Tell Me About Texas a&m

[PittsburghTiger 6351]

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

 

They are down 47 scholarship players?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Pooooooooooor aaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggyy

[InkaUtexas 26941]

23 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I’m not sure it’s possible for a team to take this game on short notice.  If you’re not scheduled to play a bowl, I’m guessing most kids are home for Xmas.

They would come back. So during the entire Pandemic aggy gives zero fucks about Covid yet now it matters? I think this is the real reason! 

In addition to the outbreak and the injuries, Texas A&M also had tight end Jalen Wydermyer and running back Isaiah Spiller declare for the NFL draft. Quarterback Zach Calzada, who started 10 games this season, entered the transfer portal.

[Scholz 12312]

Suck fucking lying pussies.  🤣

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

44 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No. They are 100% ducking a good Wake Forest team that would come out hungry. I'm sure once the numbers started getting close they made sure to come up with enough opt outs. 

This is an all time aggy move. You can't lose if you don't play, especially if you don't play with a walk-on QB. 

After all, they own Bama. Why ruin such a great year with a loss?

[ABSR 5372]

16 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Well where’s the 12th man at in all of this? These folks wait their entire lives for just such an opportunity.

“Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle... Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll win forfeit a war.” ― George S. Patton Jr.

 

Fixed it.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

28 minutes ago, Jasper_Jester said:

Hey Aggie, you play the game anyway. Look at what every other team is doing in every sport. Not a good look

I thought most aggys went both ways….same as teams years ago….so, what’s the problem?

[Texas St. Armadillos 1388]

3 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

This is an all time aggy move. You can't lose if you don't play, especially if you don't play with a walk-on QB. 

After all, they own Bama. Why ruin such a great year with a 5th loss?

FIFY

[Scheiss Meister 8475]

We were watching the 10:00 KBTX news last night when they announced that aggy was suspending practice.  My wife called this move then.

[markstanco 12804]

Are not many of the players vaxxed? 

[Deej 77859]

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I thought most aggys went both ways….same as teams years ago….so, what’s the problem?

I'm pretty sure they go one way.

[Lhorn 5098]

It’s going to be interesting to see how this is worded when it’s put on the stadium wall 

Edited December 22, 2021 by Lhorn

[SHOOTER12 8890]

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Lolol at all their fans that made plans to travel to that POS bowl only to have Jumbo pull out 

It's a shame Jimbos dad didn't pull out back in the day..

[conVINCEd 21477]

I wonder if they were given an option to push the game back?   There’s not a rule that these things have to be played prior to 1/2/2022.  Texas Bowl is being played on 1/4.

[JOSEYWALES66 1857]

4 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

It’s going to be interesting to see how this is worded when it’s put on the stadium wall 

9*-4

Ninth win is assumed. 
 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

Wake Forest should be presented the Gator Bowl Trophy, engraved 2-0 with an upside down 12th man logo!

 

[bangkok 89]

haha. hahahahaha. i love this, and also hate it in a disgusting sort of way. it‘s so typical and was called out yesterday.

what if they found out we actually do fuck livestock? quick, let’s make some shit up!

what if they found out we actually are a middling team that would be embarrased by wake? quick, let’s make some shit up!

i’d love to play wake with our own portal’d roster and try to get a w. 

[UTEX_ME 4288]

8 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

It’s going to be interesting to see how this is worded when it’s put on the stadium wall 

Don't matter, beat Bama. 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

8 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

It’s going to be interesting to see how this is worded when it’s put on the stadium wall 

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10810]

Apparently not enough players were symptomatic, but were able to test enough to get under the threshold to be able to cancel the game.

[Don Johnson 4852]

 

[SHOOTER12 8890]

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

aggy getting butt fucked on sec rant lol

Holy shit there's 14 threads on page 1 alone..lololololol

[Hozz 1035]

What a coward move and what a kick in the balls to the Wake Forest players and fans.  This game gets canceled right unless another team already preparing for a bowl game has their opponent pull the same coward shit?

[UTEX_ME 4288]

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Apparently not enough players were symptomatic, but were able to test enough to get under the threshold to be able to cancel the game.

So if they were in the playoffs would they have tested the entire team? No way

[InkaUtexas 26941]

13 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

It’s going to be interesting to see how this is worded when it’s put on the stadium wall 

aggy undefeated vs COVID. 

[The Dog 44862]

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Holy shit there's 14 threads on page 1 alone..lololololol

oh man you guys aren't kidding. a sampling for those who don't want to venture there:

 

Edited December 22, 2021 by The Dog

[Trey3216 15452]

28 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Jumbo’s dad shoulda pulled out!

He pulled out halfway.  

[taybo20 3042]

aggy is so pussy

[Lhorn 5098]

Wouldn’t it be the most epic, aggy thing ever (in their minds) to just play the game, short handed or not?  Never say die, 12th man, aggy spirit and all that other horseshit.  Find a great athlete on campus but not officially on the team to symbolically play on point after attempts just for show, etc.

There is nothing to lose.  Other team wins and you have a built in excuse. Hell, the other team wins 1/2 the time anyway, even when you are healthy. Win and it’s a whole new aggy legend. 
Remember that time Baylor literally had no QBs and they fucking road graded North Carolina in the bowl?  That was pretty cool.   

Edited December 22, 2021 by Lhorn

[1bigtx 129]

So they forfeit and lose?  Poosies.  The 12th Man is a myth.

[GreenspointTexas 9990]

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

So if they were in the playoffs would they have tested the entire team? No way

This

 

 

also, holy shit secrant is fucking gold right now

[Hermanator 7681]

3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

He pulled out halfway.  

I'm shocked Jimbo knows how to pull out since his wife never makes any man pull out

[MonkeyDoughnut 10810]

Credit to OKTiger over on SECRant... new nickname...

"Texas 8-4feit"

[Deej 77859]

So they just ran out of antibodies?

[Trey3216 15452]

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I'm shocked Jimbo knows how to pull out since his wife never makes any man pull out

I was talking about Jimbo's dad.  He must've pulled halfway out since Jimbo is about 1/2 a man.  We agree.  

['stache 22146]

I thought vaccinated break through cases only required a 3 day quarantine. The game is more than a week away. They are definitely pussying out because of the transfers and bitchasses on their roster.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Just now, Hermanator said:

I'm shocked Jimbo knows how to pull out since his wife never makes any man pull out

Puh-leeez

Jimbo cleans the clock and washes the deck after he makes them drain on her tummy. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

So they just ran out of antibodies?

This is the kind of joke I expect from this place. 

[Horn80 6361]

57 minutes ago, Jasper_Jester said:

Hey Aggie, you play the game anyway. Look at what every other team is doing in every sport. Not a good look

This is nothing new since aggy always been pack of losers.

[mdmost 44108]

Borderline erotic?

 

[Hermanator 7681]

14 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Wake Forest should be presented the Gator Bowl Trophy, engraved 2-0 with an upside down 12th man logo!

 

They definitely should. 

I feel bad for wake forest. I've been following their story all year long and was really rooting for them to go undefeated. Was pissed when that fucker that quit coaching on us after he fucked away our NC game beat them this season. 

Here's a good article from espn back when they were undefeated in early November. These are the hard working coaches and dedicated players these chicken shit waste of space aggys quit on. That shit fuck fake army shit should be disbanded, our armed services shouldn't be associated even in the fakest ass way with quitters and bums. 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/32542085/dave-clawson-created-college-football-version-moneyball-wake-forest

[Lhorn 5098]

Any chance we get the band back together?  Not saying I want to. 

[C-Man 27814]

Weak fucking sauce is what this is.

[Royale with cheese 1494]

Nobody mentioned this yet, but fuckin' aggy got in a bunch of their allowed bowl practices before manufacturing this bullshit COVID excuse and pussying out. They ought to be debited an equal number of spring practices as payback. They won't, of course, but they ought to be. 

Also, everybody honed in immediately on aggy cowardice but no one's mentioned the real crime here: Everybody who had already gotten a bet down on Wake (+5 when it opened) is fucked. Best bet on the board and now, thanks to aggy chickenshit, it's no dice. Fuckabuncha aggy.  

[UTEX_ME 4288]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Borderline erotic?

 

Illinois is below us on the academic 5-7 list. I wonder if they reached out to us? 

[Deej 77859]

"Texas A&M University: 20__ Gator Bowl Champions"

[Gucci_Suit 2829]

Aggy is so god damned aggy. Every time aggy gets the chance to aggy, aggy takes it. 

[Lhorn 5098]

15 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Illinois is below us on the academic 5-7 list. I wonder if they reached out to us? 

It would be kinda cool to be figuratively “pulled from the stands” to play the game and win.  Kind of like co-opting their identity.  Our lack of fear contrasted against their cowardice.

Edited December 22, 2021 by Lhorn

[C-Man 27814]

Don't want to re-file the patent for Texas 8&4, which, let's be honest here, has a better ring to it than Texas 8&5.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

16 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This

 

 

also, holy shit secrant is fucking gold right now