Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

I hope everyone saw that aggy choke job in softball.

How fitting would it be if we hired Tim Walton after that?

 

 

See it? I’m here to document aggy meltdown.

Aggy was 1 strike away from the WCWS. Pitching to a freshman.

 

 

 

And guess what happens next?

 

 

...just guess...

 

 

 

 

And then

 

 

 

 

[Machinator 32102]

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

And then aggy goes retro—channeling their inner Javorskie Lane.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So how many years remaining on that 100 year decision?

 

Big12 aggy ==> sec aggy is

 

 

 

 

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[texasstrong12 4668]

That aggy softball series could not paint a better picture of A&M athletics. They outplayed the #2 team in the country in all 3 games on the road and somehow found a way to choke 2 games in the 7th inning. 

 

Edited May 27, 2018 by texasstrong12

[Gatorubet 30631]

I been drinking.  About to go to get Thai food and more drinkie-drinks.  Go Gata!!! 

 

And Aggie won that Super Regional.  They just ran out of innings.

[Hamttx 421]

Dont care for Florida, but fuck aggy.

[ousux 5635]

Did not know you could graduate with a degree in SEC..

I got learnt today.

[Lhorn 5080]

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

See it? I’m here to document aggy meltdown.

Aggy was 1 strike away from the WCWS. Pitching to a freshman.

And guess what happens next?

...just guess...

And then

What a shame.  Really it is.....

[GotThatFire 166]

3 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

Needs more aggy tears

[Leanderman 2353]

They didn't lose, they just ran out of innings.

[elfenix 34658]

3 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

And then aggy goes retro—channeling their inner Javorskie Lane.

 

 

 

sec graduate? i thought that was just a joke around here.  nope, turns out it's true.  "i'm a texum sec university graduate"

[Gatorubet 30631]

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

They didn't lose, they just ran out of innings.

Tim Walton's presser was fun.  He called himself an idiot for not pulling Lele off the mound in the 7th.    He is correct.

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

Those two losses by the lady ags were devastating, the way they lost them.  For the most part, they outplayed Florida, but somehow found a way to lose.  If you don't watch softball,  theses forums don't do the losses justice.  I think these losses will haunt these girls for a long time.  It's hard to watch young ladies lose in just big games...even aggy....but that's just me.  The guys....well, it doesn't bother me at all.  Maybe having a daughter who played has something to do with it.

[Scheiss Meister 8449]

That loss could not be any more aggy.  Thank you, Lady Gators.

[Longboard Horn 41319]

5 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

 

Watched that today at work and was celebrating. That truly made my weekend! Poooooorrrrr aaaaaaaggggggyyyyyy! 

[Parliament 14559]

8 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Those two losses by the lady ags were devastating, the way they lost them.  For the most part, they outplayed Florida, but somehow found a way to lose.  If you don't watch softball,  theses forums don't do the losses justice.  I think these losses will haunt these girls for a long time.  It's hard to watch young ladies lose in just big games...even aggy....but that's just me.  The guys....well, it doesn't bother me at all.  Maybe having a daughter who played has something to do with it.

I'll allow it.

[Gatorubet 30631]

That was the last swing of the bat at the old Katie Seashole Pressly softball stadium.   Now we have a $11 million renovation  over the summer that will make that old rat trap a state-of-the-art park.

Thanks Aggy

[Nivek 17330]

9 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Those two losses by the lady ags were devastating, the way they lost them.  For the most part, they outplayed Florida, but somehow found a way to lose.  If you don't watch softball,  theses forums don't do the losses justice.  I think these losses will haunt these girls for a long time.  It's hard to watch young ladies lose in just big games...even aggy....but that's just me.  The guys....well, it doesn't bother me at all.  Maybe having a daughter who played has something to do with it.

Go Gata. 

[hookem48 4808]

If they're going to show softball on tv there needs to be a fucking weight limit to some of these cows.

[tantric superman 4668]

SEC graduate?

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1598]

[TexasToast 728]

On 5/25/2018 at 2:53 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

"Yeah!!! Noooo!!!"

That ought to be on aggy's school seal.

[bluto 4980]

In DFW I see aggy friends on fbook rsvp-ing for "SEC Happy Hour"... yes, the fans/grads of an athletic conference have a joint happy hour. 

[PhillyD 1298]

23 minutes ago, bluto said:

In DFW I see aggy friends on fbook rsvp-ing for "SEC Happy Hour"... yes, the fans/grads of an athletic conference have a joint happy hour. 

I would be surprised if anyone outside of aggy is there.  They would ruin happy hour everyone else.

[Gardner Barnes 1571]

I would be surprised if anyone outside of aggy is there.  They would ruin happy hour everyone else.

Seriously. This is another “hey guys we are sec too” aggy event. The rest of them have to think this is a joke right?

[George Clooney 378]

SIAP, but this Dennis Dodd article from 2002 highlighting how Fran was a game-changer for aggy is hilarious. It’s strange though because it comes across like Looch wrote it.

https://web.archive.org/web/20031204135917/http://cbs.sportsline.com/collegefootball/story/5982430

[RomaVicta 30500]

[kopp0e 1135]

13 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

That loss could not be any more aggy.  Thank you, Lady Gators.

But will Collie Station still chant SEC..?

[The University 852]

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

HiHidy howdy ho, will you be my friendsnuff boy?

[RomaVicta 30500]

And this is needy Ag's best bet for tolerance.

And the great Mr. Rogers is long gone. RIP

[ousux 5635]

No true aggy has ever said "hi" like a normal human being in their entire life..

And needs more SEC patches for authenticity.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

6 minutes ago, ousux said:

No true aggy has ever said "hi" like a normal human being in their entire life.

They don't say "howdy" correctly, either. Just as a general rule, it's not supposed to sound like it's being barked by a lunch lady on speed, it's supposed to be slow, drawled, and have an air of genuine friendliness about it. If the recipient is startled out of their inner reflections, it was done incorrectly.

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

They don't say "howdy" correctly, either. Just as a general rule, it's not supposed to sound like it's being barked by a lunch lady on speed, it's supposed to be slow, drawled, and have an air of genuine friendliness about it. If the recipient is startled out of their inner reflections, it was done incorrectly.

Well, I still say "howwwwwwww - dee" to my few aggy friends.  Really pisses them off.  Hehehe.

[Parliament 14559]

6 hours ago, George Clooney said:

SIAP, but this Dennis Dodd article from 2002 highlighting how Fran was a game-changer for aggy is hilarious. It’s strange though because it comes across like Looch wrote it.

https://web.archive.org/web/20031204135917/http://cbs.sportsline.com/collegefootball/story/5982430

     
Things just got real weird and funky and wild and fun again in Texas football. Not that the state sport didn't have all those labels before, but the sun set Thursday with a new set of rules.

Three weeks before Christmas, Coach Fran is comin' to town. The implications couldn't be bigger if Donald Trump gave everything away.

 

Orly?

[Scheiss Meister 8449]

6 hours ago, kopp0e said:

But will Collie Station still chant SEC..?

Of course they will.  aggy has no accomplishments to take pride in themselves, so they must take pride in their associations with others who actually have accomplishments.  Even if those accomplishments come at aggy's expense.

Edited May 28, 2018 by Scheiss Meister
Duh.

[kopp0e 1135]

21 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Of course they will.  aggy has no accomplishments to take pride in themselves, so they must take pride in their associations with others who actually have accomplishments.  Even if those accomplishments come at aggy's expense.

Well, the aggy program is national champions at having the most "almost wins of all time" I am sure...

[Scheiss Meister 8449]

21 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Well, the aggy program is national champions at having the most "almost wins of all time" I am sure...

Goes with their almost Olympic size swimming pool.

[TrashMaster G 18030]

28 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Well, the aggy program is national champions at having the most "almost wins of all time" I am sure...

Well, they apparently hold the NCAA record for running out of time. 

What they fail to realize is that time management that poor just means you'e a dumbass.

[Scholz 12301]

I’m glad they lost. Fuck aggy.

[po elvis 2137]

Was over on texags and they call it BAS, battered aggy syndrome. Some ags want to deny it exists. Others are well aware of it.

[kopp0e 1135]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Well, they apparently hold the NCAA record for running out of time. 

What they fail to realize is that time management that poor just means you'e a dumbass.

College "mismanagement" Station should be the campus' middle name...

[sdm 902]

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Can someone with the inter-trons skilz change that shirt to read "HOWDY, Can I be your Cuck?"

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

12 hours ago, hookem48 said:

If they're going to show softball on tv there needs to be a fucking weight limit to some of these cows.

I kind of agree.  Some of the pitchers could start on the offensive line for 'bama.

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

On 5/26/2018 at 8:41 PM, ousux said:

Did not know you could graduate with a degree in SEC..

I got learnt today.

The athletes actually graduate with a Sports Education Certificate (sec).  Change your tassel to the other side as you leave the stage. Whoop.

Edited May 28, 2018 by Cairn Horn88

[DeadArmadillo 907]

SIAP, but this Dennis Dodd article from 2002 highlighting how Fran was a game-changer for aggy is hilarious. It’s strange though because it comes across like Looch wrote it.
https://web.archive.org/web/20031204135917/http://cbs.sportsline.com/collegefootball/story/5982430

Wow

That's freakin' amazing. National writers have been trying to convince us that Aggie is a "Sleeping Giant" for decades

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[Sejjr 3250]

 

3 hours ago, DeadArmadillo said:

Wow

That's freakin' amazing. National writers have been trying to convince us that Aggie is a "Sleeping Giant" for decades

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That giant must’ve been given a shit load of elephant tranquilizer. Or he’s in a fucking coma. 

More “sleeping giant” fun (after Sherman was hired):

“A&M went 32-28 in five seasons under Franchione and couldn't
gain ground on the Big 12's elite teams, going 3-12 against
Oklahoma, Texas and Texas Tech. The Aggies haven't won the Big 12 since 1998.

Sherman called the program "a sleeping giant" and vowed to
turn things around.

"There is no doubt in my mind what can be accomplished here,"
he said. "I know a lot of coaches would say the same thing. But I
know the landscape here. I know the recruiting base. I know what
needs to be done."

Edited May 28, 2018 by Sejjr

[Longboard Horn 41319]

Instead of a sleeping giant, aggy is a sleeping dwarf. 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Sleeping gnat

[sdm 902]

aggy, always bragging about what will be and never earning the right to brag about what was. That is life as an aggy.

[Longboard Horn 41319]

How the gomers prepare to defend Pyle of shit field on Saturday