Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Scholz 11938]

Whatever makes those idiots mad, I’m all for. Take away their homo bubbles. Good. 

[Bevo14 8283]

Yeah what are these fuckin bubbles about? Is that a euphemism for sheep? They can't bring their sheep to the game?

[Knoxtnhorn 5966]

It's a euphemism for thin skinned bitchassedness that cracks at the first sign of pressure.

[mr. sunshine 2824]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

But we did let you bring your shine box 

[Knoxtnhorn 5966]

Awww.  Bubbles, sheep, and jizz jars are illegal in Disch-Falk.  Poor babies.

[Redneck Mutha 7941]

Hunnert year decision because no bubbles allowed at DF?  That seems normal.  

[texifornia 56594]

Well alright that's pretty dang funny

 

[kopp0e 1135]

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

Whatever makes those idiots mad, I’m all for. Take away their homo bubbles. Good. 

[Guest]

Texags:  Is Childress a Top 10 Corch?

 

of course he is...

 

In the SEC.

[flatdawgs 1274]

Hubris, thy name is aggy.

[Panama Red 63]

I was hoping they would beat IU so we could be the ones to knock them out. Oh well, poooooooooooor agggyyyyyyyy

[TexasMan 10838]

"we were better for 8 innings"

 

lmaoooo I can't wait for texaggy radio tomorrow. I need some Looch, Gabe, and Brauny tears after they were talking so much shit last week. 

[Scholz 11938]

Another year, aggy winning exactly jack shit...

[Lhorn 4904]

They've had a rough few days what with the tough loss to UF in softball, getting taken out by OSU (I think) in golf and now this.

It's really a shame......

[happyhookem 224]

Pitard, thy hast been hoisted. Poooooor aggggggggggggy.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21784]

lmaoooo I can't wait for texaggy radio tomorrow. I need some Looch, Gabe, and Brauny tears after they were talking so much shit last week. 

I would expect that you will some version of this post

 

With some of this thrown in for good measure

[Longboard Horn 40198]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Another year, aggy winning exactly jack shit...

aggy has to have the national championship for most false claims.

[Longboard Horn 40198]

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"we were better for 8 innings"

 

lmaoooo I can't wait for texaggy radio tomorrow. I need some Looch, Gabe, and Brauny tears after they were talking so much shit last week. 

Better for 8 innings? Are you fucking kidding me? The aggy delusion is uncanny.

[Bevojoe 44]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Another year, aggy winning exactly jack shit...

Goddamn right!!

[Victor Lazlo 1773]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I would expect that you will some version of this post

 

With some of this thrown in for good measure

The delusion is real. 

i feel for their sanity. 

[Bevo14 8283]

Could've won on their field and they'd still find  a  way to rationalize their superiority with aggy logic.

[DigglerontheHoof 21098]

Aggy is the Moral Victory Champs....79 years in a row.

[Leanderman 2271]

Some one needs to open a hill country winery just for the gomers. They could call is "Sour Grapes Winery"

[kopp0e 1135]

8 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"we were better for 8 innings"

 

lmaoooo I can't wait for texaggy radio tomorrow. I need some Looch, Gabe, and Brauny tears after they were talking so much shit last week. 

The story of aggy life, "if only there were only 8 innings in life we never lose"...

[Randolph Duke 4034]

7 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Some one needs to open a hill country winery just for the gomers. They could call is "Sour Grapes Winery"

If it was sold in 12oz bottles with a big SEC logo on the label, you know those gomers would make it wildly successful 

[texaslong 678]

9 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"we were better for 8 innings"

 

lmaoooo I can't wait for texaggy radio tomorrow. I need some Looch, Gabe, and Brauny tears after they were talking so much shit last week. 

Let me tell you about a story of a group of aggy SEC baseball players that wouldn't quit.

[sdm 847]

9 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"we were better for 8 innings"

 

lmaoooo I can't wait for texaggy radio tomorrow. I need some Looch, Gabe, and Brauny tears after they were talking so much shit last week. 

Leave it to Gabe Bock to try and score baseball like match play in golf so they can claim victory. Bet looch is over in the corner muttering 8 innings, 8 innings, we really won. Pathetic losers they are.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

14 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

It's a euphemism for hot air filled thin skinned bitchassedness that cracks at the first sign of pressure.

fify

[UTEX_ME 4758]

Well that's the 79th school year in a row w/o a big 3 national championship. Poor aggy. 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

One interesting aspect of aggy culture is you can watch their critical weaknesses play out in real time. Their legendary lack of self-awareness and inability to even attempt critical thinking makes them unable to understand where this year's baseball team succeeded, where it failed, and what adjustments need to be made in order to take the next step forward in the evolution of a truly competitive program.

Instead, they rationalize their failures, comically attribute their shortcomings to farcical conspiracies, and insist their current team embodied greatness at the highest level. If they could only add in the worship of a false hero (who of course, will take them to the promised land next year), their denial would be complete.

This is how they view every effort in their world. And the best part is that they will never change.

Edited June 4, 2018 by Randolph Duke

[Scholz 11938]

6 hours ago, Victor Lazlo said:

The delusion is real. 

i feel for their sanity. 

I don't.  Fuck those assholes.  I'm feeling pretty happy today.

 

 

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Any aggy responses to Naivar's "SEC ya later" tweet?

[RTF Horn 46]

11 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"we were better for 8 innings"

 

lmaoooo I can't wait for texaggy radio tomorrow. I need some Looch, Gabe, and Brauny tears after they were talking so much shit last week. 

It's hilarious that they get to pick the specific 8 innings they like best.  Just like how those fucksticks do with picking a football time period where they were "dominant".  Pathetic losers.

[Noah Fence 480]

20 minutes ago, RTF Horn said:

It's hilarious that they get to pick the specific 8 innings they like best.  Just like how those fucksticks do with picking a football time period where they were "dominant".  Pathetic losers.

If only baseball proclaimed its winner like a boxing match, aggy would never lose.

[RTF Horn 46]

5 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

If only baseball proclaimed its winner like a boxing match, aggy would never lose.

Eh, they'd still find a way to run out of time.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

11 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"we were better for 8 innings"

 

lmaoooo I can't wait for texaggy radio tomorrow. I need some Looch, Gabe, and Brauny tears after they were talking so much shit last week. 

Both teams scored zero in 4 innings.

[Scholz 11938]

9 hours ago, Lhorn said:

They've had a rough few days what with the tough loss to UF in softball, getting taken out by OSU (I think) in golf and now this.

It's really a shame......

 

 

[Horndog 2219]

11 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"we were better for 8 innings"

 

 

 

Actually, they were only better for 4 innings.

[Noah Fence 480]

24 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Both teams scored zero in 4 innings.

Advantage aggy

[UT Lawnghorn 758]

28 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Both teams scored zero in 4 innings.

Well yeah, but aggy had more grit and want to in those four innings, so they were the real winners. 

[Scholz 11938]

If you don't give up 9 runs in an inning, you automatically win it. Duh ya stupid GD sip.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

McRaven officially stepped down as UT System Chancellor last Thursday. Faulkner is interim until the new person is announced. So far, Faulkner has been on the job two days.

Cue the aggy bleating "They can't find anyone to take the job. Turned down by everyone."

I wish they would just make the damned announcement. Bring the drummer boy back to Texas.

 

 

 

[Hanrahan 1306]

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

Both teams scored zero in 4 innings.

I know.  That's how aggy won the game 4-1.

[Modessit 5597]

Near the end of the Texas-aggy game, I told the wife I was going to the store after the game and asked if her and the kids wanted to come along. They did.

 

So we're watching the top of the 9th and it's taking a while. The wife asks why it's taking so long and I say, "Because aggy sucks and can't get us out." Finally finish the top of the 9th and I shut it off and say "Let's go."

 

We get the kids loaded into their car seats and head out. I turn the radio on to listen to the end and hear Craig Way say, "...throws to first and that'll do it! Longhorns win..."

 

Wife: Is it over?

 

Me: Yep.

 

Wife: Wow, that was fast! It's only been like 2 seconds since we shut the TV off!

 

Me: I told you - aggy sucks.

 

 

[texaslong 678]

6 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

Well that's the 79th school year in a row w/o a big 3 national championship. Poor aggy. 

I guess baseball didn’t get the notice that Jimbo was hired. The Jimbo effect should be in full effect next year.

[Scholz 11938]

1 minute ago, texaslong said:

The Jimbo effect should be in full effect next year.

Zero big 3 titles with an even worse ROI?

[Knoxtnhorn 5966]

I'm still chortling at "homo bubbles".  Aggy will be in their room .... doing homo things.

[Cairn Horn88 8242]

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Better for 8 innings? Are you fucking kidding me? The aggy delusion is uncanny.

Sure they were:

aggy held IU scoreless for 8 innings

aggy scored 7 runs on 17 hits, including 8 doubles

aggy gave up 9 runs in 1st inning, ultimately losing 9-7

Now do you see how they were better for those last 8 innings.  Whoop! 

[Cairn Horn88 8242]

8 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Some one needs to open a hill country winery just for the gomers. They could call is "Sour Grapes Winery"

You do mean "Sour Grapes Whinery",  don't you?

[Randolph Duke 4034]

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Sure they were:

aggy held IU scoreless for 8 innings

aggy scored 7 runs on 17 hits, including 8 doubles

aggy gave up 9 runs in 1st inning, ultimately losing 9-7

Now do you see how they were better for those last 8 innings.  Whoop! 

Instead of proclaiming yesterday's game as an example of aggy greatness, they should try explaining how a team can hold an opponent scoreless for 8 innings, bang out 17 hits, and still lose. Only aggy.