Tell Me About Texas a&m

[skipperj 377]

13 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I got a horn they can saw off.

Hmmmm.

[BlueGreySky 1082]

If you don't care about the recruiting mumbo-jumbo, at least read the final three paragraphs. The coaster is climbing, nay, hurtling to the top now.

 

click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click...

[sdm 929]

2 hours ago, hookem48 said:

hell it's neither, it's just a taint

Nevermind Lemonandturd beat me to it.

Edited July 5, 2018 by sdm

[kopp0e 1135]

1 hour ago, williemackgarza said:

Come on man, seriously. What thanfuck is goin on here


Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Pro

Is the on the Grand Ole Opry of College Station..?

[kopp0e 1135]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I take it these chick miss getting a piece of the 'Horn up the ass...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(as a annual rivalry) 🤘

[kopp0e 1135]

45 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

De plane boss! De plane!

 

[tantric superman 4668]

On 7/3/2018 at 7:28 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Ha!  I went to high school with one of these dudes!  He's singlehandedly responsible for about 80% of maroon I see on facebook when I log on.  He doesn't have any non-Aggie shirts as far as I can tell.  Lunatic, but good guy.  So, basic aggie.

[ButtFumble 5287]

https://www.seekingarrangement.com/search?city=College Station&country=United States&lat=30.627977&limit=25&lon=-96.33440680000001&page=1&radius=10&region=Texas&user_location=0

 

username SurlyBevo@mail.com

password 123456Texas

 

For Vic's Eyes Only

Spoiler

For Vic's Eyes Only

 

[Vic Mackey 47959]

In reference to that hidden content, yes on the 1st one. 2nd one I would definitely let her give me head.

[Leanderman 2367]

"In reference to that hidden content, yes on the 1st one. 2nd one I would definitely let her give me head. "

But, you would jump a wood pile if you thought there was a snake in there.

[CooterBrown 18288]

South Austin's mom measured me at 10.5" last night.

So that’s how you took the length when she pegged you.

[BigHorn'13 3494]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Doesn't the one in the middle kinda look like

8 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

 

 

 

 

[GreenspointTexas 9969]

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/texas-sports-nation/college/article/The-story-of-the-American-flag-high-over-Texas-13047603.php?cmpid=btfpm

 

 

most pointless story ever

[ButtFumble 5287]

6 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Doesn't the one in the middle kinda look like

 

here is her other pic could be

[Jkwellborn 7036]

Y’all need to start a thread about those females in a little more private area of the board.

[RomaVicta 30589]

3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/texas-sports-nation/college/article/The-story-of-the-American-flag-high-over-Texas-13047603.php?cmpid=btfpm

 

 

most pointless story ever

Everyone wanted to know about the flag they couldn't  see hanging from the back of Chinook helicopter over the spring game. All across America, people wanted to know the story. The writing is as good as the story itself. Thanks for sharing this tear-jerker with the rest of us. Pretty cool, indeed my friends. Pretty cool.

 

[Machinator 32103]

Crazy Karen puts her ovaries on the table.

[Machinator 32103]

[Orange&White 5573]

click clack click clack click clack

[Tex Pete 21488]

16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Crazy Karen puts her ovaries on the table.

 

That crazy bitch needs to put them on a shelf somewhere. And have her laptop slammed on her fingers.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20918]

18 hours ago, Machinator said:

If you don't care about the recruiting mumbo-jumbo, at least read the final three paragraphs. The coaster is climbing, nay, hurtling to the top now.

"And in a matter of six months we've inked every top recruit we locked on in blood."

Somebody want to tell this sheep cum dumpster that the  NSDs aren't for about five and seven more months and that A&M hasn't inked anybody yet?

[Leanderman 2367]

"Somebody want to tell this sheep cum dumpster that the  NSDs aren't for about five and seven more months and that A&M hasn't inked anybody yet? "

Nah just wait, aggie tears and denial are so much fun.

[Aoor Paggie 0]

20 hours ago, Machinator said:

If you don't care about the recruiting mumbo-jumbo, at least read the final three paragraphs. The coaster is climbing, nay, hurtling to the top now.

This just reads to me like they started paying players off again and are once again going to get busted. If there's anything Aggy is good at it's getting busted while being mediocre at cheating. Gig em Woop!

[Machinator 32103]

[ousux 5639]

This "Karen" has to be one of you guys, no way that's a real person.

No.way.in.hell.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

She's real, and she's spectacular (apologies to one T. Hatcher).

[Guest]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

This "Karen" has to be one of you guys, no way that's a real person.

No.way.in.hell.

Where are our wins?  Where?

Why did you flush those wins down the toilet?  I was counting on them!  We left the Big XII for this!

I knew that we'd lose to them!  They would have beaten us!  They were all over us!  We will always lose!

Karen, we were going to win the SEC!!!  Why did you do that?  No we're nothing like we've always been...

 

Edited July 5, 2018 by slorch

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

10 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

 

So that’s how you took the length when she pegged you.

Are you telling me that you've never just gone with it when your woman's getting a little rowdy?

[Machinator 32103]

[Machinator 32103]

[Deej 77826]

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

"And in a matter of six months we've inked every top recruit we locked on in blood."

Somebody want to tell this sheep cum dumpster that the  NSDs aren't for about five and seven more months and that A&M hasn't inked anybody yet?

Just means they've tattooed those recruits names on their junk.

[DaggerHorns 3170]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

This "Karen" has to be one of you guys, no way that's a real person.

No.way.in.hell.

LOL!!

https://mobile.twitter.com/KarenLovesNorm1/status/1008178485897113600

[happyhookem 224]

The only melt that will rival that of aggy is when Karen's personal roller coaster derails when Jimbo gets his shit pushed in by the rest of the sec.

[GreenspointTexas 9969]

Yeah, that Karen account is fake

 

 

 

if its not............ god help us all

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Yeah, that Karen account is fake

 

 

 

if its not............ god help us all

Would it be the first time aggy made you say to yourself, "

 

No fucking way that is real..."

 

 

No it would not.

Edited July 6, 2018 by slorch

[GreenspointTexas 9969]

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

Would it be the first time aggy made you say to yourself, "

 

No fucking way that is real..."

 

 

No it would not.

Touche’

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

Crazy Karen puts her ovaries on the table.

They always have to show how retarded they are.  Forget the asinine statement itself, she had to go ahead and put Mr. in quotes.  What a dumbshit. 

Edited July 6, 2018 by ChiTownDoc
Or is Fisher a tranny?

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

Crazy Karen puts her ovaries on the table.

I guess if you say it enough, aggy will believe it.....cough, cough. 

[MontereyMX 954]

4 hours ago, ousux said:

This "Karen" has to be one of you guys, no way that's a real person.

No.way.in.hell.

its Brewster

[markstanco 12787]

She will vanish like bizzle come October.

[Majorcholas 559]

On 7/4/2018 at 9:07 PM, kopp0e said:

Is the on the Grand Ole Opry of College Station..?

Negged for putting grand ole opry and college station in the same sentence. 

[Sejjr 3250]

So just so we are clear: Karen’s official twitter handle is Karen Key Largo. Her Facebook (Hamm) user name is Karen LovesNorman Johnson. Someone (likely from Surly) created a mock twitter handle with her FB/Hamm name and profile pic? I just want to make sure the FBI doesn’t put an innocent man on their watchlist. 

[Leanderman 2367]

"She will vanish like bizzle come October."

or like my dick in your mom. 

[kopp0e 1135]

6 hours ago, Majorcholas said:

Negged for putting grand ole opry and college station in the same sentence. 

I should have known the Grand Ole Opry wouldn't have an endorsement like that..!

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

September 8 Karen’s gonna be like:

[kopp0e 1135]

15 hours ago, Machinator said:

I'm not sure if that projected record would be possible even just playing College Football on EA Sports for aggy to get that record...

(gonna need to hit the restart button a lot)

[Deej 77826]

Replacing the roller coaster this year with the decapitation water slide, I see.

[Knoxtnhorn 6307]

This Karen character is awesome.  She's taking the roller coaster to heights heretofore unseen.  When it comes crashing down, she's going to be awesome to watch self destruct.

[Vic Mackey 47959]

[Vic Mackey 47959]