Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Magus Ossis 2773]

Their OOC schedule is almost guaranteed to break 3-1 for them.

In conference, Bama, UGA, and @LSU look like probable losses.

Auburn may be a tough out; call it a coin flip.

They should win most or all of their other second-tier SEC games, but it would not be surprising for one or two of the weak sisters to surprise them. I’m thinking Arky Chad may have a better ‘19 than he did ‘18.

They broke pattern by nabbing that 7OT win over LSU, but I think that is unlikely to recur frequently. Their ceiling with this schedule looks like 8 wins (pre-bowl). The floor is not much below it. In ‘20/21 they play no OOC tougher than Colorado. With UGA and UF out of the SEC-E rotation those years, they will be able to run off 10-win seasons without beating anyone with a pulse. If they are still winning only 8 or 9 a year by 2021, Jimbo will have pulled off the biggest heist in Texas history.

[SHOOTER12 8787]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Loochie has taken over for 13-0 Branding Iron, whose drug-addled brain has apparently fully retired. Looch is the current reigning Nostradumbass.

His takes should purely be taken as satire, since his 77 IQ prevents anything resembling objectivity. Of course, he's still just an aggy recruiting booster posing as a journalist.

77? 77iq?  Hot dang you are a kind and generous man....

[SHOOTER12 8787]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

CDC past on the idea of firing him.

I see whut you done there...

[Magus Ossis 2773]

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

77? 77iq?  Hot dang you are a kind and generous man....

Only scored 77 on the test because there was a running clock?

[atomheartbevo 89362]

17 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Go fr*ck yourself, Amber.

 

Such a good Catholic girl going by her profile.  

[SHOOTER12 8787]

53 minutes ago, El Squared said:

The lamest, pussy rationalization for losing a bowl game is the "We didn't want to be there" routine. They don't mind scheduling cupcake FCS , they save their emotional energy for for bending over a handicapped opponent, I guess to inflate their egos, which really seems to resonate with aggy and seems very aggy, so they are in the right conference.

 

As far as making the SEC/aggy/ "we" look bad, It kinda does, but really with their pathetic excuses on why they couldn't or wouldn't  win it makes them look more like , you know,

.......losers.

That would be like me telling an ultra hot 10+ blond "I m just not into you" when the truth was, I couldn't get it up.

The above is strictly a fictional account for analogys' sake....

[atomheartbevo 89362]

11 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

If they are still winning only 8 or 9 a year by 2021, Jimbo will have pulled off the biggest heist in Texas history.

They will never compete for the SEC championship, and never for their division.  Even 9-10 wins, and he still would have pulled off the biggest heist.   

Jimbo getting paid to keep them from being embarrassed.

[ztejas 43244]

19 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

@Longhornfrenzy has found some gems today:

 

 

 

Led the entire game by at least 7 points after the first score, up at half 20-7, up in the 3rd quarter 28-7.

"Barely beat"

 

[TexasMan 10785]

So there was this:

 

 

 

 

and just earlier in the day:

 

 

 

 

[Leanderman 2263]

Poor Matt'15 you were aware in the early 2000's? I have been following the Horns from the early 1960's. During these years, the  gomers could not piss in a boot correctly if directions were written on the heel.

[Zavala 1384]

17 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

So there was this:

 

 

 

 

and just earlier in the day:

 

 

 

 

 

[Armybrat 40678]

Matt must be sniffing glue.

[ztejas 43244]

6 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

So there was this:

 

 

 

 

and just earlier in the day:

 

 

 

 

Just look at aggy's wall if you need any proof that they have no idea how to count conference championships.

If we're going to count the bullshit no-CCG shared titles on equal footing then let's count 2002 and 2008 as "shared" titles for Texas while we're at it.

Or we can count NY6 bowl wins since 2000 of which Texas has 5. 

Outside of Johnny Football's 2012 Cotton Bowl over the land thieves you have to go back to fucking 1987 to find another aggy NY6 win. 

Their overall NY6 record (6-10) is a joke consideringTexas now sits at 18-13-1. 

And a lot of those aggy bowls have been much less relevant contests. 

[Dennis Taylor 18679]

when i moved to Texas as a 2nd grader,  there was a guy named Earl Campbell playing for the Longhorns. I watched as many games as I could find on TV.

and this came in the mail

  

Then this happened

then this happened

I was a Longhorn fan from the second I knew what the hell a Longhorn was.

There was a kid in my class named Dale that had a flattop and wore aggy shirts to school. Nobody like Dale

and the rest is history 

 

Edited January 4, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[TexasMan 10785]

 

It makes so much sense that an aggy "all-time great" was barely ever a blip on the college football radar in his time at The Station. 

 

[Modessit 5595]

So there was this:

 

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and just earlier in the day:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why don't I see aggy on this list?

[Machinator 32097]

Declaring for the draft.

Edited January 4, 2019 by Machinator

[Modessit 5595]

I thought they mentioned that in the crawler during Finebaum this afternoon.

[Jkwellborn 6649]

[Machinator 32097]

Their best offensive lineman.

 

[Laxtonto 11926]

So their stating C, “TE”, RB, and LB have all left early. Their DL is graduating and Elko is still under consideration at Temple.

 

Next year might be as much of a train wreck as you could expect.

[InkaUtexas 25426]

We can wait and see, but does not matter, there is always plenty to laugh at thanks to them. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10134]

Probably all just pissed after finding out what all the incoming guys are making

 

[Tex Pete 20136]

54 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Matt must be sniffing glue.

That excuse would be much better than the truth. Poor matt is a hopeless aggy. 

[Tex Pete 20136]

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

That excuse would be much better than the truth. Poor matt is a hopeless aggy. 

I should’ve added, Matt might be better off if he took the easy way out. Life’s going to be hard for him. 

[sushihorn 3233]

19 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

That excuse would be much better than the truth. Poor matt is a hopeless aggy. 

Exactly.  It's congenital.  Can't blame the environment - even a self-inflicted one for that.

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

8 hours ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Those mfers believe the shit they type.

They are too simpleminded to understand or appreciate mockery. To them its all much baser emotions, like "butt hurt". 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

It makes so much sense that an aggy "all-time great" was barely ever a blip on the college football radar in his time at The Station. 

Man, local sports radio has been a barrage of sound bites of his career long run. I'll grant you, any run over 90 yards is newsworthy. But not 24/7, even if it were for a Heisman trophy winner. This cat is not even worthy of a Heisman invite, let alone the trophy.

But they are right about one thing, at least. He is an aggy "all time great".

[sushihorn 3233]

5 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

To them its all much baser emotions, like "butt hurt". 

They say you should write about what you know.

[markstanco 12489]

So there was this:
 
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http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/17336754/alabama-crimson-tide-notre-dame-fighting-irish-ohio-state-buckeyes-oklahoma-sooners-usc-trojans-lead-list-college-football-blue-bloods

[Not a Sock 2308]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

So there was this:

 

 

 

 

and just earlier in the day:

 

 

 

[Jersey Man10 3502]

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/17336754/alabama-crimson-tide-notre-dame-fighting-irish-ohio-state-buckeyes-oklahoma-sooners-usc-trojans-lead-list-college-football-blue-bloods

In their mind they are #1 with bama.

[Jkwellborn 6649]

They say you should write about what you know.

Yeah but it only hurts the first time right?

[TexasMan 10785]

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

It makes so much sense that an aggy "all-time great" was barely ever a blip on the college football radar in his time at The Station. 

 

"Sproles 2.0"

 

LMAO 

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

 

 

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/17336754/alabama-crimson-tide-notre-dame-fighting-irish-ohio-state-buckeyes-oklahoma-sooners-usc-trojans-lead-list-college-football-blue-bloods

 

Bases on the methodology and our score, either 2 writers gave us a 9, or one gave us an 8. 

I’d be interested in explanations. For the one 9 for Michigan also. 

[HtownHorn 14446]

Since their 7 OT "win" against LSU, aggy has lost

their best recruiter to Mack Brown

their best RB, their best TE, their best OL, their best LB, 4 SR's in their defensive front, and another SR DB who was also their best secondary player.

If they lose Elko to Temple, Rogers and Madubuike to the NFL it will become more than clear everyone involved with that program fucking hates Fisher's schtik.

Edited January 4, 2019 by HtownHorn

[Jkwellborn 6649]

It wouldn’t surprise me to see Elko leave if he gets a second chance. That defense is gonna be bad and the offense ain’t gonna be able to protect it.

[atomheartbevo 89362]

3 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

So their stating C, “TE”, RB, and LB have all left early. Their DL is graduating and Elko is still under consideration at Temple.

Next year might be as much of a train wreck as you could expect.

So I was saying Jimbo is going to be good for 7-9 wins a year, but I'm going to have to drop that to a definite 7 wins next year.

[jinx 2635]

48 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Since their 7 OT "win" against LSU, aggy has lost

their best recruiter to Mack Brown

their best RB, their best TE, their best OL, their best LB, 4 SR's in their defensive front, and another SR DB who was also their best secondary player.

If they lose Elko to Temple, Rogers and Madubuike to the NFL it will become more than clear everyone involved with that program fucking hates Fisher's schtik.

FSU is holding open walk-on tryouts to try and fill out their roster this week.  Jimbo left that place in tip top shape.  

https://seminoles.com/football-walk-on-tryouts-scheduled/

[TexasMan 10785]

1 minute ago, jinx said:

FSU is holding open walk-on tryouts to try and fill out their roster this week.  Jimbo left that place in tip top shape.  

https://seminoles.com/football-walk-on-tryouts-scheduled/

I remember Looch and Gabe bragging and being happy about FSU going 5-7 this year.

You'd think that would be a canary in the mine shaft, but we're talking about functioning regards here. 

[Machinator 32097]

Don't most schools hold walk on tryouts?

[Revolution512 1479]

54 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Don't most schools hold walk on tryouts?

Yes

[Gaffords 755]

So Matt is the crowner of Blu

I bet he couldn't find another fanbase in the nation to agree with him. Not even the other 13 SEC members. When aggy first left, they could get away with this because most didn't know better so just assumed aggy was some elite team.  But now they have been slammed over and over for fairytale posts that nowdays they just come off as having a severe cast of cock envy...

I hope we beat LSU by 10...  

Aggy lose to Clemson and Bama but go on a "streak" until weak ass Georgia who the sips beat, blasts them by 21. Followed up by pounding from "aggy owned" LSU...

And for a bonus.  We make the playoffs and manhandle the NOW SEC good,--gonna slaught the sips--UGA in a 17 point win.. 

Aggy creativity in explaining our successes is nothing but gold...

Oh i thi k Matt meant blue balls

Edited January 4, 2019 by Gaffords

[Terry Silver 219]

I'll offer to coach the aggy defense for $4M per year for 5 years guaranteed. 

[markstanco 12489]

11 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"Sproles 2.0"

 

LMAO 

I dont recall Williams going back for punts or kickoffs, or at least on a normal basis.  I do remember every time Sproles went back on punts I thought "just kick it out of bounds".

[Redneck Mutha 7923]

10 hours ago, jinx said:

FSU is holding open walk-on tryouts to try and fill out their roster this week.  Jimbo left that place in tip top shape.  

https://seminoles.com/football-walk-on-tryouts-scheduled/

Walk-on tryouts?  You mean like the 12th man?  Better call TWU law aggy to file a lawsuit!  Whoop! 

[sushihorn 3233]

18 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I dont recall Williams going back for punts or kickoffs, or at least on a normal basis.  I do remember every time Sproles went back on punts I thought "just kick it out of bounds".

No returns for him this year.  Williams is the anti-Sproles.  The aggy wilted in big games: 31 yds against Clemson and 31 again vs Bama.  When Sproles faced #1 OU he had 235 yards on the ground and another 88 receiving.

[texasstrong12 4668]

 

[sushihorn 3233]

28 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

In the case of aggy, I'd say it's more like a blind nut finding a squirrel occasionally.

[Valmy77 13092]

31 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

Not sure why we are counting from 2000 and not 1996 but in any case A&M fans can find some stats that prove they belong among the elite. Top concession sales from 2005 to 2015 or something.