Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I was going to say we need 27-25 cups for the Eternal Scoreboard, but I guess we're going to have to play them again. 

Yea, but that sure would look nice in our trophy room!

[UDontKnow 10557]

On 9/28/2021 at 9:06 AM, TreatyOak said:

@TreatyOak IMHO, this is your best work to date.

It took me at least five minutes to look at the rest of the image because I literally fell out of my chair laughing at Liucci's mugshot next to: "Select all images that show an idiot".

My sides fucking hurt from laughing so hard.

Thanks a lot, asshole!

[Bullneck 19454]

4 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I thought the joke was Aggy lives in a world where

Their cook is English.
Their mechanic is French.
Their policeman is German.
Their lover is Swiss.
It is all organized by the Italians.

That's Hell.  

[Pimphand 6266]

48 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

That's Hell.  

Isn't being an Aggy athletics supporter the same thing?

[TreatyOak 17194]

4 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

@TreatyOak IMHO, this is your best work to date.

It took me at least five minutes to look at the rest of the image because I literally fell out of my chair laughing at Liucci's mugshot next to: "Select all images that show an idiot".

My sides fucking hurt from laughing so hard.

Thanks a lot, asshole!

Wow. Hahaahah!!! Never loved being called an asshole so much before. Thanks, brother. 

 

[Hornlover 8915]

5 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Saturday Oct 2nd at 8:30pm

 

 

Those fucking cowbells - combined with my New Years Day hangover at the 1999 Cotton Bowl - were the worst.  Only thing that made up for it was Ricky flashing the Heisman pose.

[Bullneck 19454]

59 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Isn't being an Aggy athletics supporter the same thing?

Heaven is:

Their cook is French.
Their mechanic is German.
Their policeman is English.
Their lover is Italians.
It is all organized by the Swiss.

 

 

[MAUFRAIS 6731]

Those fucking cowbells - combined with my New Years Day hangover at the 1999 Cotton Bowl - were the worst.  Only thing that made up for it was Ricky flashing the Heisman pose.

Don’t forget the Pooooooooor Jackie! chant

[RomaVicta 30500]

41 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Don’t forget the Pooooooooor Jackie! chant

First that I've heard of that. 

[Tex Pete 21394]

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

First that I've heard of that. 

It rained down on that piece of shit. 

[Levi 2657]

8 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

Player: “I thought he was going down” 

Coach: “alright between me and you, we only one person that’s going down that easy…right?…and she’s not on the schedule” 

lmao!!!

[Willfully Horn 8204]

17 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Great French War Hero's what?

Great French War Hero was born in the US.

Eugene Bullard

 

What an incredible life he led. Bad ass motherfucker.

[Elmer_Fudd 22952]

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

8 hours ago, DoneWithit said:

Player: “I thought he was going down” 

Coach: “alright between me and you, we only one person that’s going down that easy…right?…and she’s not on the schedule” 

lmao!!!

Was awesome but I'd have made one change:  "only one person that's going down that easy....right?...and your mom's not on the schedule."  

But that's just me. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22952]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233018

[Droopy 2637]

10 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Those fucking cowbells - combined with my New Years Day hangover at the 1999 Cotton Bowl - were the worst.  Only thing that made up for it was Ricky flashing the Heisman pose.

That and seeing the MSU DBs with bags of ice on their shoulders try to recover from attempting to tackle Ricky. Man, I miss watching him run. 🤘🏼

[Deej 77668]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10762]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

adding... "** difference being guess who never lost to Arkansas?"

 

[Mileslong 4793]

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

37 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

 

 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

55 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

 

 

 

You know, I've never actually understood what those morons were saying all these years.  After listening to the first few my only response is

[Js1 86934]

4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

[demos 3032]

Figurelli got slapped:

[Hagbard Celine 11157]

4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233018

full skynet, minus the delusion of intent ("backstabbing aggy") - the entire sec never considered how aggy would feel about our move - they can't be 'backstabbed' when no one cares what they think or how they feel

moi is off their game, that thread should have been scrubbed within minutes

[El Squared 1838]

4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

You mean to say of course that Jimblow is actually "Sumlin the Fair" ......

[Hagbard Celine 11157]

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In reply to 12thmanfootball • 7:47a

12thmanfootball said:

2. Witnessing the SEC A&M administration backstab us and vote yes to let the sips into the conference.FIFY

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233018

Pooooooooor agggggggyyyyyyyy

[Hagbard Celine 11157]

it's amazing to me that these idiots seem to be totally unaware of how badly bjork and talkiebird fucked up with the zwereneman article and impromptu "it's our sec privelege" presser at their media days

talkiebird got a phone call at 1045am saturday morning and in 60 minutes looch had flipped the narrative 180 degrees and the sheep followed willingly

aggy had no choice in the matter - backstabbing was impossible

the sec cigars will bide their time, and fuck aggy appropriately for that transgression

and again, the delusion of agency in the matter...... the post is written as if the aggy vote could prevent our move

[wood 11747]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

full skynet, minus the delusion of intent ("backstabbing aggy") - the entire sec never considered how aggy would feel about our move - they can't be 'backstabbed' when no one cares what they think or how they feel

moi is off their game, that thread should have been scrubbed within minutes

Yep. Reminds me of a known prick (Snuff) on another board who responded to one of my posts with "How does this affect me?" This also seems to be the approach the rest of the SEC took with aggy.

My response: "I have no idea if it even does. A better question for me would be: "Do I give even a single fuck whether this affects Snuff?" And the answer would be "No. I give zero fucks how this affects Snuff". The next question would be "Is there a way to give less than zero fucks?" I think in this case there probably is. I posted with zero fucks given about how it affects you, and will continue posting accordingly going forward." /csb

Edited September 30, 2021 by wood

[Scholz 12301]

"This has not been a fun week knowing it's another year with no championship."

 

Each and every one of the next 18 years on their slow death march to a century of failure is going to be sweet.  😁

[ousux 5635]

"This has not been a fun week knowing it's another year with no championship."
 
Each and every one of the next 18 years on their slow death march to a century of failure is going to be sweet.  

Imagine how disheartening it must be..aggy cracked open their piggy banks for facilities and recruits the past decade with only a worthless Heisman trophy to show for it. (From a recruit who committed to the guy they fired before the SEC move)

Now in the span of one year they've seen their racist past and traditions come under attack, and in the span of just a couple months in the same year had their cheating attempts thwarted by NIL, and rug pulled out from under them with their biggest recruiting rivals taking away the only advantage they had. Almost enough to make me pity the poor gomers..lol.

[Scholz 12301]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Almost enough to make me pity the poor gomers..lol.

[wood 11747]

44 minutes ago, Scholz said:

"This has not been a fun week knowing it's another year with no championship."

 

Each and every one of the next 18 years on their slow death march to a century of failure is going to be sweet.  😁

Another year? LOL.

LOL, I mean that's the typical aggy's whole life - year after year of no championships. Denial is a helluva drug.

[mantis toboggan 850]

I noticed in the Arkansas game, that everyone’s favorite safety Sloneal, had key roles in helping pig score on both touchdowns. Was hoping, because admittedly I an unable, someone can post the gifs or otherwise add to his already illustrious highlight reel. 

[Viper 12212]

8 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

I noticed in the Arkansas game, that everyone’s favorite safety Sloneal, had key roles in helping pig score on both touchdowns. Was hoping, because admittedly I an unable, someone can post the gifs or otherwise add to his already illustrious highlight reel. 

 

Here's the best one. Lol at #1 pushing the arky player toward the end zone

 

O'Neal can't decide what to do so gets blocked by Jefferson

 

[mantis toboggan 850]

That second one tastes good

[Jkwellborn 7006]

That was O’Neal that got truck too wasn’t it?

[Dondrysdale1 375]

I believe he is also the one that bit on play action and left Myles Jones 1 on 1 on the 85 yd td.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

1 hour ago, mantis toboggan said:

I noticed in the Arkansas game, that everyone’s favorite safety Sloneal, had key roles in helping pig score on both touchdowns. Was hoping, because admittedly I an unable, someone can post the gifs or otherwise add to his already illustrious highlight reel. 

 

[Lhorn 5079]

9 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I can’t fathom that they thought it was necessary to give him a raise so early in a contract where you were already paying more than anyone else would be willing to.  What’s he going to do, retire and walk away from 7.5 mil per year?  Does anyone else see his performance as so impressive that they are willing to pay him more than 7.5 mil to steal him?  I’m having a hard time deciding who amongst Herman, Shaka or Jimbo was the least deserving of a raise/extension.  

 

[BigHornedLurker 2108]

There's a lot of hilarity about A&M that goes back decades but if you cut through the crap a few things stand out to me 

1. A&Ms best decade in however many decades of shitty football is on par with Texas worst decade 

2. A&M gives raises to coaches that Texas would have fired 

Enjoy your remaining time in the SEC without us, Daddy's coming home 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

17 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I can’t fathom that they thought it was necessary to give him a raise so early in a contract where you were already paying more than anyone else would be willing to.  What’s he going to do, retire and walk away from 7.5 mil per year?  Does anyone else see his performance as so impressive that they are willing to pay him more than 7.5 mil to steal him?  I’m having a hard time deciding who amongst Herman, Shaka or Jimbo was the least deserving of a raise/extension.  

 

Below is an excerpt from A&M 2020 NCAA financials, page 41. Notice Jimbo's 2020 income from A&M was just over $8.9 mil. They were already paying him $9 mil.

Texas A&M 2020 NCAA financials.pdf

[Longboard Horn 41316]

On 9/28/2021 at 10:13 AM, Randolph Duke said:

Our old friend Mike Leach visiting College Station this weekend. From the history vault:

["A&M wants to rip on our fans and all that. Our fans are as good as their fans are. One thing our fans don't do is sit around and whine about other teams' fans. A&M spent a significant part of the week whining about what our fans are like. Why don't they worry about what themselves are like?"]

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2017/12/28/15024328/mike-leach-quotes-best-funniest-washington-state-head-coach

["It's interesting to me that all these Aggies—whether they're at A&M or here—are sitting around with halos over their heads and they have some divine expertise on fanmanship. I just don't believe that's the case. For the record, I think our fans are better than the Aggie fans."

"How come they get to pretend they are soldiers?  The thing is, they aren't actually in the military. I ought to have Mike's Pirate School. The freshmen, all they get is the bandanna. When you're a senior, you get the sword and skull and crossbones. For homework, we'll work pirate maneuvers and stuff like that."]

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/78729-leachisms-quotes-from-the-pirate-king

My favorite after tech beat aggy in 2006: 

“sometimes a pirate beats a soldier”

[Lhorn 5079]

So 7.5 was his base salary and the rest of the 8.9 was bonuses?  So now the base is 9 and similar bonuses will presumably get him to more than 10 mil?  
 

They must get off on throwing around money like it’s water. 
I thought Shaka and Herman’s raises were unnecessary and idiotic but this is a whole other level.  Not only are you throwing away money that could be better spent elsewhere to better the program but you are raising the buyout should you decide he’s not getting it done.  I don’t think “we expected better at this point” is an uncommon thought is CS.  

Edited September 30, 2021 by Lhorn

[Enchubben 5598]

5 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

So 7.5 was his base salary and the rest of the 8.9 was bonuses?  So now the base is 9 and similar bonuses will presumably get him to more than 10 mil?  
 

They must get off on throwing around money like it’s water. 
I thought Shaka and Herman’s raises were unnecessary and idiotic but this is a whole other level.  

Probably because should it ever come to it, they’ll just borrow more interest free money from the academic side (if you consider near 60% acceptance rate academics).  Then Texas taxpayers will be paying the bill for their dumbass decision making.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

11 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

So 7.5 was his base salary and the rest of the 8.9 was bonuses?  So now the base is 9 and similar bonuses will presumably get him to more than 10 mil?  
 

They must get off on throwing around money like it’s water. 
I thought Shaka and Herman’s raises were unnecessary and idiotic but this is a whole other level.  Not only are you throwing away money that could be better spent elsewhere to better the program but you are raising the buyout should you decide he’s not getting it done.  I don’t think “we expected better at this point” is an uncommon thought is CS.  

Fringe benefits. See attached contract.

Jimbo-Fisher-Texas-AM.pdf

[Bill Lumbergh 7337]

I can’t fathom that they thought it was necessary to give him a raise so early in a contract where you were already paying more than anyone else would be willing to.  What’s he going to do, retire and walk away from 7.5 mil per year?  Does anyone else see his performance as so impressive that they are willing to pay him more than 7.5 mil to steal him?  I’m having a hard time deciding who amongst Herman, Shaka or Jimbo was the least deserving of a raise/extension.  
 

He actually convinced them that LSU was going to outbid them. It's one of the consequences of having no buyout, they know they're completely vulnerable if a better program actually wanted to offer.

At this point Jimbo has proven much more adept at exploiting aggy's inferiority complex than exploiting sec defenses.

[C-Man 27685]

55 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

I believe he is also the one that bit on play action and left Myles Jones 1 on 1 on the 85 yd td.

He was