Tell Me About Texas a&m

[MachoMan 346]

Is this the only self aware aggy?

[NeverMarryAStripper 22297]

We should all congratulate aggy.  Halfway through the baseball season they finally have more SEC victories than Texas.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

We should all congratulate aggy.  Halfway through the baseball season they finally have more SEC victories than Texas.

As an Aggy fan, you shouldn’t want to bring up any sport that is of major concern on a national level.  

Congrats on being the historical Engine that would’ve, could’ve, should’ve, but has an empty trophy case.  

Your entire history is a little brother to Texas and step brother to Arkansas. Congrats on winning some football games and having a cute streak. At the end of the day, you’re still an Aggy and continuously sit at the back of the short bus.  

Congrats on not getting swept this weekend...by winning one of three to Arky.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

aggy baseball is now a destination job for top coaches. lol.

 

"Schlossnagle has always been interested in the A&M job, because of recruiting in the Houston area. It's also an SEC job. I expect we would have to pay him a pretty penny but it isn't like our AD hurts for money. We also would have to improve facilities, but have to do that anyway. My guess is that Bjork already knows who he wants and is working that behind the scenes. I heard from a friend at TCU that they expect Schloss to leave this year

The question is if Bjork is willing to offer him the payday - he comes from a background where the AD typically doesn't have a ton"

https://www.secrant.com/rant/texas-a-m-sports/fightin-texas-aggie-omaha-or-bust---2021/94680005/page-14/#lp

 

 

Edited April 19, 2021 by Randolph Duke

[C-Man 27779]

Hmm — no aggy

[ABSR 5370]

19 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Hmm — no aggy

Middle square is the "FREE" win square.

[Tigersnake 680]

22 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Middle square is the "FREE" win square.

It warms the the cockles of my heart to think of the sound of all those aggy gnashing their snuff-stained chiclet teeth. And that's just their sorority girls.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

1 hour ago, Tigersnake said:

It warms the the cockles of my heart to think of the sound of all those aggy gnashing their snuff-stained chiclet teeth. And that's just their sorority girls.

Since 2000 - 21 seasons - A&M football has had a winning record in conference play exactly 7 times (.333) and none of those winning seasons were consecutive.

In comparison, South Carolina has 8 seasons with a winning conference record in the past 21 seasons.

Only an aggy could think a record like that is indicative of an "elite" program.

Edited April 19, 2021 by Randolph Duke

[Restinmybones 111]

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Hmm — no aggy

No aggy. That's fine but this is an arrogant, DUMB idea. It will kill competitiveness and the popularity of college ball nation-wide and college football surely isn't gaining fans.

[Tex Pete 21488]

Just now, Restinmybones said:

No aggy. That's fine but this is an arrogant, DUMB idea. It will kill competitiveness and the popularity of college ball nation-wide and college football surely isn't gaining fans.

Shut up, dummy.

[Restinmybones 111]

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Shut up, dummy.

Fuck you moron.

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1279]

What are the criteria here? Including Auburn and Clemson and Oregon seems to point to recent success, while including Nebraska and (unfortunately) us points to historical success. Regardless, OU sucks and Texas A&M not being on the list is a no-brainer.

[Restinmybones 111]

48 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Shut up, dummy.

Ok, if you haven't guessed, I've got a bit of a hot temper. Plagued me almost from birth. Thanks for not provoking me further. I had a bit of a penalty problem in high school ball. Now I'm just a grumpy old guy.

[kyleumlang 29]

On 4/12/2021 at 9:51 PM, Fug said:

is it just me or does this feel very aggy?

It's just you

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

Scientists at the Texas A&M University Global Health Complex identified a new variant of the COVID-19 virus that could present a new challenge to public health, according to a statement.

So far, the new variant, "BV-1," was found in just one case: an individual who had mild symptoms, according to the Texas A&M scientists.

"We do not at present know the full significance of this variant, but it has a combination of mutations similar to other internationally notifiable variants of concern," said GHRC chief virologist Ben Neuman. "This variant combines genetic markers separately associated with rapid spread, severe disease, and high resistance to neutralizing antibodies."

So, BV-1 is.....BEVO #1 ?

https://austin.culturemap.com/news/city-life/04-20-21-new-covid-19-variant-texas-am-bv-1-aus/

Edited April 21, 2021 by Cairn Horn88

[UDontKnow 10572]

37 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Scientists at the Texas A&M University Global Health Complex identified a new variant of the COVID-19 virus that could present a new challenge to public health, according to a statement.

So far, the new variant, "BV-1," was found in just one case: an individual who had mild symptoms, according to the Texas A&M scientists.

"We do not at present know the full significance of this variant, but it has a combination of mutations similar to other internationally notifiable variants of concern," said GHRC chief virologist Ben Neuman. "This variant combines genetic markers separately associated with rapid spread, severe disease, and high resistance to neutralizing antibodies."

So, BV-1 is.....BEVO #1 ?

https://austin.culturemap.com/news/city-life/04-20-21-new-covid-19-variant-texas-am-bv-1-aus/

BV = Brazos Valley, not Bovine Virus.

[jeevsie 3789]

1 hour ago, kyleumlang said:

It's just you

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Any word on whoever was doing the FOIA request to A&M for emails on the Sully statute issue?

[landman 564]

On 4/13/2021 at 12:52 PM, Randolph Duke said:

Congratulations to the aggys. This is a monumental feat that I am sure every aggy looks at with extreme pride.

Add (yet another) non-NCAA "championship" to the aggy Hall of Champions.

With a Texas A&M men's swimmer finally breaking through and winning the first individual NCAA national championship in the history of the school's men's swim program, this year marks probably the greatest year in the history of aggy sports.

A&M still has fewer individual NCAA champions than UTEP and fewer NCAA team championships than U of H.

On the list of schools with more NCAA team championships in a single sport than Texas A&M school history (all sports, both genders) are such powerhouse programs at Okie Lite, West Virginia,and....

...wait for it...

...UT Austin.

(I get UT, but how do West Virginia and Okie Lite have more NCAA championships in just one sport than A&M has in all sports combined since 1906?)

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

Over 30 wresting championships at OK State will put them above a lot of schools total championships.

[Leanderman 2367]

New COVID-19 virus at gomer station? With all the jizz they drink they should be immune to almost anything?

[OU Sucks 9390]

On 4/13/2021 at 1:32 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

Aggie Dance Team Wins National Championship

 

Now they have some hardware for their Hall of Champions!  Giggle...giggle!

And not a single person on the team doesn't look like a dude:

[Randolph Duke 4034]

3 hours ago, landman said:

Over 30 wresting championships at OK State will put them above a lot of schools total championships.

I get that, but West Virginia having more NCAA championships in one sport than aggy has in the school’s history.

And the irony is the one sport is the NCAA rifle competition.

Rifle competition-a sport aggy can’t even field a team in. 

Even though aggy prides itself on its fraternity that lives in a military cosplay fairy tale land. 

 

 

[Leanderman 2367]

After looking at the picture of the dance team one thing came to mind...."Somebody Call Jenny". A lot of meat to be judged on those heifers.

[Victor Lazlo 1812]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

And not a single person on the team doesn't look like a dude:

[Steel Shank 9554]

I see a few bitches I'd sex up.

[OU Sucks 9390]

26 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I see a few bitches I'd sex up.

I hope you enjoy having people stick their dongle into your USB port, if you catch my drift.

Edited April 22, 2021 by OU Sucks

[markstanco 12787]

And not a single person on the team doesn't look like a dude:

That's a really diverse group of young ladies there.

[SHOOTER12 8886]

3 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

And not a single person on the team doesn't look like a dude:

I kinda understand why they fuck sheep now...

[immamac 44346]

19 hours ago, kyleumlang said:

It's just you

For those wondering, yes this is the real kyleumlang. What a strong first post. 

[DaggerHorns 3170]

20 hours ago, kyleumlang said:

It's just you

It’s about time you joined us degenerates, you beautiful bastard.

[jeevsie 3789]

No doubt.  This is your target demo.

[markstanco 12787]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

For those wondering, yes this is the real kyleumlang. What a strong first post. 

[Deej 77821]

14 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

And not a single person on the team doesn't look like a dude:

 

[Vic Mackey 47954]

 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20915]

You hate to see it ...
 

 

[RomaVicta 30586]

As to the Aggie dance team, tough crowd in here. The diversity observation is solid, though.

I think it's funnier that A&M won't let these girls anywhere near their football field. These very secure in their masculinity Aggies won't let their manful, manly sport be Sullyed by the presence of wimmens alongside their white clad, spastic, yell leaders who lead manly yells instead of effeminate cheers like those you hear down at tu. 

Texas A&M's Fighting Texas Aggies from Texas are very secure in their manly manfulness!

 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

[Machinator 32103]

 

[Deej 77821]

1-0.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Texas would beat them like a red headed step-child.  

[markstanco 12787]

You hate to see it ...
 
 

His teammates absolutely must hate him.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

This aggy team better play up to their full potential every week or Leach, Ogre, Saban. and  Joey are going to punish them.  Jimbo collects checks, but Nostradamus sees it coming.   

[Deej 77821]

They'll get their 8 wins, bitch about some perceived unfairness, and claim next year is their year. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Their schedule is full of easy wins.  Like every year.  

[ClubWhatever 12306]

You don’t just play home games against Kent State, New Mexico, and Prairie View and expect to go 3-0. 

[ousux 5638]

Scientists at the Texas A&M University Global Health Complex identified a new variant of the COVID-19 virus that could present a new challenge to public health, according to a statement.

So far, the new variant, "BV-1," was found in just one case: an individual who had mild symptoms, according to the Texas A&M scientists.

"We do not at present know the full significance of this variant, but it has a combination of mutations similar to other internationally notifiable variants of concern," said GHRC chief virologist Ben Neuman. "This variant combines genetic markers separately associated with rapid spread, severe disease, and high resistance to neutralizing antibodies."

So, BV-1 is.....BEVO #1 ?

https://austin.culturemap.com/news/city-life/04-20-21-new-covid-19-variant-texas-am-bv-1-aus/

Is it possible those dumbfucks just misidentified a known variant? This seems like attention seeking to me, but what do I know..

[Randolph Duke 4034]

29 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Their schedule is full of easy wins.  Like every year.  

Since 2012, no FBS team has played more FCS opponents than Texas A&M.

[utee94 16087]

47 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Since 2012, no FBS team has played more FCS opponents than Texas A&M.

Their SEC masters have taught them well.

[markstanco 12787]

Their schedule is full of easy wins.  Like every year.  

It can't be stated enough on last year's schedule. Their wins came from teams that went 30-50. All from the sec.

That's textbook gauntlet, and if you disagree then you are a hater.