Tell Me About Texas a&m

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

3rd and Chavis still in force, I see.

[LTtxfan 49,135]

aggys not looking good tonight

[Neonmoon 38,129]

The white defense DBs and LBs look like all walk ons 

Edited April 13, 2019 by Neonmoon

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Greg McElroy giving QB advice is a joke.  That guy was asshole bad at Bama.  He got so fucking lucky that Colt got hurt.  That pussy was scared shitless of our defense.  Fuck the SEC.  

Edited April 13, 2019 by lemonandaturd

[texaslong 678]

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

aggys not looking good tonight

Coaches just got paid...it’s Friday night. 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,257]

Jimbo is insufferable to listen to. 

[Colonel Sanders 1,336]

7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The white defense DBs and LBs look like all walk ons 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Foster is hot garbage 

[EastTexan 662]

12 hours ago, markstanco said:

I swear you people left your ability to get sarcasm back over at TOS

Got me.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Foster is hot garbage 

So Calzone will be #2?  

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,852]

Leave the Foster, take the Calzone

[pearlandhorn 3,269]

This team sucks 

[markstanco 12,563]

Got me.

I typically tuck my tail or make up an excuse in these cases. I am grasshopper and must learn your ways, sensei.

[ClubWhatever 12,120]

Australian fa beeah

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Blumrick was sacked but they let it go and he throws a pick. He’s worse than Foster 

Mond with a quick TD 

 

edit: they said it was Blumrick but it looked like Calzada. Who knows

Edited April 13, 2019 by Neonmoon

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

If this is an SEC contender, then Texas State may be licking their chops.  

Edited April 13, 2019 by lemonandaturd

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

So Calzone will be #2?  

Shit?

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Just now, MrPhlegm said:

10 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

So Calzone will be #2?  

Shit?

For sure.  

[LTtxfan 49,135]

14 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Leave the Foster, take the Calzone

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Really man? Do you know how long that shit takes to load on Tapa?

You got a Iphong don't cha?

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

Defense wins championships in the SEC West. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

McElroy is such an SEC tool. Fuck him.  Red headed step child left Texas and went to Alabama.  Piss on his SLC, Bama ass.  I have a difficult time listening to this stankhole homer.  

[markstanco 12,563]

These announcers are hilarious.

 

"Texas a&m is getting to the wast coast. Kids from there want to play in the sec and they figure what school is far west so they go to Texas a&m"

 

Awesome.

 

On edit: if you don't believe me back it up to 0:36 left in the 2nd

 

[Nivek 16,913]

McElroy is such an SEC tool. Fuck him.  Red headed step child left Texas and went to Alabama.  Piss on his SLC, Bama ass.  I have a difficult time listening to this stankhole homer.  

He knows he is a tool. I wish Katy was calling this though.

[Nivek 16,913]

West Coast to collie station, they’re practically identical.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,165]

25 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

If this is an SEC contender, then Texas State may be licking their chops.  

Eh, they'll beat the 3 cupcakes, although I'd love to see Spav run some hurry up/air raid stuff and put up some yards and points.

Good chance Auburn beats them early in the year IMO.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

He knows he is a tool. I wish Katy was calling this though.

Whalecunt?

[Pato del Muerto 52,462]

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Eh, they'll beat the 3 cupcakes, although I'd love to see Spav run some hurry up/air raid stuff and put up some yards and points.

Good chance Auburn beats them early in the year IMO.

Those tools are so focused on discussing which of Clemson, bama, and Georgia they are going to beat (spoiler bama because at Kyle, Georgia because they are so bad they lost to Texas) that they haven’t even considered which of Auburn, LSU, MSU, and hopefully arky they will lose to. 

[Tex Pete 20,291]

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Are there even 2,500 in attendance?

I don’t think so, but one thing’s for sure: they’re SEC good!

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Their OL is going to be a problem. Their DE, LB, and DBs will also be a problem.

Mond is Mond. Decent. Calzone looks okay. Big arm, sometimes accurate. Cupp looks good for a true freshman. 

RBs are not Trayveon Williams good. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Their OL is going to be a problem. Their DE, LB, and DBs will also be a problem.

Mond is Mond. Decent. Calzone looks okay. Big arm, sometimes accurate. Cupp looks good for a true freshman. 

RBs are not Trayveon Williams good. 

So 7-5 or 6-6?  

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,852]

I just want to see texaggy after we beat LSU and then LSU kicks their ass

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Every time I watch Wright at DE, he’s getting blown out of the play. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

This may be a spring game practice, but this is  team full of slap dicks.  If Mathews is their starting center, they are fucked.  Fuck off Bruce.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Blumrick looks like he wants to call it off and go get stoned.  

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Their OL is going to be a problem. Their DE, LB, and DBs will also be a problem.
Mond is Mond. Decent. Calzone looks okay. Big arm, sometimes accurate. Cupp looks good for a true freshman. 
RBs are not Trayveon Williams good. 

Big arm?

[Neonmoon 38,129]

They aren’t calling a lot of sacks.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

They aren’t calling a lot of sacks.

Of shit?

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

 

[LTtxfan 49,135]

aggys game still going??  Started same time as blOU game.....

blOU game has been over for awhile (played for 90 minutes) ..... aren't Teams only allowed two hours max for a Spring Game???

Guess Bimbo Baggins cheats even during a Spring Game....

Bimbo Baggins... 

Edited April 13, 2019 by LTtxfan

[SLChorn 58]

47 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

McElroy is such an SEC tool. Fuck him.  Red headed step child left Texas and went to Alabama.  Piss on his SLC, Bama ass.  I have a difficult time listening to this stankhole homer.  

Hey now. Don't bring us into this.

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

8 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

aggys game still going??  Started same time as blOU game.....

blOU game has been over for awhile (played for 90 minutes) ..... aren't Teams only allowed two hours max for a Spring Game???

Guess Bimbo Baggins cheats even during a Spring Game....

Bimbo Baggins... 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

 

Shoulda held it at midnight an call dit midnit yell. Them goobers woulda turned out in droves.

[Neonmoon 38,129]

And Calzone throws another pick. 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

And Foster throws a pick 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

And Calzone throws another pick. 

And Foster throws a pick 

[Cairn Horn88 8,257]

6 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

 "In theory, the Aggies could be the nation's 10th best football team . . ."

In theory.  More proof that aggy rationalization applies to all aspects of their football program, and not just the championships they claim.  

In theory = next year!

[EZ$ 2,102]

46 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I just want to see texaggy after we beat LSU and then LSU kicks their ass

Excuse already made by an aggy in my office....y’all have them at home and we have to play them on the road. 

[LTtxfan 49,135]

So I guess aggys get an sec victory tonight??

17-14

[Cairn Horn88 8,257]

36 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

 

.....and....it's free to get in.