Tell Me About Texas a&m

[texaslong 678]

54 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

Eviscerated them

 

The only reason FSU even made the playoffs that year was because they were undefeated. Winston threw almost as many pics as touchdowns that year. Fishers teams there were getting worse every year. He jumped ship before he had to own them.

[Kyle 207]

aggy could screw up a two-car parade. Their inferiority complex and unprecedented insanity will be fun to watch as they talk smack to actual secsecsec teams ... they have not figured out they always will be a probationary member.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

40 minutes ago, texaslong said:

The only reason FSU even made the playoffs that year was because they were undefeated. Winston threw almost as many pics as touchdowns that year. Fishers teams there were getting worse every year. He jumped ship before he had to own them.

that team played like a bunch of idiots who fucking hated each other and the coaches, but we so talented they couldn't help but win each week against their Charmin schedule

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

45 minutes ago, texaslong said:

The only reason FSU even made the playoffs that year was because they were undefeated.

[Steel Shank 9,422]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch on texags radio this morning:

"Bama got beat by a better SEC West team. Just like how Jimbo built an SEC West program at Florida State, Dabo built one at Clemson too." 

 

This is absolutely breathtaking. Simply stunning.

[Treefidy 1,463]

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Poetry 

And this is someone with the double premium badge/star or wev stupid fucking system they use

Even if aggy could beat Bama and win SEC with those other 2 losses, 1 loss Bama would jump right over them and take the spot.   A 2 loss SEC team not named Bama will not make the playoff unless all other conferences have more than 1 loss.

iF, and that's a big ask because it's aggy, if they manage to win their conference sometime in the next decade, I sure as shit hope its with 2 losses and there are 4 other undefeated conference champions.  That would be a great year for CFB. 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Based on our overall record against Bama, they've been comfortable being our bitch for a long time

Bryant loved having Bevo's cock up his prolapsed anus.

[Treefidy 1,463]

aggy melting on SECrant over today's WSJ article posting the values of all the top programs.  

Of course UT is #1, aggy is like 7th in the SEC at about half the value of UT. 

Everyone in on the aggy gangbang over there, and the best aggy can come up with is that "teams can't be bought or sold, so totally fake news". 

[Noah Fence 480]

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

The only reason FSU even made the playoffs that year was because they were undefeated. Winston threw almost as many pics as touchdowns that year. Fishers teams there were getting worse every year. He jumped ship before he had to own them.

They were the third seed despite being the only undefeated team, defending national champions and Heisman winning QB.  Speaks volumes about Jimbo's coaching ability.  

[ClubWhatever 12,128]

7 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Based on our overall record against Bama, they've been comfortable being our bitch for a long time

Bryant loved having Bevo's cock up his prolapsed anus.

They brought him out in a golf cart. He tried to run...

[Horndog 2,228]

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch on texags radio this morning:

"Bama got beat by a better SEC West team. Just like how Jimbo built an SEC West program at Florida State, Dabo built one at Clemson too." 

 

🤦‍♂️

ACC teams have won three of the last six national championships  --  more than any other conference.  Just sayin'.

[LTtxfan 49,156]

Kansas: Source tells FootballScoop Les Miles is hiring Texas A&M assistant director of player personnel Dave Shumate as his director of player personnel at Kansas.

[Lat22 4,010]

4 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

SIAP

https://www.academy.com/shop/pdp/new-world-graphics-mens-texas-a-m-university-sec-illustrate-chain-t-shirt

check out the reviews

 

I’ve been enjoying these reviews for almost a week now. I can’t believe that there isn’t an aggy somewhere in the corporate hierarchy of Academy that’s put the kibosh on it yet. 

[TexasMan 10,891]

[crimsonlonghorn 2,306]

4 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch on texags radio this morning:

"Bama got beat by a better SEC West team. Just like how Jimbo built an SEC West program at Florida State, Dabo built one at Clemson too." 

 

Yeah but Georgia just got beat by a weak ass BDF team, therefore Georgia needs to turn in its SEC Card amirite?

I'd pay lots of money too see that smug moron get his ass beat.

[Armybrat 40,829]

50 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Kansas: Source tells FootballScoop Les Miles is hiring Texas A&M assistant director of player personnel Dave Shumate as his director of player personnel at Kansas.

A step up for Shumate.

[pyrohornIII 4,814]

5 hours ago, Handcruser said:

They appear to be gone now.

Sad!


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

They were there an hour ago.  You need to click on the stars to access them.

[Vic Mackey 47,016]

 

 

Edited January 9, 2019 by Vic Mackey

[TexasMan 10,891]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

 

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

 

Edited January 9, 2019 by THEHORN5561

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Aggies trying to find an off-season narrative is hilarious. Spin Doctors working double time at Dixie Chicken

SEC! SEC!  (Georgia/Bama beat)

Only Lost to Clemson by 2 points! (Trevor Lawrence didn’t play)

Hardest Schedule next year! (How does that make us good?)

 

[GotThatFire 166]

 They will lose 5 games next year. 6 or 7 if the injury bug hits them. 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

29 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 They will lose 5 games next year. 6 or 7 if the injury bug hits them. 

Yes, but those will be 4 SEC! SEC! SEC! losses and one loss to the sitting national champeens, so advantage aggy.

[Tex Pete 20,339]

59 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

 

If you lose to the good teams, what’s the point? Their best win this year was Kentucky, a team that couldn’t complete a pass. Or LSU, a team that couldn’t defend a pass. 

Edited January 9, 2019 by Tex Pete

[markstanco 12,573]

 They will lose 5 games next year. 6 or 7 if the injury bug hits them. 

They will lose 4 tops. That schedule isnt hard at all. First true road game at the end of October. The sec is certainly teeing it up for them.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

5 minutes ago, markstanco said:

42 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 They will lose 5 games next year. 6 or 7 if the injury bug hits them. 

They will lose 4 tops. That schedule isnt hard at all. First true road game at the end of October. The sec is certainly teeing it up for them.

I count 4 for sure... so they have to sweep all the toss ups. Could happen, but I wouldn't buy Jimbo futures.

[ztejas 43,418]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

 

Man I'm not going to personally attack that Wade dude but holy shit his twitter makes it painfully easy.

 

[TrashMaster G 17,551]

16 minutes ago, markstanco said:

53 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 They will lose 5 games next year. 6 or 7 if the injury bug hits them. 

They will lose 4 tops. That schedule isnt hard at all. First true road game at the end of October. The sec is certainly teeing it up for them.

I'd say @Clemson is a true road game in Sept.

[GotThatFire 166]

L- Clemson, Alabama, ole miss, Georgia, LSu

 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,212]

Just now, GotThatFire said:

L- Clemson, Alabama, ole miss, Georgia, LSu

 

 

Will drop 1 of Auburn/Miss. State.  It's what they do.

[Leanderman 2,275]

Beer is on me if they lose to UTSA

[Magus Ossis 2,797]

4 losses is the ceiling, within reasonable probabilities. The floor isn’t too far down. If the get super lucky, they could go 9-3, and if they fall apart they might only win 5 or 6, but those are unlikely. They play 3 good teams, one pretty good, 2 medoker, and 6 bad.

 

edit: I rate aggy as medoker plus. Pretty good talent average and coaching but bad distribution on the roster. Big holes is key places.

Edited January 9, 2019 by Magus Ossis

[Deej 76,758]

Accepted:

"Such a great shirt. I needed 27 of them for all the family, but only found 25. Ran out of shirts. I still count it as a win. Get yours."

[Tex Pete 20,339]

21 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

4 losses is the ceiling, within reasonable probabilities. The floor isn’t too far down. If the get super lucky, they could go 9-3, and if they fall apart they might only win 5 or 6, but those are unlikely. They play 3 good teams, one pretty good, 2 medoker, and 6 bad

It’s why the SEC uses their smoke and mirrors formula. Ceiling and floor are close together unless a team has an exceptional year. 

[OnAComputer 1,405]

21 hours ago, satyanash said:

"Go rewatch the South Carolina-Clemson game if you want to get excited about the future of Gamecock football under Will Muschamp. You'll see @JakeBentley vs that same Clemson defense plus Dexter Lawrence throwing for 510 w/5 TDs and 1 pick" 👍

This really struck a chord with Billy.

He’s going on a bit of a rampage in the thread.

[SKA the boss 729]

If you lose to the good teams, what’s the point? Their best win this year was Kentucky, a team that couldn’t complete a pass. Or LSU, a team that couldn’t defend a pass. 

Funny how their “good win” is vs. Kentucky. You know, sec east, who was the “weak, crappy” sec once we handled jawja. And the LSU game was a shitfest until the refs started spotting them the ball on their opponents 25 yd line and making crap calls to help them.

[Whatever 700]

Accepted:
"Such a great shirt. I needed 27 of them for all the family, but only found 25. Ran out of shirts. I still count it as a win. Get yours."

Fuxking awesome.

[Armybrat 40,829]

Good score deej, looks familiar. 😆

[TexasMan 10,891]

 

[Longboard Horn 40,300]

 

nm

Edited January 9, 2019 by Longboard Horn
wrong thread

[Longboard Horn 40,300]

Edited January 9, 2019 by Longboard Horn

[Machinator 32,099]

[DaggerHorns 3,083]

10 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Thank you for using the gif with the jizz. Many of you fail to use this correct version.

Edited January 9, 2019 by DaggerHorns

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

9 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Here's my gif version:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Should have gif'd this as well

 

 

 

 

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

Aggy move in day.

 

[Longboard Horn 40,300]

5 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

Here's my gif version:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Should have gif'd this as well

 

 

 

 

*Just squeeze it

FIFY

[Longboard Horn 40,300]

 

Edited January 9, 2019 by Longboard Horn
siap

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

Well he gave me a good reason to listen to my favorite rendition.  

 

 

Edited January 9, 2019 by THEHORN5561

[dcar00 14,178]

LSU won't be #10 after we get through with them.

[Vic Mackey 47,016]

I just enjoy the gomer pyle telling us our schedule is trash when they play UTSA, Texas St and Lamar. Fuck off loser.