Tell Me About Texas a&m

[RoundRobin 828]

If he moves to BCS maybe he’ll be so bored he’ll actually do some fucking writing. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,304]

The fuck?

 

That fat lazy fuck and those morons deserve each other, they’re both the home of next year is the year.

[OrangEngr 1,035]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

The fuck?

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cNACsbSwAHY

[Chopper 17,432]

George Martin lives in Santa Fe, NM and he ain't leaving for Collie Station. The only connection I could find between Martin and aggy is that he graduated from Northwestern University. I presume they offered him something (money, space, etc.) other universities weren't offering for his archives.

[Goodman 3,283]

16 minutes ago, Chopper said:

George Martin lives in Santa Fe, NM and he ain't leaving for Collie Station. The only connection I could find between Martin and aggy is that he graduated from Northwestern University. I presume they offered him something (money, space, etc.) other universities weren't offering for his archives.

Since aggie plays with Monopoly money, that is a smart investment for them. At least publicly, they so badly attempt to hide their roots. Wanting to seem cool when all their fans do is talk about the dark traditions those from the outside would never understand.

[Modessit 5,667]

I think aggy got confused and thought "Thrones" referred to toilets and since that's where the glory holes are they thought "Game of Thrones" meant something else. After Martin showed up with all his notes and books, they probably said, "What is this? Are we supposed to kneel on it?"

 

 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Since aggie plays with Monopoly money, that is a smart investment for them. At least publicly, they so badly attempt to hide their roots. Wanting to seem cool when all their fans do is talk about the dark traditions those from the outside would never understand.

Nmsu monoply money?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Are you on dope?

[Goodman 3,283]

Not tonight. 

Aggie spends however they want with no repercussions and get no pushback from the state for cooking books. We just gave them a blank check by putting them in charge of Harvey relief money. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

45 minutes ago, Chopper said:

George Martin lives in Santa Fe, NM and he ain't leaving for Collie Station. The only connection I could find between Martin and aggy is that he graduated from Northwestern University. I presume they offered him something (money, space, etc.) other universities weren't offering for his archives.

Lot of dudes in uniforms running around with play swords. A little homoeroticism in the background. Rural setting with distrust of those in the big city.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,304]

 aggy previously had awarded him an honorary degree.  He said he wouldn’t accept it until he finished the books, so never.

[texifornia 59,017]

58 minutes ago, Chopper said:

George Martin lives in Santa Fe, NM and he ain't leaving for Collie Station. The only connection I could find between Martin and aggy is that he graduated from Northwestern University. I presume they offered him something (money, space, etc.) other universities weren't offering for his archives.

So he likes schools that haven't made a top four in a men's revenue sport since World War II. Got it.

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

7 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

aggy just won the Masters!



Coincidence?

I think not!

Put it on the wall!

Whoop!

That Nike swoosh has been all over the tv this weekend with Tiger and numerous other golfers wearing their apparel.  Now I know Texas and Bama wears their stuff as well.  What logo does aggy have on their little shirts?

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

George Martin lives in Santa Fe, NM and he ain't leaving for Collie Station. The only connection I could find between Martin and aggy is that he graduated from Northwestern University. I presume they offered him something (money, space, etc.) other universities weren't offering for his archives.

Well, there is plenty of room to house his writings in that little hall of champions that's currently empty.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

3 hours ago, Chopper said:

George Martin lives in Santa Fe, NM and he ain't leaving for Collie Station. The only connection I could find between Martin and aggy is that he graduated from Northwestern University. I presume they offered him something (money, space, etc.) other universities weren't offering for his archives.

aggy had a couple of librarians, Hal Hall and Don Dyal, at Cushing in the sixties and early seventies that collected comics, sci-fi, and pulp journals for the library as they had limited funds to acquire materials and those items were cheap at the time. . By 1975 it was the biggest sci-fi collection in the world and was well known in the sci-fi world  

Don Dyal in the mid eighties convinced Martin that if he didn’t start archiving his manuscripts, and other materials, now they would end up spread across the world as libraries limited by budgets would buy the best bits and pieces as they came up and leave the rest in obscurity and thus improperly stored until they became dust  

Dyal later became the director of Texas Tech’s libraries. 

Edited April 15, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[texaslong 678]

We all know aggy loves their fiction.

[nivek3 83]

https://www.theeagle.com/aggie_sports/former-a-m-wr-noil-arrested-in-college-station-on/article_887c3716-5ef5-11e9-98ac-6b18f2630897.html

 

[SydneyCarton 49,505]

Man. Those fucks found a way to trump our Gutenberg Bible. 

[DaggerHorns 3,170]

1 hour ago, nivek3 said:

https://www.theeagle.com/aggie_sports/former-a-m-wr-noil-arrested-in-college-station-on/article_887c3716-5ef5-11e9-98ac-6b18f2630897.html

 

This can’t be real. Aggy doesn’t lie, cheat, or steal.

[Leanderman 2,367]

So how much time did the recruits spend in the hall of champions this weekend?

[Steamboat1874 4,364]

On 4/12/2019 at 11:01 PM, Neonmoon said:

Meh, they will still win 8 games. Mond is an okay QB. He will throw a pick but he will also throw some TDs. Their RBs are not great but play in a very friendly scheme. Their TE are okay. Their WR are fine. They should be fine on offense unless their OL is that limiting. Their defense will be about the same as last year. Their run defense will be good but if they face a decent passing game (they don’t often), they will get abused. I will be curious how big a liability their corners and LBs will be. I couldn’t tell since the starters were split between both teams but their tackling in space by CB and LB was not good. 

When you play a non-conference schedule of Texas State, Lamar and UTSA you guarantee yourself 3 wins for sure.

Clemson will be a loss though.

[Dennis Taylor 19,358]

2 hours ago, nivek3 said:

https://www.theeagle.com/aggie_sports/former-a-m-wr-noil-arrested-in-college-station-on/article_887c3716-5ef5-11e9-98ac-6b18f2630897.html

 

[Valmy77 13,626]

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

So he likes schools that haven't made a top four in a men's revenue sport since World War II. Got it.

He is more of a professional sports fan. Anyway he has had his stuff at A&M forever, way before he became somebody famous. They lucked out there.

Edited April 15, 2019 by Valmy77

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

On 4/13/2019 at 7:45 AM, TBGFL said:

Jimbo Fisher is always good for losing to at least one team he shouldn't. See his FSU tenure for prime examples.

what coach is that not true of?

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

11 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

What logo does aggy have on their little shirts?

it's probably a Discount Shoe Warehouse logo

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 206]

17 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Swords! Coooool!

 

 

College Station is the only place you can find true Baaalyrian steel.

And an over-abundance of white walkers.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Not tonight. 
Aggie spends however they want with no repercussions and get no pushback from the state for cooking books. We just gave them a blank check by putting them in charge of Harvey relief money. 

Nmsu spends?

What, like in romance novels?

You fap to that his raging courser spends verbage eh?





Fap fap fap doo dah doo dah whoop!

You ARE on dope.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

what coach is that not true of?

Ditka, you twatwaffle aggy boy.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,160]

12 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

That Nike swoosh has been all over the tv this weekend with Tiger and numerous other golfers wearing their apparel.  Now I know Texas and Bama wears their stuff as well.  What logo does aggy have on their little shirts?

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

Happy 80th Birthday to A&M’s last football title

What a mistake adding these losers to the conference. Is there a reversibility clause anywhere in that contract? 

 

And the “traditions” ... just wow

Slive's incompetence continues to show even after his death.

Secrant not being very kind to our little brother.  Poor aggy.

 

[Nivek 17,415]

3 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

 

These are real? Holy shit.

[Scholz 12,308]

54 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

What a mistake adding these losers to the conference. Is there a reversibility clause anywhere in that contract? 

That guy doesn't understand aggy opened up Texas recruiting to them.  It was a win for their conference.  And the dipshit aggys still don't understand/are intentionally obtuse concerning the reality of that realignment.

Edited April 15, 2019 by Scholz

[Tex Long 4,665]

On 4/13/2019 at 11:03 PM, Jkwellborn said:

Didn’t ask if a pile of logs fell.

Be fair, man. The word you're looking for is "stack". Just be sure you don't include "proper" or "correct" and the like.

[Guest Lobo]

What a perfect place for his archives---George R.R. Martin didn't finish his epic saga, he just ran out of time.  

Edited April 15, 2019 by Lobo

[Drew 2,930]

On ‎4‎/‎14‎/‎2019 at 6:57 AM, Revolution512 said:

I’ve read this same thing for years now. Their schedule gifts them 5 wins a year. If they play average in 3 others they’ll make it to 8. The league can barely complete a forward pass.

 

On ‎4‎/‎13‎/‎2019 at 10:37 PM, markstanco said:

On ‎4‎/‎13‎/‎2019 at 6:38 PM, Rabidhorn said:

Aggy is rebuilding from their almost 4th place finish last season, they will be lucky to be 6-6, 7-5 will be a great season for them.

Wrong. They will win 7 minimum with their scheduled.

What are you guys talking about?  They play an SEC schedule.  And on top of that, an SEC WEST schedule...so it's the toughest no matter how you slice it. 

I mean they only scheduled Lamar to give them a break between Arkansas and South Carolina, Jesus.

[Treefidy 1,507]

9 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

This can’t be real. Aggy doesn’t lie, cheat, or steal.

It's college station.  Read the article, he was arrested for being black in public.  

racism alive and well in BCS, though I'm actually shocked they arrested him previously since the one thing aggy values over conformity is their shitty football program. 

And the diploma mill cranking up to full steam means Texas will be the last bastion of weed prohibition in the country.  The population of aggy will overtake all other demographics as they turn the pastures north and west of Houston into fine tract home communities for future insurance salesmen.  

If any follow horns want to strike it rich, I wouldn't be above a JV buying some land out near Waller and building a giant maroon neighborhood called aggyland.

[Pato del Muerto 53,509]

I must read “taken by a billionaire dinosaur”

[Dennis Taylor 19,358]

2 hours ago, Treefidy said:

It's college station.  Read the article, he was arrested for being black in public.  

racism alive and well in BCS, though I'm actually shocked they arrested him previously since the one thing aggy values over conformity is their shitty football program. 

And the diploma mill cranking up to full steam means Texas will be the last bastion of weed prohibition in the country.  The population of aggy will overtake all other demographics as they turn the pastures north and west of Houston into fine tract home communities for future insurance salesmen.  

If any follow horns want to strike it rich, I wouldn't be above a JV buying some land out near Waller and building a giant maroon neighborhood called aggyland.

Or JimboTown

[texifornia 59,017]

2 hours ago, Treefidy said:

It's college station.  Read the article, he was arrested for being black in public.  

racism alive and well in BCS, though I'm actually shocked they arrested him previously since the one thing aggy values over conformity is their shitty football program. 

And the diploma mill cranking up to full steam means Texas will be the last bastion of weed prohibition in the country.  The population of aggy will overtake all other demographics as they turn the pastures north and west of Houston into fine tract home communities for future insurance salesmen.  

If any follow horns want to strike it rich, I wouldn't be above a JV buying some land out near Waller and building a giant maroon neighborhood called aggyland.

I mean, I read it and it sounds like he was being a cock to the staff and wouldn't leave when asked, then was a dick to the cops when they brought him in. Either way though, an aggy's in the wrong.

[Cairn Horn88 8,502]

7 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Happy 80th Birthday to A&M’s last football title

What a mistake adding these losers to the conference. Is there a reversibility clause anywhere in that contract? 

 

And the “traditions” ... just wow

Slive's incompetence continues to show even after his death.

Secrant not being very kind to our little brother.  Poor aggy.

 

What’s funny about aggy is, they have keyboard warriors on a LSU website, but fake soldiers at their football games. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I must read “taken by a billionaire dinosaur”

T.rexes never masturbated due to their short arms. It is known (for the GRRM tie-in).

[Steel Shank 9,556]

One of my fantasies is to see a stegasaurus ply a set of red-haired pigtailed twins. Doesn't get any hotter. (with pink toe nails)

[Leanderman 2,367]

I wonder how many of those dinosaurs mee maw knew on a first name basis? 

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

7 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

One of my fantasies is to see a stegasaurus ply a set of red-haired pigtailed twins. Doesn't get any hotter. (with pink toe nails)

Why does it matter what color the stegasaurus's toe nails are?

[Steel Shank 9,556]

f-a-n-t-a-s-y

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Happy 80th Birthday to A&M’s last football title
What a mistake adding these losers to the conference. Is there a reversibility clause anywhere in that contract? 

 

And the “traditions” ... just wow
Slive's incompetence continues to show even after his death.
Secrant not being very kind to our little brother.  Poor aggy.
 

Slive stood not a chance against RICE MAN!

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

These are real? Holy shit.

The dino ones and some of the others are penned by a aggy.

[GotThatFire 166]

On 4/14/2019 at 3:21 PM, texifornia said:

The fuck?

 

 Perhaps this explains the limp dick obsession?

[deft 7,059]

One of my fantasies is to see a stegasaurus ply a set of red-haired pigtailed twins. Doesn't get any hotter. (with pink toe nails)

That viewing pairs well with a ice cold bud light I’m thinking

[DanTheHorn 5,080]

On 4/14/2019 at 8:31 PM, Chopper said:

George Martin lives in Santa Fe, NM and he ain't leaving for Collie Station. The only connection I could find between Martin and aggy is that he graduated from Northwestern University. I presume they offered him something (money, space, etc.) other universities weren't offering for his archives.

There is plenty of free space in the championship hall.

Edited April 16, 2019 by DanTheHorn

[DanTheHorn 5,080]

So GRRM says he will not return to College Station until he finishes The Winds of Winter. Now I know he is purposely not finishing the fucking thing, no wonder it has taken so long.