Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

Hope they don't pay some aggy-trained engineers to build it. Will wind up looking like a combo of the bonfire collapse and King's Landing in the end.

[Armybrat 41320]

Texas leads 9-3 since 2000. 

Not to mention UT has an all-time winning record at Pyle Field.

Fuck  Aggy and their stupid cherry picking. Without that cheating POS Sherrill, they ain’t got shit except when they reach up a cow’s ass  for grade points.

[DaysOff 8157]

 

I don't understand this.

[flatdawgs 1337]

7 hours ago, Baconboy said:

Look no further than Alabama’s claim to the 1941 title when they finished 20th in the AP, 3rd is the SEC, and got shut out by Vanderbilt and Mississippi State. 

Well, duh. They beat aggy in their bowl game, proving that they were the bestest.

(Really. They did. Same aggy team UT beat 23-0.)

[Hagbard Celine 11159]

Stupid sip.  Proof it just meant more.

[texaslong 678]

5 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas Tech receives $17 million to build the state's second vet school

Looks like Tech is getting that vet school......after all!

 

https://www.texastribune.org/2019/06/18/texas-tech-vet-school-receives-17-million-state-budget/amp/

 

 

A&M is still trying to fight it. The arrogance they have is mind blowing.

[Enchubben 5598]

19 hours ago, Leanderman said:

At 6'1" 325 lbs really surprised the gomers didn't offer him as another guard?

Can’t have the OL outrunning Leon 

[TrashMaster G 18030]

9 hours ago, DaysOff said:

13 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

I don't understand this.

If you are referring to the Kyle Umlang tweet - He is saying that there are only five points in time where aggy can say "We have a winning record against Texas since _____". 

They have to cherry pick their reference time frames very carefully.

[MAUFRAIS 6732]

How can it be true in 84, 85, 86 but then not 87?

They vacate some wins or something? I was a child back then but am aware of the fact that they were crooked. One of my first experiences as a fan was the cotton bowl my senior year of high school and someone explaining why we were chanting poor Jackie.

[Texas007 195]

13 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

How can it be true in 84, 85, 86 but then not 87?

They vacate some wins or something? I was a child back then but am aware of the fact that they were crooked. One of my first experiences as a fan was the cotton bowl my senior year of high school and someone explaining why we were chanting poor Jackie.

Because math

Record of aggy vs. Texas since:

1984 ~ 15-13

1985 ~ 14-13

1986 ~ 13-13

1987 ~ 12-13

1988 ~ 11-13

1989 ~ 10-13

1990 ~ 9-13

Note: they never state "what's the record since 1990?" 

 

[MAUFRAIS 6732]

Me fail math that’s unpossible.


Thanks for spelling it out for dummies with limited condescension.

[Armybrat 41320]

5 minutes ago, Texas007 said:

Because math

Record of aggy vs. Texas since:

1984 ~ 15-13

1985 ~ 14-13

1986 ~ 13-13

1987 ~ 12-13

1988 ~ 11-13

1989 ~ 10-13

1990 ~ 9-13

Note: they never state "what's the record since 1990?" 

 

Or in this century.

[MAUFRAIS 6732]

And that makes me realize something. Not playing us preserves those years where they can make that claim. If we were to win several (there’s that math thing again) those dates could be eliminated like Marty mcfly’s siblings.

[Texas007 195]

1 minute ago, MAUFRAIS said:

And that makes me realize something. Not playing us preserves those years where they can make that claim. If we were to win several (there’s that math thing again) those dates could be eliminated like Marty mcfly’s siblings.

Or if they hadn't of cheated their asses off under Jackie in the 80's there would be no cherry picked timeline to choose from. Let them have their selected time frame of glory over varsity. As usual they'll be the last to figure out it just makes them look dumb.   

[Leanderman 2353]

Aggie math will always, always make them a winner.

[Vertigo 20461]

The more I stare at this, the more confused I become. And yes, there was an aggy sticker in the window. 

 

[Armybrat 41320]

Double aggy?

[Machinator 32102]

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

STRAIGHT TO THE HALL OF CHAMPIONS BIRCHES

[Chopper 17429]

aggy thinks the E is EGOT is for an Espy nomination.

[Scholz 12301]

Should've been nominated in the "home cooking of the year" category.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22241]

It was a really fun game to watch just to see how aggy would screw up each OT to let LSU score and to see how the refs were going to blow a call to keep them in it.

[Deej 77671]

"The ESPY for Cripple Fight of the Year goes to..."

[Armybrat 41320]

45 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Should've been nominated in the "home cooking of the year" category.

There is a cable TV channel for that.

[demos 3032]

"The ESPY for Cripple Fight of the Year goes to..."

Attention kroger shoppers, inside today we have cripple fight. Cripple fight inside.”

[Goofyboy 3428]

I was at a luncheon today for the AHA, where Lee Corso was getting an award. One of the chairs is a huge aggy fan and loves all things Jimbo. The MC asked Lee about Jimbo and he started in on how great Texas is and what great things we are doing and how Clemson, Bama, USC, Texas and Ohio State are great. Mr. Corso made my day.

[happyhookem 224]

On 6/18/2019 at 4:14 PM, Modessit said:

I'm pretty sure the wife would be the Fister. Not the Fistee.

 

Wasn't he somebody's Uncle?

[Nueces River Rat 5739]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

Only aggy would be proud to be nominated for a game that was a total clusterfuck.  

Those SEC! SEC! SEC! defenses came to play......  

[Telegraph_it 3376]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

That will be good enough to claim a national championship in 18 about 30 years down the road. 

[Deej 77671]

So, the vet school posted this today. Lulz.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

At least the poor little thing has a t-shirt on and not a garter belt.  

[TexasMan 11383]

 

[Jkwellborn 7006]

Only aggy would be proud to be nominated for a game that was a total clusterfuck.  
Those SEC! SEC! SEC! defenses came to play......  

The crowing about the sec claiming they got some calls right was laughable.

[Hagbard Celine 11159]

4 hours ago, Deej said:

So, the vet school posted this today. Lulz.

Child trafficking.

[TexasMan 11383]

7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Kid trafficking.

Fify 

[Leanderman 2353]

Gomers have a lottery or what?

[Tex Pete 21394]

11 hours ago, Deej said:

So, the vet school posted this today. Lulz.

“Oh baby, Ewe...Ewe’ve got what I ne-ed...”

[Bash Riprock 1695]

I was just on TexAgs (I know I know) and one poster said this about Tech being in the CWS.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

if you ask an Aggie, A&M pretty much always Woulda Been if it weren't for something unfair that it doesn't control

I especially like the tortured logic of "if only we'd have been in the conference we were in for 15 years without barely ever making the CWS, we'd have made the CWS"

sure, OK

Edited June 20, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[markstanco 12773]

If they would have only beat WV or Duke in the regionals instead of going 2 and Q, they would have been in the supers.  If they only would have won the supers, they would have been in the CWS. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

aggy is really pissed that Tech is having success.  Granted Tech football sucks, and I think it will again this year, but aggy will still find a way to be the middle of the pack as usual with their $10M coach.  Tech has made it to the final 4 in 2 major sports in one season, something aggy has never done in any sport in any season since WWII

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Moby Ric said:

aggy is really pissed that Tech is having success.  Granted Tech football sucks, and I think it will again this year, but aggy will still find a way to be the middle of the pack as usual with their $10M coach.  Tech has made it to the final 4 in 2 major sports in one season, something aggy has never done in any sport in any season since WWII

If one glances at their board, they are saying "Football is what matters."

 

Really?  That's your comeback, you stupid motherfuckers?  Finishing 5-6th in your conference is your high water mark for sports achievement?

[texifornia 58786]

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

13 hours ago, Deej said:

So, the vet school posted this today. Lulz.

Grooming technique. 

[SydneyCarton 49325]

There's no way that isn't some form of satire. I don't know what it is a satire of, mind you, but that can't be real. The way point 2 contradicts itself, letter to the wrong AD, the repeated use of RETARDED (also, Kragthorpe is only arguably retarded, just old and infirm), the entire access to donors. I mean, at first I thought it was a letter someone re-posted but was written years back until the Fisher stuff. 

Can't be real. Someone thinks they're funny. It's not real, right? 

[Moby Ric 2058]

19 minutes ago, slorch said:

If one glances at their board, they are saying "Football is what matters."

 

Really?  That's your comeback, you stupid motherfuckers?  Finishing 5-6th in your conference is your high water mark for sports achievement?

Yes to them football is all that matters unless they are having success in another sport.  Then they try and spout of how they are somehow a blue bloods in it.  That talk came out briefly this year in baseball with them  and clearly shutdown when they didn't even host a regional much less win it.  These fools think being the laughing boy of the secsecsec means automatic blue blood status.  Get a clue dickheads, you have to win championships consistently at something to reach that level.  See Kentucky basketball, Texas baseball, Alabama football.  aggy is and never will be any of those no matter how much money you spend.  Very few ever do.  The rest of the secsecsec has figured out what we knew for years about aggy.  They are fucking idiots.

Edited June 20, 2019 by Moby Ric

[Orange&White 5563]

Quote

I was the one that almost won the closest to the pin hole

That is the aggiest of aggie.

[PencilPusher 454]

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Definitely an attempting at trolling the ag fanbase. Here's a more recent picture of Mr Goodman:

 

[texifornia 58786]

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

There's no way that isn't some form of satire. I don't know what it is a satire of, mind you, but that can't be real. The way point 2 contradicts itself, letter to the wrong AD, the repeated use of RETARDED (also, Kragthorpe is only arguably retarded, just old and infirm), the entire access to donors. I mean, at first I thought it was a letter someone re-posted but was written years back until the Fisher stuff.  

Can't be real. Someone thinks they're funny. It's not real, right? 

Also there's no way someone is named "White Goodman"

[Tex Long 4616]

4 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

That is the aggiest of aggie.

You spelt "agi" incorrectly.