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13 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

That's a lot of words when he could have said "trump don't wear no mask, so I ain't werring no mask.  "/No cloakroom..

After the aggys killed those drunk students, the federal government instituted an investigation that determined one of the principal causes of their deaths was "a cultural bias impeding risk identification." The only way those dumb fucksticks could have made those deaths any more meaningless was to learn absolutely nothing from their deaths. Which is exactly what they have done.

There is something about the aggy culture that makes them incapable of assessing any given situation and determining the risks inherent. This makes aggys struggle with understanding the complexities of viral infection and disease transmission. They simply can't process the facts and identify the risks involved with the current COVID pandemic. And we see this inability daily in how aggys behave and mitigate the risks surrounding the global viral pandemic.

They bleat the raison d'etre of their costumed fraternity where those with low self-esteem are told they are "special" is to "promote leadership." And in times of need, we see the type of "leadership" they deliver. None at all. In fact, following the example set by the overwhelming majority of those idiotic rednecks will get one rotting in a grave, just as following "the aggy example" got those kids boxed up to rot for all eternity.

Those immersed in the culture of Texas A&M simply are intellectually incapable of handling any level of responsibility. It's cultural. And as an example of how politics has propped that place up in spite of the interests of the people of Texas and in spite of the refusal of the aggys to learn from their past mistakes, the legislature moved the state Division of Emergency Preparedness under the auspices of the administrators of Texas A&M University. In spite of the fact the aggys are utterly incapable of identifying and assessing the risks involved with what they are supposed be preparing for. Fucking amazing. Mark my words, many more people will needlessly die because of the stupidity that is aggy culture.

Yet again, the aggys have proven the people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

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This just in - aggy wins bye week. The bye week win explains their bye week rise in the coaches poll.

I tell you, the place is simply magical. Players who haven't seen the field this season grew up in the span of seven days. This weekend, an enormous number of lifelong Arky fans will have their lives transformed by the majesty of the aggy campus. Most will write letters speaking of the near-religious experience of attending a football game at A&M.

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“You’ve seen some guys grow up, I think, during the bye week,” Mond said. “Demond Demas, I thought, had a really, really good bye week. Dylan Wright had a really good bye week. Some of those other guys, too.”

https://texags.com/s/37438/aggies-could-feature-some-new-faces-following-extra-week-of-practices

 

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3 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Wow, the look on some of their faces is priceless.  Even those kids think realize that is dumb ass shit.  

FIFY

The kids might just be freaked out by being in a place for the first time where there isn't a single minority in sight.

Nothing says "pure Aryan blood" like gameday at Texas A&M.

Sul Ross would be proud.

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15 hours ago, Blotto said:

Wait until Cali boy gets a load of these slapdicks. 

 

I guess it’s been awhile since I last saw it, but I remember the Deutsches Jungvolk camp scene from “Jojo Rabbit” taking place out in the mountains, Not a paved courtyard.  But otherwise, looks pretty much the same since I saw it last.  

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21 hours ago, Blotto said:

Wait until Cali boy gets a load of these slapdicks. 

 

This is exactly what I think of every time a friend of mine who lives in the south east or a coworker who went to a school in the SEC asks me about Texas A&M. “Longboard, you’re familiar with Texas A&M right? So please answer me this, what the hell is wrong with those people?!” 

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[mention=1619]markstanco[/mention]  how did you survive living in Bryan College Station?  I went there one weekend for a UT A&M football game and the stupidity was overwhelming. 
Never lived there. I went to the game there in 05 and once back in the 90s when texas was playing there for some odd reason.
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10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

This is exactly what I think of every time a friend of mine who lives in the south east or a coworker who went to a school in the SEC asks me about Texas A&M. “Longboard, you’re familiar with Texas A&M right? So please answer me this, what the hell is wrong with those people?!” 

I was told that everyone has a favorable view of Aggies. They will halp you find teh football stadium! you will leave Bryan -College Station telling your daughter "fuck that Harvard scholarship ,you're going to A&M like all your family should have if we'd have just known better"

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11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:
[mention=1619]markstanco[/mention]  how did you survive living in Bryan College Station?  I went there one weekend for a UT A&M football game and the stupidity was overwhelming. 

Never lived there. I went to the game there in 05 and once back in the 90s when texas was playing there for some odd reason.

You're right. My bad. @Walden Ponderer lived there. How do you deal with it?

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12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

This is exactly what I think of every time a friend of mine who lives in the south east or a coworker who went to a school in the SEC asks me about Texas A&M. “Longboard, you’re familiar with Texas A&M right? So please answer me this, what the hell is wrong with those people?!” 

 

Please make sure you send them to aggypedia.

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5 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I have. A lot of things I've told them they thought was exaggerated until they read through aggypedia 

Feel free to offer suggestions for additional content based on your conversations with the agriods.

Some sections of aggypedia need some polishing, but I think all involved stand by the content and research.

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6 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Feel free to offer suggestions for additional content based on your conversations with the agriods.

Some sections of aggypedia need some polishing, but I think all involved stand by the content and research.

I remember last year around this time I was escorted out of a bar for my own safety by the owner because I told a bunch of aggys that the corps is not real military, but more of a glorified ROTC fraternity with guys and girls playing dress up soldiers. They got riled up and wanted to literally fight me. Owner heard a few of them planning to jump me. Fucking ridiculous. They can't handle the truths about their school. 

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12 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I told a bunch of aggys that the corps is not real military, but more of a glorified ROTC fraternity with guys and girls playing dress up soldiers. They got riled up and wanted to literally fight me. Owner heard a few of them planning to jump me.

Isn't that the plot of the first half of The Accused?

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39 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I remember last year around this time I was escorted out of a bar for my own safety by the owner because I told a bunch of aggys that the corps is not real military, but more of a glorified ROTC fraternity with guys and girls playing dress up soldiers. They got riled up and wanted to literally fight me. Owner heard a few of them planning to jump me. Fucking ridiculous. They can't handle the truths about their school. 

The lack of understanding of any of the aggys concerning the relationship between federal military and civilian higher education is reflective of the "quality" of the Texas A&M education. The insist they are "better Americans" than anyone else, yet they have no functional understanding of our Constitution.

Plain and simple, the federal government doesn't outsource armed forces training to the individual states. There are specific instances and meticulously defined protocols for state militias to be under the control of federal authorities. aggys know none of this.

The A&M ROTC detachment and the aggy Corps of Cadets are distinct and separate. ROTC instruction is open to any student on campus, regardless of affiliation with any campus organization. The letter from the Department of Defense posted on aggypedia explains this.

Texas A&M University is an arm (or anus, take your choice) of the state of Texas. The Texas A&M Corps of Cadets is affiliated with the university, making each and every one of the aggy Corps members civilians (not subject to military justice). A four star Army General could order the lowest of aggy Corps members to do something, and that aggy Corps member could tell that general to go fuck himself, without any ramifications whatsoever. The aggy Corps "commandant" could, as a representative of the university, tell any military officer of any rank and even the Secretary of Defense (or, for that matter, the Commander in Chief) to get the fuck off of university property, and they would be legally obliged to do so.

The aggy Corps was started as a school sanctioned "club" in 1876 with the purpose of inflicting "discipline" on the teen-age farm delinquents that comprised the student body of the college. ROTC didn't exist prior to WWI. When ROTC was created, the Constitutional relationship between federal and state authorities required the state to invite the ROTC detachment to establish a presence on campus for the purpose of providing elective courses to any student wishing to take them. Any mandatory ROTC enrollment was a state requirement, not a federal requirement. That state/federal relationship still exists today. The aggy Corps has never been anything other than a civilian construct of the state of Texas, established as a student organization under the management of the school president. It's a fraternity.

The designation of "senior military college" is a federal construct. Nothing in that designation requires anything of the state of Texas. No federal authority, up to and including the Commander in Chief, can make any demand that the state act in any way, subject to the designation of "senior military college."

It is sad that people can obtain a diploma from Texas A&M University and not have a functional understanding of our Constitution. It is even sadder that there are officers who can receive a commission in the U.S. military without having a functional understanding of our Constitution.

But Texas A&M is not about quality education. It never has been, and it never will be.

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I was told that everyone has a favorable view of Aggies. They will halp you find teh football stadium! you will leave Bryan -College Station telling your daughter "fuck that Harvard scholarship ,you're going to A&M like all your family should have if we'd have just known better"
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3 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

So I see Collie Station on the list of Texas Cauldrons of COVID.... shocking

aggys are as good as seeing into the future as they are at being self-aware in real time.

Shit happens when people fail to look back as the relative success (or lack thereof) when "leaders" make decisions with the resources collectively entrusted to them.

Hundreds of millions of dollars have been entrusted to the collective "leadership" of College Station, Texas. Sadly, they failed to act responsibly with the resources given to them.

Maybe aggys aren't the "game changers" they saw themselves as. Maybe they are just the wasteful buffoons many of us have long known them to be.

Maybe they are (once again) learning important life lessons the hard way.

Maybe more people will begin to wake up to the fact that the people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

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The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services has approved the creation of a $91 million influenza-vaccine manufacturing facility in a joint venture between the Texas A&M University System and GlaxoSmithKline in what Chancellor John Sharp described Tuesday as “one of the most significant developments ever in the state of Texas.”

The facility will speed up the research, development and delivery of vaccines and therapeutics in cases of pandemics or other national emergencies.

The center would also supply preventive vaccine for pandemic influenza, and, once it’s up and running, will be able to supply 50 million vaccine doses within four months of receiving a strain of the flu, with initial doses ready in 12 weeks.

The facility will anchor the Center for Innovation in Advanced Development and Manufacturing in Bryan-College Station, establishing what Sharp characterized as “third coast biopharmaceuticals.” A&M is home to one of only three so-called CIADMS being created in the nation.

“It’s a game-changer not just for Texas but for folks everywhere,” Sharp said at a morning news conference with Gov. Rick Perry to announce the effort.

Perry said the center would bring more than $41 billion in in-state expenditures over the next 25 years and directly and indirectly create more than 6,800 jobs.

“More importantly there will be lives that will be saved around the world because of what is happening in the state of Texas,” said Perry.

https://www.statesman.com/news/20130326/texas-am-will-be-home-to-91-million-vaccine-manufacturing-facility

 

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The ags have a rather comical thread discussing behavior problems within their beloved Corps. Times have changed such that behavior we all just considered 'aggy" is finally being recognized as "legally actionable." Accordingly, they are having to crack down on abusive behavior by the Hitler Youth.

This (or course) causes consternation among the rednecks, who can't grasp the fact A&M's beloved civilian costume fraternity is a social club for rural youth with deep seated emotional and self-esteem problems, and not in any way connected wit the U.S. military (aggypedia is there to help you on this stuff, aggys). These aggys don't understand why anyone would take exception to how "mighty aggy warriors prepare to defend all that is sacred while no one else ever does anything to serve their country."

The real problem is that few aggys have even a basic understanding of the U.S. Constitution (that aggy-level education is failing them yet again). Most of those idiots don't understand the rules for actual service academies are not the same as the rules for civilian frat members wearing fake army costumes. It is always humorous to see them wrestling with the reality that the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets is not a military organization, never was, never will be. They have endless explanations for the difference. Not one of those explanations is ever the cold, honest truth that "the aggys Corps is just a fraternity that plays dress-up."

Why is it humorous? Because of the comic irony of the only people who insist Texas A&M is "just like t.u." are the exact same people who don't recognize that while you can get a degree from Texas A&M without having a basic knowledge of the U.S. Constitution (at least well enough to differentiate between one's civilian or military status), its damned near impossible to even get admitted as a freshman to The University of Texas without understanding the very real, and very substantial difference between civilian and military status. (but they is just like "t.u." Whoop!)

Life is too short to live with only an aggy-level education.

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

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