Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Lidig8r 1906]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

If Elko leaves, then it would be what 4 assistants to leave in 13 months or less year at Jimbo aggy?

DL coach lasted a week

OL coach lasted a year

TE coach lasted less than a year

DC lasted a year

That's Coach Potato standard right there.

[sushihorn 3249]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

If Elko leaves, then it would be what 4 assistants to leave in 13 months or less year at Jimbo aggy?

DL coach lasted a week

OL coach lasted a year

TE coach lasted less than a year

DC lasted a year

jist shews wut grate corches r allus in dimand frum teh lit stayshun.  woop!

[TexasMan 11456]

 

[Scholz 12306]

36 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

If Elko leaves...

That won't happen.  I haven't been THAT good.

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

Ken doll guns for Rick Perry's spot as aggy's most famous yell leader.

[TexasMan 11456]

"""""hatters"""""

 

 

[THEHORN5561 2583]

Wouldn't normally post here but this really pisses aggy off.

 

 

[Scheiss Meister 8471]

Don't be hattin', now.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1028]

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

"""""hatters"""""

 

 

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

13 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

"""""hatters"""""

 

 

Must be an aggy English major.

[demos 3036]

"""""hatters"""""
 
 

Well if you like your hat, you should probably give your hatter a thumbs up.

[sushihorn 3249]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"""""hatters"""""

 

 

That's gonna confuse the hell out of Les Miles.

[Jkwellborn 7037]

I started to respond to him with that.

[mr. sunshine 2859]

Fat, slow and stupid is no way to go through life son

[SaucyJack 3520]

6 hours ago, Phoenix said:

When she give you the "come get it" eyes

[THEHORN5561 2583]

42 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

 

 

Edited February 8, 2019 by THEHORN5561

[Machinator 32103]

 

[OU Sucks 9392]

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"""""hatters"""""

 

 

They hat us because they ant us.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22301]

"""""hatters"""""
 
 

Seems like a lot more diversity in that tweet than in reality. I guess that makes me a hatter

[Neonmoon 38130]

17 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

[cochamps 1885]

31 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

A big old fuck you aggy!  

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

10 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

They also have 1956, which almost a completely identical situation to 1994.

And they probably could just go ahead and claim 1917 and 1909 so long as they are claiming 1919 and 1927. 

At least the claimed 1917 title took place during an international conflagration that directly led to their 1939 glorious championship, so I'll grant them that.

[TexasMan 11456]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Nothing but respect for MY president 

[WBT 20979]

5 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"""""hatters"""""

 

 

They don't call him Slowneal only for his 40 time

[Magus Ossis 2997]

If they want to claim that all undefeated, untied seasons are national championship seasons, that would boost them from one in 1939 to 3 total. It would take us from 4 to 10. Our first championship would have been before they fielded their first team. Their most recent, by any reckoning, is 66 years older than ours.

[Machinator 32103]

[Machinator 32103]

[Magus Ossis 2997]

10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

[TtomTerrific 200]

damn....Carrington and Del Conte be clowning on these mother fuckers!

[UTEX_ME 4289]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I'll never unsee Watson falling towards the camera and Wickline jumping around in the background. 

[Longboard Horn 41355]

FIFY

[MrPhlegm 3413]

FIFY

[lonestar3 274]

Anyone have that gif of confused Travolta walking around their Hall of Champions? Going on a bachelor party with a bunch of A&M grads this weekend and want to drop that dime in our text thread.

Many fake internet points your way.

[Leanderman 2367]

Malik and the laser would be a good one to show them as well

[Big D 249]

2 hours ago, lonestar3 said:

Anyone have that gif of confused Travolta walking around their Hall of Champions? Going on a bachelor party with a bunch of A&M grads this weekend and want to drop that dime in our text thread.

Many fake internet points your way.

This one?

[GreenspointTexas 9969]

12 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Boom, roasted

[lonestar3 274]

8 minutes ago, Big D said:

This one?

[TrashMaster G 18094]

11 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Nothing but respect for MY president 

President?

[Modessit 5667]

it's hard for even aggy to be that delusional.

aggy: "Hold my jizz jar."

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

10 hours ago, Machinator said:

[TBGFL 397]

4 hours ago, lonestar3 said:

Going on a bachelor party with a bunch of A&M grads this weekend and want to drop that dime in our text thread.

So...sheep instead of strippers?

[lonestar3 274]

33 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

So...sheep instead of strippers?

One of them did get pretty excited when he thought i said "Goat Tour."

[Drew 2929]

"LSU is our biggest rival now that we don't care about t.u. anymores!!!!"

Who do they want to win that matchup next season...

 

"We want LSU to win because we hate t.u. more!!!"

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

https://gigemgazette.com/2018/11/30/aggies-finish-ahead-longhorns-rankings/amp/

This was shared in the recruiting board and it's too good not to bring over here, too. 

Some real gems in this, including:

Quote

 But the Big 12 was as weak as it usually is this season, and 9-3 was enough for a spot in the Big 12 Championship

Number of times aggy won 9 games or more in their 16 years in the weak big twelve: 4

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 A&M would be in a very winnable bowl game against a Big 10 or Big 12 opponent, finish 9-4, and likely ahead of Texas in the final rankings after they get smashed by Georgia.

Whoop....s.

Well, maybe he meant finish ranked ahead of Texas in recruiting? 

Double whoops. 

Edited February 8, 2019 by Bill Lumbergh

[hookem48 4856]

7 hours ago, lonestar3 said:

Anyone have that gif of confused Travolta walking around their Hall of Champions? Going on a bachelor party with a bunch of A&M grads this weekend and want to drop that dime in our text thread.

Many fake internet points your way.

so is this bachelor party at a sheep farm or what?

[Scholz 12306]

20 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Must be an aggy English major.

Do any of them sound like educated adults?  Watching aggys try to communicate in the English language is like watching chimpanzees trying to hump a football.

[UTEX_ME 4289]

8 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Do any of them sound like educated adults?  Watching aggys try to communicate in the English language is like watching chimpanzees trying to hump a football.

[Longboard Horn 41355]

 

[Machinator 32103]

 

[UTEX_ME 4289]

BDF assistant? lulz. Spin away aggy