Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

Wasn't #27 the girl's PE teacher in Porky's?

[kopp0e 1135]

14 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

Number twenty seven looks as if he played lineman at some point on the field, maybe at work too in constrction...

[Hamttx 428]

6 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Their losses are just really impressive.

Laugh if you will. But I heard Reece, Pollock, Herbstreit and Dez use your exact sentence, word for word, as their argument.

[UTperks 28]

11 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

 It is amazing that someone wanted to have a child with her.  That has to be Billy Lucci's mom.  

I have met Billy's mom at a casino and she is more like #25. She is real proud of her son's work.

csb

Edited October 31, 2018 by UTperks

[BlueGreySky 1082]

8 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:

20 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

I could see myself messing around with number 6 after a case of beer or two.

The 6 applies to the woman above the number, not to the right of the number.

[mininghorn88 2338]

20 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

It would be #1 and done for me. Anything else and I would take care of it myself.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

5 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Wasn't #27 the girl's PE teacher in Porky's?

Definitely an aggy ... this scene was filmed at gloryhole #32, corps barrack D, shower #9.

Edited October 31, 2018 by ShowmeyourTDs
Why not?

[Hank Chinaski 6363]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

He's doubling down on this joke, huh? 

[EastTexan 673]

10 hours ago, GhostofDanJones said:

You're right. How could I forget? aggy is the best 3 loss team in the country.

Also better than the 2 loss teams.

[UTEX_ME 4288]

1 hour ago, UTperks said:

I have met Billy's mom at a casino and she is more like #25. She is real proud of her son's work.

csb

Looch's mom is Bubbles De Vere? 

[DaggerHorns 3172]

34 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

He's doubling down on this joke, huh? 

Doubling down, time and again, has literally

ruined his life. This is not an exaggeration.

[UTperks 28]

21 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Looch's mom is Bubbles De Vere? 

Had to google.....you son of a bitch!

[TrashMaster G 18133]

1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

He's doubling down on this joke, huh? 

You can almost hear him giggling as he posts it.  He thinks he's hilarious and clever.

[texaslong 678]

2 hours ago, UTperks said:

I have met Billy's mom at a casino and she is more like #25. She is real proud of her son's work.

csb

Damn. She's still cocktail waitressing?

[utee94 16091]

1 minute ago, texaslong said:

Damn. She's still cocktail waitressing?

Nope.  Hooking.

[Longboard Horn 41390]

On 10/29/2018 at 1:50 PM, C-Man said:

aggy will lose all of their four remaining games.

FIFY

[ztejas 44283]

12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

"#meltdowncity"

Hey, we still have a better record than you and are tied for 1st place in our conference, you sack of dickcheese. 

[ztejas 44283]

If atm lost on the road by 3 points in dramatic fashion it would definitely be pinned on the bulletin board as a "quality loss"

I honestly forgot how annoying these people are because they had nothing to talk about when we were such ass. Funny how that works, they only talk shit and complain when we are back to being relevant. Because even when we suck, they are doing shit like still not winning games and handing out ludicrous contracts to washed up hairy-footed rape enablers. 

[Tex Pete 21511]

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If atm lost on the road by 3 points in dramatic fashion it would definitely be pinned on the bulletin board as a "quality loss"

I honestly forgot how annoying these people are because they had nothing to talk about when we were such ass. Funny how that works, they only talk shit and complain when we are back to being relevant. Because even when we suck, they are doing shit like still not winning games and handing out ludicrous contracts to washed up hairy-footed rape enablers. 

They never stop talking shit no matter what.

 

FIFY

[Knoxtnhorn 6312]

Funny how aggy never talks about their wins.

NW State - lulz

La Monroe - lulz

Arkansas - horrible team, won by 7, neutral field

Kentucky - overrated, worst qb I've ever seen, at home by 6 in ot

South Carolina - average sec east team, by 3 pts

[ztejas 44283]

35 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They never stop talking shit no matter what.

 

FIFY

You're right. It's whether or not I choose to listen that's more of a deciding factor. 

[Drew 2932]

13 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Their losses are just really impressive.

Best 3 losses in the nation tbh.

[HtownHorn 15231]

13 hours ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

LSU and...? The SEC West is pretty shit this year. I don't see another loss tbh 

Auburn will beat them. Auburn has a great defense matched with the ability to throw the ball down the field.

Ole Miss is a toss up because they of their ability to throw down the field as well, though their defense isn't that great.

UAB is a toss up because they have a really good defense, though their offense is more of a ground based attack, so aggy should be able to hold them down.

LSU will be a blow out for the Tigers.

[UTEX_ME 4288]

so for the first 80% of cfb existance, aggy is 4-3-1 or a cool .563 win %. Seems historically accurate. 

[ousux 5649]

I could see myself messing around with number 6 after a case of beer or two.

What if the deal is at some point she taps out to #27..

still think a case or two would get the job done?

[BurntOrangeCrush 1034]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

They never stop talking shit no matter what.

 

FIFY

Yep. It never changes. Accept it.

[texifornia 59060]

GBH with occasional good content

[Go Pokes 979]

An aggy I work with came by my office to thank us for beating the evil sips.  And then he has to tell me how he'e been telling all of his tu friends that they weren't the 6th best team in the country, blah blah blah.  Yeah, no shit.  I haven't seen a single poster on here claim UT would/should make the playoffs and win the NC this year.  I didn't say that to him because I didn't want to hear a bunch of BS about how ALL the sips are claiming that and have already booked hotel rooms for the championship game.  

[IBuryPaul 282]

1 minute ago, Go Pokes said:

An aggy I work with came by my office to thank us for beating the evil sips.  And then he has to tell me how he'e been telling all of his tu friends that they weren't the 6th best team in the country, blah blah blah.  Yeah, no shit.  I haven't seen a single poster on here claim UT would/should make the playoffs and win the NC this year.  I didn't say that to him because I didn't want to hear a bunch of BS about how ALL the sips are claiming that and have already booked hotel rooms for the championship game.  

Good thing I can cancel my reservation

[utee94 16091]

Unfortunately I engaged in cell phone flop out after the OU game and bought non-returnable tickets to the championship game, as well as non-cancellable  hotel reservations.  Curse your aggy coworker for being right!

 

 

[Go Pokes 979]

2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Unfortunately I engaged in cell phone flop out after the OU game and bought non-returnable tickets to the championship game, as well as non-cancellable  hotel reservations.  Curse your aggy coworker for being right!

 

 

Conference championship game or national championship game?  One of those is understandable.  

[Vertigo 20502]

6 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:

Conference championship game or national championship game?  One of those is understandable.  

Yes and yes.. 

[Go Pokes 979]

Yes and yes.. 

[utee94 16091]

Cell phone flopout is reserved strictly for national championship games, I think.

Or possibly the Fiesta Bowl.

 

[Pogo 286]

3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Cell phone flopout is reserved strictly for national championship games, I think.

Or possibly the Fiesta Bowl.

 

It's only allowed at the Alamodome, dude.  You're old enough to remember that.

[Pato del Muerto 53589]

35 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Unfortunately I engaged in cell phone flop out after the OU game and bought non-returnable tickets to the championship game, as well as non-cancellable  hotel reservations.  Curse your aggy coworker for being right!

 

 

Watch your broken dreams dance in and out of the beams...

[utee94 16091]

6 minutes ago, Pogo said:

It's only allowed at the Alamodome, dude.  You're old enough to remember that.

That's where it was originally performed, of course.  But I was talking about the STAKES...

[Pogo 286]

Stakes?  You're cooking steaks tonight?  If 4 ninjas show up at your door, it's me and the fam.

[ztejas 44283]

8 minutes ago, utee94 said:

That's where it was originally performed, of course.  But I was talking about the STAKES...

Belmont or Preakness?

Wait... let me guess...

[Scholz 12312]

52 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

Good thing I can cancel my reservation

Frontrunner

[C-Man 27826]

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Post ousux performance I was offered a free ticket to go see Taylor Swift at Jerrah world. 

I know it will make you hate me when I tell you... I declined. That's the stakes I pay for spending all day at the fair. 

You passed up seeing Texas beat OU and possibly banging TSwift in the same day -- as The Great One once said, "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

[InkaUtexas 26948]

36 minutes ago, Pogo said:

Stakes?  You're cooking steaks tonight?  If 4 ninjas show up at your door, it's me and the fam.

Just be careful he does not mean these stakes. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I have met Billy's mom at a casino and she is more like #25. She is real proud of her son's work.
csb

[Valmy77 13626]

4 hours ago, Go Pokes said:

An aggy I work with came by my office to thank us for beating the evil sips.  And then he has to tell me how he'e been telling all of his tu friends that they weren't the 6th best team in the country, blah blah blah.  Yeah, no shit.  I haven't seen a single poster on here claim UT would/should make the playoffs and win the NC this year.  I didn't say that to him because I didn't want to hear a bunch of BS about how ALL the sips are claiming that and have already booked hotel rooms for the championship game.  

Well thanks for sticking up for us. You should be proud of saving A&M's season like that.

[Go Pokes 979]

Well thanks for sticking up for us. You should be proud of saving A&M's season like that.

How sad when your success is based on the quality of your losses and the number of tu losses.

[ousux 5649]

It's only allowed at the Alamodome, dude.  You're old enough to remember that.

Reserving Houston or SA is usually a safe bet, although the Charlie years kinda made even that risky.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

15 hours ago, Go Pokes said:

 

How sad when your success is based on the quality of your losses and the number of tu losses.

 

To be fair, seeing okie state beat blowu makes me feel better too.  Regardless of any Horns game outcome.

[markstanco 12804]

1 hour ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

To be fair, seeing {insert team here} beat blowu makes me feel better too.  Regardless of any Horns game outcome.

Fixed It For ME.

Edited November 1, 2018 by markstanco

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

It does salve the wound of a Horns loss but that's about it. I definitely don't evaluate the success our season based on OU's record, unlike aggy. 

[Duval Street 420]

17 hours ago, Go Pokes said:

 

How sad when your entire existence  is based on the quality of your losses and the number of tu losses.