Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Deej 77,854]

On the reception desk at their small animal hospital, they had a plastic toy Bevo with 13-0 written on it and it's horns sawed off. Classy.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

5 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Not only was Army ranked ahead of aggie, Army has won TWO national championships in football since aggie's only one.

They also won Euro 1945.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Not only was Army ranked ahead of aggie, Army has won TWO national championships in football since aggie's only one.

Yeah, but how many turdutions do they have?  Huh?

[TexasMan 11,460]

 

[texaslong 678]

26 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Math is hard for aggy

 

 

 

He's one of the idiots that was talking about how the SEC is on a different level than everyone else at the beginning of the season. Now it's the SEC west is on a different level than everyone else. Always changing the narrative to make themselves feel better. 

[elfenix 34,754]

2 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

and who can forget these special editions:

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[Tex Pete 21,489]

31 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

More crying from Matty

 

 

 

 

Pooooooor Matty Dumbfuck. Looking up at Big Daddy Texas again. Should be used to it by now. 

We’ve got 2 wins better than any of theirs. Our losses aren’t as good as theirs, but we’ll be OK. 

[sdm 929]

28 minutes ago, Deej said:

On the reception desk at their small animal hospital, they had a plastic toy Bevo with 13-0 written on it and it's horns sawed off. Classy.

Make it disappear Deej. And sending white light to you and your little canine.

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

29 minutes ago, elfenix said:

and who can forget these special editions:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So good.  My only contribution:

 

Edited January 8, 2019 by THEHORN5561

[OU Sucks 9,404]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Math is hard for aggy

 

 

 

I love how aggy doesn't care about us anymore...they left the BDF and are so happy...yet they can't go a minute without trying to compare themselves to us.  Whether it be whining about how they should be closer to us in the rankings or cherry picking whatever random computer ranking system has aggy as a better team, they can't ever get us out of their heads.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

28 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Pooooooor Matty Dumbfuck. Looking up at Big Daddy Texas again. Should be used to it by now. 

We’ve got 2 wins better than any of theirs. Our losses aren’t as good as theirs, but we’ll be OK. 

In all honesty, it is pretty impressive to see a team with 4 losses ranked that high. Perhaps someone who’s sober ($9 margarita pitchers on Mondays at our local Tex-Mex place) could google for me and see if any teams with comparable records have ended in the top 10.

[F250 29,203]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Just checked in to my College Station hotel and get the Longhorn Network in my room. I'm surprised that doesn't violate a city ordinance.

Just wait until later tonight when a bunch of cadets kick in your door to give you bunga bunga. You will definitely be surprised.

 

 

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

Few of looch

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Kyle 207]

5 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

I seem to recall beating OU, USC, and Ohio State one year...

Stupid sip ... None of those are secsecsec.

[Hank Chinaski 6,362]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Math is hard for aggy

 

 

 

Did he say "identical?"

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

Had a few more than I thought....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited January 8, 2019 by THEHORN5561

[Bill Lumbergh 7,351]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Math is hard for aggy

 

 

 

Do you think someone should tell ole Matty that it's not just about how many highly ranked teams you play and how many games you win in total, but also whether you beat any of the highly ranked teams you played? 

Aggy played two games against top five teams and went 0-2.  We played three games against top five teams and went 2-1.

Maybe, just maybe Matt, those two records have more to do with the rankings than some anti aggy bomc. 

[Vic Mackey 47,985]

Aggy playing in a tight game so far in this national championship.

[Tex Pete 21,489]

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Maybe, just maybe Matt, those two records have more to do with the rankings than some anti aggy bomc. 

You’re putting too much thought into it. Matt is a retard. 

[Jkwellborn 7,043]

Aggy playing in a tight game so far in this national championship.

So if bama loses, will the aggy lose be a better lose to Clemson?

[satyanash 15,638]

TexAgs is already claiming that it's the beginning of the end for Saban, and they'll be the new rulers of the SEC West 😂

[crimsonlonghorn 2,313]

4 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

So if bama loses, will the aggy lose be a better lose to Clemson?

No. Bama is still SEC.

Clemson is lucky enough to play them outside of Waffle House Territory. Bunch of pussies too scared to play where it counts. 

[Leanderman 2,367]

Gomers will calling bama to turn in their $EC Card soon.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

So if bama loses, will the aggy lose be a better lose to Clemson?

They might be able to say they played Clemson closer than Bama did, so they are better than bama.

[Penche Gringo 159]

4 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

They also won Euro 1945.

WWII Champs!

[crimsonlonghorn 2,313]

Both of these are so true. 

[TexasMan 11,460]

 

[Vic Mackey 47,985]

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[Vic Mackey 47,985]

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[Nueces River Rat 5,797]

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So Bama losing is going to help aggy with recruiting? These idiots are delusional.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

10 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Yeah Billy, the Kelly Bryant led offense is the same as this one.  (Kelly led Clemson to 6 points against Alabama last year in playoffs)

[Kyle 207]

Pre-paying for the national championship sign is not going to help that endowment.

[Hank Chinaski 6,362]

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Yeah Billy, the Kelly Bryant led offense is the same as this one.  (Kelly led Clemson to 6 points against Alabama last year in playoffs)

Luckily, they'll get an opportunity to play them again in the fall. 

[satyanash 15,638]

 

[Lou Loomis 932]

Aggy right now:

[HtownHorn 15,235]

5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Math is hard for aggy

 

 

 

It's hilarious when someone finally calls him out on his blatant stupidity and he refuses to acknowledge the records.

[Zepol87 9,342]

Gomers will calling bama to turn in their $EC Card soon.

Please let this happen

[The Earl of Texas 3,214]

So do they send all the “Alabama National Champ” shirts to College Station instead of Africa?

Edited January 8, 2019 by The Earl of Texas

[crimsonlonghorn 2,313]

Man, the past eight days have been great for aggy. They beat up on a mid-tier ACC team missing its best player and then they solidified their standing as the awakening giant in the SEC. Georgia lost to the sips and is obviously overrated and Bama is obviously going downhill if they let Clemson score more than aggy did.

WOOOOOOP! Can't wait for next year, boys!

Edited January 8, 2019 by crimsonlonghorn

[maninblack 7,975]

Not sure if aggy will be able to recover from this loss

 

Edited January 8, 2019 by maninblack

[Vic Mackey 47,985]

17 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Please let this happen

Here you go. Aggy and LSU will restore order to the SEC. Georgia and Bama has embarrassed the SEC, even though both of them were in the national championship last year and Bama has been 4 years in a row. But Aggy will save the day!!

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3013858

[InkaUtexas 26,920]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Here you go. Aggy and LSU will restore order to the SEC. Georgia and Bama has embarrassed the SEC, even though both of them were in the national championship last year and Bama has been 4 years in a row. But Aggy will save the day!!

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3013858

They really know a lot about us. 

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Why aren't you at Shaggy?

 

[NoRagrets 1,141]

Aggie glass always half full. Yes their SEC daddy lost, but aggy lost to the national champion by less points ipso facto they are better than Alabama now (even though they in fact lost to Alabama during the regular season).

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

Here you go. Aggy and LSU will restore order to the SEC. Georgia and Bama has embarrassed the SEC, even though both of them were in the national championship last year and Bama has been 4 years in a row. But Aggy will save the day!!

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3013858

 

 

 

Aggy will save the day? Just like they saved WWII?

[crimsonlonghorn 2,313]

Shit boys, no matter what the outcome was, aggy lost to the eventual national champ! 

Win-Win you dumb sip!

[Pato del Muerto 53,548]

Obviously the playoff should have been Clemson, aggy, Syracuse, and Pitt. 

[satyanash 15,638]

 

[Vic Mackey 47,985]

WTF does this mean? Wasn't their real home?