Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Longhorn Fever 275]

8 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

He was kind of Old school, but Moses was an awesome center.

 

Straight up. He hiked the ball to Jesus, raised his arms and staff and the whole center of the field opened up. Peter could tote the rock right up the middle at will. Jesus killed it with the RPO.

[Leanderman 2367]

The next thing these farmers will claim to be theirs is Touchdown Jesus.

[Jkwellborn 7040]

The diamond dong maneuver
 

They made the Volunteers T.

[BurntOrangeSatire, LLC 157]

10 hours ago, Machinator said:

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

31 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

The next thing these farmers will claim to be theirs is Touchdown Jesus.

THERE AIN'T NO TURDITION BETTER'N WHEN THE FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE BAND DOTS THE "I" IN SCRIPT "TEXAS A&M"!!!!!!

Edited August 30, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[Moby Ric 2058]

Going to be a loooonnngggg season for aggy.  Which is for all purposes normal.  Start hype machine over hollow victory, get the Heisman talk going for their QB.  I would not put too much stock in that victory last night.  Texas St flat out sucks.  aggy should have won that game by 50 its minimum if they were worth anything.  Clemson is going to shred them.

[markstanco 12793]

3 hours ago, Landomatic said:

If we can play the number 1 team in the country to within 4 points, on the road...that'll be a great loss for the ags.

/double aggy logic

Edited August 30, 2019 by markstanco

[Dennis Taylor 19362]

10 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

[sushihorn 3249]

11 hours ago, Machinator said:

C'mon guys.  It's obviously Muledick.

[BlueGreySky 1082]

Probably sheepdick

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

25 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

C'mon guys.  It's obviously Muledick.

yeah I don't know a lot about mules but I've been led to believe something different about them, anatomically 

[Jshep34 2426]

They are on a 2 game win streak going into clemson game. Dont forget the maroon/white game victory

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[Leanderman 2367]

I shall reserve judgement until after daddy99 has had a chance to review the film of the game, or sober up which ever comes first.

[Drew80 15]

11 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

He was kind of Old school, but Moses was an awesome center.

Though shalt not pass!

 

Oh wait, that was Gandalf. I get those two mixed up.

[po elvis 2141]

8 hours ago, Mason Ramsey said:

I was in tears when I saw this. They cannot be serious right??

that is almost frickin unbelievable. wow. that tells you something about where there program is at.

[Tylerocks 2603]

Jesus,  I just took a look over at SECRant and it's amazing how the Aggys over there are trying to create an alternate universe.  Some of those fucking dipshits over there are buying it.

It's like a bizarro world 

[Jack Straw 2955]

4 minutes ago, po elvis said:

that is almost frickin unbelievable. wow. that tells you something about where there program is at.

Saw a dude wearing a 74-72 t-shirt at lunch (in Austin) the other day.  I laughed out loud.  

[Armybrat 41412]

7 minutes ago, po elvis said:

that is almost frickin unbelievable. wow. that tells you something about where there program is at.

Not to mention the painting on their coaches’ conference room wall.

[Uncle Nate 2097]

12 hours ago, Machinator said:

They just need the white-clad yell-leaders to form a line between the tip and the goalpost.

[sushihorn 3249]

15 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

They just need the white-clad yell-leaders to form a line between the tip and the goalpost.

Goal posts to represent The Jar.

[Dennis Taylor 19362]

9 hours ago, Mason Ramsey said:

I was in tears when I saw this. They cannot be serious right??

this is sad, pathetic, hilarious, and ultimately...very predictable...it's aggy we are talking about here. really should surprise no one.

if they had somehow pulled off a W in 2011, the score would be a permanent addition to their official logo. It would be the most popular aggy-themed tattoo ever. If someone had blocked that kick, aggy everywhere would name their children after him. they would absolutely never, ever, ever shut up about it if they had won- don't kid yourself.  

but... 

      

Edited August 30, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[TexArcher 39074]

Jesus Christ.  Every time I think we've hit Peak Aggy, they outdo themselves.  A commemorative cup for a game in which they got half a dozen bullshit calls and gave up 72 points.  Fuckin' a, aggy.  Don't ever change. 

Edit: a regular season game, no less.

Edited August 30, 2019 by TexArcher

[satyanash 15610]

No comment.

 

[Ricky Butler 2809]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

No comment.

 

Why do you have a different username on twitter?

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

No comment.
 

If playing a great game vs Texas State is the bar for candidacy, is going to be a crowded Heisman pool this year.

Jimbo's just hoping there's no volleyball this time.

[TexArcher 39074]

10 minutes ago, satyanash said:

No comment.

 

Al Bundy once scored four touchdowns against Andrew Johnson High.  That's as impressive as Kellen Mond was last night.  Let's give them both the hiesman [sic].

[Texasborn91 1102]

16 minutes ago, satyanash said:

No comment.

 

Unfortunate he woke up. 

[General Specific 3507]

 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 
 
 

whynotboth.jpg

[Dutch 4577]

37 minutes ago, satyanash said:

No comment.

 

One of these box scores vs Alabama last year is not like the other one...

             C/ATT    YDS    AVG    TD    INT    QBR
QB A    20/32    347    10.8      3       0       91.5

            C/ATT    YDS    AVG    TD    INT   QBR
QB B    16/33    196    5.9         1      2      49.1

I'll let y'all guess with one is Mond and which is Lawrence.

Edited August 30, 2019 by Dutch

[TrashMaster G 18101]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

No comment.

 

[MAUFRAIS 6740]

Are they doing anything to commemorate the 100 year anniversary of their bullshit national championship? Or are they laying low as to not get called out?

[Rhinotx 506]

3 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Are they doing anything to commemorate the 100 year anniversary of their bullshit national championship? Or are they laying low as to not get called out?

Even in 2039 that will be their only one. 

[Dennis Taylor 19362]

44 minutes ago, Dutch said:

One of these box scores vs Alabama last year is not like the other one...

             C/ATT    YDS    AVG    TD    INT    QBR
QB A    20/32    347    10.8      3       0       91.5

            C/ATT    YDS    AVG    TD    INT   QBR
QB B    16/33    196    5.9         1      2      49.1

I'll let y'all guess with one is Mond and which is Lawrence.

you mean to tell me that some random aggy jimbenson85   is not a college football guru?  I am shocked...shocked I tell you  

[MAUFRAIS 6740]

They claim 1919 too.

[DaggerHorns 3170]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

No comment.

 

I was particularly impressed with red zone interception....

 

...against Texas St.

[Scholz 12309]

“From here on out...”

Including all the losses, Jethro?

[C-Man 27781]

3 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

Jesus,  I just took a look over at SECRant and it's amazing how the Aggys over there are trying to create an alternate universe.  Some of those fucking dipshits over there are buying it.

It's like a bizarro world 

So the aggy boycott of SECRant is over? That didn't last long.

[Foosters 18284]

1 hour ago, Dutch said:

One of these box scores vs Alabama last year is not like the other one...

             C/ATT    YDS    AVG    TD    INT    QBR
QB A    20/32    347    10.8      3       0       91.5

            C/ATT    YDS    AVG    TD    INT   QBR
QB B    16/33    196    5.9         1      2      49.1

I'll let y'all guess with one is Mond and which is Lawrence.

Stupid sip. Bama didn't want to be there. They'd already won the real important SEC championship. SEC  teams don't care about bowl games

[Al Czervik 1261]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

No comment.

 

An aggy wins the hiesman Trophy every year.  They just don't like to brag about it.

[Pogo 286]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

No comment.

 

Jim needs to stick to his muppets and leave the football to the big boys.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

No comment.

 

Hey, Heisman voters! Don't ever sleep on the aggy QB:

[sushihorn 3249]

19 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

They engraved it on their bowl rings.  They can certainly print it on a cup...

[Randolph Duke 4034]

4 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

Jesus,  I just took a look over at SECRant and it's amazing how the Aggys over there are trying to create an alternate universe.  Some of those fucking dipshits over there are buying it.

It's like a bizarro world 

aggy truly belongs in the S!E!C!

Has anyone seen the fake "bestest experience EVAR for a visiting fan" letter yet?

[ztejas 44227]

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

If playing a great game vs Texas State is the bar for candidacy, is going to be a crowded Heisman pool this year.

Jimbo's just hoping there's no volleyball this time.

Great game? He didn't even have 250 yards of offense. 

[Billy Pilgrim 2079]

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Great game? He didn't even have 250 yards of offense. 

But as the color analyst repeated on multiple occasions: “he was throwing the ball into mailboxes”

So we can go ahead and give him the trophy.

 

oh, I forgot- he also said Mond was “hotter than a Popeye’s chicken sandwich” at one point too. And you guys thought Lowell Galindo was bad.

Edited August 30, 2019 by Billy Pilgrim

[Randolph Duke 4034]

2 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

But as the color analyst repeated on multiple occasions: “he was throwing the ball into mailboxes”

So we can go ahead and give him the trophy.

If only we had a graphic of the aggy roller coaster to post here.

[Biff Tannen 46168]

3 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

But as the color analyst repeated on multiple occasions: “he was throwing the ball into mailboxes”

So we can go ahead and give him the trophy.

So he's good at Paperboy?

[sushihorn 3249]

9 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

oh, I forgot- he also said Mond was “hotter than a Popeye’s chicken sandwich” at one point too. And you guys thought Lowell Galindo was bad.