Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Deej 76524]

It was 66 years from the Wright Brothers' first flight and man landing on the moon. 

It's been 82 years since aggy last won a national title in football. 

[msucolt45 3988]

The Longhorns won more CWS games this WEEK, than aggy has in their entire history of games played in the CWS. That kind of puts our two programs into perspective.

[msucolt45 3988]

I think I saw that aggy is 2-9 in Omaha.

[Valmy77 13093]

21 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

I think I saw that aggy is 2-9 in Omaha.

Yeah they have two wina all time in Omaha and none this century. Which is surprising considering all the national titles they have celebrated since 2011.

[UDontKnow 10439]

On 6/25/2021 at 6:00 PM, Bill Lumbergh said:

On 6/25/2021 at 10:41 AM, NoName said:

is this the same Daniel Figurelli AKA Daniel Joseph AKA rudedog who was fired from PWC and then moved to Utah?

Interesting. Two minutes of fb research just told me that racist Daniel Figurelli, who is still going by Daniel Joseph in hopes that no one can track down his history of overt racism, is engaged to someone who works in Dallas and lives in Frisco. I wonder if old Daniel will be or is living in Texas again. If so, I wonder where he'll be working...

You know your job when it comes to Figurelli's fiancee.

[Guest]

On 6/25/2021 at 10:53 AM, Revolution512 said:

Haha rent free……new baseball asst they overpaid for. From TexAgs write up

A 2009 graduate of Louisiana State, Cain pitched on the Tigers' 2009 national championship team, including an appearance in Game 2 of the championship series in which he fired 3.1 innings of scoreless baseball against the Texas Longhorns.

How long is 1/10th of an inning?

 

I'll hang up and listen.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

3.1 is baseball nomenclature for 3 innings plus 1 out, or 3 1/3 innings.

[Treefidy 1463]

On 6/25/2021 at 2:27 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Johnny Manziel went to aggy, though!! UT could only wish for someone of his caliber to step foot on their campus...

Our best QB never won a heisman and only managed to beat a shitty PAC school for his glory year.

meanwhile, Manziel won a heisman AND beat Bama while enjoying glory holes.   
 

check and mate

[MAUFRAIS 6572]

50 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

3.1 is baseball nomenclature for 3 innings plus 1 out, or 3 1/3 innings.

now you're gonna need to define nomenclature for him.

[Dennis Taylor 18690]

Didn't his commit video have a reenactment of him breaking into cars?

 

[utee94 15744]

*I've

[Royale with cheese 1452]

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

*I've

Yeah, apparently he wasn't at his best grammatically. Or, maybe he was . . .

[Bill Lumbergh 7168]

Didn't his commit video have a reenactment of him breaking into cars?
 

Didn't someone on here mention he's driving a Bentley or something ridiculous like that for a college athlete to be driving around? If so, real shock that might have been a target if parked at the airport.

[Dbeasy 14962]

On 4/25/2021 at 5:08 PM, Randolph Duke said:

Since 2012, no FBS team has played more FCS opponents than Texas A&M.

Link please

[LW Goatman 1117]

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Didn't his commit video have a reenactment of him breaking into cars?

 

Lulz, yes. 

[LW Goatman 1117]

Can’t embed

 

Edited June 27, 2021 by LW Goatman

[msucolt45 3988]

The year Johnny won the Heisman Trophy, aggy defeated TWO FCS schools on their “magical” run.

[Armybrat 40710]

13 hours ago, Treefidy said:

Our best QB never won a heisman and only managed to beat a shitty PAC school for his glory year.

meanwhile, Manziel won a heisman AND beat Bama while enjoying glory holes without having to attend classes on campus.  
 

check and mate

Fify

[nnm 36041]

12 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Can’t embed

 

There’s a little blue pill for that.  

[Viper 12018]

17 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Link please

 

They've had 9 FCS opponents. Has anyone had more than that?

[Dennis Taylor 18690]

17 minutes ago, Viper said:

 

They've had 9 FCS opponents. Has anyone had more than that?

Yes.. other FCS programs 

[Cairn Horn88 8162]

aggy don’t really care about wins….they are in the sec and that’s what tickles their fancy and pays the bills.   They will build, build, build….brag, brag, brag and over pay for coaches….next year…..next year.

Edited June 28, 2021 by Cairn Horn88

[jeevsie 3720]

We got some work to do to get this off of the devil's page.

[Lidig8r 1852]

For some reason, the Devil's Page and aggy seem to be inextricably intertwined. In fact, Baphomet was an evil deity. Notice the Goat's head.

Now, aggy, as we all know, lust after sheep, bringing a background of truth to the old joke, "How do you know you are getting close to aggyland? The sheep start backing up toward the fenceline."

So, sheep, goats, Devil's Page and aggy.... Like Forrest and Jenny the Slut.

[Scholz 11933]

 

[utee94 15744]

 

[ElChupacabra 254]

Ran into an aggy at Wally the other day. Typical baby boomer aggy wearing an ATM shirt. We were checking out next to each other so I gave him a nod and said Hook 'em. He rolled his eyes and began their typical diatribe of tsip insults and asked if I even attended "tu". I told him I went to college in Oklahoma. He said "typical tsips. I've never met a fan of TU that actually went there." I told him that my grades weren't even close to good enough to get accepted into UT but that I did get accepted into aggy and he about had a stroke right there in the self checkout lane at Walmart. He was still blubbering on with a red face as I walked away humming the EOT and chuckling to myself. Good times. 

 

Fuck aggy.

[US183 124]

How does aggy find this shit. They must search far,wide,high and low to grab anything that might make them feel good instead of winning trophy’s for their Hall Of Champions. This was posted on sec rant with the a-hole texasag7 that they all suspect is daniel..

 

[TexasGolf 4855]

fuck you a666y

[Deej 76524]

9 minutes ago, US183 said:

How does aggy find this shit. They must search far,wide,high and low to grab anything that might make them feel good instead of winning trophy’s for their Hall Of Champions. This was posted on sec rant with the a-hole texasag7 that they all suspect is daniel..

I'm sure it involved some internet poll. 

[Viper 12018]

18 minutes ago, US183 said:

How does aggy find this shit. They must search far,wide,high and low to grab anything that might make them feel good instead of winning trophy’s for their Hall Of Champions. This was posted on sec rant with the a-hole texasag7 that they all suspect is daniel..

 

 

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'm sure it involved some internet poll. 

more than likely it disqualified any city larger than College Station and classified San Marcos as a suburb of Austin.

[ElChupacabra 254]

Yeah, the whole Lawton, OK being the best college town in OK is a dead giveaway that whoever made and/or participated in this shit is a complete fucking moron. I mean, Oklahoma sucks--I spent nearly 15 years there but there are far better college towns than Lawton. Norman fucking blows. Stillwater is fine if you're just looking to party and do country boy shit. Edmond is great. TONS of wealthy sloots to enjoy and literally a five minute drive to OKC. Tulsa is a shit hole. Tahlequah is a good little college town with the Illinois river being the main attraction around there. Lawton is literally the bottom of the list of college towns in OK with about 10 schools that no one has ever even heard of ahead of them.

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

22 minutes ago, US183 said:

How does aggy find this shit. They must search far,wide,high and low to grab anything that might make them feel good instead of winning trophy’s for their Hall Of Champions. This was posted on sec rant with the a-hole texasag7 that they all suspect is daniel..

 

How in the world does Metairie get the nod over Baton Rouge?   

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

25 minutes ago, US183 said:

How does aggy find this shit. They must search far,wide,high and low to grab anything that might make them feel good instead of winning trophy’s for their Hall Of Champions. This was posted on sec rant with the a-hole texasag7 that they all suspect is daniel..

 

Fuck this map. Rexburg has nothing on Boise, I'm telling you.

[Viper 12018]

14 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How in the world does Metairie get the nod over Baton Rouge?   

 

 

18 minutes ago, Viper said:

more than likely it disqualified any city larger than College Station and classified San Marcos as a suburb of Austin.

probably didn't qualify as a college "town"

[Randolph Duke 4034]

35 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How in the world does Metairie get the nod over Baton Rouge?   

 

They define "college town" differently than most of the rest us us do.

The cutoff seems to be a municipality (not SMSA) of 150,000 or less, except for Honolulu.

It's basically a poll of white trash people who evidently think shitholes such as Lawton, OK, or College Station, TX are "the finest places EVAR!"

[Tex Pete 20156]

52 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How in the world does Metairie get the nod over Baton Rouge?   

Because it's a phony accomplishment.

Like playing FCS schools, but ending up 4th in the SEC West. Like claiming national championships for seasons 90 years after the fact. Like claiming you finished 4th in the country when 4 teams made the playoff and you weren't one of them. Like claiming you won a Big 12 championship when 2 other teams played in the championship game. 

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

11 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

They define "college town" differently than most of the rest us us do.

The cutoff seems to be a municipality (not SMSA) of 150,000 or less, except for Honolulu.

It's basically a poll of white trash people who evidently think shitholes such as Lawton, OK, or College Station, TX are "the finest places EVAR!"

 

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Because it's a phony accomplishment.

Like playing FCS schools, but ending up 4th in the SEC West. Like claiming national championships for seasons 90 years after the fact. Like claiming you finished 4th in the country when 4 teams made the playoff and you weren't one of them. Like claiming you won a Big 12 championship when 2 other teams played in the championship game. 

Yea it's as phony as a $3 bill as is 99% of aggy lore.    I was curious to see what college make Metairie a "college town" and with a simple Google Maps search, a few religious based colleges and store front  or Vo Tech colleges show up. which is hardly the demo that college towns are rely on.      Tulane is to  the south of the Metairie city limits by several miles and UNO to the northeast by a few miles too.

[Cairn Horn88 8162]

2 hours ago, US183 said:

How does aggy find this shit. They must search far,wide,high and low to grab anything that might make them feel good instead of winning trophy’s for their Hall Of Champions. This was posted on sec rant with the a-hole texasag7 that they all suspect is daniel..

 

Raise your hand if you give a fuck......I'll wait...........that's what I thought.

[msucolt45 3988]

Metairie doesn’t even have a FCS school? Excluding Red Stick and New Orleans, you are pretty much left with Lafayette, Lake Charles, Hammond, Monroe, Grambling, Ruston, or Nachitoches for “college” towns.

[msucolt45 3988]

Lake Charles , outside of recent MFng flooding, is a lot better town, culture, and food options than Bryan/College Station. The only thing B/CS “has” is its proximity to Houston and Austin.

[Gatorubet 30083]

How in the world does Metairie get the nod over Baton Rouge?   
 

Metairie as a college town

[Viper 12018]

5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Metairie as a college town

I guess they're counting the University of New Orleans as being the great "college town" of Metairie? 

[Treefidy 1463]

I guess I never realized just how much border Ohio shares with West Virginia and Kentucky.   Like most of their border combined.   Explains A LOT.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

13 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

I guess I never realized just how much border Ohio shares with West Virginia and Kentucky.   Like most of their border combined.   Explains A LOT.

Ohio is basically Oklahoma with more trees and less culinary sensibility. Pretty much the same pharmacology and periodontal composition.

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

Lake Charles , outside of recent MFng flooding, is a lot better town, culture, and food options than Bryan/College Station. The only thing B/CS “has” is its proximity to Houston and Austin.

This is true.  I attended a McNeese state football game in Lake Charles back in 1999.  I think they were defending NC in Div IAA or what is now FCS and still rolling.   That stadium was rocking that night and their tailgate was awesome.  

[markstanco 12501]

Bellingham Washington is on that map. Like aggy.

I’ve been to that town 7 to 10 times and yea it really isn’t a college town at all. I had to Google the college before replying. Western Washington university.

[Laxtonto 11927]

So in SD the two big FCS (there are nothing larger football-wise) schools are both about an hour from Sioux Falls....

There is no real college in Sioux Falls... There is a private Lutheran School and a sorta diploma mill school with no sports as well. Neither are big sports schools. 

Who made this piece of shit map?

[Longboard Horn 40102]

15 hours ago, US183 said:

How does aggy find this shit. They must search far,wide,high and low to grab anything that might make them feel good instead of winning trophy’s for their Hall Of Champions. This was posted on sec rant with the a-hole texasag7 that they all suspect is daniel..

 

"Ames is better than Iowa City" - @Al_4_ISU

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

"Ames is better than Iowa City" - [mention=1238]Al_4_ISU[/mention]

I’ll take Iowa City getting the nod on a map that includes College Station as the best college town in Texas and (checks notes) Lawton winning for Oklahoma