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1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

  He said country. So he meant Georgia, Michigan, and anyone else who had a better season than them.

Yes, my point is that they lost to Arky, MissSU, LSU and Ole Miss. 

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Posted
18 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Why are they posed like attacking zombies?

Because while they appear to be moving and animated, most Aggies are completely brain dead inside and just following what the others are doing.  

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4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

"About halfway through, the girl from the 6666 said she went to vet school at A&M."

The ags crowing about a television character being a hired hand on the 6666 is comical. It shows how little ags know about Texas history.

Anne Burnett had significant ties to UT Austin, Tech, and TCU. Wendi and David Grimes are both Longhorns. I don't think there is an aggy in the entire family that owned the 6666 before it was recently sold off to an investor group.

I mean ... aggy crowing about one of their vets being a hired hand at some Sips' huge, historic ranch? Sounds pretty much right up their alley.

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16 hours ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

aggy has had talent before, still managed to shit down their leg.

This goes back as far as I can remember.  The only years they lost the "choke" mentality were the FedEx Jackie years.   All their delusions of grandeur are based on those years.   Seems we are back full circle when it comes to bag men.

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I mean...who amongst us didn't go "ring dunk" their wedding band right after saying I do?  Holy matrimony is best served in flat natty light.

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18 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Texas A&M head football coach Jimbo Fisher is no stranger when it comes to making bold claims about his team. And on Wednesday, as a guest on the Paul Finebaum Show, Fisher made a bold statement on Texas A&M and the College Football Playoff.

“I think we will be, I think we were a year ago. I really thought we should be in the playoffs, but we’re not,” Fisher said. “We finished fourth (in the SEC West), but I think we’re in that area. At the end of the year, Alabama had a tremendous team, but I think we were the second-best team in the country when you get down to it.

meanwhile, over at the ministry of information bunker.....

looch: see, i told you!

sharpe: sitting big boy!

talkie bird: EXTENSION!

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7 if you include Calzada

Starting RB Isaiah Spiller
Starting OL Kenyon Green
Starting TE Jalen Wydermyer
Starting DL DeMarvin Leal
Starting DL Jayden Peevy
Starting S Leon O'Neal

There may be at least 1 more (Michael Clemons), possibly up to 3 additional opt outs (Ainias Smith, Tyree Johnson, Demani Richardson)
 
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8 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
7 if you include Calzada

Starting RB Isaiah Spiller
Starting OL Kenyon Green
Starting TE Jalen Wydermyer
Starting DL DeMarvin Leal
Starting DL Jayden Peevy
Starting S Leon O'Neal

There may be at least 1 more (Michael Clemons), possibly up to 3 additional opt outs (Ainias Smith, Tyree Johnson, Demani Richardson)
 

9 if you include their DC and OL coach.  lol

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41 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
7 if you include Calzada

Starting RB Isaiah Spiller
Starting OL Kenyon Green
Starting TE Jalen Wydermyer
Starting DL DeMarvin Leal
Starting DL Jayden Peevy
Starting S Leon O'Neal

There may be at least 1 more (Michael Clemons), possibly up to 3 additional opt outs (Ainias Smith, Tyree Johnson, Demani Richardson)
 

Which defensive players are opting out for jail?

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Why are they posed like attacking zombies?
stupid sip, that's the aggy turdition called the milk lean. Back when the fightin aggys were off fighting Hitler in the 40's, it left a shortage of farmers. Used to be one farmer would jerk off the horses and another would finger the sheep. Dem smart aggys figured out if you stick ur milkin' stool between them, an aggy can do both at the same time as long as you get ur lean right. Whoop!
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10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

In their heads rent free.

P.S. fuck the Dixie Chicken. Nothing special about it

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Of course these dweebs are playing dominos at a fucking bar. 

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10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

In their heads rent free.

P.S. fuck the Dixie Chicken. Nothing special about it

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Lulz. Keep trying (with no success) losers. The story just gets longer. Irrelevance is a burden.

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7 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Well there was the one dude in to catch a predator cuffed wearing his maroon "Whoop" shirt. 

"If it wasn't for those meddling dogs. Always barking when I sneak into the sheep pen..."

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10 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

"If it wasn't for those meddling dogs. Always barking when I sneak into the sheep pen..."

That explains why a band member told me they removed the dogs vocal chords..

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Was watching a documentary on killer whales and stumbled across a peta video about aggy and the experiments they do on dogs. I love dogs so I’m her to say fuck aggy.


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I guess the old saying is true, "You don't bring sand to the beach.  But you can sure as hell bring stupid."  

Sec. Perry will be offering blowjobs behind Cabana 3 for those interested.  

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7 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Does anyone buy this for a second?  They knew damn well they were about to get absolutely smoked with transfers and opt outs and 1/2 a coaching staff.   This "Covid Outbreak" is beyond convenient.

Yeah I buy it. Since COVID is not limited to humans I definitely believe it.

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So the choices are

A.  Too scared to actually go into a game with Wake fucking Forest because of all the folks that quit on you

or

B.  Too stupid to do enough to avoid having so many members of your team get Covid right before a bowl game that you can't play

Never change aggy.

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1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

So is this an official forfeit since the game wasn’t canceled and Wake is looking for an opponent? Will it count as a loss or will Jimbo Wiesel his way out of it?

I don't know about all of that but I definitely got it on the Vaginosis Case Count board.

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