Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Valmy77 13626]

7 minutes ago, sdm said:

The game is on one of the two SEC Network channels. For AT&T Uverse customers that's channel 1608. Not sure about how much scurrying they're going to have to do.

That is a lot of channels to flip through.

[sdm 930]

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

That is a lot of channels to flip through.

Not as many as the Longhorn Network at 1611.

[Valmy77 13626]

4 minutes ago, sdm said:

Not as many as the Longhorn Network at 1611.

It is channel 82 for me. Sounds like a personal problem. I don't need to scurry too much to reach 82.

Edited September 25, 2020 by Valmy77

[Randolph Duke 4034]

I can't get the game on Spectrum cable (according to the guide), but evidently an ESPN streaming service is offering it.

Not going to be watching it, although I am curious to see if/ when they start booing Mond and "his type." (it's funny how a white man can commit treason and outright murder in the name of white supremacy and be an aggy hero, but if a black man speaks of injustice or chooses not to play college football for personal reasons, he is a "quitter" and denigrated in aggy culture, but that is for another time).

 

 

[msucolt45 4234]

Yes - it’s on the SEC “alternate/#2”. But just for aggy giggles, The SEC put their game, where they (#10) are hosting Vandy and “16” Tennessee is playing at USCe (unranked).

Both games are at 6:30 - aggy pride and all!

[Hagbard Celine 11285]

sec2 is included with uverse200 (ch.1608 as mentioned above) so aggy will have no trouble undistancing with other aggy packed in to homes with uverse.

[Blotto 24044]

about 24 hours from game time, and the slapdicks over at texags are split 50/50 on whether or not they should boo their starting QB for speaking out about racial injustice. thread just getting started, I'm sure it will be a showcase of racial tolerance by the time its over. 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3138697

If Mond and/or other black players on the team take a knee during the anthem, you will be able to hear  the aggy heads exploding all the way over here in Austin. Wheels should be coming off earlier than usual this year. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

On 9/24/2020 at 10:08 AM, Randolph Duke said:

 

You man, post the Aggy pron on texags.  

[Newy25 7949]

5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

about 24 hours from game time, and the slapdicks over at texags are split 50/50 on whether or not they should boo their starting QB for speaking out about racial injustice. thread just getting started, I'm sure it will be a showcase of racial tolerance by the time its over. 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3138697

If Mond and/or other black players on the team take a knee during the anthem, you will be able to hear  the aggy heads exploding all the way over here in Austin. Wheels should be coming off earlier than usual this year. 

Good lord. These guys really do have a hard time reading the temperature in the room, don’t they? 

[UncleSonny 6798]

In hindsight, Johnny Football didn't even need to win the Heisman to capture aggy's heart. Once he fought a black guy who was pissed about being called a slur he was theirs forever.

 

[Blotto 24044]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

Good lord. These guys really do have a hard time reading the temperature in the room, don’t they? 

It really cant be overstated. Aggy wants to compete in SEC football, but they want their black players to keep their mouth shut. A&M's squad is going to be whiter than Wisconsin in a couple of years....we'll see how that works out for them. 

Edited September 25, 2020 by Blotto

[Chopper 17447]

On 9/20/2020 at 8:20 AM, Leanderman said:

How can those gomers claim research for a state agency like the forest service? Do they even have any students ? What is next trying to claim pot holes filled by TXDOT?

 

On 9/20/2020 at 11:44 AM, Godzillatron said:

Actually they do. The research budget for the TX Transportation Institute is 90% or better funded by TxDOT. And if TxDOT ever tries to steer money elsewhere the Aggys in the Legislature step in.

aTm's TTI is pretty worthless too. They're best known for putting out an annual report ranking cities with the most congested highways. Despite becoming some bullshit that article that runs in the newspaper one day very year, the report has contributed nothing positive to mankind in its entire existence. -- much like the rest of aTm.

On 9/20/2020 at 2:09 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I can only imagine the level of graft and corruption related to road contracts

In the modern era in Texas, up to at least Rick Perry's governorship, the awarding of contracts was handled on a very rigorous low bidding system. Perry however significantly politicized TXDOT and handed control over the agency to his benefactors. I've not been involved at all in the transportation industry for some time however so I have no idea how things are today - other than pathetic. 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

2 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

You man, post the Aggy pron on texags.  

aggy porn. 1936. I think it was homecoming week and they were picking their dates.

 

[Baconboy 143]

4 hours ago, sdm said:

The game is on one of the two SEC Network channels. For AT&T Uverse customers that's channel 1608. Not sure about how much scurrying they're going to have to do.

This isn't entirely accurate. It's on SEC ALT, meaning it's not on the regular SEC Network channel and will be unavailable to some folks who get the SEC Network but don't have an expanded package of channels. I know this from experience as one time my in-laws couldn't watch their beloved Klan aggy Bulldogs for the same reason.

I've since upgraded, but not out of a desire to please my in-laws or catch no-so-hot SEC action that's been relegated to the SEC Network's alternate channel because it didn't get picked up by CBS, ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNU, or the SEC Network's primary channel.

Edited September 25, 2020 by Baconboy

[NAVY 6971]

Is the roller coaster oiled up and ready to go? 

Can't wait to feast on aggy disappointment

[tejas60 3574]

2 hours ago, Baconboy said:

 their beloved Klan aggy Bulldogs 

I'm confused. are you talking about the MSU Bulldogs, or the texum bulldogs???

[sdm 930]

2 hours ago, Baconboy said:

This isn't entirely accurate. It's on SEC ALT, meaning it's not on the regular SEC Network channel and will be unavailable to some folks who get the SEC Network but don't have an expanded package of channels. I know this from experience as one time my in-laws couldn't watch their beloved Klan aggy Bulldogs for the same reason.

I've since upgraded, but not out of a desire to please my in-laws or catch no-so-hot SEC action that's been relegated to the SEC Network's alternate channel because it didn't get picked up by CBS, ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNU, or the SEC Network's primary channel.

Well in Philadelphia it's worth 50 bucks, and on Uverse in the DFW market it's on a Primary Channel. But your point is taken and understood.

[Pato del Muerto 53581]

Anyone that has a tv package that has sec network should be able to use those rv credentials to log into the ESPN app and see all of the secn alternate programming. 

I’ve scrolled by them on the way to lhn and there’s a bunch during baseball, softball, and volleyball seasons. 

[El Squared 1855]

4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

aggy porn. 1936. I think it was homecoming week and they were picking their dates.

 

aggy: "2 fingers or 3,  Bessie ?"

Bessie the Sheep: "I don't feel a thing"

Edited September 26, 2020 by El Squared

[WBT 20997]

7 hours ago, Blotto said:

It really cant be overstated. Aggy wants to compete in SEC football, but they want their black players to keep their mouth shut. A&M's squad is going to be whiter than Wisconsin in a couple of years....we'll see how that works out for them. 

Cultural.  Fit.

[Deej 77864]

I think the fractured locker room is being undersold. Ceiling is 6 wins. 

Edited September 26, 2020 by Deej

[sdm 930]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

I think the fractured locker room is being undersold. Ceiling is 6 wins. 

I'm with you Deej, I think there are some very strong undercurrents coursing through their program right now. As the season proceeds those disgruntlements will come to the surface.

[Deej 77864]

1 minute ago, sdm said:

I'm with you Deej, I think there are some very strong undercurrents coursing through their program right now. As the season proceeds those disgruntlements will come to the surface.

I'm gruntled, 

[sdm 930]

Just now, Deej said:

I'm gruntled, 

As am I!

[Blotto 24044]

4 hours ago, NAVY said:

Is the roller coaster oiled up and ready to go? 

Can't wait to feast on aggy disappointment

No lube this year. They get it dry. 

[Deej 77864]

Lubed or not, that rollercoaster is going to do what it always does.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

1 hour ago, sdm said:

I'm with you Deej, I think there are some very strong undercurrents coursing through their program right now. As the season proceeds those disgruntlements will come to the surface.

Winning cures all. 

So they are screwed.  

[Treefidy 1507]

So, looking through guide at SEC games tomorrow...

LSU on CBS

Bama, UF on ESPN

UGA, Barn, Tenn on SECn

aggy gets their own special channel, only game of the day and it’s prime time!  Meanwhile stupid sips have to play the midday loser slot on a dying free channel.  aggy wins yet again.   

[markstanco 12804]

about 24 hours from game time, and the slapdicks over at texags are split 50/50 on whether or not they should boo their starting QB for speaking out about racial injustice. thread just getting started, I'm sure it will be a showcase of racial tolerance by the time its over. 
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3138697
If Mond and/or other black players on the team take a knee during the anthem, you will be able to hear  the aggy heads exploding all the way over here in Austin. Wheels should be coming off earlier than usual this year. 

True contenders in the sec west all the sudden. They haven't been true contenders in the big 12 since Clinton.

[markstanco 12804]

I think the fractured locker room is being undersold. Ceiling is 6 wins. 

I looked at the schedule again 3 times on your 6 ceiling post. I agree. That is beating 2 teams you shouldn't and winning all you should. So, agreed.

[leaf 722]

I have an aggy coworker that told me their might be some fireworks before the game.  Apparently the corp turds do a walk from somewhere on campus to the stadium.  He said that BLM protesters are planning on blocking their path to the stadium.

[TKthunder2 5060]

10 minutes ago, leaf said:

I have an aggy coworker that told me their might be some fireworks before the game.  Apparently the corp turds do a walk from somewhere on campus to the stadium.  He said that BLM protesters are planning on blocking their path to the stadium.

To go around them will they have to walk on the sacred grass, or will their heads explode at the paradox? Only time will tell...

[Blotto 24044]

10 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

To go around them will they have to walk on the sacred grass, or will their heads explode at the paradox? Only time will tell...

Whether a nazi wannabe or a BLM 2%er, there is one thing all aggy hold sacred. Their administrators just need to park one of these along the way. They will be so distracted that before you know it, errbody will be whooping and tag-teaming livestock like it was 2019. Gig 'em.

 

 

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

28 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

To go around them will they have to walk on the sacred grass, or will their heads explode at the paradox? Only time will tell...

Strange twist in the plot:.  The highest ranking BLM member is a blue healer. 

[TrashMaster G 18132]

1 hour ago, leaf said:

I have an aggy coworker that told me their might be some fireworks before the game.  Apparently the corp turds do a walk from somewhere on campus to the stadium.  He said that BLM protesters are planning on blocking their path to the stadium.

*there

[South Austin 53258]

*thar

[msucolt45 4234]

Remember when the “agricultural” school had fake grass for their playing surface and it was for multiple decades? Kind of an oxymoron?

[Irieguy 1059]

The aggy football team is wearing a patch today that says “Unified”. Pretty innocuous. But Texags is melting down. 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3140105

[TrashMaster G 18132]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

*thar

That'll work, too.

23 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

The aggy football team is wearing a patch today that says “Unified”. Pretty innocuous. But Texags is melting down. 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3140105

[Palpatine] Yes, yes, let the butthurt flow through them... [/Palpatine]

[Beau Vine 55887]

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

Texags is going peak aggy today:

Maybe I've missed this angle from someone else, but it's a thought I've had a lot lately. It's not outside the realm of possibility that Mond saw how good Calzada or King can be and got a little nervous about his job security.

What's one way to make it harder on your coach to bench you in this climate? Answer, turn into a woke SJW. That right there turns him into the victim if he gets benched and replaced.

What Kellen did this off season sure makes it hard as hell for Jimbo to bench him and not have himself and Texas A&M labeled as racists who are only benching him because of his politics.

Some food for thought... several players walked... "opting out," but many fans believing it was because they dropped in the depth chart. If Mond felt HE was passed up by either of the two white guys behind him... even as a 4th year Sr... he just protected his job to start the season. No way a White coach would replace a Black QB and risk the backlash.

Hell, Gundy (OSU) couldn't even wear a t-shirt without damn near getting fired and losing all possibility to coach again. Certainly lost $Milliond, for it.

Makes you think. Makes you realize we are getting played.

Yeah, it could be that Jimbo is so scared of backlash that he's afraid to bench mond. Or, it could be that you dumbfucks gave him a 100% guaranteed $75M contract and since he's just riding it out he doesn't give a shit how the team plays. I wonder which is more likely.

[Beau Vine 55887]

Has anyone pointed out that the reason Jimbah's boys struggled is because that stupid sip govnah intentionally sabotaged the season by taking away 75% of the 12th Man?

[ShowMeALoss 143]

Funny thing is, Footwork King, who appears to be in Aggy payroll, had a Twitter meltdown yesterday because his guys (Demond Demas and Spiller) were not getting playing time. He said something like, he was promised Demas would play and that he didn't like liars. 

[atomheartbevo 90670]

On 9/25/2020 at 3:02 PM, Randolph Duke said:

aggy porn. 1936. I think it was homecoming week and they were picking their dates.

 

1870s - Texas A&M invents the condom, using a sheep's lower intestine.

1900s - University of Texas refines the idea by taking it out of the sheep first.

 

[Hagbard Celine 11285]

22 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

Funny thing is, Footwork King, who appears to be on the aggy payroll, had a twitter meltdown yesterday because his guys (Demond Demas and Spiller) were not getting playing time. He said something like, he was promised (paid less and) Demas (accepted less money because he was also promised he) would play and that he didn't like liars. 

edited

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Texags is going peak aggy today:
 

 

 

 

Yeah, it could be that Jimbo is so scared of backlash that he's afraid to bench mond. Or, it could be that you dumbfucks gave him a 100% guaranteed $75M contract and since he's just riding it out he doesn't give a shit how the team plays. I wonder which is more likely.

 

 

 

Simplest answer: Mind is still their best bet at QB.  

[Wishbone 4958]

17 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Simplest answer: Mind is still their best bet at QB.  

QB with a mind is always the best bet. That should be a no-brainer. 😎

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

I totally meant to do that as a sarcasm.  

[Wishbone 4958]

8 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I totally meant to do that as a sarcasm.  

Me too.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

1 hour ago, ShowMeALoss said:

Funny thing is, Footwork King, who appears to be in Aggy payroll, had a Twitter meltdown yesterday because his guys (Demond Demas and Spiller) were not getting playing time. He said something like, he was promised Demas would play and that he didn't like liars. 

“The King” needs a success to justify his fees. “Success” used to be pipelines into major D1 programs. He needs “his guys” to kick ass, but “his guys” don’t always do all that well. 

Look back to his bullshit on Twitter when Toniel Carter wasn’t getting carried at UT. The same Toniel Carter who transferred to Sam Houston and, against lesser competition, faded into obscurity. 

But FK didn’t hesitate to blame UT and everything associated with it for Carter’s lack of success. 

Fuck FK. He sells hope. Often false hope. And blames everyone else when what he should be doing is being more honest with the kids he is working with.