...

Edited October 30, 2018 by SHOOTER12

[InkaUtexas 26,948]

16 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Now, we all know, if it was a cold night, and it was very dark, we'd all snuggle up to any one of these heifers!

 

 

 

 

nope. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

12 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Three Dog Night

What a way to go!

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

29 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Fify...

 

Just An Old Fashioned Hog Song

,..playing on the radio...

Mama Told Me Not To Come....unless it is in a jar surrounded by brownshirts with chainsaws.  

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Hey, that's my line.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Now, we all know, if it was a cold night, and it was very dark, we'd all snuggle up to any one of these heifers!

 

 

 

 

 

Not even with Scally's dick.

[Rabidhorn 121]

27 is a man baby.

[TtomTerrific 200]

gotta be like Mardi Gras on Texags with this playoff committee ranking. 

[Colt45 5]

8 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

#21 is definitely jimbo in drag

[UTEX_ME 4,288]

i'm sure 27's offspring are lookers. 

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

i'm sure 27's offspring are lookers. 

 It is amazing that someone wanted to have a child with her.  That has to be Billy Lucci's mom.  

[CfRhTxStBobcats 608]

8 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

You forgot the 4x on number 4. She's what my dad calls a 4x4, 4 feet tall, 4 feet wide.

[campcrunk 2,551]

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Now, we all know, if it was a cold night, and it was very dark, we'd all snuggle up to any one of these heifers!

 

 

 

 

I could possibly see sleeping inside a couple of them on a cold night. Not THAT kind of inside - more like the Tauntaun Han Solo and Luke used in the Empire Strikes Back.

[NYBevo 1,762]

 

Film Study: Mississippi State def. Texas A&M, '18

[ClubWhatever 12,324]

22 minutes ago, NYBevo said:

 

Film Study: Mississippi State def. Texas A&M, '18

Thanks, Matt

[ousux 5,649]

Now, we all know, if it was a cold night, and it was very dark, we'd all snuggle up to any one of these heifers!
 
 
 
 

There isn't enough cold, darkness or liquor in the world...

[markstanco 12,804]

25 gave up long ago.

[GhostofDanJones 336]

How the fuck is aggy still ranked?

Edited October 31, 2018 by GhostofDanJones
Nevermind. Because SEC! SEC! SEC!

[Valmy77 13,626]

Just now, GhostofDanJones said:

How the fuck is aggy still ranked?

Their losses are just really impressive.

[GhostofDanJones 336]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Their losses are just really impressive.

You're right. How could I forget? aggy is the best 3 loss team in the country.

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

17 minutes ago, GhostofDanJones said:

You're right. How could I forget? aggy is the best 3 loss team in the country.

.....and they could end up as the best 6 loss team in the country as well.  Whoop!

[texasstrong12 4,668]

23 minutes ago, GhostofDanJones said:

How the fuck is aggy still ranked?

All that matters are the final rankings and they still have at least 2 more losses. 

[TheFlyingBoat 913]

6 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

All that matters are the final rankings and they still have at least 2 more losses. 

LSU and...? The SEC West is pretty shit this year. I don't see another loss tbh 

[texasstrong12 4,668]

5 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

LSU and...? The SEC West is pretty shit this year. I don't see another loss tbh 

Auburn is a 5 point favorite for a reason. 

Auburn has a top 5-10ish defense in the country. aggy isn't scoring many points on that defense. 

Edited October 31, 2018 by texasstrong12

[Vic Mackey 48,027]

 

[Valmy77 13,626]

So he doesn't really talk trash to actual UT fans but the imaginary ones he talks to in his head.

[texasstrong12 4,668]

13 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

LSU and...? The SEC West is pretty shit this year. I don't see another loss tbh 

Also of note, Gus Malzahn is 7-0 coming off a bye week. 

[Vic Mackey 48,027]

[UTEX_ME 4,288]

22 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

All that matters are the final rankings and they still have at least 2 more losses. 

maybe, but these initial rankings have some serious table setting. 

[UTEX_ME 4,288]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2993966

aggy just needs to play Bama's schedule and they'd be undefeated! 

[Uncle Boobs 1,249]

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

I could see myself messing around with number 6 after a case of beer or two.

[Vic Mackey 48,027]

I have very low standards and I only see a few I would fuck. Most of them look weird as fuck, like a product of incest.

4,1 for me. Maybe 2.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,321]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2993966

aggy just needs to play Bama's schedule and they'd be undefeated! 

Well they wouldn’t have a loss to Bama, but on the other hand they wouldn’t have a victory over aggy

[Vic Mackey 48,027]

Uhhhh Bama plays Miss St, Auburn and LSU. Those 3 would be losses. Are they really sure they'd beat Mizzou and Tenn?

Sounds like a bunch of bitching and whining about losing games they didn't think they would. 

[Jkwellborn 7,065]

Well they wouldn’t have a loss to Bama, but on the other hand they wouldn’t have a victory over aggy

Do you even spring game bro?

[Blotto 24,044]

13 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

You know it's an unfortunate looking crowd when #17 ranks in the middle tier.