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8 hours ago, LoneStarBiker said:

What's going on here? Seen several of these pics of the aggy dudes kneeling and hugging.

With the other aggys standing around these two, seems like an intro to some gay porn video (NTTATWRT/no homo) 

Yeah I keep waiting for the next picture where everyone has gotten naked and the bukkake party is getting underway.

Also, every single guy in that picture is wearing a shirt that is at least 1 size too big for them.

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Another aggy blown lead late in the game.  Contestant named Aggie on wheel of fortune had a commanding 15k lead going into the last puzzle.  Sajak comes up clutch and spins $5k, so now each consonant is worth 6k.  In true aggy form, she gives up the lead late and lose a heartbreaker.  Some things never change 

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9 hours ago, LoneStarBiker said:

What's going on here? Seen several of these pics of the aggy dudes kneeling and hugging.

With the other aggys standing around these two, seems like an intro to some gay porn video (NTTATWRT/no homo) 

Praying to the jizz jar gods that they have enough ejaculate to not be embarassed

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43 minutes ago, Cody2422 said:

Another aggy blown lead late in the game.  Contestant named Aggie on wheel of fortune had a commanding 15k lead going into the last puzzle.  Sajak comes up clutch and spins $5k, so now each consonant is worth 6k.  In true aggy form, she gives up the lead late and lose a heartbreaker.  Some things never change 

 

41 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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These 2 posts back to back brought the lolz. Well done. 

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38 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

More aggy engineering at work in their buildings.

 

Gallery Here

https://imgur.com/gallery/bAym0

Love the chick trying to lift the Mercedes out of the water. Some great comments.

As a former student, Hey! That's my school! As a graduate of the Civil Eng program, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT WATER. IT'S NOT JUST WATER!!!!!

This is seriously testing my New Year's resolution to cut back on Aggie jokes

Rain? I assume the jar collection finally broke.

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54 minutes ago, 'stache said:

"Aggies, he said, were held in very low esteem..."

One of my favorite lines in all this aggy stuff.  I'd buy a tee-shirt with that quote.

Much of the history of why ags are looked as they are has been lost to time. All we know is they are weird and they deserve to be mocked. It is how most of us grew up.

Remember the ag school was started by the Northern-leaning Reconstruction government. It was a federal grant that paid the endowment and the taxpayers of the state were saddled by the hated Reconstruction legislature with the costs of running the place. That got the school off on the wrong foot. That the taxpayers needed to fund a school dedicated to teaching people how to feed chickens or plant crops was not a popular idea in the late 1800s when the state was not wealthy.

The anti-ag school sentiment carried over past the attempts in 1915 and 1919 to sever the ag school from The University. Remember UT supplied more soldiers, had more training schools, and lost more alumni than aggy during WWI. The 1926 Baylor/aggy halftime fight where the aggy student (Sessums) was killed (remember the farcical aggy cannon story?) was started by the aggys shoving the Baylor female spectators around and then starting to throw punches. The very next weekend, the ags played SMU and started another fight with their spectators.

Move forward to the Rice game clipping I posted from 1943 where the ags were called out for their poor sportsmanship. Then the late 40s/ early 50s complaints about why assholes they were. Hence, the 1953 clipping you posted.

From 1953, we have Bear Bryant cheating and getting put on probation in 1956. Their 16 losing seasons in 17 years from 1957-1974. The Jackie Sherrill cheating/ almost death penalty issue. The crap the ags pulled when UT wanted to go to the SEC in the late 80s (crying to the legislature and demanding UT take a&m along). After that blew up, the SEC then took Arky. Fast forward to the LHN deal that the ags cried like children over. Then how they lied to the national sports media about their reasons for moving to the SEC and also slandered Powers, Deloss and Mack as they left.

There are many, many good reasons why aggy has been held in low esteem since it was founded.

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Love the chick trying to lift the Mercedes out of the water. Some great comments.
As a former student, Hey! That's my school! As a graduate of the Civil Eng program, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT WATER. IT'S NOT JUST WATER!!!!!
This is seriously testing my New Year's resolution to cut back on Aggie jokes
Rain? I assume the jar collection finally broke.
Why would you waste a perfectly good new years resolution on such a thing?
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Speaking of aggy engineering feats, has anyone mentioned:
 
1) aggy-built Allen football stadium
2) aggy equestrian center collapse
3) aggy swimming pool built too short
Yet ask any aggy what the best engineering school in the country is..
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