Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, Henry Hill said:

They ain’t SEC so they’s good as FCS. 

*Friendly Cheap Sloots

Edited March 21, 2019 by Walden Ponderer
Shit, quoted wrong post.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

This is what happens when you schedule a fucking FCS Texas State University. It will continue every year until they schedule a REAL opponent.
 
CHIEF

Texas State has two REAL national football championships.

They need to quit scheduling bullshit crap opponents like aggy.

[GotThatFire 166]

On 3/20/2019 at 1:43 PM, MrPhlegm said:

Oh hey

[Homesickhorn 2219]

Her manners are terrible.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

5 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Her manners are terrible.

she can be taught

[Leanderman 2367]

She can be taught? She might find that hard to swallow?

[Armybrat 41408]

I licked my monitor.was that wrong?

[SubliminalHorn 7009]

14 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I licked my monitor.was that wrong?

Does your body still produce saliva?

[Armybrat 41408]

Enough to drool on my keyboard.

[TrashMaster G 18093]

32 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I licked my monitor.was that wrong?

Does Mrs. Brat mind you drooling over a young'n like that?

[Noah Fence 489]

7 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Her manners are terrible.

Very rude.

[Armybrat 41408]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Does Mrs. Brat mind you drooling over a young'n like that?

Keeps the drool off her.

[Levi 2668]

It’s only March and Sam has the tweet of the year 

Edited March 23, 2019 by DoneWithit

[Leanderman 2367]

Really surprised the gomers did not plant maroon blue bonnets around the airport as well. 

[Bevo14 8468]

1 hour ago, DoneWithit said:

It’s only March and Sam has the tweet of the year 

butthurt aggy swarming his twitter in 3-2-1

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I'll just leave this hear. No cloak. Very aggy. Enjoy.

https://www.scribd.com/document/402800029/Report-from-the-Special-Counsel-Investigation-into-Russian-Interference-During-and-Before-the-2016-Presidential-Election

[Bullneck 19528]

I've been banned from TexAgs for the last 30 days.  The ban is lifted tomorrow.  

[hookem48 4855]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

I've been banned from TexAgs for the last 30 days.  The ban is lifted tomorrow.  

congrats?

[NeverMarryAStripper 22300]

Unless you’ve been permabanned you aren’t trying

[DaggerHorns 3170]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

I've been banned from TexAgs for the last 30 days.  The ban is lifted tomorrow.  

For telling the truth again?

[Bullneck 19528]

Just now, DaggerHorns said:

For telling the truth again?

Pretty much.  I love trolling those dumbasses but most of the time they can't comprehend the subtlety of what I'm saying.  They just know a sip troll is in their midst.

[Bevo14 8468]

11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Pretty much.  I love trolling those dumbasses but most of the time they can't comprehend the subtlety of what I'm saying.  They just know a sip troll is in their midst.

Your problem is that you're not selling the "Hey I drink from the jizzjar regularly" angle hard enough

[F250 29201]

4 hours ago, DoneWithit said:

It’s only March and Sam has the tweet of the year 

This doesn't need to be stated but I'm going to say it anyways. Sam was born with burnt orange pumping through his veins.

Fuck aggy, Hook 'Em!

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2779]

Yeah. It pleases me how much he hates aggy.

[Modessit 5667]

This doesn't need to be stated but I'm going to say it anyways. Sam was born with burnt orange pumping through his veins.
Fuck aggy, Hook 'Em!

If my kids ever play sports for Texas, the sportcasters will have fun showing off their pictures, too.

Son:



Daughter:

[Nolacycling 893]

16 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I've been banned from TexAgs for the last 30 days.  The ban is lifted tomorrow.  

Haven't been  called out yet, it's a challenge.

[TexasMan 11456]

 

[TexasMan 11456]

 

[Homesickhorn 2219]

That’s fucking awesome.

[Chopper 17432]

I saw in Sam's twitter mentions that aggy is trying to claim that the Austin airport was named after an aggy. Note to aggy: Contrary to your claims, as usual, you're wrong: Austin Bergstrom Airport was named after the former Air Force Base on which the airport is located. The difference may be too subtle for aggy to grasp.

Bergstrom AFB was named in honor of the first Austinite whose plane was shot down in WW2, Capt John Bergstrom, who happened to be an aggy and a dumb sonofabitch.

[williemackgarza 1826]

I saw in Sam's twitter mentions that aggy is trying to claim that the Austin airport was named after an aggy. Note to aggy: Contrary to your claims, as usual, you're wrong: Austin Bergstrom Airport was named after the former Air Force Base on which the airport is located. The difference may be too subtle for aggy to grasp.
Bergstrom AFB was named in honor of the first Austinite whose plane was shot down in WW2, Capt John Bergstrom, who happened to be an aggy and a dumb sonofabitch.

I prefer pilots that dont get shot down/ aggykin

[theaveragejon 1104]

Guys. I know he’s probably be hibernating. But I think I found Dfigs 2.0...

 

https://imgur.com/gallery/9bthVY4

 

just take a couple mins. Follow that handle and peruse the tweets, and mentions.

Edited March 24, 2019 by theaveragejon

[CheesePie 238]

2 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

I prefer pilots that dont get shot down/ aggykin

Just ran out of reinforced cockpit steel

[happyhookem 224]

"No moah buwwets?"

[markstanco 12788]

Guys. I know he’s probably be hibernating. But I think I found Dfigs 2.0...
 

imgur

 
just take a couple mins. Follow that handle and peruse the tweets, and mentions.

If not then he has a brother. Nothing but attacks on Twitter, like dfigs.

[Parliament 14598]

[TexasMan 11456]

 

[Armybrat 41408]

Well, Winston would have to walk around on his knees to complete the picture.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

10 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Candi says it ain't hard.  

[Valmy77 13626]

Billy Liucci is a trash talking douchebag on social media. The lack of self awareness of these people never ceases to amaze.

Edited March 24, 2019 by Valmy77

[Chad 1728]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Billy Liucci is a trash talking douchebag on social media.

I liked it better when that ass clown went ghost after Texas signed a better recruitment class. He was AWOL from twitter for awhile.

[Orange&White 5573]

Don’t sell him short. He is the same thing IRL.

[Armybrat 41408]

You’ve met him? The drive-thru or the counter at MickyD’s?

[Valmy77 13626]

Nevermind the fact that to a A&M superfan any UT coach or player will always be twisted as evil or disgusting in someway. Even freaking Colt McCoy who was about as square as you can be.

[Neonmoon 38130]

The only thing more pathetic than Lucci’s takes on football are his thirsty likes on all famous women on twitter. I guess he’s trying to throw people off the gay talk 

[TexasMan 11456]

14 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Don’t sell him short. He is the same thing IRL.

And on the radio. He's the typical doucher, grabassing aggy that we all know and had to interact with. 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

You’ve met him? The drive-thru or the counter at MickyD’s?

Wasn't Lucci the after shave/towel man at Fool's Gold honky tonk in Houston back in the day?  

[Elmer_Fudd 22994]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

And on the radio. He's the typical doucher, grabassing aggy that we all know and had to interact with. 

I love how recent Texas commit Jaylen Garth was a "must get" for aggy according to Looch, now that he's committed to Texas he's "overrated".

[TexasMan 11456]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The only thing more pathetic than Lucci’s takes on football are his thirsty likes on all famous women on twitter. I guess he’s trying to throw people off the gay talk 

Him drinking Kandice Matthews' bathwater on twitter all the time is so cringeworthy. Here's an example:

 

 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

“To be fair, the idiots at texags created an SEC Country board in an attempt to pull traffic away from the SEC Rant...it had the opposite effect. 

It's like they didn't learn the lesson from the Longhorn Network.”

Easy to see where ‘Lobotomy’ got his name!