Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Bill Lumbergh 7169]

Narrator: they weren't.

[Updawg 2261]

Get your licks in while you can is one of my most favorite Aggie sayings ever

They are so dumb it’s amazing.

[Deej 76546]

2 hours ago, Updawg said:

Get your licks in while you can is one of my most favorite Aggie sayings ever

They are so dumb it’s amazing.

But I thought they've never been licked?

[ousux 5586]

I forget, is this a year baseball matters or nah?

Wish I had a texaggy account so I could poll the collective braintrust.

[RomaVicta 29775]

On 6/10/2021 at 10:07 PM, SwanderedTalent said:

there is that Olin Buchanan article (I think he was the chode who wrote it) circa 2014 about how A&M was poised for one of the greatest athletic years of all time because of their big 3 sports.

when you have Kevin Sumlin, Billy Kennedy, and Rob Childress all coaching at the same time, the championships are sure to follow.

actually scratch the names, whoever the fuck is coaching at A&M at any point in time, the championships are sure to follow

[RomaVicta 29775]

18 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

 

Narrator: Actually, they were. They just don't know what being on precipice means.

Quote

If you say that someone is on the edge of a precipice, you mean that they are in a dangerous situation in which they are extremely close to disaster or failure. The king now stands on the brink of a political precipice. Synonyms: cliff, crag, rock face, cliff face More Synonyms of precipice.

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

13 hours ago, ousux said:

I forget, is this a year baseball matters or nah?

no, silly, only the future in which A&M will dominate the SEC and win multiple national championships matters

because now the culture has changed and their administration is taking the sport really seriously

unlike all the years in the past-- during which, if you had asked any Aggie, said retard would have insisted his program was already in better shape than ours, but now can safely be said to be inferior but ONLY in light of the New Culture and Serious-Taking they're doing

they're 100% predictable. 

[ABSR 5289]

16 hours ago, Deej said:

But I thought they've never been licked?

The saying was originally meant to admit that they were always the Sub , bottom or licker, and never the Dom, top or receiver of licks.  Like most things aggy they have lied to themselves about it and created a false mythology that they use to perpetuate delusions of….well delusions.

[OrangEngr 1034]

On 6/11/2021 at 10:46 PM, ousux said:

I forget, is this a year baseball matters or nah?

Wish I had a texaggy account so I could poll the collective braintrust.

They’ll get back to you when they know who won the CWS.

[RollLeft 5040]

On 6/11/2021 at 5:13 PM, Randolph Duke said:

 

[Longboard Horn 40128]

Ignorance is bliss 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

14 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Ignorance is bliss 

Obviously, he has realized just being Texas A&M will never get the job done. 

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5026]

The Chronicle is as about relevant as aggy.

[Guest]

aggy just wants it so much worser than everyone else…

a banner doesn’t really do it justice. Bama made the postseason in all 3 major sports. How many aggy teams made it?

Edited June 14, 2021 by slorch

[ButtFumble 5158]

On 6/11/2021 at 10:13 AM, Burt Macklin said:

Lol what are you talking about bout? They’re already fading into irrelevancy with Patterson still at the helm. Their recruiting has been horrible. They will have to get Patterson out for their before he tanks their program and absolutely nail the next coaching hire, otherwise they’re in for a very gloom future. 

get a huge clue

 

season..recruiting...w/l.....rank

2010   47  13-0  #2

2011   28    11-2    #13

2012    29  7-6            

2013    35   4-8            

2014  42   12-1    #3         

2015  39    11-2   #7         

2016   21    6-7          

2017   28    11-3  #9           

2018   25    7-6          

2019   31   5-7           

2020   24   6-4          

2021   60       

 

their recruiting has been far from "horrible" in fact it is as good or better than in the long term past with the exception of 2021 and between covid and the liberal use of transfers I think the jury is far from making a conclusion on that #60 especially since it is pretty clear Patterson can coach players up so he should do well with their transfers

he went 7-6 then 4-8 in the Big 12 and then ran off 3 seasons in the top 10 out of 4 and one of them in the top 5 so he should have the same level of talent he had (or better) to come right back from the last 3 seasons just like he has shown he can do in the past

he also did  a lot of that coming off of QB issues (just like these last few years) and the major half the team selling the weed and adderall incident.....if they have good QB play this year and next they should be good again

you would have shot Sergeant Niedermeyer the first time someone got shot storming the beach at Normandy 

Edited June 14, 2021 by ButtFumble

[Burt Macklin 18996]

31 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

get a huge clue

 

season..recruiting...w/l.....rank

2010   47  13-0  #2

2011   28    11-2    #13

2012    29  7-6            

2013    35   4-8            

2014  42   12-1    #3         

2015  39    11-2   #7         

2016   21    6-7          

2017   28    11-3  #9           

2018   25    7-6          

2019   31   5-7           

2020   24   6-4          

2021   60       

 

their recruiting has been far from "horrible" in fact it is as good or better than in the long term past with the exception of 2021 and between covid and the liberal use of transfers I think the jury is far from making a conclusion on that #60 especially since it is pretty clear Patterson can coach players up so he should do well with their transfers

he went 7-6 then 4-8 in the Big 12 and then ran off 3 seasons in the top 10 out of 4 and one of them in the top 5 so he should have the same level of talent he had (or better) to come right back from the last 3 seasons just like he has shown he can do in the past

he also did  a lot of that coming off of QB issues (just like these last few years) and the major half the team selling the weed and adderall incident.....if they have good QB play this year and next they should be good again

you would have shot Sergeant Niedermeyer the first time someone got shot storming the beach at Normandy 

I didn’t read this whole thing because of your penchant for writing 10,000 words when 100 would suffice, but it’s clear you don’t know anything about recruiting by this post. Their recruiting has really fallen off since 2018 (you know, the year after their last good season).

In 2019, they took a massive class and only finished 31st with a very low average recruit ranking. That class is proving to have a lot of misses already. Their 2020 class was extremely inflated by getting 2 5-stars with massive red flags that no good program was willing to take. Their 2021 class was 60th in the nation. 
 

It’s a clear trend if you follow recruiting and actually have a clue what you’re talking about, instead of just copy/pasting rankings with no context or knowledge.

Edited June 14, 2021 by Burt Macklin

[Leanderman 2267]

Can't wait to read all the gomer chatter about riding the coattails of the other ut in baseball. 

[ButtFumble 5158]

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I didn’t read this whole thing because of your penchant for writing 10,000 words when 100 would suffice, but it’s clear you don’t know anything about recruiting by this post. Their recruiting has really fallen off since 2018 (you know, the year after their last good season).

In 2019, they took a massive class and only finished 31st with a very low average recruit ranking. That clas sis proving to have a lot of misses already. Their 2020 class was extremely inflated by getting 2 5-stars with massive red flags that no good program was willing to take. Their 2021 class was 60th in the nation. 
 

It’s a clear trend if you follow recruiting and actually have a clue what you’re talking about, instead of just copy/pasting rankings with no context. 

 

it is not clear at all dumb ass the recruiting numbers are right there to see unless one has shit for brains

[Burt Macklin 18996]

Just now, ButtFumble said:

 

it is not clear at all dumb ass the recruiting numbers are right there to see unless one has shit for brains

Lulz. I see you can’t handle someone pointing out you have no clue what you’re talking about. 

[ButtFumble 5158]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Lulz. I see you can’t handle someone pointing out you have no clue what you’re talking about. 

uh yea you really got them there....I mean the recruiting numbers are right there for all to see and the recruiting at TCU has not "fallen off" since 2018 it is right in line with where it has been for a long while

anyone with common sense can see that

[SydneyCarton 47847]

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

uh yea you really got them there....I mean the recruiting numbers are right there for all to see and the recruiting at TCU has not "fallen off" since 2018 it is right in line with where it has been for a long while

anyone with common sense can see that

You completely don't understand nuance or anecdotal evidence, which is clear because you don't spend any time in the recruiting forum, thankfully. If you remove the 2 5 stars, who aren't even contributing at the moment (one of whom I believe switched positions) and both are huge character risks, that 20th ranking plummets. Which actually shows the trend line moving downward: 31st, 30 something, 60th. That's a fairly clear downward trend. Anyone with common sense can see that. 

[closetojumping 62222]

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

uh yea you really got them there....I mean the recruiting numbers are right there for all to see and the recruiting at TCU has not "fallen off" since 2018 it is right in line with where it has been for a long while

anyone with common sense can see that

I just wanted to chime in and say that Burt already gave you the fucking context necessary to debunk the stupidity of this post string for you, but you lack the ability to fathom much beyond raw numbers, so I'm sure you'll keep right on going with your ignorance. 

[closetojumping 62222]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You completely don't understand nuance or anecdotal evidence, which is clear because you don't spend any time in the recruiting forum, thankfully. If you remove the 2 5 stars, who aren't even contributing at the moment (one of whom I believe switched positions) and both are huge character risks, that 20th ranking plummets. Which actually shows the trend line moving downward: 31st, 30 something, 60th. That's a fairly clear downward trend. Anyone with common sense can see that. 

THE RANKINGZ R RIGHT THER FOR ANYONE TO SEE!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH U PEOPLE!!??!

[Machinator 32097]

[justhookit 4178]

Wait, some of y’all actually read ButtFumble’s posts? 

[TexasMan 10786]

 

[Carl Spackler 3461]

On 5/24/2021 at 1:38 PM, Randolph Duke said:

UT men's swimming has more national championships in just that one program than aggy has in all sports, (both genders) in the history of their school.

 

I feel like this does not get enough attention.

[Viper 12025]

57 minutes ago, Machinator said:

can it really be the worst thing if it happens every other year or so?

[ousux 5586]

Jimbo's agent apparently doesnt do weekly reminders that his contract is guaranteed, no need to appease the gomers by running his mouth about beating Bama.

Hell, he could fuck off to a fishing boat in the gulf and forget to come back for the season and guess what..*cha-ching!* aggy bucks keep flowing into the old bank account.

[tejas60 3526]

 

 

somebody needs to post this over there:

RPI's of TEXAS's post season opponents -

Southern 265 (suckage)

ASU 40

Fairfield 2

USF 105 (but they beat Miami and secsecsed Fla)

aggy 86 so clearly just not good.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

oh, I think "being Aggies" would have to be their perennial #1 worst thing

[DeadArmadillo 907]

 

Precipice? Is that even a word?

[Dennis Taylor 18701]

3 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

Precipice? Is that even a word?

I think it's that little bit of ji...oh hell never mind 

[Tex Pete 20168]

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

oh, I think "being Aggies" would have to be their perennial #1 worst thing

But being an aggie means you never have to choose what color vehicle to buy, you never have to pick out what t-shirt and hat combo you're going to wear, you never worry that your house and your neighbor's are exactly alike, your friends all share the exact same opinions about everything, etc. Whoop!

[Randolph Duke 4034]

24 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

But being an aggie means you never have to choose what color vehicle to buy, you never have to pick out what t-shirt and hat combo you're going to wear, you never worry that your house and your neighbor's are exactly alike, your friends all share the exact same opinions about everything, etc. Whoop!

Think about the aggys who are third, fourth generation aggys.

Generation after generation and not a single member of the family can do better than a second-rate farm school. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

45 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Generation after generation and not a single member of the family can do better than a second-rate farm school. 

but being an Aggie means you brag about being a legacy at the school!

[Dennis Taylor 18701]

8 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

but being an *Aggie means you brag about being a legacy at the school!

*aggy

Edited June 15, 2021 by Dennis Taylor

[atomheartbevo 89409]

29 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

but being an Aggie means you brag about being a legacy at the school!

Tweet this at them, ask them for a similar photo, that doesn't involve farm animals.

 

[JFKFC 4878]

11 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

 

it is not clear at all dumb ass the recruiting numbers are right there to see unless one has shit for brains

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

11 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

I feel like this does not get enough attention.

Feels like he she be cancelled for that comment.

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

11 hours ago, Machinator said:

Exponentially aggy on exponential levels.

[ousux 5586]

aggy players gonna use the NIL to design their own jizz jars? Mason won't be happy.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

9 hours ago, ousux said:

aggy players gonna use the NIL to design their own jizz jars? Mason won't be happy.
 

Slovacek sausage and tractor supply are their main sponsors.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

13 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

*aggy

spell it however you want, but leave me out of it

[Elmer_Fudd 22104]

Some good comments in this thread.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/aandm-about-to-start-its-next-round-of-facility-upgrades/96836771/

[Randolph Duke 4034]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Some good comments in this thread.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/aandm-about-to-start-its-next-round-of-facility-upgrades/96836771/

The ags are always quick to talk about what they are about to do. Not do much when it comes to showing what they have done. 

A couple of years ago they was gittin a c-ment pond next to their stadium. How’s that coming along?

Call me when it’s done, aggy. I won’t hold my breath. 

Hows that aggy vaccine manufacturing plant coming along? I hear it’s a “game changer.” Lol. 

A couple of years ago, this was going to be their "facilities upgrade." What ever happened to this "upgrade?"

Edited June 15, 2021 by Randolph Duke

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

8 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

The ags are always quick to talk about what they are about to do. Not do much when it comes to showing what they have done. 

A couple of years ago they was gittin a c-ment pond next to their stadium. How’s that coming along?

Call me when it’s done, aggy. I won’t hold my breath. 

Hows that aggy vaccine manufacturing plant coming along? I hear it’s a “game changer.” Lol. 

I'm confused, I thought circa 2014 A&M's facilities had surpassed the best of the best in all of college football, which was why (along with Kevin Sumlin's revolutionary fun and high scoring "Plug and Play" offense) they Ran This State. 

It's barely seven years later, and they're having to make more upgrades?

You can't future-proof your facilities on a permanent basis but if you're having to make wholesale changes in less than a decade, my guess is that your original changes are not, in fact, as ZOMG REBOLUTIONARY as you are claiming.

[Tex Pete 20168]

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

A couple of years ago they was gittin a c-ment pond next to their stadium. How’s that coming along?

I thought that was the thing all the sewage was flowing through.

[Armybrat 40730]

4 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Slovacek sausage and tractor supply are their main sponsors.

Don’t forget Bucee’s .... they can network their way into a restroom attendant career.

[Steel Shank 9413]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Some good comments in this thread.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/aandm-about-to-start-its-next-round-of-facility-upgrades/96836771/

First comment: "And not a title in sight"

aggy is like the loser kid at school who moves and goes to a new school, hoping he won't get picked on and made fun of, but it doesn't take long for new classmates to figure out he's still a loser, and they immediately begin picking on them and making fun of them, because, well, that's the order of things.