Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Hozz 1035]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Some aggy mouth-breather named Jared Hocker has guaranteed victory at Clemson.

Came here to post this.  The delusion extends to all things ag, even their players.  It's especially hilarious coming off the performance Thursday.  The Bobcats were getting pressure fairly regularly against an Oline that looked out of sync. Clemson is likely going to knock Mond out of the game Saturday.

[LTtxfan 50005]

Jimbo on Finebaum in 2 minutes... (SEC Network)

[MrPhlegm 3413]

there's us Fightin Texas Aggies' excuse

Whoop!

[MrPhlegm 3413]

 

Wouldn't fuck his sheep?

[Valmy77 13626]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Kind of impressed Jimbo didn't suspend him for Lamar instead.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

5 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Kind of impressed Jimbo didn't suspend him for Lamar instead.

Odds are pretty damned good that he didn't have a choice. The next time Fisher does "the right thing" will be the first.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

Today I learned an aggy thought Porter looked good against ou, and somehow we just let him transfer. Mind bottling, but it is aggy. 

[squanchy 11]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Today I learned an aggy thought Porter looked good against ou, and somehow we just let him transfer. Mind bottling, but it is aggy. 

Well to be fair, it was against the ou fucking sucks defense. Charles Bukowski would have gained those yards with a ham on rye in the other hand.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

23 minutes ago, squanchy said:

Well to be fair, it was against the ou fucking sucks defense. Charles Bukowski would have gained those yards with a ham on rye in the other hand.

Not to quibble, but I'm pretty sure Bukowski would've insisted on a french dip.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

39 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Today I learned an aggy thought Porter looked good against ou, and somehow we just let him transfer. Mind bottling, but it is aggy. 

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

49 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Kind of impressed Jimbo didn't suspend him for Lamar instead.

I think Jimbo, as a gen-u-wine Aggie, is as turned on by excuses as anyone else associated with that shit-ass program. Again, I expect A&M to turn turtle this weekend and do everything they can to stall the game out. Covering, on the road, against media-hyped Clemson, without their best defensive player? It would be one of the greatest triumphs in Aggie history.

[SEC 1174]

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Liucci’s sock?

covered in aggy jizz, yup definitely Liucci's sock.

[Pato del Muerto 53505]

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

Thank you 

[bolverk 30326]

Seriously?!? Mind-bottling has been the preferred nomenclature around these parts for years. Same goes for irregardless, finominle, and nuking to Bolivia.

[theaveragejon 1104]

Just now, bolverk said:

Seriously?!? Mind-bottling has been the preferred nomenclature around these parts for years. Same goes for irregardless, finominle, and nuking to Bolivia.

Regarded

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Seriously?!? Mind-bottling has been the preferred nomenclature around these parts for years. Same goes for irregardless, finominle, and nuking to Bolivia.

This post is meadoker.

[Pancho 46312]

Those fucksticks really think Gameday isn’t going to Clemson just because of the hurricane.

torbush

[TrashMaster G 18094]

2 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Don't fret, there is still more to come.  Spread is 17 in favor of Clemson.  I am taking that all day.

Taking or giving?  Cuz it sounds like you are betting on aggy to cover.

30 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

*WHOOOSH!*

[BurntOrangeCrush 1028]

It's a common mistake, Cairn. No need to call anyone out and make him the escape goat. For all intensive purposes, who cares?

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

It's a common mistake, Cairn. No need to call anyone out and make him the escape goat. For all intensive purposes, who cares?

I understand.  No harm intended.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

46 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

 

Edited September 2, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP
double post

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

45 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

Look at the newb fucking up a decade long meme.

[bolverk 30326]

5 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I understand.  No harm intended.

It's one of the French benefits of posting around here.

[tbone_ 14448]

It’s all just water under the dam anyway.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I understand.  No harm intended.

Don't worry it's all smoking mirrors.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

So, mind-bottling not going away?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, mind-bottling not going away?

[Pato del Muerto 53505]

You guys are really going for the juggler 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You guys are really going for the juggler 

Can't help it.  I was born under a wandering steer!

[C-Man 27779]

Hmm

[Bevo14 8468]

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You guys are really going for the juggler 

I like the cut of your jive

[Beau Vine 55867]

22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You guys are really going for the juggler 

You sound bidder.

[msucolt45 4230]

Fng aggy is so oblivious to their irrelevant status. Crowing about Mond’s performance against TX State is like Colin Johnson catching a pass at practice. WGAF?

Until they beat a team with a “pulse” all their hype is only reminiscent of being brainwashed at Fish Camp!

[Horndog 2298]

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

What is a "violation of team roles? "  Did he play the wrong position? 

[Beau Vine 55867]

 

[Machinator 32103]

1 minute ago, Horndog said:

What is a "violation of team roles? "  Did he play the wrong position? 

A&M only plays safeties at cornerback, so yes

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Are they magically getting an o-line and Treyveon Williams back?

[demos 3036]

 

Was he asleep during the tx state game?

Because that might explain some things.

[Leanderman 2367]

The only upset is going to be a bunch of gomers stomachs after the game is over.

[FlaBuff 47]

30 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You sound bidder.

It’s a moo point.

 

[Homesickhorn 2219]

It ain’t rocket surgery dude.

[TrashMaster G 18094]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

5 days from now: "Uhhh, I just meant to say that I would be upset if we don't win."

[The University 852]

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Not to quibble, but I'm pretty sure Bukowski would've insisted on a french dip.

he was a bit of an asshole, so maybe both

[Carl Spackler 3615]

22 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Rather mock him for his stupid comments than collect $200.  Aggy humiliation and anguish is priceless.

<whynotbothgif>

[Armybrat 41408]

1 hour ago, FlaBuff said:

It’s a moo point.

 

*mute

[PhillyD 1316]

1 hour ago, FlaBuff said:

It’s a moo point.

 

Come on man.  It's a mute point.

[Modessit 5667]

Come on man.  It's a mute point.

Sweatergod

[Modessit 5667]

What is a "violation of team roles? "  Did he play the wrong position? 

It was his turn in the sheep costume but he objected to it being a white sheep costume.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

12 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

Come on man.  It's a mute point.

Pretty sure it's relevant.