Tell Me About Texas a&m

[ABSR 5,309]

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

Most of us could care less about this.

[Armybrat 40,832]

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Pretty sure it's relevant.

Irregardless, we have moved on.

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Jesus, just nip in the butt already 

[deadshank 24,652]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

You sound bidder.

Livered and bidder. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,262]

3 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Livered and bidder. 

Isn't that a law firm?

[FlaBuff 47]

36 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

*mute

36 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

Come on man.  It's a mute point

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 194]

You guys are all pre-Madonnas.

[Bone3421 716]

Going to be a fun Saturday....farmers lose by 20+ and then we beat LSU

Cant wait

[Colonel Sanders 1,336]

2 minutes ago, Hizzaz Mahdoud said:

You guys are all pre-Madonnas.

At least you brought it back to "Tell me about Texas a&m".  Well done.

[OrangEngr 1,035]

We are all going to be dining on aggy misery Saturday night.  Bone apple teeth.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,868]

Surprised Cairn Horn88 didn't get neg-ed into Bolivia.

[Hank Chinaski 6,314]

5 hours ago, squanchy said:

Charles Bukowski would have gained those yards with a ham on rye in the other hand.

goddamn right.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

13 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Surprised Cairn Horn88 didn't get neg-ed into Bolivia.

Thots and playas to his survivors.

[Mason Ramsey 3,373]

5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

5 days from now: "Uhhh, I just meant to say that I would be upset if we don't win."

Denial is not just a river in Africa

[Napoleon 8,671]

6 hours ago, Hizzaz Mahdoud said:

You guys are all pre-Madonnas.

Maradona would take a fence to that. 

[BigSwingingD 719]

No ragrets...for reading Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Dennis Taylor 18,812]

So bless

[Texas007 195]

I could care less

[TrashMaster G 17,551]

9 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Surprised Cairn Horn88 didn't get neg-ed into Bolivian.

Fify

[deadshank 24,652]

I went over this thread with a fine tooth and comb.  No reason for Cairnhorn to be neg-ed to Bolabia. 

[ztejas 43,418]

15 minutes ago, deadshank said:

I went over this thread with a fine tooth and comb.  No reason for Cairnhorn to be neg-ed to Bolabia. 

Why are we still talking about this? It's water under the fridge. Let it go. 

[Magus Ossis 2,798]

I would of stopped singing about it but I cant.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Y'all need to leave Cairn alone; he was just trying to protect the integrity of our language. Not everyone is willing to stick their neck on a limb like that.

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

14 hours ago, C-Man said:

Hmm

Someone needs to point out to Paul that no one, absolutely no one, has ever asked him to ever be part of an actual search committee to select a head coach at any level.

i think the level of respect for Paul Finebaum’s opinion has been long established. 

[Valmy77 13,226]

What was Finnebaum saying he would pick Jimbo over Dabo for?

[SubliminalHorn 6,786]

15 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The verb to boggle, a great term that is no longer very common in everyday conversation, means "to overwhelm or bewilder." Mind-boggling occurs when a mind is overwhelmed; mind-bottling occurs when friends aren't kind enough to correct other friends on their improper use of common English phrases.

Bless your heart

[utee94 15,811]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

What was Finnebaum saying he would pick Jimbo over Dabo for?

Playing The Gimp in a Pulp Fiction reboot.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

What was Finnebaum saying he would pick Jimbo over Dabo for?

Well, obviously not pool volleyball.

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

5 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

What was Finnebaum saying he would pick Jimbo over Dabo for?

Mule dick?

[South Austin 52,463]

35 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

What was Finnebaum saying he would pick Jimbo over Dabo for?

Cuckholdry. 

[atomheartbevo 89,649]

11 hours ago, Bone3421 said:

Going to be a fun Saturday....farmers lose by 20+ and then we beat LSU

Cant wait

All over East Texas, there will be so many cries of "NOOOO!!!", but most will hear nothing but "BAAAA!!!"

[C-Man 27,214]

What was Finnebaum saying he would pick Jimbo over Dabo for?

SEC Nation and radio host Paul Finebaum certainly raised some eyebrows Monday when he said he would take Texas A&M coach Jimbo Fisher over Clemson coach Dabo Swinney.
Talking on the Paul Finebaum Show, Finebaum began by praising Fisher, who appeared on the show just before.
“I really believe Jimbo Fisher is one of the great coaches of the last generation,” Finebaum said. “Dabo Swinney is a great coach, but is Dabo Swinney a great coach or does he have a great staff? By the way, it’s all part of the same umbrella, but as a singular coach, I’ll take Jimbo.”

[Armybrat 40,832]

44 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

What was Finnebaum saying he would pick Jimbo over Dabo for?

There is no “over” with Jimbo, except his marriage.... and his rating.

['stache 21,802]

I checked in for preliminary aggy tears, then all the sudden I saw grammer police.

[bigcigar 1,164]

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I checked in for preliminary aggy tears, then all the sudden I saw grammer police.

*grammar

['stache 21,802]

Just now, bigcigar said:

*grammar

Oh yeah, like the cracker. Thanks.

[PencilPusher 454]

14 minutes ago, C-Man said:

SEC Nation and radio host Paul Finebaum certainly raised some eyebrows Monday when he said he would take Texas A&M coach Jimbo Fisher over Clemson coach Dabo Swinney.
Talking on the Paul Finebaum Show, Finebaum began by praising Fisher, who appeared on the show just before.
“I really believe Jimbo Fisher is one of the great coaches of the last generation,” Finebaum said. “Dabo Swinney is a great coach, but is Dabo Swinney a great coach or does he have a great staff? By the way, it’s all part of the same umbrella, but as a singular coach, I’ll take Jimbo.” 

That is some Skip Bayless level trolling there.....no way he says that if Dabo were at Bammer.....or any other SEC school.

[Tex Long 4,384]

But Dabo were at Bammer, as a walk-on.

And where was Jimbo?

[HtownHorn 14,677]

It is amazing. These fucks care more about the Texas-LSU game than the aggy-Clemson game. I was listening to First Team on Sirius, and the last 2 calls they took were both aggy complaining about the Texas hype. Maybe they know deep down, aggy is about to get beat badly, so they are adjusting their weekend accordingly.

[Goofyboy 3,278]

I’ve had more than one aggy state that Texas is not back and is overrated and then they talk about their upcoming quality losses.

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

12 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It is amazing. These fucks care more about the Texas-LSU game than the aggy-Clemson game. I was listening to First Team on Sirius, and the last 2 calls they took were both aggy complaining about the Texas hype. Maybe they know deep down, aggy is about to get beat badly, so they are adjusting their weekend accordingly.

The essence of the aggy experience throughout life is subservience. Knowing their weekend will result in continued subservience thrills each and every aggy. 

This weekend will deliver the experience every aggy is trained to seek. They will lose, they will insist they were oh so close to winning, and they will fulfill their life’s role of being subservient. 

For an aggy, it doesn’t get any better than what they will experience this weekend.

Which is why so many Texans mock and deride aggys. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,899]

42 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

There is no “over” with Jimbo, except his marriage.... and his rating.

don't forget paid.

[Vertigo 20,276]

25 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

But Dabo were at Bammer, as a walk-on.

And where was Jimbo?

Stuffed in a locker near home room. 

[Scholz 11,942]

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

What was Finnebaum saying he would pick Jimbo over Dabo for?

Best impression of Boomhauer on Adderall?

[Orange&White 5,522]

4 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

What was Finnebaum saying he would pick Jimbo over Dabo for?

To reinforce the pea-brained thoughts of his SEC listeners and to generate more publicity for himself with everyone else in the country by being intentionally contrarian?

['stache 21,802]

Oh shit, I thought the aggy band dick formation was shopped. It’s real, LOL!!!!

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

4 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Excuses when Texas beats LSU this weekend from aggy:

I'll start:

Refs were paid off

ESiPN fixed it

We beat them too

They didn't care about winning a big game on a very big stage before a national tv audience and with national championship implications.

If it wasn't a S!E!C! game against national powerhouses such as Vanderbilt, Arkansas, Kentucky, South Carolina, Tennessee, it just doesn't matter.

Edited September 3, 2019 by Randolph Duke

[Lhorn 4,913]

I’ve had more than one aggy state that Texas is not back and is overrated and then they talk about their upcoming quality losses.

Lemme guess.... they theorize that a legitimate case could be made that their ranking should be: number of losses +1.


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7 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

It is amazing. These fucks care more about the Texas-LSU game than the aggy-Clemson game. I was listening to First Team on Sirius, and the last 2 calls they took were both aggy complaining about the Texas hype. Maybe they know deep down, aggy is about to get beat badly, so they are adjusting their weekend accordingly.

They hope to add a real victory to their guaranteed moral victory.

[Knoxtnhorn 5,974]

Finebaum actually went to Tennessee.  His Bama cuck game is strong, hence his affinity for Dumbo "cuckhold" Fisher.