Tell Me About Texas a&m

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

no see Billy is in on the joke! 

oh jokes, Billy gets those!

[Bevo14 8374]

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

What jokes? It was a good video about one of our top commits. Thanks, Billy!

[ousux 5602]

Where are they going to get all those trees from?

Idk, but does it really matter? They'll all be gone when it comes time to build that overgrown camp fire..

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

On 2/28/2020 at 3:11 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, Leon is now a portal pussy?

 

[TreatyOak 16420]

[Elmer_Fudd 22316]

It's that time of year where aggy baseball actually starts playing a team with a pulse.  After a 10-0 start playing the likes of Army, Prairie View, Incarnate Ward, ect., they played Illinois last night and got shutout 1-0 and are currently getting blasted by UCLA 10-2.

[Tex Pete 20464]

8 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

We don’t think illegal recruiting is funny, Bildo. 

[Pato del Muerto 52596]

21 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

It's that time of year where aggy baseball actually starts playing a team with a pulse.  After a 10-0 start playing the likes of Army, Prairie View, Incarnate Ward, ect., they played Illinois last night and got shutout 1-0 and are currently getting blasted by UCLA 10-2.

Normally they find a way to play 20 home games before they face a team with a pulse. 

[markstanco 12608]

On dabo per texags: He is not about to venture to the deep end and big boy football."

Let's look at this. Big boy football is the sec. The little 12 or dumpster fire or whatever it is called per texags, yet when was the last time aggy won it?

It is an absolute badge of honor to them to get their asses beat in the sec. They are more proud of losing in the sec than winning in the big 12 or back in the day of the southwest conference. They are the only school in america who cling to a conference logo more than their own school logo. Amazing, but not amazing knowing who these dipshits are.

[markstanco 12608]

Adding to that... does oregon state or Indiana or Maryland or Rutgers print shirts with GIANT conference logos on shirts for sale? What about boston college with giant acc logo shirts? Georgetown with big east logos?

[markstanco 12608]

Oh, and that is absolutely the most embarrassing shirt in the history of shirts. Yet, it is for sale and apparently the sales are good enough to keep it on the website. SEC logo on the front, your school on the back.

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

“Banned from posting-Staff 

Only positive posts please”

Comments on texags about their lackluster baseball games this weekend.  

[nnm 36623]

14 hours ago, ousux said:

On 2/25/2020 at 9:26 AM, Beau Vine said:

Where are they going to get all those trees from?

Idk, but does it really matter? They'll all be gone when it comes time to build that overgrown funeral pyre..

FIFY

[futureman 22543]

13 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

 

good.  we need some more goddamn linebackers. 

[Bevo14 8374]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

good.  we need some more goddamn linebackers. 

more like a very undersized nose tackle or maybe a sumo wrestler

Edited March 1, 2020 by Bevo14

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

53 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

more like a very undersized nose tackle or maybe a sumo wrestler

A good sumo is actually really quick. Probably a much better shuttle time than Leon.

[Armybrat 40906]

17 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

A good sumo is actually really quick. Probably a much better shuttle time than Leon.

Correct. Those big dudes aren’t easy pushovers either.

[Bevo14 8374]

35 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

A good sumo is actually really quick. Probably a much better shuttle time than Leon.

Ok fine, but he's at least fast enough to play backup Surly poster.

[BladeRunnerRock 33]

11 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

“Banned from posting-Staff 

Only positive posts please”

Comments on texags about their lackluster baseball games this weekend.  

The WTF look on the faces of UCLA fans when they sang about sawing Varsity's horns off before the game last night in Frisco was priceless.

[Pato del Muerto 52596]

39 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Ok fine, but he's at least fast enough to play backup Surly poster.

Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. 

[Deej 76914]

17 hours ago, markstanco said:

It is an absolute badge of honor to them to get their asses beat in the sec.

aggy is the NowThis of college football.

[Carl Spackler 3504]

22 hours ago, markstanco said:

They are more proud of losing in the sec than winning in the big 12 . . . 

Not that they were doing much winning in the Big 12.  They won ONE conference championship in football in a total of 16 seasons in the Big 12.  Makes it all the more funny when they start spouting off about how weak the Big 12 is.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

On 2/29/2020 at 6:20 PM, Lobwedgephil said:

 

I can hazard a guess-- because he, like 99% of all Texans, cares more about what's going on with UT than with A&M and is now free to indulge his interest. 

Edited March 2, 2020 by SwanderedTalent

[Longboard Horn 40507]

After reading through all this aggy bullshit I must continue to quote @Randolph Duke 

“The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M...”

[Tex Pete 20464]

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

pregnant with wins, I think was the expression

[Scholz 11959]

He's one step away from a full on grandpa suit.

 

[Tex Pete 20464]

[LTtxfan 49353]

On 2/28/2020 at 4:17 PM, LoneStarBiker said:

 

 

 

Edited March 3, 2020 by LTtxfan

[The Gimp 349]

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Waiting.

Just waiting.

....for somebody to ask him to stay.

[mininghorn88 2298]

22 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

He has actually entered the Transfer Portal but his movement is so slow it is hard to discern movement with the naked eye.

[Modessit 5603]

Waiting.
Just waiting.
....for somebody to cut him a check

Fixed

[Beau Vine 54425]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

[LTtxfan 49353]

1 hour ago, mininghorn88 said:

He has actually entered the Transfer Portal but his movement is so slow it is hard to discern movement with the naked eye.

[SHOOTER12 8828]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Wants attention, wants to be begged to stay.  Typical attention horse.

[RamjetFDO 10577]

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

the guy definitely dresses like he's got fuck you money

and a .026 BAC

[Player 4576]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21921]

He looks like he's fixing to get whacked by Paulie

[Deej 76914]

[Beau Vine 54425]

For the record, I think it's wrong to put Bert in the Texags office.

 

[PencilPusher 454]

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'll tell you what's going on..."JIMBO FISHER HAS BEEN STEALING FUNDS FROM THE TREASURY!!"

[RamjetFDO 10577]

12 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

He looks like he's fixing to get whacked by Paulie

Watch your back Tony ...

[RamjetFDO 10577]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

For the record, I think it's wrong to put Bert in the Texags office.

 

Helsinki Syndrome.

 

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

It's hard to believe Candi had desires to fuck other men

[Armybrat 40906]

On 2/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

that trumps El Tri fans in the US.  i've been in person for the urine bags at the Rose Bowl and Meadowlands.

i was not there but know people who experienced coins at Saprissa in '00 and '01.

at Azteca beer and food/trash raining down on the sammers in pretty much every visit since '01.  but not urine or coins.

nuts and bolts?

damn.  that's up there with Boca Juniors / River Plate in the 80s (confirmed razor blades)

Not to the level of batteries inside snowballs though (Boulder).

[Pato del Muerto 52596]

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Not to the level of batteries inside snowballs though (Boulder).

And Philadelphia 

[Tigersnake 670]

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Now, Biff...are you sure you just finished the second coat of wax on my BMW?

[markstanco 12608]

Jimbo reads Surly. 

He is now wearing undershirts with his sweat suits.  

[UTCzech III 2907]

Reminds me of Jeff Altman's Uncle Carl (it's only the first 2 minutes or so, and there's probably 5 people on this whole board who even remember this, maybe, I'm an old.)