Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Deej 76,472]

16 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Why any African-American athlete with options would choose to spend 3-4 years in BCS has always been a mystery to me.

[conVINCEd 21,468]

Just now, Deej said:

Which they can get at other places.

[DFW Horn 6,116]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Which they can get at other places.

SEC SEC SEC close to mama. That's all I've got

[Gaffords 755]

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

5-5 since joining the SEC. Sounds like aggy has found their rival. Just like they never wanted to admit Tech was their rival in the B12 when they had a win percentage of 51% historically. 

That's aggy at it's finest.  Miss St. Is below us because we actually beat them half the times we play...  They're a non factor to aggy. LSU is at the same level as Miss St now that we've beat them 2 or 3 times. Alabama is the only team equal to us because...  ...well because they are another elite, blueblood like us...

[TotallyLegit 3,050]

18 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What the fuck is a “Texas Aggie”?

Maybe they're on the UT waitlist?

[The Ace of Aces 5,106]

I sent those midnight yell clips to a few of my friends here - a few Penn State grads, a Pitt grad, a Penn grad and some other random northeast schools. Ever single response was “is this a real thing? Do they recognize that behavior isn’t normal?”

The Penn State guys said it makes JoePa sympathizers look intelligent. And one called it farmer cosplay. I like that. It should be used.

Edited October 7, 2021 by The Ace of Aces

[Poolflood 845]

https://texags.com/forums/6/topics/3227392

Which one of you bumped this thread?  Glorious 

[SHOOTER12 8,787]

1 hour ago, ChickenNuggets said:

God.. I know some really smart Aggies.. Engineers, folks that quite frankly are heads and toes over friends of mine from UT. But damn if they don't have the dumbest, most ass backwards fan base. It must be all that East TX inbreeding.  I doubt coryhub graduated high school, much less college. That dumbfuck is breaking rock Mon - Fri and banging waffle house waitresses on the weekends.

Your entire post indicates that you need to get your drug addled ass into the closest rehab ASAP.

[Gaffords 755]

With our commitment today from aggy's sure thing speed demon, you know that feeling in the pit of their stomach, has got to be really starting to churn...  The closer bevo gets, the more unbearable aggy will become for the other fan bases...

[Lhorn 4,883]

54 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

https://texags.com/forums/6/topics/3227392

Which one of you bumped this thread?  Glorious 

Look at these two dumbasses. One thinks we might lose to Kansas and other other doesn’t realize they’re likely to be closer to 4-8 than we will. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

I predict pain on Saturday night when Saban goes in dry and then a bunch of "season ending" aggy injuries to Spiller and every other aggy with a puncher's chance at the NFL.    

[Teamdirtyleg 1,058]

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

My outspoken aggy coworker (who I actually really like) has been radio silent after talking shit all week after we lost to arkansas. I haven’t said shit to him. I’m not surprised they lost. They are losers. That’s what they do. I know if the roles were reversed and we lost, he wouldn’t be able to shut up. 

It has to eat at their ass more when you act like aggy losing is completely normal and unsurprising.  “What’s that?  How was my weekend? Nothing abnormal happened, nothing stood out to me.”

[utee94 15,742]

3 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Why any African-American athlete with options would choose to spend 3-4 years in BCS has always been a mystery to me.

 

[conVINCEd 21,468]

42 minutes ago, utee94 said:

 

And he had options and used them.

[ztejas 43,236]

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Look at these two dumbasses. One thinks we might lose to Kansas and other other doesn’t realize they’re likely to be closer to 4-8 than we will. 

Kansas State is getting fucked on in DKR. We don't play that sorry shit anymore now that Mack is gone. 

Less confident about OU and WV.

[ousux 5,585]

Exactly. They can't comprehend the concept of not being an in your face, obnoxious fuck when winning, and it kills them when you don't discuss how they're doing - even after embarrassing losses. After a while of me not saying anything, my neighbor started bringing up aggy mixed in with other cfb talk, but I still didn't address aggy at all.

Irrelevance always cuts deeper than ridicule..bravo my good man

[ousux 5,585]

Why any African-American athlete with options would choose to spend 3-4 years in BCS has always been a mystery to me.

There are rea$on$, but not any good one$.

Jimbo I totally get why he endures it..hell, he may actually embrace it even if they werent paying him a ridiculous salary.

[ousux 5,585]

Which they can get at other places.

Anyone willing to bid against themselves and always overpay?

[ousux 5,585]

https://texags.com/forums/6/topics/3227392
Which one of you bumped this thread?  Glorious 

Looch must be on a bender, that thread was bumped more than 12 hours ago and hasnt been scrubbed.

[Nueces River Rat 5,524]

7 hours ago, utee94 said:

 

Imagine the collectors value of that vehicle today, especially with the story behind it.  

[utee94 15,742]

7 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

And he had options and used them.

They ain't all Eric Dickerson.  And they shut down SMU four decades ago.

The ags are more than willing to outbid almost everyone.  So they get their fair share of tainted talent.  They didn't call him Fedex Jackie fer nuthin'.

Edited October 7, 2021 by utee94

[mdleast 8,255]

[Longboard Horn 40,066]

On 10/5/2021 at 12:33 PM, Gaffords said:

I wonder what goes through Jimbo's mind every time he hears:

Manzell

Elite

Sleeping giant

Bigger/richer than

Us and Alabama

As storied as

Blue blood

Redass

Held down

Have the best

All-time top 5.

Out of time.

If Bevo didn't cheat

If it wasn't because of, we...

I can't imagine being a new coach never exposed to the real aggy. Chuckling, grinning, nodding my head in agreement... Until it dawned on me - I think these fools are serious!   

Why is it so hot in here all of a sudden?    Oh God, Im going to be sick....  My iced tea was in a mason jar at lunch.

[Horn Draoi 254]

13 hours ago, ChickenNuggets said:

God.. I know some really smart Aggies.. Engineers, folks that quite frankly are heads and toes over friends of mine from UT. But damn if they don't have the dumbest, most ass backwards fan base. It must be all that East TX inbreeding.  I doubt coryhub graduated high school, much less college. That dumbfuck is breaking rock Mon - Fri and banging waffle house waitresses on the weekends.

My father was a college prof; I grew up on small university campuses (not SEC or SWC).  Personal confession: I went to a&m on a full ride academic scholarship (ChemE) as a freshman-I was evidently an 0.002% guy.  “Underwhelming” would be an incredible understatement.  Got out after 2 semesters.  Married into a family of engineers and accountants, plenty of acquaintances from both universities.

I’ve never met an aggy engineer I’d let design a carport for me, or an aggy accountant I’d let balance my checkbook.  What starts at Texas changes the world, what starts at tamu fucks things up.  It’s a second rate cow college situated in shithole East Texas-always has been, always will be.  Never doubt it, never forget it.

[bornbama1 106]

I just saw a Twitter post of the aggie midnight yell practice or whatever before the MSU game. Also one of their "annual" running of the sheep. 

What the actual Hell did I see? They have to shield their recruits from such "Traditions" or they would never get any decent players. Every disgusting thing I've ever read on here doesn't even begin to do it justice.

[Dennis Taylor 18,672]

 

7 minutes ago, Horn Draoi said:

My father was a college prof; I grew up on small university campuses (not SEC or SWC).  Personal confession: I went to a&m on a full ride academic scholarship (ChemE) as a freshman-I was evidently an 0.002% guy.  “Underwhelming” would be an incredible understatement.  Got out after 2 semesters.  Married into a family of engineers and accountants, plenty of acquaintances from both universities.

I’ve never met an aggy engineer I’d let design a carport for me, or an aggy accountant I’d let balance my checkbook.  What starts at Texas changes the world, what starts at tamu fucks things up.  It’s a second rate cow college situated in shithole East Texas-always has been, always will be.  Never doubt it, never forget it.

East Texas?

 

Edited October 7, 2021 by Dennis Taylor

[Da Fino 2,716]

 

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[Horn Draoi 254]

This great reply made me LOL.  If. It’s east of Gatesville, it’s East fucking Texas to me-just count the appliances on the porch…..

[HeyMcFly 144]

14 hours ago, ChickenNuggets said:

God.. I know some really smart Aggies.. Engineers, folks that quite frankly are heads and toes over friends of mine from UT. But damn if they don't have the dumbest, most ass backwards fan base. It must be all that East TX inbreeding.  I doubt coryhub graduated high school, much less college. That dumbfuck is breaking rock Mon - Fri and banging waffle house waitresses on the weekends.

yeah man i have to call BS... I have never met an aggie and said "damn this person is pretty intelligent"

[DFW Horn 6,116]

 

[InkaUtexas 25,383]

17 minutes ago, HeyMcFly said:

yeah man i have to call BS... I have never met an aggie and said "damn this person is pretty intelligent"

I have. 1. His parents made him go there if he wanted them to pay his tuition. Was accepted to UT, NYU and Stanford. Parents said fuck that, you go to aggie land. Poor kid. 

[Gidnik 3,250]

nsiap but im not going over 700 pages of aggy bullshit.  

 

[South Austin 52,032]

27 minutes ago, HeyMcFly said:

yeah man i have to call BS... I have never met an aggie and said "damn this person is pretty intelligent"

Two of my best friends are aggy's, and both very smart. 

One is an ultra-liberal, and he was when he was in school in the late 80s/early 90s.  He's been very critical of the direction the school has been going in academically.  He never really got into the aggy "traditions," and his interest in college football has waned over the past few years, but before that he was still a huge aggy fan.  But never in my face about it.

The other will whoop it up every now and then with her college sorority sisters, but other than that you'd never guess where she went to school.

So there's probably a reason why they're such good friends despite having attended that school.

[tantric superman 4,667]

52 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

 

[66BUFF 2,544]

14 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What the fuck is a “Texas Aggie”?

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

 

[ousux 5,585]

 
East Texas?
 

East of I-35, I'll allow it

[Fud 9,542]

56 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I have. 1. His parents made him go there if he wanted them to pay his tuition. Was accepted to UT, NYU and Stanford. Parents said fuck that, you go to aggie land. Poor kid. 

He got into Stanford, and he still had tuition to pay at A&M?

[Zeus 5,943]

Clay Travis and outkick bus going to be at collie station this week lol

[Burt Macklin 18,984]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

I have. 1. His parents made him go there if he wanted them to pay his tuition. Was accepted to UT, NYU and Stanford. Parents said fuck that, you go to aggie land. Poor kid. 

He’s not intelligent if he picked A&M over Stanford, NYU, and UT, free tuition or not. 

Edited October 7, 2021 by Burt Macklin

[Post Oak 20,182]

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Clay Travis and outkick bus going to be at collie station this week lol

A match made in heaven 

[Deej 76,472]

9 minutes ago, Fud said:

He got into Stanford, and he still had tuition to pay at A&M?

Somebody had to pay for years and years of aggy bad financial decision making.

[Teamdirtyleg 1,058]

45 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Two of my best friends are aggy's, and both very smart. 

One is an ultra-liberal, and he was when he was in school in the late 80s/early 90s.  He's been very critical of the direction the school has been going in academically.  He never really got into the aggy "traditions," and his interest in college football has waned over the past few years, but before that he was still a huge aggy fan.  But never in my face about it.

The other will whoop it up every now and then with her college sorority sisters, but other than that you'd never guess where she went to school.

So there's probably a reason why they're such good friends despite having attended that school.

The seemingly normal ones will act much different in an aggy pack (what do we call a pack of aggy)  

[Pam Cummings 9,550]

3 hours ago, mdleast said:

 

Soho hank at around :55 is how i react any time i see the aggy milk men.

 

[Nueces River Rat 5,524]

I have a number of family members and friends who are aggy.   Love them all for the most part.... But during football season many of them become the biggest asses in the world, especially when we've been down and they got all the state sports media love when they joined the SEC...   Interestingly  enough when it was announced we were joining the SEC, alot of their hooting and hollering kind of stopped on their Facebook feeds...  save when Arkansas beat us in Sept.    Then they had to eat crow two weeks later when Arkansas beat them..  And now with two SEC loses and realizing they are indeed overhyped, I see hardly nothing from them.   Maybe a post game pics with family or friends at Kyle or around Collie Station.   But nothing about what was supposed to be one of their best teams ever.

[Teamdirtyleg 1,058]

28 minutes ago, ousux said:

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 
East Texas?
 

East of I-35, I'll allow it

Disch-Falk is in East Texas.

[Okcool 782]

2 hours ago, Horn Draoi said:

My father was a college prof; I grew up on small university campuses (not SEC or SWC).  Personal confession: I went to a&m on a full ride academic scholarship (ChemE) as a freshman-I was evidently an 0.002% guy.  “Underwhelming” would be an incredible understatement.  Got out after 2 semesters.  Married into a family of engineers and accountants, plenty of acquaintances from both universities.

I’ve never met an aggy engineer I’d let design a carport for me, or an aggy accountant I’d let balance my checkbook.  What starts at Texas changes the world, what starts at tamu fucks things up.  It’s a second rate cow college situated in shithole East Texas-always has been, always will be.  Never doubt it, never forget it.

[ChickenNuggets 1,610]

2 hours ago, Da Fino said:

 

 

 

16 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

The seemingly normal ones will act much different in an aggy pack (what do we call a pack of aggy)  

a gargle?

[Kel Varnsen 8,425]

23 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

The seemingly normal ones will act much different in an aggy pack (what do we call a pack of aggy)  

gaggy?

[El Squared 1,792]

Wonder what kind of negative Karma magic the Milquemen will bring upon themselves when their husband Bama comes into town  spoiling for an anal rape.

[InkaUtexas 25,383]

50 minutes ago, Fud said:

He got into Stanford, and he still had tuition to pay at A&M?

parents would not pay for him to go anywhere by A&M.