Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Round Rock Horn 32]

5 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

X,X,X,6,X,X

[Magus Ossis 3004]

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

My son once explained to an out of state friend that the ATM stickers on the backs of cars and trucks denoted that the owner attended the State of Texas' institution of higher special education.   I must have done at least one thing right in raising him.

aTm in the Special Education Conference does make a certain sense.

[Dennis Taylor 19375]

19 minutes ago, Round Rock Horn said:

X,X,X,6,X,X

that's not how that works

[markstanco 12804]

8 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

that's not how that works

actually, it can the way he did it. 

[happyhookem 224]

On 1/16/2019 at 3:38 PM, C-Man said:

Got four words correct and four wrong.

In other words, mediocre.

[Steel Shank 9559]

6 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

If those were chicken thighs, I'd be licking my chops.

[Gaffords 778]

7 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

SEC spelling beez just mean moar. 

just like the secsecsec diffense....

If it's secsecsec can it really be called defense???  

for you lurking aggy twats....... 

Just using p5 schools or secsecsec would be even further back.

#1 defense in yards allowed per game was Miss St hands down (NOT...)  But with games against SF Austin, KSU (no barn burner this year by any means), LA Lafayette, LA Tech, Arkansas, and Mississippi, PLEASE----UofL would have looked great and slim ball would still have a job and  CS would have to work hard to fuck that shit up...

#2 Michigan

#3 Clemson

#4 Miami

#5 Iowa

#6 Michigan St.

#7 Washington

#9 California

NOTE: there are there are six g5's mixed in before we get to the next secsecsec team.

#10 Alabama.    

#35 aggy  (356.5 yards averaged per game)

#60 Texas (393.6 yards per game--- A whole 37.1 more yards per game against Real Football Offenses... )

I think it's time for you sheep fucks to give up the "SEC GOOD" pipe dream.  Those numbers clearly show the PAC, BUG, and ACC way ahead of your silly secsecsec... And all three of those conferences use more advanced offenses than your secsecsec clown shows. Nowhere near the offenses in the B12, but still way ahead of your NOPASS sec Os.   For reference, Iowa St was ranked #33.  If those numbers don't work for your aggy "logic", let's look at yards allowed per play...

#1 Miss St. (no surprise with the offenses they faced)

#2 Clemson

#3 Miami

#4 Michigan

#5 Michigan St.

#6 Iowa

#7 California

#8 Penn St.

#9 Notre Dame

#10 Washington

#11 Utah

NOTE: there are 9 g5s mixed in before we get to ...

#12 Alabama  (True ranking with g5s is #21)

once again the numbers show your NOT REAL FOOTBALL GOOD defenses to be behind the PAC, BUG, and ACC

But for grins,  with bama sitting at #21

#22 TCU ahead of LSU at #24

#27 Iowa St. ahead of Georgia at #29

AND

#55 Texas ahead of #62 aggy.

If that still leaves believing in the "superior" secsecsec. The offensive numbers have your   you, the offensive numbers show the secsecsec way down the food chain also. 

Now your secsecsec did lead an Offensive category (only going by the top 10) in one stat, and that was in average scoring margin.  But that is only because the sec had both Alabama and Georgia date raping the sec"Dwarfs 12" and their other photo shoot props... Outside of those 2, the secsecsec drops way off here and becomes  quite average or below even.

The data says your secsecsec struggles to be ahead of the Big 12 defensively on paper (the last few Bowl years have made it clear that it's ONLY on paper), but not even close to being the top of the conferences. On offense though, all I can say is SECSECSEC LOLLOLLOL SECSECSEC  BWAHAHAHAHAHA.  Leave it to aggy to make a 100 year decision to run to another average conference and brag about getting beat by a mid pack Miss St, an ordinary Auburn, an average LSU, and a good but coming back down to earth Alabama. 

but hey, SECSECSECSECSECSEC... Keep up the hype! It's work for much longer than it should have, and there is no telling how many games over the years the sec have won based on media hype alone. OU this year (probably last also) looked intimidated by the ALAsecESPNsecBAMAsecAGGYsecDAWGS rolling trickle and it was too late by the time they figured out that Alabama were mortals after all.   BUT something tells me that the ESPN created Mythical Satyrs hypnosis is all but over.  When the top two (sec) teams that everyone (ESPN) thought would and should be in the finals went down in non-fluke demolishings on both sides of the ball, people realized the secsecsec half-man half-goat terror was nothing more than another farmer fucking a sheep.  The shit aggy introduced to the secsecsec...

Anyways, lurking aggy dumb fucks, enjoy your new home where "it's awesome to lose to the likes of"other 'nothing special' conference rivals as you have your entire history, but those easy 'deer in the headlights' wins because "Hey secsecsec" are numbered and some of those cupcakes are gonna rise up and bite you on the vag!  I would say like always"history repeats itself", but we both know that's not even the case. It's more along the lines of "the sun rises and the sun sets" is almost as consistent as aggy being a .550ish, run of the mill, mid pack program against its conference peers no matter which conference it's in. Like it or not aggy, you have ALWAYS relied on those 2 or 3 Buy-A-Win games a year to break the .500 mark, and the years you have actually ascended beyond 7-8 wins consistently (two years in a row) tend to correlate with Probations soon to follow....  Just the facts aggy

 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

4 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

 

 

Would the D and maybe the Y.

 

 

Need to Vic this page up.

[Leanderman 2369]

More chins than a Chinese phone book in that picture. At least they make good shade in the summer time.

[SHOOTER12 8890]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

actually, it can the way he did it. 

Oh no, nothing works when it comes to screwing aggy. At least in the biblical sense, no way no how.

[JimmyJames 12271]

So “Texas aggy” huh? Maybe they should just change their colors to burnt orange and white and get it over with. 

Freud in his later years should have moved to the armpit of Texas to study aggy and its ways. Would have been highly beneficial to society to study and learn about backwards cults with severe inferiority complexes.

 

[Knoxtnhorn 6311]

I was flipping through the channels last night and saw that aggy was playing Auburn in basketball.  I switched over to see the score.  In the 10 seconds I watched, I saw 3 aggys behind the announcer's table doing the upside down Hook 'Em while the announcers discussed aggy's 79-61 home court deficit with 3 mins to go.  Imagine that...

You're down 20 pts,

At home,

Not playing Texas,

Not in a conference with Texas, 

You don't play Texas (except for baseball),

You get on TV and you decide to do the upside down Hook 'Em.

It used to piss me off.  These days, I just think about how pathetic it must be to always have Texas in your head(s).

 

[THEHORN5561 2583]

 

[deadshank 24654]

7 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

Goofy sumbitches.  And proud of it. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

12 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

 

Freud in his later years should have moved to the armpit of Texas to study aggy and its ways. 

 

there are some things even a hungry dog won't eat

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

35 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Goofy sumbitches.  And proud of it. 

interesting to realize that not only is the whole yell leader concept a jarring anachronism, but even the diminutive we use to make fun of them ("milkmen") is something people only remember even being a cultural thing, nostalgically. I mean they didn't have milkmen when *I* was growing up, let alone millennials. 

[Armybrat 41434]

ISWYDT with “jarring”.

Well, it appears the term “milking” has a very different connotation these days...... after peeking at a few videos on xhamster. 

So aggy is in their element.

Edited January 18, 2019 by Armybrat

[Noah Fence 489]

9 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

interesting to realize that not only is the whole yell leader concept a jarring anachronism, but even the diminutive we use to make fun of them ("milkmen") is something people only remember even being a cultural thing, nostalgically. I mean they didn't have milkmen when *I* was growing up, let alone millennials. 

ISWYDT

[Noah Fence 489]

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

ISWYDT with “jarring”.

Well, it appears the term “milking” has a very different connotation these days...... after peeking at a few videos on xhamster. 

So aggy is in their element.

beat me to it

[tejas60 3573]

^^^^^ ISWYDT, also.

[sushihorn 3250]

15 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Freud in his later years should have moved to the armpit of Texas to study aggy and its ways. Would have been highly beneficial to society to study and learn about backwards cults with severe inferiority complexes.

Of course then he never would have said "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

Sees the "jarring" reference. 

Prepares iswydt response.

Reads next few replies. 

[Pato del Muerto 53575]

41 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Sees the "jarring" reference. 

Prepares iswydt response.

Reads next few replies. 

I’ve been burned before in my haste to reply.  Now I’m sure to look, but sometimes don’t notice that I’m not on the last page. Posting iz tuffs. 

[THEHORN5561 2583]

Odds to win the College Football Playoff in the 2019 season
The top 20 contenders, according to the Westgate Las Vegas Superbook:

Alabama 3-2
Clemson 7-2
Ohio State 10-1
Michigan 12-1
Georgia 12-1
Oklahoma 15-1
Texas 20-1
Nebraska 25-1
Washington 25-1
Florida 25-1
Notre Dame 25-1
Oregon 30-1
Wisconsin 50-1
LSU 50-1
Mississippi State 50-1
Auburn 50-1
Miami 80-1
Utah 80-1
USC 80-1
Texas A&M 80-1

 

 

 

 

 

 

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

Joke's on Vegas.

Alabama 3-2
Clemson 7-2
Ohio State 10-1
Michigan 12-1
Georgia 12-1

Obviously, none of those teams are 100% because they have to play aggy. HUUUUGE speed bump. 

 

[Focht Up 652]

Why would Nebraska be at 25 to 1?  I think I'd have them at 100 to 1.

[ztejas 44278]

14 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

I'm confused. What does this have to do with their shitty football team that they field every year?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

Why would Nebraska be at 25 to 1?  I think I'd have them at 100 to 1.

because people will bet on them at 25 to 1

these aren't predictions, they're propositions balanced between what will generate bets from the public and what Vegas is willing to risk to encourage the bets/risk paying out if the unlikely happens

[THEHORN5561 2583]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I'm confused. What does this have to do with their shitty football team that they field every year?

A school that would purposely have those things as cheerleaders just might have a shitty football team for them to cheer for??   

 

Is such a thing even possible?  

[ztejas 44278]

2 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

A school that would purposely have those things as cheerleaders just might have a shitty football team for them to cheer for??   

 

Is such a thing even possible?  

I think what we're looking at here is a chicken/egg type scenario. What came first, the gay cheerleaders or the mediocre football?

[deft 7065]

because people will bet on them at 25 to 1
these aren't predictions, they're propositions balanced between what will generate bets from the public and what Vegas is willing to risk to encourage the bets/risk paying out if the unlikely happens

And because plenty of cornfed regards from Nebraska will visit Vegas on their fat vacations and lay down some cash on a hope and a dream for their loser team.

[sushihorn 3250]

1 minute ago, deft said:

 

And because plenty of cornfed regards from Nebraska will visit Vegas on their fat vacations and lay down some cash on a hope and a dream for their loser team.

Yep.  I wouldn't bet 25:1 on Nebraska to win the B1G, much less the CFP.

[THEHORN5561 2583]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I think what we're looking at here is a chicken/egg type scenario. What came first, the gay cheerleaders or the mediocre football?

I like to think that when the devil dropped trow and took a Taco Hell sized dump on college station to create aggy - all the components were found within.

[ztejas 44278]

2 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

I like to think that when the devil dropped trow and took a Taco Hell sized dump on college station to create aggy - all the components were found within.

Did it come with helpful step-by-step picture instructions like IKEA furniture? Or was it more like this:

 

[Scholz 12312]

2 hours ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Joke's on Vegas.

Alabama 3-2
Clemson 7-2
Ohio State 10-1
Michigan 12-1
Georgia 12-1

Obviously, none of those teams are 100% because they have to play aggy. HUUUUGE speed bump. 

...and why none of those 3 will win it due to being too banged up by the end of the season.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

48 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think what we're looking at here is a chicken/egg type scenario. What came first, the gay cheerleaders or the mediocre football?

Much like the chicken/egg conundrum, the only thing of which we can be sure is that there is plenty of chicken-fucking involved.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

Best Baseball Unis in 2019 = A&M

 

Right!

-Damn... y’all dressed that dude and he went straight to the train tracks to end it all!!

-I don't think A&ms had the best uniforms in any sport ever. Maroon is an awful color in sports.

-No buttons? 
Ugly maroon? 
On train tracks? 
Looking down? 

Why did we let yall in this conference?

-The first thing you see is the word "TEXAS". Nice.

 

[UTEX_ME 4288]

Fake News. No SEC. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

And the patch for president Bush?  That's weird to me.

[Scholz 12312]

I see they're still using the backwards US flag like they're serving the country in the military or something

[UTEX_ME 4288]

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

And the patch for president Bush?  That's weird to me.

I'm sure we did a '36' patch int he 1973 season for LBJ right? It's totally normal. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21562]

16 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

And the patch for president Bush?  That's weird to me.

Bush was one of the ultimate winners in life, aggy is one of the ultimate losers in everything...advantage aggy.

[Jkwellborn 7053]

Yep.  I wouldn't bet 25:1 on Nebraska to win the B1G, much less the CFP.

I’m not positive I’d bet Nebraska to have a winning season at 25-1.

[RamjetFDO 10655]

[ztejas 44278]

7 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I’m not positive I’d bet Nebraska to have a winning season at 25-1.

You should look at their schedule and then tell me if you still think that. 

There are a lot of things I'd bet on at +2500. That's not a difficult number to come to terms with if I think there's a reasonable chance of it happening.

[Auto Driller 2568]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You should look at their schedule and then tell me if you still think that. 

There are a lot of things I'd bet on at +2500. That's not a difficult number to come to terms with if I think there's a reasonable chance of it happening.

There’s your problem right there.

[Longboard Horn 41383]

19 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I was flipping through the channels last night and saw that aggy was playing Auburn in basketball.  I switched over to see the score.  In the 10 seconds I watched, I saw 3 aggys behind the announcer's table doing the upside down Hook 'Em while the announcers discussed aggy's 79-61 home court deficit with 3 mins to go.  Imagine that...

You're down 20 pts,

At home,

Not playing Texas,

Not in a conference with Texas, 

You don't play Texas (except for baseball),

You get on TV and you decide to do the upside down Hook 'Em.

It used to piss me off.  These days, I just think about how pathetic it must be to always have Texas in your head(s).

 

 

 

[shakahorn 1660]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

I see they're still using the backwards US flag like they're serving the country in the military or something

Yeah, at first, I thought: what kinda idiot doesn't know which way the flag should be placed?

[Lhorn 5098]

19 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

Texas A&M.....

from the inside looking out, you can’t explain it.  From the outside looking in, you think they are retarded. 

[Knoxtnhorn 6311]

57 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

That was it.  Good catch.