Tell Me About Texas a&m

[MonkeyDoughnut 10854]

 

Could not have asked for better.... all day to discuss what's going wrong at A&M... followed by a primetime, all recruits in attendance beat down in front of 100k disappointed fans.  (maybe less... this tweet already becoming posting place for ags selling tickets 😂 )

[utee94 16093]

That's great, I was worried it was going to be a 2:30 game, while I'm busy enjoying the State Fair.

Now I'll get to watch Texas beat the shit out of ou at 11 AM, hang out at the Fair all afternoon, then head back to our accommodations and watch Alabama beat the shit out of the ags while perfecting my evening post-Fair buzz.

[Deej 78026]

2 hours ago, Publiushorn said:

"I'm not gay, I'm just sucking these dicks for fun!"

"My dad and granddad did it when they were members. It's tradition!"

[Fud 9728]

8/11 starters for A&M's defense are draft eligible after the season

ILB Aaron Hansford- 2016

DT Jayden Peevy- 2017

DE Michael Clemons- 2017

DE Tyree Johnson- 2017

S Leon O'Neal- 2018

DT Demarvin Leal- 2019

S Demani Richardson- 2019

ILB Andre White- 2019

CB Jaylon Jones- 2020

NB Antonio Johnson- 2020

CB Brian George- 2020

Additionally, their best players on offense aside from Achane are all draft eligible

Jalen Wydermeyer- 2019

Isaiah Spiller- 2019

Ainias Smith- 2019

Kenyon Green- 2019

[Lhorn 5111]

17 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

This is the wedding day picture where they get just the bride and bridesmaids. 
 

x,x,x,x,x

[Texasrocks 2255]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

8/11 starters for A&M's defense are draft eligible after the season

S Leon O'Neal- 2018

I suspect O'Neal is going pro in something other than sports. He'll explore his "options" and realize they are all located in College Station.

[Fud 9728]

Just now, Texasrocks said:

I suspect O'Neal is going pro in something other than sports. He'll explore his "options" and realize they are all located in College Station.

He'll probably get drafted 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22434]

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

He'll probably get drafted 

but the season will be over by the time he makes it to training camp

[texasstrong12 4668]

8 minutes ago, Fud said:

8/11 starters for A&M's defense are draft eligible after the season

ILB Aaron Hansford- 2016

DT Jayden Peevy- 2017

DE Michael Clemons- 2017

DE Tyree Johnson- 2017

S Leon O'Neal- 2018

DT Demarvin Leal- 2019

S Demani Richardson- 2019

ILB Andre White- 2019

CB Jaylon Jones- 2020

NB Antonio Johnson- 2020

CB Brian George- 2020

Additionally, their best players on offense aside from Achane are all draft eligible

Jalen Wydermeyer- 2019

Isaiah Spiller- 2019

Ainias Smith- 2019

Kenyon Green- 2019

I was looking at this earlier. It has the potential to be a total rebuild next year for aggy dependent on what happens with Wydermeyer, Spiller and Green. 

[6th Street 6711]

That guy Wydermeyer is a beast yet they only get him the ball like twice a game. I'm sure he's looking to move on 

[Ojo Rojo 2063]

csb/My wife was driving through the neighborhood the other day and saw a kid out in front of a house wearing the school uniform for the school where our kids go. So she stopped and asked him if he went to "School X."  He said he did.  His mom appeared and she and my wife started talking.  They exchanged numbers and started texting or whatever. The other mom eventually invited us over for a bbq.  My wife took a few days to respond and the other mom eventually texted my wife and asked her, "Are you Longhorns? Did you see my Facebook?" My wife was a little taken aback.  Like, why would she ask that?  Turns out, she and her husband are both ags and she has ag-related shit on Facebook.  She thought my wife saw it and decided against hanging out./csb

[Handcruser 2817]

I was looking at this earlier. It has the potential to be a total rebuild next year for aggy dependent on what happens with Wydermeyer, Spiller and Green. 

LSU looking better if you’re jimbo.

[ousux 5651]

"I'm not gay, I'm just sucking these dicks for fun!"

Just holding them in their mouths until they go soft..

sucking would be gay and that goes against several BCS ordinances.

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

1 minute ago, Ojo Rojo said:

csb/My wife was driving through the neighborhood the other day and saw a kid out in front of a house wearing the school uniform for the school where our kids go. So she stopped and asked him if he went to "School X."  He said he did.  His mom appeared and she and my wife started talking.  They exchanged numbers and started texting or whatever. The other mom eventually invited us over for a bbq.  My wife took a few days to respond and the other mom eventually texted my wife and asked her, "Are you Longhorns? Did you see my Facebook?" My wife was a little taken aback.  Like, why would she ask that?  Turns out, she and her husband are both ags and she has ag-related shit on Facebook.  She thought my wife saw it and decided against hanging out./csb

Worst Penthouse letter ever

[Fud 9728]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

That guy Wydermeyer is a beast yet they only get him the ball like twice a game. I'm sure he's looking to move on 

46 receptions in 10 games in 2020, and 13 in 4 games in 2021 

[ousux 5651]

I was looking at this earlier. It has the potential to be a total rebuild next year for aggy dependent on what happens with Wydermeyer, Spiller and Green. 

They know Jimbo will be rolling with a bionically repaired Haynes King instead of shopping the portal...anyone with an outside shot at practice squad roster is gone next year.

[Js1 87400]

I thought rape was illegal. The embarrassment will be prime time televised 

 

[texasstrong12 4668]

Wydermeyer and Green are almost certainly gone. I've seen Wydermeyer projected as TE1 by some people and Green is a consensus first rounder unless something has changed based on play. 

Spiller is the one I'm not sure about. 

But aggy is going to lose a lot on defense regardless of the draft. If you potentially throw in Johnson (starting LT), Spiller (starting RB), Green (starting RT/guard), and Wydermyer (starting TE) that's a ton to replace. I think Small (field goal kicker) is also a SR and he's pretty damn good. 

[Kennythetiger 9715]

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I thought rape was illegal. The embarrassment will be prime time televised 

 

What’s the eagle?  

[NoName 17291]

28 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

LSU looking better if you’re jimbo.

when in the last 80 years has LSU not been a better (looking) job than A&M?

[Tex Pete 21582]

Just now, Kennythetiger said:

What’s the eagle?  

North Texas

[DigglerontheHoof 21591]

26 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I thought rape was illegal. The embarrassment will be prime time televised 

 

The stadium will be half empty by 9:30.

[Zeus 6903]

12 hours ago, ousux said:

19 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Jimbo talks with the meth head jitters. Something aint right in his noggin (but he is a mad genius for taking all aggy $ ala jedi mind trick). Hasnt won shit, yet got a bigger guaranteed contract. Not sure if hes a fuckin idiot or total genius.

Guarantee he eats Adderall like candy. I just wonder if long term that shit has the opposite effect..

It's speed so...

[Fud 9728]

25 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Wydermeyer and Green are almost certainly gone. I've seen Wydermeyer projected as TE1 by some people and Green is a consensus first rounder unless something has changed based on play. 

Spiller is the one I'm not sure about. 

But aggy is going to lose a lot on defense regardless of the draft. If you potentially throw in Johnson (starting LT), Spiller (starting RB), Green (starting RT/guard), and Wydermyer (starting TE) that's a ton to replace. I think Small (field goal kicker) is also a SR and he's pretty damn good. 

I'd be shocked if Johnson left. He's draft eligible, but he'd go undrafted 

It would make sense for Spiller to leave since RBs have a short shelf-life, but he doesn't necessarily need to leave

Wonder if any of these guys get a massive NIL payment to stay? 

[Pimphand 6513]

29 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I thought rape was illegal. The embarrassment will be prime time televised 

 

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Plenty of people will get to watch Bama go in dry. This might be Jimbo's 59-0 game

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3232099

[Landomatic 3813]

38 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

csb/My wife was driving through the neighborhood the other day and saw a kid out in front of a house wearing the school uniform for the school where our kids go. So she stopped and asked him if he went to "School X."  He said he did.  His mom appeared and she and my wife started talking.  They exchanged numbers and started texting or whatever. The other mom eventually invited us over for a bbq.  My wife took a few days to respond and the other mom eventually texted my wife and asked her, "Are you Longhorns? Did you see my Facebook?" My wife was a little taken aback.  Like, why would she ask that?  Turns out, she and her husband are both ags and she has ag-related shit on Facebook.  She thought my wife saw it and decided against hanging out./csb

You did right? Decide against hanging out with them?

[texasstrong12 4668]

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

I'd be shocked if Johnson left. He's draft eligible, but he'd go undrafted 

It would make sense for Spiller to leave since RBs have a short shelf-life, but he doesn't necessarily need to leave

Wonder if any of these guys get a massive NIL payment to stay? 

Johnson is in year 6 since HS. Rhode Island year 1, Arizona Western year 2, Tennessee year 3-5, and now A&M year 6. 

I don't think Johnson is getting drafted but would he really come back for year 7? Does he even have eligibility left? 

[Fud 9728]

Just now, texasstrong12 said:

Johnson is in year 6 since HS. Rhode Island year 1, Arizona Western year 2, Tennessee year 3-5, and now A&M year 6. 

I don't think Johnson is getting drafted but would he really come back for year 7? Does he even have eligibility left? 

I stand corrected, I thought he was a 2018 guy 

Yikes

[NoName 17291]

13 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3232099

amazing amazing amazing amazing

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as a reminder here are the scores when Bama has played A&M sicne they joined the SEC

Spoiler

• 29-24 A&M win
• 42-49
• 0-59
• 23-41
• 14-33
• 19-27
• 23-45
• 28-47
• 24-52

and

beautiful.

Edited September 27, 2021 by NoName

[Ojo Rojo 2063]

19 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

You did right? Decide against hanging out with them?

No, not at all.  It's this Sunday.  Not hanging out with someone because of the college they attended is very...aggy.  IDGAF.  If they are cool people, they are cool people.  OTOH, if they want to talk about ag shit or whatever the whole time it will be the last time we hang out.

Edited September 27, 2021 by Ojo Rojo

[MonkeyDoughnut 10854]

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

That guy Wydermeyer is a beast yet they only get him the ball like twice a game. I'm sure he's looking to move on 

worse yet....

 

[MIkeHoncho 2125]

Not that it will matter, but this is also the summer that this happened: 

Jimbo Fisher, who said about Texas A&M, “We’re going to beat his ass when he’s there. Don’t worry,” Fisher said at the Houston Touchdown Club." 

Something tells me Saban hasn't forgotten.  

[Fud 9728]

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

worse yet....

 

Makes me wonder if he picked up a knock 

[Huckleberry 34937]

Alabama is somewhat vulnerable this year, but I just don't see how A&M scores enough.

[DanTheHorn 5107]

10 minutes ago, NoName said:

amazing amazing amazing amazing

"one of the most memorable games while I was a student, even though it was a loss". How the hell does this guy not have a verified aggy tag. He takes great pride in a moral victory.

[Orange&White 5574]

1 hour ago, Handcruser said:

LSU looking better if you’re jimbo.

I know people keep bringing this up, but what has Jimbo done in the last 7 years that would even make LSU pick up the phone and call him? Much less try to match/beat $9M/per that a&m is paying? 

Don't get me wrong, if LSU came calling, Jimbo would be a fool not to answer, simply because he has quickly worn out his welcome in College Station and his roster is falling apart in front of him and the fanbase is turning.  

But why would LSU call a guy that has been given a blank bag checkbook and every single advantage he could muster and is still trotting out the same shit that got him run out of Tallahassee? His team is regressing, his offense is archaic, and if there is any team in the Country that now understands the importance of upgrading your offense to this century, it is damn sure LSU. So what would be LSU's reason to want him?

The way this board contorts between "Jimbo sucks " and "LSU is gonna steal him" is quite perplexing.

[Scholz 12330]

That's where aggys get their pride, their great losses.  The best.

[Fud 9728]

1 hour ago, Handcruser said:

LSU looking better if you’re jimbo.

It'll be Kiffin, and if Kiffin turns them down, it'll be Napier 

[Bullneck 19673]

2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

Could not have asked for better.... all day to discuss what's going wrong at A&M... followed by a primetime, all recruits in attendance beat down in front of 100k disappointed fans.  (maybe less... this tweet already becoming posting place for ags selling tickets 😂 )

Bullneck prediction: aggy has -17 yards total offense at the half.  TOP is 24 min for Alabama, 6 min for aggy.  Score is 44-0.  

It will get worse in the second half. And by "worse" I mean Saban will take pity on Jimbo.  

[Pimphand 6513]

9 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

worse yet....

 

[Handcruser 2817]

I know people keep bringing this up, but what has Jimbo done in the last 7 years that would even make LSU pick up the phone and call him? Much less try to match/beat $9M/per that a&m is paying? 
Don't get me wrong, if LSU came calling, Jimbo would be a fool not to answer, simply because he has quickly worn out his welcome in College Station and his roster is falling apart in front of him and the fanbase is turning.  
But why would LSU call a guy that has been given a blank bag checkbook and every single advantage he could muster and is still trotting out the same shit that got him run out of Tallahassee? His team is regressing, his offense is archaic, and if there is any team in the Country that now understands the importance of upgrading your offense to this century, it is damn sure LSU. So what would be LSU's reason to want him?
The way this board contorts between "Jimbo sucks " and "LSU is gonna steal him" is quite perplexing.

I don’t know if LSU would hire him. I think he’d get an interview at least because of the relationship he has the their AD.

As we’ve seen, hiring a HC is a head coach crapshoot.

[UncleSonny 6798]

 

58 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Wydermeyer and Green are almost certainly gone. I've seen Wydermeyer projected as TE1 by some people and Green is a consensus first rounder unless something has changed based on play. 

Spiller is the one I'm not sure about. 

But aggy is going to lose a lot on defense regardless of the draft. If you potentially throw in Johnson (starting LT), Spiller (starting RB), Green (starting RT/guard), and Wydermyer (starting TE) that's a ton to replace. I think Small (field goal kicker) is also a SR and he's pretty damn good. 

Spiller will come out, he may be the first rb taken next year. I know, seems crazy but it’s a kind of weaker rb class. 

[Txslnghrns 1375]

In commercial break right now. Next up they have a bit called “Aggy Jar”.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

13 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

As a retired Army dude, that shit is..........concerning.
What is the percentage that actually get commissioned? I only met 2 commissioned Ags in my 20 years.

A&M has about 2,800 kids in the corps. They commission about 225 students each year through their ROTC program. In 4 years, roughly 900 kids commission theough the A&M ROTC program.

900/ 2,800 = 32%

So, less than 1/3 of the kids you see in their silly costumes will eventually obtain a commission through A&M's ROTC program. That rate fluctuates between 25% and 35%.

[jinx 2636]

On 9/26/2021 at 11:38 AM, Hagbard Celine said:

how this thread with it's skynet OP is still up hours after it started is amazing..... has looch given up?  i know it's sunday morning but the ministry of information never sleeps.....

[Pimphand 6513]

[CptnJiggleBits 1020]

I'm at a lost for words.

[NoRagrets 1141]

30 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I know people keep bringing this up, but what has Jimbo done in the last 7 years that would even make LSU pick up the phone and call him? Much less try to match/beat $9M/per that a&m is paying? 

Don't get me wrong, if LSU came calling, Jimbo would be a fool not to answer, simply because he has quickly worn out his welcome in College Station and his roster is falling apart in front of him and the fanbase is turning.  

But why would LSU call a guy that has been given a blank bag checkbook and every single advantage he could muster and is still trotting out the same shit that got him run out of Tallahassee? His team is regressing, his offense is archaic, and if there is any team in the Country that now understands the importance of upgrading your offense to this century, it is damn sure LSU. So what would be LSU's reason to want him?

The way this board contorts between "Jimbo sucks " and "LSU is gonna steal him" is quite perplexing.

LSU is going to offer that Brady OC guy that won them the championship a bajillion dollars. 

[TriStone 1724]

SIAP, but goddamn this is some cringey shit.

 

 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 18324]

4 minutes ago, TriStone said:

SIAP, but goddamn this is some cringey shit.

 

 

 

Why the fuck are these regards walking back and forth in the background?