Tell Me About Texas a&m

[sushihorn 3249]

22 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

when an aggy qualifies something with " this might sound crazy..." you know some there's some ridiculous bullshit coming very soon

Idoit conversational equivalent of "hold my beer."  Also step 1 in the process of assimilating aggyfacts(TM) into the groupthink zeitgeist. 

[mr.goodkat 469]

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

. Also, they have never in their history won any game as big as the Sugar Bowl we just won.

i am beside my self with the lack of respeck  for the THE tax slayer .com  bowl 

Edited January 31, 2019 by mr.goodkat

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

all A&M is missing is winning a lot of national championships, I mean do that and the rest will follow

[Bone3421 716]

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Cletus rankings

[Whatever 700]

Re: all the t-shirt fan talk, just stop in any beer joint between Taylor and BCS and see how many aggy shirts you'll find on folks that have a HS diploma as their highest degree of education, or went to Blinn, MHB or TJC. They have plenty of their own mouth breathing t-shirt fans. Fucking idiots.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

WE RUN THIS STATE 

but y'all can only root for us if you's an ex-student!!!! 

[C-Man 27783]

51 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

 

The Mecca of CFB.

 

 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

48 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

You know, if I start banging Kate and 3-4 supermodels a night I’ll become known worldwide as the dude who pulls more tail than DiCaprio. My house will be a pussy Mecca and my wife will probably be cool with it. I just need to get it started with Kate and then it’ll all snowball. Or not.

[Kel Varnsen 8748]

I mean I just need to bang a few supermodels then they'll all be lining up to bang me.

Edited January 31, 2019 by Kel Varnsen
edit: Spawn and I posted the same sentiment at the same time. He's a smart fella.

[Whatever 700]

Yes, ed007, you do sound crazy.

[DCA_HORN 725]

I mean I just need to bang a few supermodels then they'll all be lining up to bang me.

Well David Spade says hi. The trick is banging the first one though.

[skeeter 455]

57 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I mean I just need to bang a few supermodels then they'll all be lining up to bang me.

[Leanderman 2367]

"I mean I just need to bang a few supermodels then they'll all be lining up to bang me."

When did you go back to women? (Asking for a friend).

[Hagbard Celine 11259]

On 1/30/2019 at 12:08 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

have you ever "accidentally" hooked up a dorm sewage pipe to a storm drain?  to the tune of over a million gallons of sewage flowing into the campus golf course ponds? it only took aggy 8 months to notice there was an issue. think about that...

https://www.theeagle.com/news/a_m/texas-a-m-reports-sewage-discharge-from-campus-dorm-started/article_722c2198-4e56-11e8-997c-37b53e530858.html

aggypedia alert

[Hagbard Celine 11259]

On 1/30/2019 at 5:20 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

i'll never understand why crowe didn't insist phoebe walk in, smile, pull down her thong, untie and remove the top, tap judge on the shoulder, straddle him, and slowly lower herself down on to him.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

5 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

You know, if I start banging Kate and 3-4 supermodels a night I’ll become known worldwide as the dude who pulls more tail than DiCaprio. My house will be a pussy Mecca and my wife will probably be cool with it. I just need to get it started with Kate and then it’ll all snowball. Or not.

How's Kate doing after her surgery?  Don't think anybody's gonna be banging her for some time.  Get well soon.

[Jkwellborn 7041]

i'll never understand why crowe didn't insist phoebe walk in, smile, pull down her thong, untie and remove the top, tap judge on the shoulder, straddle him, and slowly lower herself down on to him.

You’ve been watching the wrong movie.

[Dennis Taylor 19363]

19 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i'll never understand why crowe didn't insist phoebe walk in, smile, pull down her thong, untie and remove the top, tap judge on the shoulder, straddle him, and slowly lower herself down on to him.

I'm not judging  (no pun intended) but that's oddly specific 

[mr. sunshine 2859]

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Think about how crazy cool the atmosphere at Kyle has been with all these average seasons...

Almost as cool as the air conditioning in some monstrosity with a lift kit on it as aggy drives home in the third quarter 

Edited February 1, 2019 by mr. sunshine

[Longboard Horn 41363]

[Longboard Horn 41363]

[sushihorn 3249]

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i'll never understand why crowe didn't insist phoebe walk in, smile, pull down her thong, untie and remove the top, tap judge on the shoulder, straddle him, and slowly lower herself down on to him.

It actually could have gone much worse:

 

[Jkwellborn 7041]

Can you imagine going to every mall in Canada singing that?

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

Duplicate

Edited February 1, 2019 by crimsonlonghorn

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

17 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

 

The Mecca of CFB.

 

 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

17 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

 

The Mecca of CFB.

 

 

Lol.  That guy’s name is erectile dysfunction 007.  I’ll have a Viagra martini ... shaken, not stirred.

Edited February 1, 2019 by ShowmeyourTDs

[Jkwellborn 7041]

So all that aggy needs to make it a top 3 job for the current coach to go on an unprecedented and historical run of dominance and national championships?

[TrashMaster G 18103]

2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

So all that aggy needs to make it a top 3 job for the current coach to go on a Saban-like run of dominance and national championships?

fify

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

Everything we've never had and something only one school in history has ever had is "all we are lacking".

Sounds like a simple problem when you phrase it that way. 

[Leanderman 2367]

There is no stopping an aggie once he is in the right...…………..SpiderAg

[Deej 77842]

18 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

It would last for all of 10 minutes, until the stadium collapsed.

[mininghorn88 2336]

1 hour ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

John Lennon write this?

[Hanrahan 1306]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

So all that aggy needs to make it a top 3 job for the current coach to go on an unprecedented and historical run of dominance and national championships?

Yes, it's taken them 100 years but now that they're in the SEC they have figured out the magic formula.  All the pieces are falling into place.

[Dennis Taylor 19363]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

So all that aggy needs to make it a top 3 job for the current coach to go on an unprecedented and historical run of dominance and national championships?

All I need to be the most dominant center in the history of basketball is about a foot of height, some basketball ability, healthy knees, and 30 years rolled off my age. not necessarily in that order. I think it is imminent. whoop!  

Edited February 1, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[Scholz 12309]

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

So all that aggy needs to make it a top 3 job for the current coach to go on an unprecedented and historical run of dominance and national championships?

Damn they figured it out.  That last little ingredient.  Doomed.

[Leanderman 2367]

They will party like its 1939

[SHOOTER12 8886]

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

They will party like its 1939

Not in my grand childrens' lifetime.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Yes, it's taken them 100 years but now that they're in the SEC they have figured out the magic formula.  All the pieces are falling into place.

Falling?

[Scholz 12309]

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

They will party like its 1939

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

There is no stopping an aggie once he is in the right...…………..SpiderAg

Unless the GAP shows up with a goalpost.

[Pato del Muerto 53515]

4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Username checks out

[Scholz 12309]

[Randolph Duke 4034]

It's typically aggy that they mock the concerns of others whether college aged kids should be allowed to have firearms on campus, but completely ignore the dumbfuckery that is commonplace on their own campus.

From a couple of years ago (when you read this, remember that no one involved found it to be particularly odd at the time):

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On October 5 a K.A. fraternity member brought his pet goat to the fraternity house and then shot it in the head with a 12 gauge shotgun in front of a group of pledges.

https://www.kbtx.com/home/headlines/Texas_AM_Greek_Life_Investigation_Reveals_Cases_of_Hazing_Goat_Shot_116450273.html

 

Edited February 1, 2019 by Randolph Duke

[THEHORN5561 2583]

Damn these freaks live in a different universe - even the fathers new to the cult.

 

 

[ztejas 44233]

8 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

It's typically aggy that they mock the concerns of others whether college aged kids should be allowed to have firearms on campus, but completely ignore the dumbfuckery that is commonplace on their own campus.

From a couple of years ago (when you read this, remember that no one involved found it to be particularly odd at the time):

 

Wow. It's disgusting that our country still condones domestic violence such as this .

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

20 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

You know, if I start banging Kate and 3-4 supermodels a night I’ll become known worldwide as the dude who pulls more tail than DiCaprio. My house will be a pussy Mecca and my wife will probably be cool with it. I just need to get it started with Kate and then it’ll all snowball. Or not.

pay me $75m over 10 yrs guaranteed and we can make this happen.  Promise.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

16 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i'll never understand why crowe didn't insist phoebe walk in, smile, pull down her thong, untie and remove the top, tap judge on the shoulder, straddle him, and slowly lower herself down on to him.

I need a cigarette!

[ztejas 44233]

2 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

Damn these freaks live in a different universe - even the fathers new to the cult.

 

 

5'9" 150 and he runs a 4.81 40. Is this a fucking joke? 

Yeah, nice one TexAgs. Secondaries next year are going to be pissing their pants when Majik lines up across them.

[Scholz 12309]

22 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

You know, if I start banging Kate and 3-4 supermodels a night I’ll become known worldwide as the dude who pulls more tail than DiCaprio. 

[EZ$ 2125]

2 hours ago, THEHORN5561 said:

Damn these freaks live in a different universe - even the fathers new to the cult.

 

 

Guess he’s already a silent to aggy for Looch to put this scrub half way up his list.