Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Randolph Duke 4034]

Again, here is another example of the aggy-esque practice of completely making shit up out of whole cloth and claiming it to be factual.

Below are the fiscal year 2020 NCAA audited financials for the schools this idiot mentions.

He claims Florida's hit was "massive." In reality, Florida athletics posted a $35 mil profit. LSU - $4.8 million profit.

Need I go on?

This is precisely how the aggy bullshit of "Texas destroyed three conferences" got started. "Someone knew" and posted it on the interweb.

This is what passes for "college educated" in the S!E!C! A bunch of idiots, half of them making up stories and the other half insisting it has to be true because someone posted it on the interweb.

 

Florida NCAA financials 2020.pdf LSU NCAA Financial Report - FY20.pdf

[RomaVicta 29756]

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

NSIAP

can’t embed though

https://streamable.com/dbjm7a

What movie is that from?

 

[Texas St. Armadillos 1377]

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

What movie is that from?

 

American Hustle

[TrashMaster G 17379]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3212692

 

Here's a real gem from that thread:

CapCityAg89

8:52a, 7/27/21

 

AG

 

I think it's funny how y'all think Texas will run this league as they did the SWC and Big 12. They were a top 1-2 AD in those leagues. Across all sports. They aren't top 2 in any sport in the SEC.

They're just another school. It's going to be shocking for them.

 

[RomaVicta 29756]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3212692

From the link:

Quote

It's not personal but so many of you are trying to make it that way. It is a business decision and when thought of that way it makes sense. Will it work? Who knows. tu is known for being a cancer but they've had majority of the power in the past. They won't in the SEC

False premise becomes fact leads to future false narrative.

In a few years the Aggies will say:

The sips thought they were going to come to the SEC and run things just like they always did. Now they just behave like the other schools. We sure showed them who was in charge! Poor Sipppeeeeeee! We lost to Alabama by two less points than they did, so even though they beat us on field with their cheating refs, we're still better!

They've already forgotten that the SEC just stomped them into their place despite their coming dominance.

[rage-a-holic 4301]

32 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

If UT is everything the aggys say, why is it so important for A&M to forever remain a branch of The University of Texas?

If for none other than symbolic reasons, one would think they would create as much separation as possible.

But aggys can't fathom the day they are no longer a branch institution of The University of Texas.

Fo figure.

Reminder #1047: "aggy" is singular and plural. No "s"

 

See also: "Borg"

[Doc Reeves 6434]

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

Here's a real gem from that thread:

CapCityAg89

8:52a, 7/27/21

 

AG

 

I think it's funny how y'all think Texas will run this league as they did the SWC and Big 12. They were a top 1-2 AD in those leagues. Across all sports. They aren't top 2 in any sport in the SEC.

They're just another school. It's going to be shocking for them.

 

 

As shocking as the surprise aggy got last week?

 as long as we are rich as shit people will give a shit about what we think. Welcome to America.

 

[maninblack 7974]

27 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

Here's a real gem from that thread:

CapCityAg89

8:52a, 7/27/21

 

AG

 

I think it's funny how y'all think Texas will run this league as they did the SWC and Big 12. They were a top 1-2 AD in those leagues. Across all sports. They aren't top 2 in any sport in the SEC.

They're just another school. It's going to be shocking for them.

 

They never fail to entertain

[jimmyjazz 45513]

54 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

Here's a real gem from that thread:

CapCityAg89

8:52a, 7/27/21

 

AG

 

I think it's funny how y'all think Texas will run this league as they did the SWC and Big 12. They were a top 1-2 AD in those leagues. Across all sports. They aren't top 2 in any sport in the SEC.

They're just another school. It's going to be shocking for them.

 

The school that just won the Sears Cup is "just another school" in the SEC?

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

NSIAP….Figured this was as good a place as any to post….

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[DFW Horn 6116]

[ousux 5586]

aggy is the Northwestern of the south! Whoop!

[DFW Horn 6116]

Just now, ousux said:

aggy is the Northwestern of the south! Whoop!

...without the academic prestige

[DFW Horn 6116]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

The school that just won the Sears Cup is "just another school" in the SEC?

[Nueces River Rat 5528]

 

[Blotto 23418]

3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

 

[mdleast 8255]

Remember Aggy: everyone is treated “equally” in the SEC-SEC-SEC and, therefore, everyone decides “unanimously”

[MillerEP 30339]

When aggy makes their dream movie:

 

[Vic Mackey 46919]

[Randolph Duke 4034]

The aggy Corps has a training video out on youtube.

 

[DFW Horn 6116]

 

[Biff Tannen 45477]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

That's a lot of closeted projection there flip flop.

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

[Mole 4318]

On 7/28/2021 at 12:50 PM, rage-a-holic said:

Reminder #1047: "aggy" is singular and plural. No "s"

 

See also: "Borg"

Datum is the singular of data. I propose that the singular of aggy be texum aggy.

[mdleast 8255]

IT JUST MEANS MORE...when the vote is "unanimous"

[Horn80 6074]

Poor aggy kneeled to UT and OU.  Good dog.

[ElChupacabra 254]

5 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

 

Well, they are kicking our ass in...*checks notes*....softball. So they've got that going for them.

[Armybrat 40678]

When aggy joined the SEC, the vote to accept them was not unanimous.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

2 hours ago, mdleast said:

IT JUST MEANS MORE...when the vote is "unanimous"

 

[Jshep34 2303]

When aggy joined the SEC, the vote to accept them was not unanimous.

Who voted against them?

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[MuellerHorn 4176]

Oh my. Just wait until aggy finds out...

https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/turns-out-sex-between-monkeys-and-deer-in-japan-is-not-a-onetime-thing/?fbclid=IwAR1F6sULsQsXPhV0uuOANa3pencj_KP56kWMKn9SZsHe21lAs677K1vZLJ4

Edited July 30, 2021 by MuellerHorn

[SEC 1174]

4 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Who voted against them?

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vandy abstained

[burntorangebongos 10681]

3 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Who voted against them?

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no one. Vandy abstained....for get this.....academic reasons. I mean, A&M is a diploma factory these days but the Mississippi schools being their conference mates should have made Vandy get off their high horse.

[Armybrat 40678]

23 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Who voted against them?

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Vandy abstained.

[Armybrat 40678]

17 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

no one. Vandy abstained....for get this.....academic reasons. I mean, A&M is a diploma factory these days but the Mississippi schools being their conference mates should have made Vandy get off their high horse.

That is true.

[Armybrat 40678]

28 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

A lot of sips in there sucking Looch’s tiny dick.

[ousux 5586]

A lot of sips in there sucking Looch’s tiny dick.

True sips? It's an aggy thing to have at least one sock for each school you want to pretend to be from.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

58 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

No, Liucci, it doesn’t mean more to everyone. It may mean more for those who have nothing else in life, but to many of us, it’s just a college sports conference. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Luigi, it does just mean more-- money.  

[mchookem 16095]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

i wish there was an eyeroll rep 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[South Austin 52037]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

All jokes aside . . . 

[Ldogg53 514]

3 hours ago, ElChupacabra said:

Well, they are kicking our ass in...*checks notes*....softball. So they've got that going for them.

Clearly you’re not a golfer.  

Edited July 30, 2021 by Ldogg53

[Armybrat 40678]

42 minutes ago, South Austin said:

All jokes aside . . . 

Speaking of that classic gif, Phlegm has been AWOL for over 7 weeks now.

[Vertigo 20257]

22 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Speaking of that classic gif, Phlegm has been AWOL for over 7 weeks now.

His ISP may have locked him out for maliciously high and abusive amount of aggy picture uploads per post. Probably thought he was trying to mine bitcoin through his laptop.

Edited July 30, 2021 by Vertigo

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

I do miss seeing that pic of Jade’s “chili”.

Edited July 30, 2021 by Chewy's Hairy Horn

[ElChupacabra 254]

59 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said:

Clearly you’re not a golfer.  

Ah fuck. Soccer. They're whipping our ass in soccer. Not softball. 

 

And, yes, I golf. Pretty fucking well, too. 

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

Ah fuck. Soccer. They're whipping our ass in soccer. Not softball. 
 
And, yes, I golf. Pretty fucking well, too. 

Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.

[UTCzech III 2897]

15 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.

Take the skinheads

[ElChupacabra 254]

21 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.

If we don't go bowling this year then it's probably time to just hang it up. Maybe rip out that nice new turf and throw in another pool since swimming seems to be our best sport at this point.

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

If we don't go bowling this year then it's probably time to just hang it up. Maybe rip out that nice new turf and throw in another pool since swimming seems to be our best sport at this point.

That rug ties the room together.