Tell Me About Texas a&m

[GhostofDanJones 336]

On 10/30/2018 at 11:17 PM, Vic Mackey said:

 

This idiot doesn't know when to quit. 

[Jkwellborn 6,697]

Joel Klatt gets a few shots in on the ags on YouTube. Joel Klatt versus random twitter guy.

[Blanton 170]

Why...just, why?

[InkaUtexas 25,907]

so they can hide and spy on sheep in the pasture. 

[OU Sucks 8,807]

On 10/31/2018 at 12:17 AM, Vic Mackey said:

 

 

45 minutes ago, GhostofDanJones said:

This idiot doesn't know when to quit. 

Both @JimbruhF @TX_LegalEagle liked both of those dumb posts.  Totally not DFig's other accounts, amirite?

[Longboard Horn 40,301]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

x,x,x,x,x,x

[ztejas 43,418]

12 minutes ago, Blanton said:

Why...just, why?

They're trying to corner the New England Patriots Head Coach market.

[Vic Mackey 47,019]

x,x,x,x,x,x

You don't like BBC?

[US183 125]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Edited November 3, 2018 by US183

[US183 125]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Gene pool?

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

The one in the stripes is going to get arrested for hiding 60 pounds of crack.  .  

[RedDirtTexan 209]

23 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

The one in the stripes is going to get arrested for hiding 60 pounds of crack.  .  

Once you go crack you never go back. 

[Tex Pete 20,342]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

The one in the stripes is going to get arrested for hiding 60 pounds of crack.  .  

She’s wearing the swagcopter since they aren’t using it anymore. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,898]

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

The one in the stripes is going to get arrested for hiding 60 pounds of crack.  .  

I don't know how much her crack weighs, but I do know that I don't want to see it.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,898]

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

The one in the stripes is going to get arrested for hiding 60 pounds of crack.  .  

So thank her for hiding it.

Edited November 3, 2018 by NeverMarryAStripper

[TonyTexas 10,510]

I guess swimming in cattle tanks isn’t good training. Horns’ M/W swimming and diving teams sweep aggy.

[Jkwellborn 6,697]

Caint be using that there see ment pond.

[Tex Pete 20,342]

They get worn out since their pool is shorter than everyone else’s. 

[Tex Pete 20,342]

Serious thought for a moment: I’ve never really pondered it other than to laugh at what dumbfucks they are for having a competition swimming pool that wasn’t regulation length. Honestly, there’s no way that was an accident.

Knowing aggy as we do, I am certain they wanted a bunch of records broken at their pool so they built it too short on purpose and thought no one would ever figure it out.

Bragging and cheating are their two oldest turditions, aside from being insufferable goobers and fucking animals. 

[TonyTexas 10,510]

[Machinator 32,099]

[Vic Mackey 47,019]

Sorry Aggy, we don't resort to claiming championships from 100 years ago.

[MillerEP 30,454]

So I just finished reading the book “Lords of Discipline” by Pat Conroy, which he wrote in the 70s about his time at the Citadel during the early years of Vietnam. Anyway it was eye opening to see where aggy stole a lot of their “traditions” from. The extreme importance of the ring, the swaying, the old corps/new corps thing, the homoeroticism, etc. it came out right when aggy had their first taste of relevancy in the 1980s (later we found out it was due to cheating) but it’d be interesting if anybody did a comparison on the timing.

[deft 6,844]

Here’s a rough timeline:

1. Somebody else does it

2. aggy steals it.

[ztejas 43,418]

11 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

So I just finished reading the book “Lords of Discipline” by Pat Conroy, which he wrote in the 70s about his time at the Citadel during the early years of Vietnam. Anyway it was eye opening to see where aggy stole a lot of their “traditions” from. The extreme importance of the ring, the swaying, the old corps/new corps thing, the homoeroticism, etc. it came out right when aggy had their first taste of relevancy in the 1980s (later we found out it was due to cheating) but it’d be interesting if anybody did a comparison on the timing.

Makes sense. The Citadel is a weeeeeeird fucking school, man. 

[TreatyOak 16,313]

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

atm family tree 

atm family tree is made up of gaytor and baylol?

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Mooooo

[Sheep Have Wool 1,053]

It appears the honeymoon is over.

[Vic Mackey 47,019]

I thought Mond was going to be great? Lulz

[deft 6,844]

Loogi told us he was gonna win the Heisman.

[Redneck Mutha 7,954]

poo raggy

[Modessit 5,599]

This reminds me of something:

[Longboard Horn 40,301]

Jimbo explaining the roller coaster starting to crash

[Lone Star Horn 2,016]

bestest 4 loss team in the country now?

[Post Oak 20,210]

6 minutes ago, Modessit said:

This reminds me of something:

[VoteforHank 117]

Sweet aggy tears, I must Fap. 

[US183 125]

.aggy only lost by 4 to an secsecsec team. This is by far their best loss. Advantage aggy 

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

On 8/27/2018 at 7:26 PM, Thetexashammer said:

Kellen Mond is their starting QB. 

Quoting myself just because.

[Hornin04 261]

This reminds me of something:

Please someone put the aggy rollercoaster on here

[Modessit 5,599]

Please someone put the aggy rollercoaster on here

They did it last year on the UCLA one.

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

Thread Title - Kevin Sumlin = Jumbo Fisher

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2995129

First comment - "Aside from pigment, there is literally no difference. "

Edited November 3, 2018 by Thetexashammer

[Post Oak 20,210]

I love them so much

[Hornin04 261]

They did it last year on the UCLA one.

This year's has a better incline, looks like more fun

[Orange&White 5,522]

UAB will be ranked higher than them when they play. 

Let me say that again.

UAB will be ranked higher than them when they play.

[US183 125]

.aggy adds another “good” lose to their resume. Should empress the playoff committee. Advantage aggy 

[Beau Vine 54,211]

https://texags.com/s/30019/texags-stewdio-doctors-discover-cure-for-aggie-novembers/25

[El Diablo 4,232]

1 hour ago, Lone Star Horn said:

bestest 4 loss team in the country now?

If you look at the names on the jerseys of the teams that they have lost to it is quite impressive.

[Chopper 17,230]

53 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

https://texags.com/s/30019/texags-stewdio-doctors-discover-cure-for-aggie-novembers/25

That was more pathetic than I thought it would be. Shame on me. Advantage aggy

[kopp0e 1,135]

6 hours ago, deft said:

Here’s a rough timeline:

1. Somebody else does it

2. aggy steals it.

I think that's called "championship appropriation"...