Tell Me About Texas a&m

[GhostofDanJones 336]

On 10/30/2018 at 11:17 PM, Vic Mackey said:

 

This idiot doesn't know when to quit. 

[Jkwellborn 7065]

Joel Klatt gets a few shots in on the ags on YouTube. Joel Klatt versus random twitter guy.

[Blanton 170]

Why...just, why?

[InkaUtexas 26948]

so they can hide and spy on sheep in the pasture. 

[OU Sucks 9405]

On 10/31/2018 at 12:17 AM, Vic Mackey said:

 

 

45 minutes ago, GhostofDanJones said:

This idiot doesn't know when to quit. 

Both @JimbruhF @TX_LegalEagle liked both of those dumb posts.  Totally not DFig's other accounts, amirite?

[Longboard Horn 41390]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

x,x,x,x,x,x

[ztejas 44282]

12 minutes ago, Blanton said:

Why...just, why?

They're trying to corner the New England Patriots Head Coach market.

[Vic Mackey 48027]

x,x,x,x,x,x

You don't like BBC?

[US183 163]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Edited November 3, 2018 by US183

[US183 163]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Gene pool?

[lemonandaturd 4289]

The one in the stripes is going to get arrested for hiding 60 pounds of crack.  .  

[RedDirtTexan 209]

23 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

The one in the stripes is going to get arrested for hiding 60 pounds of crack.  .  

Once you go crack you never go back. 

[Tex Pete 21511]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

The one in the stripes is going to get arrested for hiding 60 pounds of crack.  .  

She’s wearing the swagcopter since they aren’t using it anymore. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22321]

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

The one in the stripes is going to get arrested for hiding 60 pounds of crack.  .  

I don't know how much her crack weighs, but I do know that I don't want to see it.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22321]

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

The one in the stripes is going to get arrested for hiding 60 pounds of crack.  .  

So thank her for hiding it.

Edited November 3, 2018 by NeverMarryAStripper

[TonyTexas 10785]

I guess swimming in cattle tanks isn’t good training. Horns’ M/W swimming and diving teams sweep aggy.

[Jkwellborn 7065]

Caint be using that there see ment pond.

[Tex Pete 21511]

They get worn out since their pool is shorter than everyone else’s. 

[Tex Pete 21511]

Serious thought for a moment: I’ve never really pondered it other than to laugh at what dumbfucks they are for having a competition swimming pool that wasn’t regulation length. Honestly, there’s no way that was an accident.

Knowing aggy as we do, I am certain they wanted a bunch of records broken at their pool so they built it too short on purpose and thought no one would ever figure it out.

Bragging and cheating are their two oldest turditions, aside from being insufferable goobers and fucking animals. 

[TonyTexas 10785]

[Machinator 32103]

[Vic Mackey 48027]

Sorry Aggy, we don't resort to claiming championships from 100 years ago.

[MillerEP 30907]

So I just finished reading the book “Lords of Discipline” by Pat Conroy, which he wrote in the 70s about his time at the Citadel during the early years of Vietnam. Anyway it was eye opening to see where aggy stole a lot of their “traditions” from. The extreme importance of the ring, the swaying, the old corps/new corps thing, the homoeroticism, etc. it came out right when aggy had their first taste of relevancy in the 1980s (later we found out it was due to cheating) but it’d be interesting if anybody did a comparison on the timing.

[deft 7068]

Here’s a rough timeline:

1. Somebody else does it

2. aggy steals it.

[ztejas 44282]

11 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

So I just finished reading the book “Lords of Discipline” by Pat Conroy, which he wrote in the 70s about his time at the Citadel during the early years of Vietnam. Anyway it was eye opening to see where aggy stole a lot of their “traditions” from. The extreme importance of the ring, the swaying, the old corps/new corps thing, the homoeroticism, etc. it came out right when aggy had their first taste of relevancy in the 1980s (later we found out it was due to cheating) but it’d be interesting if anybody did a comparison on the timing.

Makes sense. The Citadel is a weeeeeeird fucking school, man. 

[TreatyOak 17410]

[MrPhlegm 3413]

atm family tree 

atm family tree is made up of gaytor and baylol?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Mooooo

[Sheep Have Wool 1053]

It appears the honeymoon is over.

[Vic Mackey 48027]

I thought Mond was going to be great? Lulz

[deft 7068]

Loogi told us he was gonna win the Heisman.

[Redneck Mutha 8211]

poo raggy

[Modessit 5667]

This reminds me of something:

[Longboard Horn 41390]

Jimbo explaining the roller coaster starting to crash

[Lone Star Horn 2071]

bestest 4 loss team in the country now?

[Post Oak 20581]

6 minutes ago, Modessit said:

This reminds me of something:

[VoteforHank 136]

Sweet aggy tears, I must Fap. 

[US183 163]

.aggy only lost by 4 to an secsecsec team. This is by far their best loss. Advantage aggy 

[Thetexashammer 1062]

On 8/27/2018 at 7:26 PM, Thetexashammer said:

Kellen Mond is their starting QB. 

Quoting myself just because.

[Hornin04 262]

This reminds me of something:

Please someone put the aggy rollercoaster on here

[Modessit 5667]

Please someone put the aggy rollercoaster on here

They did it last year on the UCLA one.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

Thread Title - Kevin Sumlin = Jumbo Fisher

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2995129

First comment - "Aside from pigment, there is literally no difference. "

Edited November 3, 2018 by Thetexashammer

[Post Oak 20581]

I love them so much

[Hornin04 262]

They did it last year on the UCLA one.

This year's has a better incline, looks like more fun

[Orange&White 5573]

UAB will be ranked higher than them when they play. 

Let me say that again.

UAB will be ranked higher than them when they play.

[US183 163]

.aggy adds another “good” lose to their resume. Should empress the playoff committee. Advantage aggy 

[Beau Vine 55891]

https://texags.com/s/30019/texags-stewdio-doctors-discover-cure-for-aggie-novembers/25

[El Diablo 4232]

1 hour ago, Lone Star Horn said:

bestest 4 loss team in the country now?

If you look at the names on the jerseys of the teams that they have lost to it is quite impressive.

[Chopper 17450]

53 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

https://texags.com/s/30019/texags-stewdio-doctors-discover-cure-for-aggie-novembers/25

That was more pathetic than I thought it would be. Shame on me. Advantage aggy

[kopp0e 1135]

6 hours ago, deft said:

Here’s a rough timeline:

1. Somebody else does it

2. aggy steals it.

I think that's called "championship appropriation"...