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Seems to me that the SEC, old and new, isn't Texas ready... though UT needs to settle up with South Carolina and especially Vandy.  They were a real power in the '20s when UT was last playing them.

  UT Win % W L T
Texas vs SEC (All current teams) 67.07% 190 91 9
Texas vs "Old SEC" (1991 and earlier) 60.87% 40 25 4
Texas vs "New SEC" (Ark, S.Car, Missouri, A&M) 69.00% 150 66 5
Texas vs "Ran Away Cry Babies" (Ark, Missouri, A&M) 69.32% 150 65 5
         
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Alabama 83.33% 7 1 1
Arkansas 71.79% 56 22 0
Auburn 62.50% 5 3 0
Florida 83.33% 2 0 1
Georgia 75.00% 3 1 0
Kentucky 100.00% 1 0 0
LSU 55.88% 9 7 1
Mississippi State 50.00% 2 2 0
Missouri 75.00% 18 6 0
Ole Miss 75.00% 6 2 0
South Carolina 0.00% 0 1 0
Tennessee 66.67% 2 1 0
Texas A&M 66.53% 76 37 5
Vanderbilt 29.17% 3 8 1
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Randolph Duke

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5 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Van Overdam, sounds like he could be related to that guy that killed the Halloway girl in Aruba.

On campus sexual assault doesn't raise an eyebrow on the aggy campus. Now, if he was caught walking on the grass, or wearing a hat, THAT would be a major issue for the entire aggy community.

The hiring of Jimbo Fisher should have told anyone concerned with sexual assault on the A&M campus just how seriously the A&M administration was going to take their complaints.

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40 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Agreed. Also a lying sack of shit.

One thing about aggy culture that really strikes me as amazing is just how little critical thinking they are capable of.

The type of person that embraces that which is aggy is accepting of their obsession with bonding social capital, along with the cringeworthy degree to which they use their symbols and rituals. Their obsession with hero worship causes them to believe that which is aggy is mythical in its greatness and held in awe by all persons.

But their low emotional intelligence and low intellectual curiosity leads them to believe EVERY piece of bullshit they see that reinforces their misguided perceptions of aggy and aggy culture. They don't question a damned thing they are told (which makes sense, as their educational experience is one of rote learning and not meaningful learning). The overwhelming majority of aggys believe anything and everything they are told about aggy "history." That idiot from yesterday who rationalized that A&M indeed did provide more officers during WWII because, in his mind, the majority of Annapolis and West point graduates served as enlisted personnel during the war is a prime example. He wasn't going to question anything he was taught in Fish Camp, regardless of how much he had to skew the outside facts.

A lot of aggy culture is built on outright dishonesty and a cultural lack of integrity. They not only lie to the world at large, they lie to themselves.

But don't be too quick to write off all the garbage aggys spew as intentional lies. An amazing amount of what we see as dishonesty is the inability of aggys to process information and to think independently. That idiot last night lacks the intellectual capacity toi understand Annapolis and West point do not send most of their graduates into active duty at the rank of E-1. He was taught every aggy alumnus served during WWII (all but a very few a highly decorated senior officers), not a single UT alumnus did anything other than actively subvert the war effort at every opportunity, and both West Point and Annapolis sent most of their graduates to serve in the enlisted ranks (with very, very few ever being commissioned as officers).

THAT is the world a number of aggy live in, and if you push them too hard to try to accept any different interpretation of history, they become increasingly agitated to the point of at least threatening physical violence.

aggy culture is a sickness.

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5 hours ago, Zharkov said:

Seems to me that the SEC, old and new, isn't Texas ready... though UT needs to settle up with South Carolina and especially Vandy.  They were a real power in the '20s when UT was last playing them.

  UT Win % W L T
Texas vs SEC (All current teams) 67.07% 190 91 9
Texas vs "Old SEC" (1991 and earlier) 60.87% 40 25 4
Texas vs "New SEC" (Ark, S.Car, Missouri, A&M) 69.00% 150 66 5
Texas vs "Ran Away Cry Babies" (Ark, Missouri, A&M) 69.32% 150 65 5
         
    W L T
Alabama 83.33% 7 1 1
Arkansas 71.79% 56 22 0
Auburn 62.50% 5 3 0
Florida 83.33% 2 0 1
Georgia 75.00% 3 1 0
Kentucky 100.00% 1 0 0
LSU 55.88% 9 7 1
Mississippi State 50.00% 2 2 0
Missouri 75.00% 18 6 0
Ole Miss 75.00% 6 2 0
South Carolina 0.00% 0 1 0
Tennessee 66.67% 2 1 0
Texas A&M 66.53% 76 37 5
Vanderbilt 29.17% 3 8 1

Would be great if this made its way over there....

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19 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Here is something I just noticed, during the 2017-2018 academic year, aggy failed to post a winning record in any of the 3 major sports.

No big deal for aggy....they're in the sec.....the biggest, bestest, strongest conference ever, where only the elite reside.  Silly boy....winning is secondary to being a member.

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9 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

No big deal for aggy....they're in the sec.....the biggest, bestest, strongest conference ever, where only the elite reside.  Silly boy....winning is secondary to being a member.

They are the iphone. Not some flash in the pan phone. 8 wins long term with higher attendance numbers too. 

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Why are parts missing in the story, missing the meat of the story?  Jock itch was the excuse?  Ok I’m all for Aggie getting nailed on this but your hand in your own pants really isn’t sexual assault.....

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The story said he was itching and his dick “accidentally” fell out of his shorts. Girl claimed he was masturbating with his dick out. One guy does this and just possibly his story is true. But right now it’s starting to sound like some kind of “jock itch” epidemic with all these itched dicks jumping out. I’m inclined to believe the women.

 

Maybe they all caught something from dumbo baggins old lady.

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I’m pretty sure Takashi and the rest of the tri lambdas put liquid heat on the jockstraps of all the Aggie football players again.  I’ve seen this gag before.  

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6 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Yeah was waiting for the “jock itch” thing to come back and bite aggy in the ass. Hope they get it no lube. 

Here is what Amazon recommends:

Puriya Antifungal Cream Ointment for Athletes Foot, Jock Itch, Ringworm, Dry Itchy Skin. Plant Rich Formula, Safer Than OTC Treatment. Effectively Build Antibacterial Defense and Moisture Barrier.

Yikes. Even this won't cure what he has.

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1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

"Shared what they wanted the university to know"?

Rather curious choice of words there.

Not really all that curious.  You misquoted.  The quote is:

"Shared what they want the university to know"

And if you watch the video, the answer is "they messed with the wrong girls.  I'm not letting it go."

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