Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Eastwood 4394]

Looks like they also altered the headline to:

He knocked out Colt McCoy, but does he love A&M? Michael Bennett sets the record straight

[Dennis Taylor 19375]

he's trash

[Goodman 3283]

I hope Johny Sharp is part of suit, public stoning sounds acceptable. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

It's a good surprise. Unless you are an aggy, of course.

poor ctj

[Johnny Sack 8397]

He's the Jussie Smollet of the NFL.

[elfenix 34773]

On 12/10/2019 at 3:32 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Another ESPN crock of shit.  Bo Schembechler #20 with zero national titles.  And Frank Broyles #40 nipping at DKR’s heals with one national title and being dominated by DKR over an almost identical time span. 

10 year war is really overrated.  those teams went 1-9 against the pac, with the lone win being #4 ohio state over #7 USC.  the losses include multiple losses by a top 4 osu/mich to a double digit ranked pac team, including #1 ohio state losing to #11 ucla. 

Edited December 13, 2019 by elfenix

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

23 minutes ago, elfenix said:

10 year war is really overrated.  those teams went 1-9 against the pac, with the lone win being #4 ohio state over #7 USC.  the losses include multiple losses by a top 4 osu/mich to a double digit ranked pac team, including #1 ohio state losing to #11 ucla. 

ESPN also credits Throat Chop Woody with 5 national championships even though only 3 were AP or Coaches' Poll (UPI).  DKR had 3 over a shorter span of time. Texas and OU only count AP and UPI prior to the BCS.

[markstanco 12804]

They write articles and celebrate players from their self proclaimed rival? Imagine if the OB guys wrote an article celebrating hurts.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

51 minutes ago, markstanco said:

They write articles and celebrate players from their self proclaimed rival? Imagine if the OB guys wrote an article celebrating hurts.

In all honesty, if they only focused on highly performing aggy players they wouldn’t have much content. 

Especially since we are now in basketball season.

Let’s not forget, in 2018 their most outstanding player was a transfer from Kansas and in 2019 no one on the aggy football did anything all that memorable. 

Edited December 14, 2019 by Randolph Duke

[Henry Hill 3156]

They should interview players and coaches from their most recent national championship team.

[markstanco 12804]

Yea and bb season is going well for them.

[markstanco 12804]

They should interview players and coaches from their most recent national championship team.

Like tua and jalon?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

They write articles and celebrate players from their self proclaimed rival? Imagine if the OB guys wrote an article celebrating hurts.

in and out?

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

[Dennis Taylor 19375]

Edit- it's covered in the CR but I know many wisely choose not to go there...just wanted to point out that Tony Buzbee invoked the aggy classic "didn't lose just ran out of time " in the mayoral race. No word if "next year is his year"

Edited December 15, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[Randolph Duke 4034]

9 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Edit- it's covered in the CR but I know many wisely choose not to go there...just wanted to point out that Tony Buzbee invoked the aggy classic "didn't lose just ran out of time " in the mayoral race. No word if "next year is his year"

It is part of the sickness of aggy culture that they all go through life completely indifferent to losing. Only by being indifferent to losing could they have gone a quarter century without putting to back-to-back seasons together with a winning record in conference play in football. Only by being indifferent to losing could they have gone almost thirty years without a single win in the CWS. Only by being indifferent to losing in all aspects of life can they truly embody what it means to be an aggy.

" When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big-league ball players and the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time."

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

[DaggerHorns 3172]

NOW they have the talent. No one does “next year” better...gig ‘em!

[TexasGolf 5467]

With that 2020 weak ass schedule sure

[DFW Horn 6671]

 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

14 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Is it me, or have we heard this all before?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Jimbo is fucked. Nearest Pubix to College Station is in Pensacola 600+ miles away.

[Goodman 3283]

Looks like Sharp and aggie have found their new "non-rival", just like they had here with Tech. They badly want lsu as a rival but get the klan. Klan on klan crime.

Ole Miss: Source tells FootballScoop Lane Kiffin is targeting Texas A&M tight ends coach Joe Jon Finley for a similar role on his staff in Oxford. Finley, who played tight end at Oklahoma and in the league for a number of years, has coached tight ends at Missouri and A&M the past few seasons.

Edited December 19, 2019 by Goodman

[Modessit 5667]

But why would a coach make a lateral move to the same position on a team in the same conference?


A: aggy

[Randolph Duke 4034]

11 minutes ago, Modessit said:

But why would a coach make a lateral move to the same position on a team in the same conference?


A: aggy

For the same reason A&M's former athletics director left to go to LSU. (i.e.: aggy)

[MrPhlegm 3413]

anything to get out of shithole loony bin college station

[THEHORN5561 2583]

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

The Bennett brothers look like aliens. Their eyes are closer to their ears than their nose. They're weird to look at. 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

When Lane Kiffin makes Jimbo look foolish next year, the pitchforks are coming out in force.  If they lose to Ole Miss, Auburn, LSU, and Alabama next year the roller coaster will leave the tracks and crash forever.  2020 was supposed to be the Jimbo  "natty" year!  Fill in the date on that trophy from Sharp.  (Colorado may also kick that ass).

[Randolph Duke 4034]

7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

When Lane Kiffin makes Jimbo look foolish next year, the pitchforks are coming out in force.  If they lose to Ole Miss, Auburn, LSU, and Alabama next year the roller coaster will leave the tracks and crash forever.  2020 was supposed to be the Jimbo  "natty" year!  Fill in the date on that trophy from Sharp.  (Colorado may also kick that ass).

I’m fairly confident in predicting that in aggy history, 2020 will go down as “annus horribilis.” 

At least until they rewrite what actually happened and start teaching their fairy tale version of history in fish camp to the rube rednecks they admit into that school. 

My prediction is John Sharp doesn’t survive the year as Chancellor of the A&M System. 

Just saying. 

[Modessit 5667]

My prediction is John Sharp doesn’t survive the year as Chancellor of the A&M System. 
Just saying. 

Arrested for fraud and theft of government funds related to Hurricane Harvey relief?

[lemonandaturd 4289]

1 minute ago, Randolph Duke said:

I’m fairly confident in predicting that in aggy history, 2020 will go down as “annus horribilis.” 

At least until they rewrite what actually happened and start teaching their fairy tale version of history in fish camp to the rube rednecks they admit into that school. 

My prediction is John Sharp doesn’t survive the year as Chancellor of the A&M System. 

Just saying. 

John Sharp is an idiot.  He spoke at a convention full of administrative lawyers back in the 90's and decried the Government Code prohibition on ex-parte communications for an agency decision maker in a contested case.  He railed that as a state agency head, he should be able to get a complainant in a back room and find out the "true facts" without having to deal with agency lawyers or the provisions of that that pesky Administrative Procedure Act.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Lane Kiffin is fucking awesome when he's not the coach of your team. Him butt fucking Jimbo and aggy will send all the lulz 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

32 minutes ago, Modessit said:

 

 

Arrested for fraud and theft of government funds related to Hurricane Harvey relief?

 

Nope. Just for being the aggy he is. 

[DeadArmadillo 907]

Crazy thing is that 247 aggie is about 10x more realistic than texags aggie

[Homesickhorn 2221]

Lane Kiffin is fucking awesome when he's not the coach of your team. Him butt fucking Jimbo and aggy will send all the lulz 

Agreed. But I’d like to step back from this aggy/Ole Miss rivalry talk. That shit won’t happen. Our out of state rival has predominantly always been LSU.

 

 

*When it’s not Memphis.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

18 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Agreed. But I’d like to step back from this aggy/Ole Miss rivalry talk. That shit won’t happen. Our out of state rival has predominantly always been LSU.

 

 

*When it’s not Memphis.

Aggy will never be your rival, they'll just be lepers who beg for attention 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Nobody wants to be rivals with aggy.  I am glad they left with their 100 year fucked up decision.    

[TexasMan 11464]

 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

When Lane Kiffin makes Jimbo look foolish next year, the pitchforks are coming out in force.  If they lose to Ole Miss, Auburn, LSU, and Alabama next year the roller coaster will leave the tracks and crash forever.  2020 was supposed to be the Jimbo  "natty" year!  Fill in the date on that trophy from Sharp.  (Colorado may also kick that ass).

meh same old same old at aggy. nothing changes at aggy. tards gonna tard.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

7 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

that's not going to get a lot better, either-- they have a better chance of finishing in the Top 5 of the poll(s) in a given year than they do ever winning the SEC, and their chances of even that are pretty poor

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Aggy will never be your rival, they'll just be lepers who beg for attention 

this thread is for aggy. take that Aggy shit elsewhere.

ps why you attempt to insult lepers?

[Randolph Duke 4034]

Since the beginning of the BCS era, Texas A&M would gladly trade resumes with the University of Utah, a school that actually won a BCS game. Think about that for a minute, aggy can't even do what UTAH has accomplished in college football over the past half century.

But wait, there's more...

In college basketball, Texas A&M would gladly trade resumes with... you guessed it, the University of Utah, who has actually,  made it past the "Sweet Sixteen" (something Texas A&M has never done, nor do they realistically expect to do so anytime in the next quarter century).

Unlike aggy, Utah has made it to the Final Four not once, but three times, including in 1966 when UTEP (another school Texas A&M would gladly trade resumes with) won the National Championship. As recently as 1998 (a magical year for aggy athletics) Utah actually played in the National Championship game. Texas A&M has made it to the NCAA tournament 14 times. Utah has "danced" 27 times. Advantage aggy.

But wait, there's more...

In college baseball, Utah has done what Texas A&M has never been able to accomplish, winning TWO games in a single CWS tournament. In all fairness, Texas A&M has only won two College World Series games in the history of their program, most recently in 1993. Their only other win was all the way back in 1951. And who knocked Texas A&M out of the CWS back in 1951?

You guessed it, the University of Utah.

So kids, come to Texas A&M where squeezing your testicles is referred to as "tradition" instead of "mental illness" and you, too, can dream of one day matching the athletic achievements of the University of Utah.

Utah - culturally more progressive and athletically more accomplished than Texas A&M. Let that sink in for a while.

 

 

 

Edited December 20, 2019 by Randolph Duke

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

Hearing this always makes me think of aggy:

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you!

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

8 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

this thread is for aggy. take that Aggy shit elsewhere.

ps why you attempt to insult lepers?

True. Lepers at least have a chance at life 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

True. Lepers at least have a chance at life 

not if the Leper Colony gets to the I.C.B.M. complex at Kotloss.

[Gatorubet 30783]

On 12/8/2019 at 8:37 PM, mdleast said:

Some know their place

Gata has won all three.  Two in the same year, and a back-to-back, and all since 2006.    So there is that.

[TheMailBox357 213]

 

[Leanderman 2373]

One of my friends on Facebook was talking about how their grandchild was recently accept into a and m. One of their friends posted in response, "How much harder it was to get into that great university these days". I almost spit out a mouthful of Jameson on my computer screen.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

One of my friends on Facebook was talking about how their grandchild was recently accept into a and m. One of their friends posted in response, "How much harder it was to get into that great university these days". I almost spit out a mouthful of Jameson on my computer screen.

aggys think because they struggled getting through Blinn and A&M that they are difficult schools for others. A&M’s a fucking trade school. No trade school is academically rigorous.