Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

[Jkwellborn 6653]

They record those conversations?

[nnm 36101]

7 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

FOIA request on an oral conversation between the official’s booth and the on-field ref. Interesting and novel legal theory. I’m interested to know how this works out for them. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

Jimbo’s salary, payments on stadium renovations, bag money…they are sure spending a lot of money to get very little in return.

Real question...with this new contract for Jimbo, if they continue to crater, what options do they really have?

Does he have any reason whatsoever to walk away with less than what they've guaranteed him? Why negotiate the most lopsided agreement in the history of sports unless you intend to hold those rubes to every last cent?

When I heard they just extended Jimbo and gave him a raise, my best guess was that they had to in order to modify the contract to at least be laughably equitable. Nope. Just gave him more guaranteed money and time with the same terrible terms.

Do they really have any choice but to ride this out given what they've put on the table?

How hard is fsu laughing at aggy right now?

[Johnny Sack 8397]

12 minutes ago, nnm said:

FOIA request on an oral conversation between the official’s booth and the on-field ref. Interesting and novel legal theory. I’m interested to know how this works out for them. 

FOIA request to a non governmental entity….

[Deej 76568]

Predicted to fall to 18 in the coaches poll. 

[LTtxfan 48979]

Just now, Deej said:

Predicted to fall to 18 in the coaches poll. 

Surprised it's not #22

[Deej 76568]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Surprised it's not #22

That's Texas. 

[mchookem 16222]

this line is just...

"We are slightly above average on the field, but elite in our Fandom!"

 

[mantis toboggan 847]

4 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Jimbo's wins the last 3 regular seasons-

Texas State 3-9

Lamar 4-8

Arkansas 2-10

Ole Miss 4-8

Miss State 6-7

UTSA 4-8

South Carolina 4-8

Vanderbilt 0-9

Florida 8-4

Miss State 4-7

Arkansas 3-7

South Carolina 3-7

LSU 5-5

Auburn 6-5

Tennessee 3-7

Kent State 1-3

Colorado 1-3

New Mexico 2-2

 

 

This is a Kyle Umlang  tweet.  Wow. 

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

14 hours ago, Blotto said:

i'm already out of rep at 1030am, posting this forward because skynet.

i'm calling the shocker - they lose in Columbia, the wheels fly off, and they decide to hold muster practice 6 months early.....

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

LSU only ran for 63 yards on 27 attempts against Miss State.  Will aggy do any better?  Need the Pirate to have his yearly upset.  "Every now and then a pirate can beat a solider."

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

i'm already out of rep at 1030am, posting this forward because skynet.
i'm calling the shocker - they lose in Columbia, the wheels fly off, and they decide to hold muster practice 6 months early.....
 

"He's still our guy because of the contract" is going to be the aggy mantra for years to come.

"Ran out of buyout money" might be the first accurate usage of "ran out of x" ever by aggy.

[Bevo14 8274]

4 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Jimbo's wins the last 3 regular seasons-

Texas State 3-9

Lamar 4-8

Arkansas 2-10

Ole Miss 4-8

Miss State 6-7

UTSA 4-8

South Carolina 4-8

Vanderbilt 0-9

Florida 8-4

Miss State 4-7

Arkansas 3-7

South Carolina 3-7

LSU 5-5

Auburn 6-5

Tennessee 3-7

Kent State 1-3

Colorado 1-3

New Mexico 2-2

 

 

[C-Man 27057]

How hard is fsu laughing at aggy right now?

FSU is 0-3. I don’t think they’re laughing at anybody right now.

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

5 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

"He's still our guy because of the contract" is going to be the aggy mantra for years to come.

"Ran out of buyout money" might be the first accurate usage of "ran out of x" ever by aggy.

I love it when i get lectued about my lack of understanding of the AUF payments.

Starting in 12 or 13 the AUF payments skyrocketed.

aggy raised pennies for their new krogerbox, floated bonds with service payments their program can't make, never repaid the AD loans from the aughts, burns $100m on coaching contracts that deliver $0 return on the investment, skyrocket enrollment chasing USF to force AD season ticket extortions, all of this, and it remains a mystery where aggy gets the cash to do all of this stuff.

THEY ARE DOING IT WITH OUR MONEY.

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

14 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

It was a masterpiece in collective dementia. 
 

If I told you 500k people had no self awareness, would you believe me? 

is this it?

 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I love it when i get lectued about my lack of understanding of the AUF payments.

Starting in 12 or 13 the AUF payments skyrocketed.

aggy raised pennies for their new krogerbox, floated bonds with service payments their program can't make, never repaid the AD loans from the aughts, burns $100m on coaching contracts that deliver $0 return on the investment, skyrocket enrollment chasing USF to force AD season ticket extortions, all of this, and it remains a mystery where aggy gets the cash to do all of this stuff.

THEY ARE DOING IT WITH OUR MONEY.

You left out the fact that in 2014 they commenced a capital campaign for the academic side of the university. It raised roughly $4 billion. And after they received the money, their net financial position dropped.

Only aggys could raise $4 billion and end up with less money than they started with.

 

[billfromlaketravis 11362]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

is this it?

 

The Jimbo lean back is "borderline erotic". 

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

12 hours ago, Deej said:

30-- NCAA Division I Football National Championship

they can use the same trophy and just put a "1" in front....

120-- NCAA Division I Football National Championship

[texasstrong12 4668]

Colorado, UNM and Kent State are dreadful on offense. They likely aren't even top 100 caliber offenses. 

aggy has played 1 half against an offense with a pulse because of the injury to KJ Jefferson. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

This aged well for Figurelli 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

🤣🤣

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231569

Alpha Texan

In reply to whytho987654 • 10:45p, 9/25/21

AG

He's had 2 weeks to address the QB situation. We're having to rebuild the OL because last year, we were focused on last year. This is not as bad as you're making it out to be.

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Moral victory

 

[JohnnyTapia 535]

16 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

is this it?

 

My god that is the corniest shit I’ve seen in a while 

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is the season over?

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231605/1#discussion

W

1:01a, 9/26/21

AG

it's just so shocking for A&M to be so bad at the quarterback position.

the state of Texas is the home of 7-on-7.

even Fran & Sherman usually had very good QB's

[Chad 1728]

The aggy have played dreadful offenses this season, The 1-3 powerhouse CU has one of the worst offenses of any P5 team. For fuck's sake they got shut out 30-0 by Minnesota and the most the aggy and their abysmal offense could muster against that was 10 points? Their wins = 2-2 New Mexico, 1-3 CU and 1-3 Kent St. Kent St hasn't surpassed 16 points in four games. CU's season best was 35 against an FCS team and New Mexico isn't exactly lighting it up. They've played a bunch of trash offenses and their defense was exposed quickly before Arky lost their starting QB. The gomers quickly turned on Jumbo and Calzone.

Edited September 26, 2021 by Chad

[Dennis Taylor 18706]

2 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

My god that is the corniest shit I’ve seen in a while 

You're obviously new. That's not even in the top 25 for them.

Aggy...to know them is to wonder what the fuck is wrong with them

[billfromlaketravis 11362]

I think Aggy will be good, possibly elite at QB by 2023. Weigman and Holstein can play. 

Jimbo should have hit the portal this past offseason. Calzada is their only healthy scholarship QB. This is flat out roster mismanagement. 

[wood 11161]

10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Uh... no.  The Tech campus has lots of serious talent. Lots.

I guess they stayed in Lubbock yesterday then.

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is the season over?

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231605/1#discussion

fuck.  they really are catching on.  by this morning they should be on the "beat bama and right the ship" and it's not happening.

 

Reno Hightower

7:56a

Listen to the postgame folks and Jimbos needling of the defense in particular. If the expectation for them is to hold every team to 9pts or fewer, so that Jimbos offense can eek out 10……..then we're screwed and the season IS done.

[ousux 5587]

aggy win a significant championship 30 years ago? Maybe some of their first team all district players managed to pull off a SWC championship I missed..

[Chad 1728]

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is the season over?

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231605/1#discussion

i just can't take it any more... page 2 is indescribable

 

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Enjoy

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231640

how this thread with it's skynet OP is still up hours after it started is amazing..... has looch given up?  i know it's sunday morning but the ministry of information never sleeps.....

[Nivek 16860]

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

FOIA request to a non governmental entity….

They just mishmash whatever they heard on the internet without understanding what it means.  

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Enjoy

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231640

fieldtrailer

10:48a

AG

The only thing that can cause this to happen for 4 decades is the schools' reluctance to allow athletics to be separate from academics.

[ousux 5587]

Enjoy
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231640

Wow, that is a disturbing level of aggy self awareness...forget AI being a danger to mankind.

Literally all that was missing from that monologue was RD's trademarked "the people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M"

[Randolph Duke 4034]

7 minutes ago, Nivek said:

They just mishmash whatever they heard on the internet without understanding what it means.  

It's how trade school students do things.

Notice how they constantly ask "someone else should do this for me."

[mrhorn 1376]

aggy down the street put his aggy flag up first thing in the morning. Jackass took down his flag at some point in the first half as we noticed it was gone at halftime. The little Dick energy is strong with those dumbfucks.

[Blotto 23434]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

10 yrs.

$90 million

lulz

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

2 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

And every recruiting class is "a sign of great things to come." And every new head coach is "a quarterback whisperer."

Pure comedy gold.

 

olin buchanan IS delmar

[Tex-19 2869]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

is this it?

 

YES. Lol this is the ad spot that most schools use to promote their university (Academics, values, research, and athletics). Instead Aggy uses it to show some sleeveless weirdo in overalls yelling a bunch of jibberish with thousands of other weirdos. Unbelievable

[ousux 5587]

i'm already out of rep at 1030am, posting this forward because skynet.
i'm calling the shocker - they lose in Columbia, the wheels fly off, and they decide to hold muster practice 6 months early.....
 

Pretty sure I've seen this pic in history books. Schutzstaffel gathering?

[DaysOff 7853]

olin buchanan IS delmar

Dude has lived off his six second cameo in Varsity Blues for two decades.

[WBT 20422]

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

LSU 5-5

But, but, commemorative cups?

[Vertigo 20267]

3 hours ago, Message Board User said:

Offensive genius Jimbo had an entire game to figure out how to block just 3 guys on every play and couldn't...of course their going to fuck up a cheese sandwich.  

In fairness we couldn't either.

[Thatguy 8505]

  But did Piggie rush the field since aggy said it was their super bowl?

[Js1 85110]

Just now, Thatguy said:

  But did Piggie rush the field since aggy said it was their super bowl?

Like Jerry Jones would let poor people on his field 

[Thatguy 8505]

Just now, Js1 said:

Like Jerry Jones would let poor people on his field