Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Wishbone 4,958]

2 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

Their boycott is heating up.

 

Well, their you have it.

[RoundRobin 828]

8 minutes ago, McFly said:

reading is hard

Give him a break. He probably went to UTD. 

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

 

[ztejas 44,233]

52 minutes ago, McFly said:

reading is hard

Oh, apologies. Generally when someone says "I would do x before I would do x" neither of them are desirable. 

[DaggerHorns 3,170]

58 minutes ago, RoundRobin said:

Give him a break. He probably went to UTD. 

Wrong. If he went to UTD, he would know proper grammar.

[Leanderman 2,367]

From the secrant board : "Aggies get paid more for their degrees than all SEC schools except for Vandy! " .  Prices have risen at the glory hole.

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

9 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

From the secrant board : "Aggies get paid more for their degrees than all SEC schools except for Vandy! " .  Prices have risen at the glory hole.

I am assuming aggy is claiming their "payscale.com" rating "proves" how highly paid aggys are. 

remember the payscale methodology "does not include the cash-value of noncash benefits, such as equity or stock compensation, retirement benefits, health insurance, etc."

Additionally:

Bachelors Only: Only employees who possess a Bachelor’s Degree and no higher degrees are included. This means Bachelor graduates who go on to earn a Master’s degree, MBA, MD, JD, PhD, or other advanced degree are not included.

For some Liberal Arts, Ivy League, and highly selective schools, graduates with degrees higher than a bachelor’s degree can represent a significant fraction of all graduates. Careers that require advanced degrees, such as law or medicine, are not included.

 

Wave that W-2, you rednecks.

[Hank Chinaski 6,362]

20 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

I am assuming aggy is claiming their "payscale.com" rating "proves" how highly paid aggys are. 

remember the payscale methodology "does not include the cash-value of noncash benefits, such as equity or stock compensation, retirement benefits, health insurance, etc."

Additionally:

Bachelors Only: Only employees who possess a Bachelor’s Degree and no higher degrees are included. This means Bachelor graduates who go on to earn a Master’s degree, MBA, MD, JD, PhD, or other advanced degree are not included.

For some Liberal Arts, Ivy League, and highly selective schools, graduates with degrees higher than a bachelor’s degree can represent a significant fraction of all graduates. Careers that require advanced degrees, such as law or medicine, are not included.

 

Wave that W-2, you rednecks.

Haha, so my salary for the year I spent between undergrad and grad school would have counted, but my salaries since grad school wouldn't. 

Seems like a meaningful and worthwhile calculation system. 

[Valmy77 13,626]

A&M bringing the academic smack! 

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

A&M bringing the academic smack! 

Oh the ironing of it all.

[DaggerHorns 3,170]

Pay scale is self reported. All of the other commentary is great but it’s purely data from a survey.

A massive compilation of aggy lies.

JTFC

[Machinator 32,103]

Edit: it's satire

Edited January 30, 2019 by Machinator

[Valmy77 13,626]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

He was probably posting on TexAgs at the time.

[Pato del Muerto 53,523]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

@Walden Ponderer was just saying his goodbyes 

[Dennis Taylor 19,365]

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

Edited January 30, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

@Walden Ponderer was just saying his goodbyes 

That's the petroleum engineering building. I'm guessing whoever it was had plenty of Vaseline on hand.

[TrashMaster G 18,104]

57 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

I am assuming aggy is claiming their "payscale.com" rating "proves" how highly paid aggys are. 

remember the payscale methodology "does not include the cash-value of noncash benefits, such as equity or stock compensation, retirement benefits, health insurance, etc."

Additionally:

Bachelors Only: Only employees who possess a Bachelor’s Degree and no higher degrees are included. This means Bachelor graduates who go on to earn a Master’s degree, MBA, MD, JD, PhD, or other advanced degree are not included.

For some Liberal Arts, Ivy League, and highly selective schools, graduates with degrees higher than a bachelor’s degree can represent a significant fraction of all graduates. Careers that require advanced degrees, such as law or medicine, are not included.

 

Wave that W-2, you rednecks.

Isn't it also self-reported data?

[TrashMaster G 18,104]

9 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

He was probably reading Looch's latest scribe on how awesome the SEC is and how irrelevant tee-yew has become at the time.

fify

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

38 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Haha, so my salary for the year I spent between undergrad and grad school would have counted, but my salaries since grad school wouldn't. 

Seems like a meaningful and worthwhile calculation system. 

Rich Kinder and Larry Ellison both get $1/yr in base salary. Had they been included in the survey, their entire income would be been $1/yr.

Obviously, advantage aggy.

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

20 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Someone must have stood him up at the gloryhole.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

9 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Rich Kinder and Larry Ellison both get $1/yr in base salary. Had they been included in the survey, their entire income would be been $1/yr.

Obviously, advantage aggy.

We can't take either one of them seriously until we see pictures of them launching a bass boat on Lake Conroe. Advantage aggy, indeed.

[Huckleberry 34,677]

On 1/28/2019 at 9:02 PM, texifornia said:

Oh my God - apparently one of the TexAgs mods was defrauding other TexAgs members, apparently by offering to give them legal help then taking the money to fuel his meth habit

https://texags.com/forums/6/topics/3017743

 

 

Now wait a damn minute, sir. I find it hard to believe that anyone over at Texags would take money from that community on a regular basis and in return only tell them things that they wanted to hear with no basis in reality required while all the while pretending to be providing expert services but actually misleading the audience merely for personal gain.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Now wait a damn minute, sir. I find it hard to believe that anyone over at Texags would take money from that community on a regular basis and in return only tell them things that they wanted to hear with no basis in reality required while all the while pretending to be providing expert services but actually misleading the audience merely for personal gain.

What you did there, I see.  

[George Clooney 378]

35 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Unfortunately that's a parody account if it isn't obvious already.

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

[Leanderman 2,367]

Visions of mee maw in his head without a doubt.

[TBGFL 397]

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Dude... what? UTD is a great school. Easily the 2nd best system school. And it isn't in College fucking Station. 

He wasn't throwing shade at UT Dallas. My sister's kid goes there and it's supposed to be a great school.

[Born Burnt 6,274]

22 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

Unfortunately that's a parody account if it isn't obvious already.

Actually, with aggy, it's not obvious at all.

 

[George Clooney 378]

3 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

Actually, with aggy, it's not obvious at all.

 

That's true

[markstanco 12,797]

Their boycott is heating up.
 

Didnt somebody on here have a chart showing that aggy got more of a boost than texas after said kid committed?

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

12 minutes ago, markstanco said:

7 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

Their boycott is heating up.
 

Didnt somebody on here have a chart showing that aggy got more of a boost than texas after said kid committed?

Yes, yes they did but facts and agg, well you know.

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

The TAMU police twitter  banner image is pretty damn special 

 

[Bevo14 8,468]

5 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

The TAMU police twitter  banner image is pretty damn special 

 

"We're coming for your sheep."

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

I'm not 100% positive, but I think the guy on the right spilled syrup all over himself at a waffle place called "Mess" the last time I was there. It's hard to tell for sure, though, because all these gomers look alike.

[tejas60 3,563]

they all have the receding hairlines.

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

52 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

The TAMU police twitter  banner image is pretty damn special 

 

They look like older mutant varieties of Johnny 8-Ball...especially on the right.

[F250 29,201]

1 hour ago, THEHORN5561 said:

The TAMU police twitter  banner image is pretty damn special 

 

The one on the left looks like he is ready to make hate to your cornhole while the other looks like he is about to start some serious man molesting.

I'm not sure which one is worse.

[Modessit 5,667]

they all have the receding hairlines.

Probably from rubbing against stall walls.

[Tex Long 4,665]

 

11 minutes ago, Modessit said:

1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

they all have the receding hairlines.

Probably from rubbing against stall walls.

Your hairline would prolly look that way if you kept sticking your head through the glory hole...

[General Specific 3,508]

Edit: it's satire

Warming up for the glory hole, ya know, pacing himself!

Or is that edging?

[General Specific 3,508]

Now wait a damn minute, sir. I find it hard to believe that anyone over at Texags would take money from that community on a regular basis and in return only tell them things that they wanted to hear with no basis in reality required while all the while pretending to be providing expert services but actually misleading the audience merely for personal gain.

Say it isn’t so Joe!

[rickyspub 801]

2 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

The TAMU police twitter  banner image is pretty damn special 

 

Queue up the Dueling Banjos. #PurtyMouthPatrol

[Pato del Muerto 53,523]

One on the left likes them French fried taters mmmmm hmmmm

[Machinator 32,103]

This may be useful.

Edit: original image didn't have UTEP

Edited January 31, 2019 by Machinator

[Longboard Horn 41,363]

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

Username checks out 

[THEHORN5561 2,583]

Can't believe they sold even one.....well.....

 

[HtownHorn 15,235]

I wonder how many years it will take for them to realize that the same coach that landed the #4, #3, #3, and #6 classes consecutively parlayed that talent into a 5-6 record.

[Homesickhorn 2,219]

The TAMU police twitter  banner image is pretty damn special 

 

Dude on left: How much for the women, the girls.

Dude on right: No, the sheep. How much for the sheep.

Dude on left: You thinking what I’m thinking?

Both dudes (high fiving): MULEDICK!!!!!

[Whatever 700]

This may be useful.

Confirms what we've known all along...Tech is aggy's true rival.

[crimsonlonghorn 2,313]

11 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

We can't take either one of them seriously until we see pictures of them launching a bass boat on Lake Conroe. Advantage aggy, indeed.

And pulling said boat behind a jacked up Ford pickup with the light bar turned on.