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#91657
12 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Someone may have to tell him that Indiana can score more than 3 points also...

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SMU and Louisville have a better claim than TAMU.

#91658
On 1/18/2026 at 11:56 AM, RomaVicta said:

Anybody want to tell them that there is no championship trophy for being loud? And being loud hasn't helped much with winning real ones?

Nah, let 'em keep spending on facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities.

Remind them that Texas has a winning record at Pyle Field, and nobody is scared to play there, not even Tech or Rapelor.

16 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

people!

we just recently UNCOVERED the demarcation line in aggy metrics: 1963

they had no wimmens before that - how that had any effect on their football team remains unproven by science but it is the year they cite in their wiki as the "before" as opposed to the "after" when "the series with tu has been fairly even"

they only allowed "full" admission to wimmens in 1969 and "unrestricted" admission in 1971

the annual number of girl fish was dozens not hundreds much less thousands until the mid-70s

aggy by default had to remain milkmen only for decades after their natty

aggypedia has a full section on the above, joe bob says check it out

the intertrons note female cheer at the following:

gopher 1923

gatah 1937

creamsicle 1938

https://aggypedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/aggy_girlsgirlsgirls.jpg

i would love to know the definition or criteria of "'Area' Women"

Out in the Brazos Valley pastures.

#91659
2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Someone may have to tell him that Indiana can score more than 3 points also...

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Username checks out

#91666
31 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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They figured out that was AI and not some fan standing in front of Kroger Stadium actually holding the sign? Good for them.

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#91667
It’s already hanging isn’t it
We were tied with these guys 3-3 with 1:47 left in the game and less than five yards away from tying the game with less than :30 so I’m pulling for the Canes that we should’ve beat! 😃

The best part is they really make their OWN jokes and when people run with them, they act all "we're in your heads, hardy har har"

#91669

Furk.....errbody beat me to the NSIAP "We almost beat the team that almost beat the National Championship team".

Too funny.....fuck aggy 👎

Edited by DFW Horn

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#91672
15 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

Couple of the first responses:


-Heisenberg01

11:00a, 1/20/26

AG

And Texas Tech is still overrated. They were exposed as the frauds they were and still got ranked at 7.


-Teslag

In reply to Raiderjay11:15a, 1/20/26

AG

Lol at tech that high. We saw them for the frauds they are. And will be.

They do understand that Tech wasn't the ONLY one exposed right?

Also this gem:


-SouthCollegeStation

11:27a, 1/20/26

So we played the following ranked teams for the 2025 season:

2. --
Miami - Loss
10. --
Notre Dame - Win
12. --
Texas - Loss
33. --
Missouri - Win

Counting the 33rd team as "ranked" is just so aggie. lmfao

Edited by Drew

#91673
On 1/20/2026 at 7:12 AM, gofuckyourself said:

Someone may have to tell him that Indiana can score more than 3 points also...

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Oh we know you are serious. That is what makes it so sad. And funny.

#91674
44 minutes ago, Drew said:

Couple of the first responses:


-Heisenberg01

11:00a, 1/20/26

AG

And Texas Tech is still overrated. They were exposed as the frauds they were and still got ranked at 7.


-Teslag

In reply to Raiderjay11:15a, 1/20/26

AG

Lol at tech that high. We saw them for the frauds they are. And will be.

They do understand that Tech wasn't the ONLY one exposed right?

Also this gem:


-SouthCollegeStation

11:27a, 1/20/26

So we played the following ranked teams for the 2025 season:

2. --
Miami - Loss
10. --
Notre Dame - Win
12. --
Texas - Loss
33. --
Missouri - Win

Counting the 33rd team as "ranked" is just so aggie. lmfao

they are one of those idiot fan bases that counts the "ranked teams" by how they were ranked when the game was played instead of how they were ranked at the end of the year when it is convenient to do so......so if a team was ranked #5 in their second game of the season and aggy lost to them and then at the end of the year that team was 4-8 well that was a #5 team they played and lost to not a 4-8 pile of shit

#91675
1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

they are one of those idiot fan bases that counts the "ranked teams" by how they were ranked when the game was played instead of how they were ranked at the end of the year when it is convenient to do so......so if a team was ranked #5 in their second game of the season and aggy lost to them and then at the end of the year that team was 4-8 well that was a #5 team they played and lost to not a 4-8 pile of shit

TBF, when Ohio State knocked off #1 Texas, they'll ride with that headline rather than they knocked off #12 Longhorns. And almost every team would do the same.

#91677
2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

TBF, when Ohio State knocked off #1 Texas, they'll ride with that headline rather than they knocked off #12 Longhorns. And almost every team would do the same.

And then there's this:

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#91679
4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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this is some retard level math, a 12 year head start would make this hard to overcome for certain.

now do the math since texas joined , that would actually be comparing similar numbers

they might as well be trying to champion FCS wins as a leading indicator here, its probably the only metric they actually lead in

Edited by BigHornedLurker

#91680
14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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I would be hard to catch up to a 12 year start for sure...but I could see Texas doing it at some point 50 years from now.

And they STILL can't use their record against us since joining the SEC. Still got them 2-0

8 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

this is some retard level math, a 12 year head start would make this hard to overcome for certain.

now do the math since texas joined , that would actually be comparing similar numbers

they might as well be trying to champion FCS wins as a leading indicator here, its probably the only metric they actually lead in

Also this.

#91681
5 hours ago, Drew said:

Couple of the first responses:


-Heisenberg01

11:00a, 1/20/26

AG

And Texas Tech is still overrated. They were exposed as the frauds they were and still got ranked at 7.


-Teslag

In reply to Raiderjay11:15a, 1/20/26

AG

Lol at tech that high. We saw them for the frauds they are. And will be.

They do understand that Tech wasn't the ONLY one exposed right?

Also this gem:


-SouthCollegeStation

11:27a, 1/20/26

So we played the following ranked teams for the 2025 season:

2. --
Miami - Loss
10. --
Notre Dame - Win
12. --
Texas - Loss
33. --
Missouri - Win

Counting the 33rd team as "ranked" is just so aggie. lmfao

Not so there are lists that rank all programs. aggy next year will claim beating the 132 ranked program

#91682
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Their “better head to head record since 1984” rallying cry disappeared. So did the belief that they would automatically win if we played them. Now “we will never catch them in SEC wins” has become the new rallying cry. That one will take some time, but they will lose that too.

Lifetime wins against the current SEC members Texas more than double those of aggy.

Now lets look at wins versus teams that were members of the SEC at the time.

As of January 2026, the Texas Longhorns have won 51 games against current members of the SEC while those teams were active members of the conference.

As of January 2026, the Texas A&M Aggies have won 78 games against teams while those opponents were active members of the SEC.

So if they lose on average 2 more games then us versus the SEC per year we should surpass them in 14 years.

Edited by DanTheHorn

#91683

Regarding roof over their shit hole of a stadium.. be sure to hire a Longhorn engineer so the thing doesn't collapse and kill 1/2 the stadium.. Good lord those hayseeds are stupid.

#91684
7 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Their “better head to head record since 1984” rallying cry disappeared. So did the belief that they would automatically win if we played them. Now “we will never catch them in SEC wins” has become the new rallying cry. That one will take some time, but they will lose that too.

At 8-4 every year.. we will catch them and pass them in a decade (if my math is right.. probably not right)

#91685
18 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Their “better head to head record since 1984” rallying cry disappeared. So did the belief that they would automatically win if we played them. Now “we will never catch them in SEC wins” has become the new rallying cry. That one will take some time, but they will lose that too.

Texas having a better record in all things* will be:

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*Except Meat Judging of course...and Male cheerleaders

#91686
13 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

At 8-4 every year.. we will catch them and pass them in a decade (if my math is right.. probably not right)

Based on my slow day and excel skills - I figure sometime in 2044 we will surpass them in SEC wins ... assuming their typical 5 SEC wins per year to 4 SEC losses and Texas wining 7 plus per year.. It's just a matter of time

#91689
5 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

Like aggy is going to stay in the SEC that long with UT in it.

Akshually, the SEC is not likely to last until 2044. The super conference is coming. It's the only way to bring order to the NIL chaos. Super conference, players' union, and CBA.

So unfortunately, TAMU will probably always have more SECX3 victories than UT. Put it on the wall.

#91690
3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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I think it's a good thing that they had some success in 2012. It gives them hope, which just leads to their magnified suffering and disappointment, which I think is funny.

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#91692
On 1/20/2026 at 7:12 AM, gofuckyourself said:

Someone may have to tell him that Indiana can score more than 3 points also...

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If only we could implement some kind of fair, merit based, head to head elimination system for determining a champion so that aggy doesn't get robbed of the championship they so clearly deserved.

#91693
8 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

If only we could implement some kind of fair, merit based, head to head elimination system for determining a champion so that aggy doesn't get robbed of the championship they so clearly deserved.

Shoot--maybe we could even give them the first game at home in such an elimination system. That should remove all of their objections, right?

#91695
6 hours ago, nnm said:

So unfortunately, TAMU will probably always have more SECX3 victories than UT. Put it on the wall.

….and more losses as well.

Edited by Cairn Horn88

#91698
11 hours ago, Leanderman said:

On a positive note, the gomers still have lots of room in their Hall of Champions for "Future" trophies.

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And you can bet they'll have the bestest "Future" trophies of anyone. They will always lead in trophies yet to come.

Take that, TU!

#91700
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Texas would have 9 national championships if we used the same logic as aggy

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Since I looked him up, he is now in my feed. Saw this earlier and laughed. Looking at some of his posts, he trolls.

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