Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

9 hours ago, CHIEF said:

aggy and Jimbo remind me of my dog on steak night at my house. We get bone-in ribeyes. After we eat everything we can, we give a bone (Jimbo) to my dog (aggy). The rest of the night, he growls, and runs off with that slimy, spit covered bone, that you don't want, anytime you walk near him. He is so proud of himself and his prize, "look what I got". Its his prize possession, but everyone else sees it for what it is, a slimy, spit covered bone with nothing left on it that anyone would want.

CHIEF

Maybe we should start calling Jimbo. “T-Bone”?

[Bill Lumbergh 7337]

The Jimbo to LSU thing is such a win win regardless of the outcome.

If LSU isn't going to offer, Jimbo still used the risk that they might as leverage for an even more ridiculous contract from aggy.

If LSU is going to offer, it won't be for more $, at best it will be equal and likely less. If Jimbo takes equal or less $ to leave aggy for LSU, we might all go the way of ghost of LL and actually OD on aggy tears.

Even better, if he takes the LSU job that's probably better for us than LSU hiring a legit coach, and aggy will perpetually be a 7-5/8-4 team regardless of their coach so it doesn't matter.

I don't think there's a chance in hell LSU actually offers, but any way you look at aggy loses here.

[Dennis Taylor 19284]

15 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

 

[Deej 77665]

11 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Maybe we should start calling Jimbo. “T-Bone”?

 

[Fud 9696]

6 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

The Jimbo to LSU thing is such a win win regardless of the outcome.

If LSU isn't going to offer, Jimbo still used the risk that they might as leverage for an even more ridiculous contract from aggy.

If LSU is going to offer, it won't be for more $, at best it will be equal and likely less. If Jimbo takes equal or less $ to leave aggy for LSU, we might all go the way of ghost of LL and actually OD on aggy tears.

Even better, if he takes the LSU job that's probably better for us than LSU hiring a legit coach, and aggy will perpetually be a 7-5/8-4 team regardless of their coach so it doesn't matter.

I don't think there's a chance in hell LSU actually offers, but any way you look at aggy loses here.

I think they'll go after Kiffin, and if he turns them down, settle for Napier 

[Crapinon 2367]

4 hours ago, Thatguy said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233187

 

"Due to the type of person he is and his commitment to always put the players first I wouldn't trade Jimbo for one HC in CFB. Yes even Darth Saban. I'm just as frustrated as anyone but Jimbo is the right man for Texas A&M now and for as long as he wants to."                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Clickity clack, back on the rollercoaster track. 

[Viper 12211]

Can we get a running list of Olin headlines? He seems to be the Hamm of longform journalism.

[Treefidy 1504]

10 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Is LSU in a position to pay 8 mil plus and if they were, would they guarantee that 8 mil for 6 plus years…… for Jimbo Fisher?!!

I don’t think anyone who is not retarded was ever going to one up that contract to steal Jimbo.  Then again… one might be surprised how little he’s take to get away from aggy.  Regardless, they got worked HARD! 

I think he would be dangerous at LSU, they probably make him get an actual modern OC and with that alone he might just win again with all LSUs talent (until he tanked the roster again)  Aggy has 0 leverage so he has no incentive to make any changes that hurt his ego. Instead they kowtow to him and his MNC trophy worse than a Ming dynasty servant  

 He probably has more money than he knows what to do with, he lives in a house you would expect the manager of Tractor Supply to own, and meth is pretty cheap.  So is it about the guaranteed money or about winning again for him?   He would not get that contract from LSU and there would be plenty of pressure to make changes where needed.  But if he wants to win again he has to go somewhere better than aggy.  
 

 

[Royale with cheese 1491]

52 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I don't think there's a chance in hell LSU actually offers, but any way you look at aggy loses here.

Laugh about it, shout about it

When you've got to choose

Every way you look at it, you lose

 

[mchookem 16727]

10 hours ago, Foosters said:

This just hits different after you have kids. The thought of losing a child to that is almost too much to bear.

yeah...i took my niece on a tour there back in 2019. i felt obligated bc i wanted her to make her own decision and she really knew nothing about aggy, she didn't even know my feelings about them bc she's not into football at all and it had just never come up.

by the end of the tour, on her own, she said to me that they were 'weird', she'd been snickering at the corps dorks all day, and when the guides finished the tour with their literal tearfilled spiel about the aggy 'family' and what it means, how special it is, she said "this is like a cult!"

i was very proud of her in that moment lol...however, i say all that to say, when i watch these fishcamp vids, and yell practice, and all their other weird shit, i do think there is a certain type of kid that maybe needs that, the conformity, the feeling of being part of a group. they really want to feel like they belong to something 'special'.

i mean obviously there are kids that feel that way, they keep going there lol. i guess what i mean is i could kind of understand some kids longing for that feeling of being 'in' and choose aggy bc of it. 

thankfully my niece saw them for the freaks they are 🤣 (she ended up in the honors college at UNT)

[RomaVicta 30497]

5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

That's what I threatened a granddaughter with when she was around 9 yo and thought she wanted to be a vet.  I told her I'd never speak to her again.

She didn't go.

Dear, dear granddaughter, apple of my eye. Tell me your dream. Put your hopes in my hands.

 

[Redneck Mutha 8158]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Maybe we should start calling Jimbo. “T-Bone”?

Koko! Koko! Koko! 

[Js1 86926]

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

If they want a sitting MNC coach, they'd be better off with Mack cornering the Louisiana recruiting market.

 

 

New turdition - washed up coaches who got lucky to win a MNC and squander top 10 rankings and top 5 recruiting classes at their comeback attempt 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

The Jimbo to LSU thing is such a win win regardless of the outcome.

If LSU isn't going to offer, Jimbo still used the risk that they might as leverage for an even more ridiculous contract from aggy.

If LSU is going to offer, it won't be for more $, at best it will be equal and likely less. If Jimbo takes equal or less $ to leave aggy for LSU, we might all go the way of ghost of LL and actually OD on aggy tears.

Even better, if he takes the LSU job that's probably better for us than LSU hiring a legit coach, and aggy will perpetually be a 7-5/8-4 team regardless of their coach so it doesn't matter.

I don't think there's a chance in hell LSU actually offers, but any way you look at aggy loses here.

aggy and their "coach salary smack" is hilarious. Notice how Liucci talks about Schlossnagle's contract as being "almost the same as what he was being paid at TCU."

Has Liucci ever cited his source for what Schlossnagle was being paid at TCU? No.

Will he ever offer any evidence to substantiate what Schlossnagle was being paid at TCU? No.

Is Liucci being honest when he says that? No.

[MAUFRAIS 6731]

Why’d he put that comma in there? Are you a midget? Isn’t that a hate crime?

[Randolph Duke 4034]

1 minute ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Why’d he put that comma in there? Are you a midget? Isn’t that a hate crime?

Trade schools don't teach punctuation.

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

Best Ag Football Memory: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233273

Edited October 1, 2021 by Harrison Bergeron

[Viper 12211]

10 minutes ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

Best Ag Football Memory: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233273

Trying to think of a bigger Ag football moment...

Edited October 1, 2021 by Viper

[Bill Lumbergh 7337]

Best Ag Football Memory: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233273

Nothing is more aggy than having your "best moment" tied to your association with the achievements of others.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

you have to meet the standard of what you have to do

- Jimbo Fisher

$9 million/yr for this, people. $9 million.

"Texas A&M Head Coach Jimbo Fisher agrees that the Aggies need to raise their standard in practice. ”We’re preparing, but the standard of how to do details, we’re not detailed enough or we would play that way,” Fisher explained. “Why is that detail? Some of that’s experience. Some of that is youth. Some of that is new guys at critical positions at different moments because you’re rotating guys. You’re playing freshmen linemen, some young receivers, you have a new quarterback. Is that an excuse? No, you still have to meet the standard of what you have to do because that’s when your opportunities come. I tell these guys all the time you either wait to play or you prepare to play. But the one thing you can’t give a guy is experience. You have to get experience in the saddle, and they’ve got to realize that,” Fisher added."

https://www.kbtx.com/2021/09/28/aggies-look-raise-standard-practice/

Edited October 1, 2021 by Randolph Duke

[RomaVicta 30497]

2 hours ago, Fud said:

I think they'll go after Kiffin, and if he turns them down, settle for Napier 

Or Urban will pull a Saban and bail from the NFL to the SEC and coach the Tigahs. 

Nah, Aggies will say the Swamp Kitties (idiotic aggy nickname that many consistently use) wanted Jimbo, but couldn't afford to compete in money with the Aggies if he doesn't go. Aggies remain stuck in mediocrity.

Or Jimbo takes a major pay cut in the event that LSU is stupid enough to want him and commences to teack kitties to eat Collies.

[MAUFRAIS 6731]

A lot of nonsense, but then he said saddle, so I’m sure a lot of them will like it.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Candi laughs at Jimbo's experience in the saddle.  

[Js1 86926]

20 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

you have to meet the standard of what you have to do

- Jimbo Fisher

$9 million/yr for this, people. $9 million.

"Texas A&M Head Coach Jimbo Fisher agrees that the Aggies need to raise their standard in practice. ”We’re preparing, but the standard of how to do details, we’re not detailed enough or we would play that way,” Fisher explained. “Why is that detail? Some of that’s experience. Some of that is youth. Some of that is new guys at critical positions at different moments because you’re rotating guys. You’re playing freshmen linemen, some young receivers, you have a new quarterback. Is that an excuse? No, you still have to meet the standard of what you have to do because that’s when your opportunities come. I tell these guys all the time you either wait to play or you prepare to play. But the one thing you can’t give a guy is experience. You have to get experience in the saddle, and they’ve got to realize that,” Fisher added."

https://www.kbtx.com/2021/09/28/aggies-look-raise-standard-practice/

They need to bring in Tom Herman - you can't win the game if you don't have a great Sunday practice. 

[El Squared 1838]

13 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Is that the bonfire?

Student section after stadium renovation

[El Squared 1838]

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Maybe we should start calling Jimbo. “T-Bone”?

That's his ex-wife's name.

[Vertigo 20461]

2 hours ago, Viper said:

Can we get a running list of Olin headlines? He seems to be the Hamm of longform journalism.

Mercifully, Hamm's stupidity has to be contained in 280 characters or less. 

 

[Vertigo 20461]

29 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Candi laughs at Jimbo's experience in the saddle.  

[Elmer_Fudd 22946]

[ousux 5635]

They want to skip straight to the Bama curbstomping?

Kinda weird, but ok.

[utee94 16065]

5 minutes ago, ousux said:

They want to skip straight to the Bama curbstomping?

Kinda weird, but ok.

Agreed.  I mean, there's a good chance they'll lose to MSU, but winning is still possible.  They should absolutely try to enjoy this weekend's game, because next weekend is really gonna suck for them.

 

Edited October 1, 2021 by utee94

[Deej 77665]

aggy enjoys sucking.

 

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

Don’t forget that Jimbo is gonna kick Saban’s ass.  Wonder if Saban remembers?

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

you have to meet the standard of what you have to do

- Jimbo Fisher

$9 million/yr for this, people. $9 million.

"Texas A&M Head Coach Jimbo Fisher agrees that the Aggies need to raise their standard in practice. ”We’re preparing, but the standard of how to do details, we’re not detailed enough or we would play that way,” Fisher explained. “Why is that detail? Some of that’s experience. Some of that is youth. Some of that is new guys at critical positions at different moments because you’re rotating guys. You’re playing freshmen linemen, some young receivers, you have a new quarterback. Is that an excuse? No, you still have to meet the standard of what you have to do because that’s when your opportunities come. I tell these guys all the time you either wait to play or you prepare to play. But the one thing you can’t give a guy is experience. You have to get experience in the saddle, and they’ve got to realize that,” Fisher added."

https://www.kbtx.com/2021/09/28/aggies-look-raise-standard-practice/

Well, isn’t that exactly the reason he was hired to coach at aggy?  Fans are looking for week to week improvement and wins.  Hello.

[40acredropout 2908]

3 hours ago, mchookem said:

i say all that to say, when i watch these fishcamp vids, and yell practice, and all their other weird shit, i do think there is a certain type of kid that maybe needs that, the conformity, the feeling of being part of a group. they really want to feel like they belong to something 'special'.

i mean obviously there are kids that feel that way, they keep going there lol. i guess what i mean is i could kind of understand some kids longing for that feeling of being 'in' and choose aggy bc of it. 

Immamac before he had Surly?

[Teamdirtyleg 1139]

4 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

The Jimbo to LSU thing is such a win win regardless of the outcome.

If LSU isn't going to offer, Jimbo still used the risk that they might as leverage for an even more ridiculous contract from aggy.

If LSU is going to offer, it won't be for more $, at best it will be equal and likely less. If Jimbo takes equal or less $ to leave aggy for LSU, we might all go the way of ghost of LL and actually OD on aggy tears.

Even better, if he takes the LSU job that's probably better for us than LSU hiring a legit coach, and aggy will perpetually be a 7-5/8-4 team regardless of their coach so it doesn't matter.

I don't think there's a chance in hell LSU actually offers, but any way you look at aggy loses here.

Listening to aggy make excuses and cover for Jimbo vs how Texas message boards and sites actively criticizing and demanding higher performance from a brand new coach really crystalizes why aggy has always had a mediocre football program.  They think propaganda will speak success into existence there while Texas actually demands results.

[Teamdirtyleg 1139]

4 hours ago, mchookem said:

yeah...i took my niece on a tour there back in 2019. i felt obligated bc i wanted her to make her own decision and she really knew nothing about aggy, she didn't even know my feelings about them bc she's not into football at all and it had just never come up.

by the end of the tour, on her own, she said to me that they were 'weird', she'd been snickering at the corps dorks all day, and when the guides finished the tour with their literal tearfilled spiel about the aggy 'family' and what it means, how special it is, she said "this is like a cult!"

i was very proud of her in that moment lol...however, i say all that to say, when i watch these fishcamp vids, and yell practice, and all their other weird shit, i do think there is a certain type of kid that maybe needs that, the conformity, the feeling of being part of a group. they really want to feel like they belong to something 'special'.

i mean obviously there are kids that feel that way, they keep going there lol. i guess what i mean is i could kind of understand some kids longing for that feeling of being 'in' and choose aggy bc of it. 

thankfully my niece saw them for the freaks they are 🤣 (she ended up in the honors college at UNT)

like the kids at youth group at church or band in high school (no offense, they actually look like theyre having fun).  They found a place that accepts them (provided you conform, 2%ers) 

Edited October 1, 2021 by Teamdirtyleg

[JesusSweatDuck 18045]

3 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

aggy and their "coach salary smack" is hilarious. Notice how Liucci talks about Schlossnagle's contract as being "almost the same as what he was being paid at TCU."

Has Liucci ever cited his source for what Schlossnagle was being paid at TCU? No.

Will he ever offer any evidence to substantiate what Schlossnagle was being paid at TCU? No.

Is Liucci being honest when he says that? No.

I love how he sent you that and THEN blocked you.  What a little twat

[ousux 5635]

  No but evidently its kinda rapey. Who knew?
https://www.thebatt.com/news/fish-camp-perpetuates-culture-of-sexual-violence/article_c3823eb0-66a4-11eb-9689-bbe3fec563f0.html
 

What in the holy fuck is a "D.G. dad?"

That name alone is creepy af without the rape.

[Queen Bitch 1692]

3 hours ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

Best Ag Football Memory: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233273

Thread title should be “Tell me your football program hasn’t accomplished shit without telling me me your football program hasn’t accomplished shit“

[Randolph Duke 4034]

49 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I love how he sent you that and THEN blocked you.  What a little twat

He actually blocked me long before he sent me that chickenshit dm. 

I’d gladly have a conversation with him but his stock in trade is shilling fairy tales, not having honest conversations. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

3 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Candi laughs at Jimbo's experience in the saddle.  

If Jimbo was taking care of business, guys like Taylor Jacobs would be out of business.

[JesusSweatDuck 18045]

24 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

He actually blocked me long before he sent me that chickenshit dm. 

I’d gladly have a conversation with him but his stock in trade is shilling fairy tales, not having honest conversations. 

That's even more chickenshit.  Eat a dick Liucci

[MontereyMX 922]

24 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That's even more chickenshit.  Eat a dick Liucci

He did, there is a pic 

[mchookem 16727]

1 hour ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

like the kids at youth group at church or band in high school (no offense, they actually look like theyre having fun).  They found a place that accepts them (provided you conform, 2%ers) 

yes! i was actually thinking about church camp exactly when i was writing that 😄

and yes they always looked like they were having fun but i just never felt like i fit with that crew. and i even tried lol.  

[Hagbard Celine 11157]

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

He actually blocked me long before he sent me that chickenshit dm. 

I’d gladly have a conversation with him but his stock in trade is shilling fairy tales, not having honest conversations. 

looch's stock in trade is swallowing talkiebird semen and herding sheep

[Leanderman 2352]

My only hope is dumbo sticks around a few more years and they continue with 7-5 seasons. I used to watch Comedy Central but this is my new place for belly laughs, reading about these chicken farmers.

[ChickenNuggets 1661]

9 hours ago, mchookem said:

yeah...i took my niece on a tour there back in 2019. i felt obligated bc i wanted her to make her own decision and she really knew nothing about aggy, she didn't even know my feelings about them bc she's not into football at all and it had just never come up.

by the end of the tour, on her own, she said to me that they were 'weird', she'd been snickering at the corps dorks all day, and when the guides finished the tour with their literal tearfilled spiel about the aggy 'family' and what it means, how special it is, she said "this is like a cult!"

i was very proud of her in that moment lol...however, i say all that to say, when i watch these fishcamp vids, and yell practice, and all their other weird shit, i do think there is a certain type of kid that maybe needs that, the conformity, the feeling of being part of a group. they really want to feel like they belong to something 'special'.

i mean obviously there are kids that feel that way, they keep going there lol. i guess what i mean is i could kind of understand some kids longing for that feeling of being 'in' and choose aggy bc of it. 

thankfully my niece saw them for the freaks they are 🤣 (she ended up in the honors college at UNT)

Eh, all college campuses require conformity these days. It’s just comes down to choosing the conformity you’re comfortable with.

clearly she’s opposed to jizz jars 👍

[Bevo14 8468]

10 hours ago, Treefidy said:

I think he would be dangerous at LSU, they probably make him get an actual modern OC and with that alone he might just win again with all LSUs talent (until he tanked the roster again)  Aggy has 0 leverage so he has no incentive to make any changes that hurt his ego. Instead they kowtow to him and his MNC trophy worse than a Ming dynasty servant  

 He probably has more money than he knows what to do with, he lives in a house you would expect the manager of Tractor Supply to own, and meth is pretty cheap.  So is it about the guaranteed money or about winning again for him?   He would not get that contract from LSU and there would be plenty of pressure to make changes where needed.  But if he wants to win again he has to go somewhere better than aggy.  
 

 

Freshwater would be a way better hire and somewhat troublesome.

 

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Or Urban will pull a Saban and bail from the NFL to the SEC and coach the Tigahs. 

Nah, Aggies will say the Swamp Kitties (idiotic aggy nickname that many consistently use) wanted Jimbo, but couldn't afford to compete in money with the Aggies if he doesn't go. Aggies remain stuck in mediocrity.

Or Jimbo takes a major pay cut in the event that LSU is stupid enough to want him and commences to teack kitties to eat Collies.

They did hire farmer Fran so anything is possible.

[Blotto 23974]

4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

My only hope is dumbo sticks around a few more years and they continue with 7-5 seasons. I used to watch Comedy Central but this is my new place for belly laughs, reading about these chicken farmers.

They're likely to have a few more losses this season. Who the fuck is going to come anywhere close to matching that stupid fucking contract. Nobody. The only way he leaves aggy early is because they bought his ass out. Maybe they can try to work a Shaka-like exit, but if so, it will be with some shitty school who thinks Jimbo is the best they could ever do. LSU wont let aggy off the hook. 

[WBT 20879]

11 hours ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

Best Ag Football Memory: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233273

Please tell me we won't have a going to the sec ceremony