Tell Me About Texas a&m

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Meanwhile back in aggyland...

https://www.thedailybeast.com/syphilis-is-spreading-across-rural-america

[Stinkpalm 687]

4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

One of my fantasies is to see a stegasaurus ply a set of red-haired pigtailed twins. Doesn't get any hotter. (with pink toe nails)

I first read that as “smegmasaurus.” Pretty fitting, actually.

[KYHorn 17055]

On 4/7/2019 at 5:16 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

Baseball, that is, from secrant:

I noticed from the press releases from both 12thman.com and the Longhorn website that there is a discrepancy in the all-time head-to-head record. Texas listed it as 244-126-1 and A&M had it at 239-126-1. I compared the media guides for the both the Aggies and Longhorns and found that Texas has the following additional wins listed:

April 24, 1903 - Texas 6, A&M 2 in College Station
April 25, 1903 - Texas 7, A&M 1 in College Station
May 11, 1907 - Texas 7, A&M 3 at Austin
May 11, 1907 - Texas 2, A&M 1 at Austin
May 15, 1948 - Texas 3, A&M 2 at Austin 

I did some digging and found the following:

1903 - A&M does not list the Aggies as fielding a team in 1903. The original team played in 1894, and then according to the media guide, the Aggies did not have a team until 1904. According to the 1903 Longhorn (http://bookreader.library.tamu.edu/book.php?id=yb1903&getbook=Go#page/n119/mode/2up), there was a team (official or club team I do not know) in 1903, and they were scheduled to play Texas in College Station on April 24th and 25th. I think the 1902 heading where the schedule is listed in the yearbook is a typo. I was not able to find a box score; The Daily Texan archives requires a $20 subscription to view, and the Cactus yearbook archives only go back to 1920.

1907 - These games did take place and unfortunately, the Aggies did lose both games. The Battalion includes write-ups and box scores for both in the May 15, 1907 issue.

1948 - This game did take place, and despite the efforts of Stan Hollmig the Aggies lost 3-2. The Battalion includes a write-up but not a box score in the May 17, 1948 issue.

If I was you, I'd stop digging and accept what the Horns say, little brother.

 

On 4/8/2019 at 11:36 AM, KYHorn said:

Well, the Bryan Morning Eagle of 4/26/1903 says the score was 8-1, so I say we go with that.

https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn86088652/1903-04-26/ed-1/seq-3/

Just wanted to follow up with this because I was able to access the Daily Texan archives. The Daily Texan from April 30, 1903 confirms that Texas beat the aggys twice that year (we also lost to the School for the Deaf that year). Other highlights of the paper include: a lovely, though garrulous, piece on the travels of the Glee Club, there was an unfortunate small pox outbreak amongst the poor souls in Oxford that prevented Texas from playing Mississippi, and Baylor received some modern technology that's undoubtedly still in use.

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[Tex Long 4397]

Take that shit to the Daily Texum Texan thread.

And fuck TSD. Sideways. Scream or don't, they'll never know.

[TrashMaster G 17555]

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Take that shit to the Daily Texum Texan thread.

And fuck TSD. Sideways. Scream or don't, they'll never know.

[msucolt45 4059]

If you want to just shut up any aggy is to just simply ask, “What male sport, not just the Big 3, has your aggy school ever won, during your lifetime”? Crickets/Silence while they think about it.

Edit: They were good for a year or so in golf and track. That’s all I can come up with.

[Dennis Taylor 18821]

I always like the stammering when I ask "If Texas is 'varsity ', what does that make aggy?"

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I always like the stammering when I ask "If Texas is 'varsity ', what does that make aggy?"

Is it muledick?

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

It's college station.  Read the article, he was arrested for being black in public.  
racism alive and well in BCS, though I'm actually shocked they arrested him previously since the one thing aggy values over conformity is their shitty football program. 

Hard to know what was truly going on there but that summary does not red well for the restaurant and CSPD

[SaucyJack 3488]

23 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

One of my fantasies is to see a stegasaurus ply a set of red-haired pigtailed twins. Doesn't get any hotter. (with pink toe nails)

 

23 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Why does it matter what color the stegasaurus's toe nails are?

[Steel Shank 9425]

that's hot!

[markstanco 12577]

If you want to just shut up any aggy is to just simply ask, “What male sport, not just the Big 3, has your aggy school ever won, during your lifetime”? Crickets/Silence while they think about it.

Edit: They were good for a year or so in golf and track. That’s all I can come up with.

They were actually good at golf a few years back, maybe around 15 or so. It was a little surprising with their crappy facilities but I guess they caught lightening in a bottle.

[msucolt45 4059]

They had aggy Ryan Palmer for a while, but that’s the extent of my aggy golf knowledge.

[Henry Hill 3156]

they spent more money on coaches than us. that’s the equivalent of a natty. put it on the wall.

[Pato del Muerto 52497]

2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

They had aggy Ryan Palmer for a while, but that’s the extent of my aggy golf knowledge.

Jeff maggert 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

if you want to drive an Aggie crazy this week, brag about how Tiger Woods' Masters win was partly due to his UT connections, then let them try to figure out what those connections are

you can do this practically any week with any news story. It doesn't even have to have a shred of truth to it. Aggies are abysmally uninformed and will automatically buy the idea that UT is behind SpaceX or 5G or whatever else because on hearing it, their reaction will always be "I must attack this news about this thing and the thing itself if t.u. is involved" rather than critically examining what they're being told

[UTEX90 589]

12 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

If you want to just shut up any aggy is to just simply ask, “What male sport, not just the Big 3, has your aggy school ever won, during your lifetime”? Crickets/Silence while they think about it.

Edit: They were good for a year or so in golf and track. That’s all I can come up with.

Yep.  They were the NC in outdoor track and field in 2009, 2010, 2011 and tied Florida in 2013.

[Jkwellborn 6701]

Yeah they were pretty salty in track for a minute. Who knew that Big 12 speed was faster than the sec speed?

[closetojumping 62714]

6 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Yeah they were pretty salty in track for a minute. Who knew that Big 12 speed was faster than the sec speed?

Let’s be clear, if Texas won 4 national titles in a decade, in any sport, we’d brag about it whenever we felt like it. We do that with swimming and diving already. So I don’t think the taunt is as clean as yall would like. 

[Big Frog II 511]

13 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I always like the stammering when I ask "If Texas is 'varsity ', what does that make aggy?"

Freshmen B team.

[TrashMaster G 17555]

13 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I always like the stammering when I ask "If Texas is 'varsity ', what does that make aggy?"

Freshman girl's B team.

[Leanderman 2275]

The water boy.

[Scholz 11943]

Jock sniffers

[MrPhlegm 3413]

if you want to drive an Aggie crazy this week, brag about how Tiger Woods' Masters win was partly due to his UT connections, then let them try to figure out what those connections are you can do this practically any week with any news story. It doesn't even have to have a shred of truth to it. Aggies are abysmally uninformed and will automatically buy the idea that UT is behind SpaceX or 5G or whatever else because on hearing it, their reaction will always be "I must attack this news about this thing and the thing itself if t.u. is involved" rather than critically examining what they're being told

 

Why would I want to drive someone from UC Davis crazy? 

You seem stupid.

 

 

 

 

Ps. Tiger does have a THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS connection.

 

Me.

 

We were neighbors. We both were customers of our neighborhood's Perkins and Gators. (Although we are not Perkins/Gators waitress eskimo brothers) Our wives both shopped at the Dr Phillips Fresh Market. I am an alumnus of THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS.

 

So aggy boy you stumbled on a truth. Whoop eh?

 

 

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Meanwhile...



Whoop!

[Armybrat 40844]

Even I am scared to think where Phlegm finds some of that stuff.

[shakahorn 1645]

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jeff maggert 

Yeah he was contending at the Masters one year until he hit himself in the chest with his own ball.  Was funnier before Jordan melted down a couple years ago, but still gives me a chuckle.

[George Clooney 378]

I’m seeing there are legitimate Scott Woodward to LSU rumors.

[HenryJames 66052]

Power moves.

[texasstrong12 4668]

aggys will flip shit if this happens. 

 

Edited April 17, 2019 by texasstrong12

[texasstrong12 4668]

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22219]

6 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

I’m seeing there are legitimate Scott Woodward to LSU rumors.

According to this tigerdroppings thread, Looch says it'll be a done deal by the end if the week.

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/lsu-sports/tidbit-from-aggies-on-secr-re-woodward/83078415/

[Tex Pete 20354]

Regardless, aggy will either pay a lot more to keep him or a lot more to replace him.

[El Diablo 4232]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Let’s be clear, if Texas won 4 national titles in a decade, in any sport, we’d brag about it whenever we felt like it. We do that with swimming and diving already. So I don’t think the taunt is as clean as yall would like. 

Ya misspelled "taint".

[SHOOTER12 8808]

16 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

16 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I always like the stammering when I ask "If Texas is 'varsity ', what does that make aggy?"

Is it muledick?

Little brother muledick to be specific

[jeevsie 3734]

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Let’s be clear, if Texas won 4 national titles in a decade, in any sport, we’d brag about it whenever we felt like it. We do that with swimming and diving already. So I don’t think the taunt is as clean as yall would like. 

Problem I always had with that track coach is he's always importing foreign athletes. Take away schollies from US kids at the same time developing folks we'll compete against in the next olympics.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Welcome to College Station, Buzz! Glad you're here. The guy that hired you just left. Get comfy!

[texasstrong12 4668]

 

[texasstrong12 4668]

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

It's just astounding that aggy is the best location evar! and the guy who just left was the best corch/AD/janitor evar! and their replacements are going to be the best evar!

And yet, the Hall of Champions is empty as fuck.

 

 

College Station -- where the thesaurus is pointless.

[Jive Turkey 12598]

 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

So the aggy AD wants out of the "lit" Station so bad that he is willing to go to the LSU athletic department, a place up to their asses in FBI alligators.  

[Henry Hill 3156]

woodward wants to go to a real SEC program. 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Orange&White 5528]

Are LSU fans celebrating that they just took A SITTING, P5, SEC WEST, ATHLETIC DIRECTOR?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

4 minutes ago, Black Cat said:

Athletic Director of the University of Texas is as high as you go in college athletics.

I know someone who begs to differ.

[Dennis Taylor 18821]

25 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Is John "Not Very" Sharp going to beg the legislature for more money to pay an AD?   

[Steel Shank 9425]

Maybe Woodward felt that the aggy job was just to big for him to handle, what with being in the SEC and all. The pressure to repeat all the championships has to be tremendous.

[Armybrat 40844]

Or maybe he has a roller coaster phobia?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Welcome to College Station, Buzz! Glad you're here. The guy that hired you just left. Get comfy!

You live in Tha Station? WOW! Do you know Walden?