Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Boogaloo 268]

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

In bold: teams that have claimed a national title since atm's last national title. 

Don't forget the UW Huskies I believe back in around '90 (Don James team)

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

I had no fucking idea there was a Michigan Tech 

[ztejas 43244]

3 minutes ago, Boogaloo said:

Don't forget the UW Huskies I believe back in around '90 (Don James team)

And Georgia Tech. And BYU. And Minnesota. And SMU. And.....

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

If only aggy could ever match the quality of the 1943 Iowa Preflight football team, they'd be on to something.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

chad briscoe is an aggie?

[Born Burnt 6147]

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Here's the State of Texas list:

1. Texas - 44

7t. Texas A&M - 1

 

[deft 6772]

This John Maynard Keynes fellow must have watched Fight Club a few times.

Like in the Tibetan philosophy Sylvia Plath sense of the word?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

[Duval Street 420]

<never knew Creighton was in Nebraska>

[Wishbone 4731]

LOfuckingL! Just catching up on this thread. I have known Christopher Cokinos and his brothers for 25+ years. They are nice guys overall, but immersed in the aggy groupthink at max level. They have a small natural gas company in Houston and try to squeeze in a little business when they’re not felating all things aggy. Of the brothers, Christopher is the one I would have expected that post to com from. Enough said.

[TexasMan 10785]

Of course Looch would RT this

 

 

[ChickenSandwich 9797]

Don’t mind that whole 340 players worth of extra teams though

[SHOOTER12 8787]

3 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Don’t mind that whole 340 players worth of extra teams though

Yeah, kind of inflated like their 200 scholarship offers per year per team. 

Edited February 13, 2019 by SHOOTER12

[sushihorn 3233]

19 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Of course Looch would RT this

 

 

Perfect.  Great to have visual confirmation that the SEC does indeed do less with more.  Or should that be:

SEC: It Just Wastes More (talent)

Edited February 13, 2019 by sushihorn

[msucolt45 3982]

Scrolling through cable channels to see if the KSU (MBB) game tonight is also on the LHN. I went through SECN, which actually had aggy hosting UGA. aggy is weak in MBB this year, but UGA is 1-9 in SEC play to date.
They shoot the crowd prior to a TV timeout, what did I see, but “horns down” from the student section. In their heads - maybe?

[msucolt45 3982]

aggy MBB to date is 9-13 and 2-8 in SEC.

[msucolt45 3982]

That’s the only reason I thought it was school (football) related.

[sushihorn 3233]

3 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Scrolling through cable channels to see if the KSU (MBB) game tonight is also on the LHN. I went through SECN, which actually had aggy hosting UGA. aggy is weak in MBB this year, but UGA is 1-9 in SEC play to date.
They shoot the crowd prior to a TV timeout, what did I see, but “horns down” from the student section. In their heads - maybe?

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[RomaVicta 29756]

6 hours ago, Machinator said:

These pathetic pleas used to be all over texags when I went over there more often. 

Some sip said something clever and biting. I got nothing. Please help me!!!!!*

The Aggie Network: Crowd Sourcing Dull-minded Retorts for Decades!

 

*I've translated this from the typical incoherence displayed in the op.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

3 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

aggy MBB to date is 9-13 and 2-8 in SEC.

A little shaky

[texifornia 56434]

 

[MAUFRAIS 6571]

Affirmative agshun

[Huckleberry 32685]

29 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Perfect.  Great to have visual confirmation that the SEC does indeed do less with more.  Or should that be:

SEC: It Just Wastes More (talent)

So the SEC took their 2-to-1 NFL combine talent advantage and went 1-3 against the Big 12 in bowl games. Interesting. 

[deft 6772]

Just take it outta all that money they have. Or claim to have.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Fuck aggy.

They have long claimed to be the wealthiest public university in the nation with an endowment more than three times that of UT Austin.

Rick Perry dreamed up the "brilliant" plan to swell their enrollment and rained hell upon Bill Powers for resisting the stupidity of that idea.

Let aggy rot.

[Go Pokes 979]

 

Wtf? Didn’t they decide to increase the enrollment to a ridiculous level all on their own?

[Huckleberry 32685]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

 

“At the moment our challenge is, with our per-student funding going down, it will become very hard to sustain this,” Young said. The school might have to consider shrinking the student body of the university or making other accommodations based on the “resources that we have available,” he said.

Well, sounds like you have it figured out you dumbshit.

[HtownHorn 14446]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

This after they had their yearly who got paid more in sports TV rights thread on texaggy. Of course, the B1G was giving away $51M per school, but somehow the SEC's $43M was better because the B1G had to give that money to Rutgers and Maryland. Never mind that Texas got $36M from the Big 12 and another $15M from the LHN.

[jebusshuttlecock 200]

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

who could have predicted a 33% increase in students might have some adverse effects

[Valmy77 13092]

Quote

The A&M System includes seven nonacademic state agencies, whose appropriations are not included in the calculation of per-student funding.

Can I just point out how stupid it is that state agencies are part of the A&M system? They are not educational institutions, they should just be state agencies.

[DCA_HORN 725]

It's almost as if they didn't have a plan behind their hundred year decision.

[Valmy77 13092]

They could cut costs by cancelling fish camp

[GhostOfTomJoad 9302]

8 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Can I just point out how stupid it is that state agencies are part of the A&M system? They are not educational institutions, they should just be state agencies.

Example A being the Texas A&M Forest Service. WTF is the purpose of it being part of the aggy system other than plastering the aggy logo all over the state? 

[TtomTerrific 200]

don't give those nimrods another fucking dollar....they've wormed their way into the PUF, they have robbed their feeder schools of all of their funding for their dork fucking core campus, cooked their books for the US NEWS and World Report whatever and now they  are coming with their hands out?

 

Fuck them...for real this time.

[Auto Driller 2504]

aggy: increase enrollment by 25%

funding per student declines 

aggy: I am shocked! This is an outrage!

[Valmy77 13092]

9 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Example A being the Texas A&M Forest Service. WTF is the purpose of it being part of the aggy system other than plastering the aggy logo all over the state? 

I know. It is weird it is just another state agency. It doesn't grant degrees or anything. I thought maybe they teach some classes as part of the A&M ag program...but no. They are just a forest service. So yeah it makes no sense.

Even on the website explaining why they are part of the Texas A&M system the only explanation is that they are headquartered in College Station. But it is not like we got to name every agency headquartered in Austin after UT. "The Texas Longhorn Railroad Commission"

Edited February 13, 2019 by Valmy77

[TtomTerrific 200]

"make it biggern' the sips" ....the institutional tenet underlying any and all aggy planning and strategy is having its moment in the sun....I hope this gets proper debate in the legislature....Randy Duke will finally have his forum proper.

[BigHorn'13 3352]

10 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

aggy: increase enrollment by 25%

funding per student declines 

aggy: I am shocked! This is an outrage!

SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE!!!1 WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!!

/ aggy legislators

[Eastwood 4394]

33 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

 

 

Well, sounds like you have it figured out you dumbshit.

Nah. 80k student body or bust.

[THEHORN5561 2583]

45 minutes ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

who could have predicted a 33% increase in students might have some adverse effects

[ClubWhatever 12085]

It just costs more

[Duval Street 420]

$55mm is nothin’, some folks pay more than that just for a football coach.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

It's almost as if they didn't have a plan behind their hundred year decision.

Oh there was a plan alright. That plan was designed at 6100 Main St, Houston Texas and implemented by THIS alumnus of the orgnization at that address...

[texifornia 56434]

1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

Oh there was a plan alright. That plan was designed at 6100 Main St, Houston Texas and implemented by THIS alumnus of the orgnization at that address...


 

At Rice's music school? I guess aggy is one giant rendition of Yakety Sax.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Nah. 80k student body or bust.

They still won't catch UCF.

BBBBBWWWWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[MrPhlegm 3413]

At Rice's music school? I guess aggy is one giant rendition of Yakety Sax.

Don't fuck with The M.O.B.

[Jkwellborn 6649]

So they’ve already ran out of the Hurricane Harvey money?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

So they’ve already ran out of the Hurricane Harvey money?

The M.O.B.?

[Cairn Horn88 8148]

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

Fuck aggy.

They have long claimed to be the wealthiest public university in the nation with an endowment more than three times that of UT Austin.

Rick Perry dreamed up the "brilliant" plan to swell their enrollment and rained hell upon Bill Powers for resisting the stupidity of that idea.

Let aggy rot.

The idea was to grow the enrollment so they could collect millions from all those diploma/mill grads.  So, just collect from all those grads.

[ztejas 43244]

16 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

So they’ve already ran out of the Hurricane Harvey money?

Hurricane Harvey on my wrist shit flooded out