Tell Me About Texas a&m

[nnm 37998]

1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

  He said country. So he meant Georgia, Michigan, and anyone else who had a better season than them.

Yes, my point is that they lost to Arky, MissSU, LSU and Ole Miss. 

[UTEX_ME 4288]

8 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Isn't Sloneal out?  There goes half the defense.

 

[Tex Pete 21511]

9 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Isn't Sloneal out?  There goes half the defense.

He announced that he's out. Depends on if he can make it there or not.

[Guest Lobo]

18 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Why are they posed like attacking zombies?

Because while they appear to be moving and animated, most Aggies are completely brain dead inside and just following what the others are doing.  

[wood 11770]

4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

"About halfway through, the girl from the 6666 said she went to vet school at A&M."

The ags crowing about a television character being a hired hand on the 6666 is comical. It shows how little ags know about Texas history.

Anne Burnett had significant ties to UT Austin, Tech, and TCU. Wendi and David Grimes are both Longhorns. I don't think there is an aggy in the entire family that owned the 6666 before it was recently sold off to an investor group.

I mean ... aggy crowing about one of their vets being a hired hand at some Sips' huge, historic ranch? Sounds pretty much right up their alley.

[Hmbre97 6337]

Leave it to aggy to get excited about a character on a TV show mentioning going to A&M 20 minutes after jacking off a bunch of horses.

[pyrohornIII 4847]

16 hours ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

aggy has had talent before, still managed to shit down their leg.

This goes back as far as I can remember.  The only years they lost the "choke" mentality were the FedEx Jackie years.   All their delusions of grandeur are based on those years.   Seems we are back full circle when it comes to bag men.

[TrashMaster G 18132]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Even COVID is getting NIL money from aggie.

I thought aggy was doing bags, not NIL$.

[deft 7067]

I mean...who amongst us didn't go "ring dunk" their wedding band right after saying I do?  Holy matrimony is best served in flat natty light.

[Duval Street 420]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

In their heads rent free.

P.S. fuck the Dixie Chicken. Nothing special about it

Props to blueshirt for continuing the handy during the photo.

[C-Man 27826]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I did not know that and had to look it up. That is amazing. 

 

[Hagbard Celine 11289]

18 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Texas A&M head football coach Jimbo Fisher is no stranger when it comes to making bold claims about his team. And on Wednesday, as a guest on the Paul Finebaum Show, Fisher made a bold statement on Texas A&M and the College Football Playoff.

“I think we will be, I think we were a year ago. I really thought we should be in the playoffs, but we’re not,” Fisher said. “We finished fourth (in the SEC West), but I think we’re in that area. At the end of the year, Alabama had a tremendous team, but I think we were the second-best team in the country when you get down to it.

meanwhile, over at the ministry of information bunker.....

looch: see, i told you!

sharpe: sitting big boy!

talkie bird: EXTENSION!

[wood 11770]

35 minutes ago, Duval Street said:

Props to blueshirt for continuing the handy during the photo.

And to maroon shirt for the reacharound.

[LW Goatman 1129]

Well there was the one dude in to catch a predator cuffed wearing his maroon "Whoop" shirt. 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

7 if you include Calzada

Starting RB Isaiah Spiller
Starting OL Kenyon Green
Starting TE Jalen Wydermyer
Starting DL DeMarvin Leal
Starting DL Jayden Peevy
Starting S Leon O'Neal

There may be at least 1 more (Michael Clemons), possibly up to 3 additional opt outs (Ainias Smith, Tyree Johnson, Demani Richardson)

 

[BabaYaga 15631]

8 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

7 if you include Calzada

Starting RB Isaiah Spiller
Starting OL Kenyon Green
Starting TE Jalen Wydermyer
Starting DL DeMarvin Leal
Starting DL Jayden Peevy
Starting S Leon O'Neal

There may be at least 1 more (Michael Clemons), possibly up to 3 additional opt outs (Ainias Smith, Tyree Johnson, Demani Richardson)

 

9 if you include their DC and OL coach.  lol

[Tex Pete 21511]

41 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

7 if you include Calzada

Starting RB Isaiah Spiller
Starting OL Kenyon Green
Starting TE Jalen Wydermyer
Starting DL DeMarvin Leal
Starting DL Jayden Peevy
Starting S Leon O'Neal

There may be at least 1 more (Michael Clemons), possibly up to 3 additional opt outs (Ainias Smith, Tyree Johnson, Demani Richardson)

 

Which defensive players are opting out for jail?

[Deej 77871]

5 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Why are they posed like attacking zombies?

They are just demonstratimg how big they like the cocks they take.

[Hmbre97 6337]

Why are they posed like attacking zombies?

stupid sip, that's the aggy turdition called the milk lean. Back when the fightin aggys were off fighting Hitler in the 40's, it left a shortage of farmers. Used to be one farmer would jerk off the horses and another would finger the sheep. Dem smart aggys figured out if you stick ur milkin' stool between them, an aggy can do both at the same time as long as you get ur lean right. Whoop!

[ztejas 44282]

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

In their heads rent free.

P.S. fuck the Dixie Chicken. Nothing special about it

Of course these dweebs are playing dominos at a fucking bar. 

[Wishbone 4958]

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

In their heads rent free.

P.S. fuck the Dixie Chicken. Nothing special about it

Lulz. Keep trying (with no success) losers. The story just gets longer. Irrelevance is a burden.

[Nivek 17424]

Stone cold, 5 guys have downed almost half a pitcher of lite beer!

 

Edited December 22, 2021 by Nivek

[MAUFRAIS 6746]

Next time they’re listening to the front porch song they should remember this:

https://www.texasmonthly.com/arts-entertainment/that-70s-show/amp/

[Gaffords 778]

7 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Well there was the one dude in to catch a predator cuffed wearing his maroon "Whoop" shirt. 

"If it wasn't for those meddling dogs. Always barking when I sneak into the sheep pen..."

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

10 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

"If it wasn't for those meddling dogs. Always barking when I sneak into the sheep pen..."

That explains why a band member told me they removed the dogs vocal chords..

[mr. sunshine 2860]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Of course these dweebs are playing dominos at a fucking bar. 

Playing 42 is aggy birth control 

[NOOBSDUDE 596]

Was watching a documentary on killer whales and stumbled across a peta video about aggy and the experiments they do on dogs. I love dogs so I’m her to say fuck aggy.


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[ousux 5649]

Stone cold, 5 guys have downed almost half a pitcher of lite beer!
 

I was sure the 5th aggy you speak of is under the table, but I cant find him.

[Longboard Horn 41390]

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Of course these dweebs are playing dominos at a fucking bar. 

Hey now, don't hate on dominos. 

[Longboard Horn 41390]

The folks in Jacksonville are in for a headache and annoyance.... What a load of jerk off dorks... 

 

[Guest Lobo]

I guess the old saying is true, "You don't bring sand to the beach.  But you can sure as hell bring stupid."  

Sec. Perry will be offering blowjobs behind Cabana 3 for those interested.  

[mdmost 44110]

Can't lose 5 games in a season if you don't play the finale

 

[mdleast 8522]

They didn't forfeit - they just ran out of players....

[MonkeyDoughnut 10810]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Can't lose 5 games in a season if you don't play the finale

 

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Hah! Big brother didn’t go bowling this year so neither does aggy. Poor aggy

[4th&Five 42026]

bowls and nfl playoffs might be a disaster. around 10% of nfl players have tested positive in the last week and unvaxxed, asymp players aren't tested.

[Skipper 6412]

Does anyone buy this for a second?  They knew damn well they were about to get absolutely smoked with transfers and opt outs and 1/2 a coaching staff.   This "Covid Outbreak" is beyond convenient.

[MrBig 5651]

7 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Does anyone buy this for a second?  They knew damn well they were about to get absolutely smoked with transfers and opt outs and 1/2 a coaching staff.   This "Covid Outbreak" is beyond convenient.

Yeah I buy it. Since COVID is not limited to humans I definitely believe it.

[elfenix 34776]

Poraggy

[Surly Bevo 25778]

So the choices are

A.  Too scared to actually go into a game with Wake fucking Forest because of all the folks that quit on you

or

B.  Too stupid to do enough to avoid having so many members of your team get Covid right before a bowl game that you can't play

Never change aggy.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Better luck next time…

[MonkeyDoughnut 10810]

Reminder to 8&4 their last game of season ....

[mdmost 44110]

 

[Surly Bevo 25778]

Don't they have the 12th Man and shit?  Where is the spirit that can ne'er be told

Big fucking bag of pussy wash.

[UTEX_ME 4288]

Lol Jimbo scared his backups going to get beat by 3 scores 😂 so much for the 12th man 

[Laxtonto 13328]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

So it’s not COVID, it’s COVID+ that makes the roster so depleted…

 

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

Aggy scared 

[UTEX_ME 4288]

So is this an official forfeit since the game wasn’t canceled and Wake is looking for an opponent? Will it count as a loss or will Jimbo Wiesel his way out of it?

[Vic Mackey 48023]

Bwahahaha aggy scared so hiding behind this. Wake was going to run a train on them.

Come join us tsips on not going bowling. Whooop!!!

[Surly Bevo 25778]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

So is this an official forfeit since the game wasn’t canceled and Wake is looking for an opponent? Will it count as a loss or will Jimbo Wiesel his way out of it?

I don't know about all of that but I definitely got it on the Vaginosis Case Count board.