Tell Me About Texas a&m

[UTEX_ME 4754]

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Official announcement does not talk about players who said fuck it, I am out. 

 

Is the "season ending injuries" Haynes King? Who else is out due to injury alone? 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21780]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Ewers couldn't play. And no way would you play him if he could. 

This wouldn't be about winning the game. It would be about pride in Texas football

[InkaUtexas 25423]

2 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Team was released for break already, you'd have to get them back from wherever their family does Xmas.

Surly Travel fund. 

[Trey3216 15325]

7 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Ohio ruled them to not be a school a couple three weeks ago.

Glad we got that squared up 

[Hermanator 6916]

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm guessing none of the strippers knew much about how to write a joke

[InkaUtexas 25423]

2 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Team was released for break already, you'd have to get them back from wherever their family does Xmas.

Surly Travel fund. 

[ousux 5586]

Damn. Imagine being Wake Forest right now.
Ok, imagine being Wake Forest ever.
But specifically right now.

Wake Forest seems like a great school if you prefer smaller colleges. Coworker went there even though he grew up in Texas..and is much smarter than any aggy we've had.

[DaggerHorns 3057]

3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

[C-Man 26989]

 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3867]

Throw some NIL money at Casey to exit the portal to have a portal showcase game.

[T-shirt Sip 2096]

10 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Dead Ends 

Meat Sweats 

[C-Man 26989]

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

2 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Damn. Imagine being Wake Forest right now.
Ok, imagine being Wake Forest ever.
But specifically right now.

Wake Forest seems like a great school if you prefer smaller colleges. Coworker went there even though he grew up in Texas..and is much smarter than any aggy we've had.

And this:

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3867]

6 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Is the "season ending injuries" Haynes King? Who else is out due to injury alone? 

Got to keep that med shirt.

[Cairn Horn88 8147]

10 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

We'd be starting Card and nothing behind him and we'd have a bunch of no longer in football shape kids putting down their Christmas tamales and trying to play. We'd lose the game and the downside would be if someone we're counting on for next season gets a long term 10-12 month injury. 

The upside is as long as we don't get flat blown out of the building we win the PR war. Can talk about how as the flagship university for this state we take pride in what Texas represents and even through impossible odds will step up to handle the responsibility that our lesser state university quit out on. Can really push that narrative for a while and hopefully boost recruiting for '23. 

Aggy? Quitters.

Texas? We go out on our shields. 

Horns have no intention of losing a bowl game for aggy…..let them lose their own damn bowl game….which they would!

[ousux 5586]

This triggered a few of them.

Saw their bowl game a few years back..either Shermans last or next to last year, cant remember the opponent (wanna say Washington?) aggy was getting pansted and the team absolutely quit..all of them. By the end the defense was only making a token effort to tackle. It was quite glorious

[Lat22 3990]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Are not many of the players vaxxed? 

You have to know by now that doesn’t make a damn bit of difference whether you catch it or not. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

And this:

This guy was kind of good too.  Not Tim Duncan good, but still good.

[markstanco 12489]

6 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

You have to know by now that doesn’t make a damn bit of difference whether you catch it or not. 

My point was that if they were mainly vaxxed, why would they even test?  That isnt protocol.  The testing of all players is bullshit and made up. 

[Ghost of LL 15348]

Would Casey be eligible for this game?  My suspicion is that he wouldn't.

[strangulation! 1699]

this guy was a beast in college. he owned the acc tournament his (senior?) year

 

[conVINCEd 21468]

2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Would Casey be eligible for this game?  My suspicion is that he wouldn't.

Would you let him play even if he was?  I certainly wouldn’t.

[Chopper 17126]

There is no such thing as an aggy loss. Ever. There are only extenuating circumstances.

[C-Man 26989]

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

My point was that if they were mainly vaxxed, why would they even test?  That isnt protocol.  The testing of all players is bullshit and made up. 

The testing is likely bullshit. Once aggy had a few positives, they saw an out. With a half-dozen of their best players opting out to prepare for the Draft and a thread-bare QB room with only a single non-schollie player with a handful of snaps to his credit, aggy didn't want to play a game it couldn't win. So they found enough positive tests to get under the 55 minimum threshold where SEC rules allow them to duck out of the game.

[Trey3216 15325]

12th Man 2: Resignation Boogaloo 

[markstanco 12489]

9 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Would Casey be eligible for this game?  My suspicion is that he wouldn't.

He can come out of the portal if he wishes.  I do know Ewers isnt, he would have had to declare by either 2/1/21 or 5/1/21 (cant remember which, I looked it up a while back)

[Chad 1728]

Thank you Calzone for making this possible. Now aggy will forever be remembered as cowards that dodged a bowl game vs an ACC team.

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

2 hours ago, bar said:

Does this count as not defending the 12th man trademark?

this is magical

seattle should sue in federal court this afternoon

[C-Man 26989]

Edited December 22, 2021 by C-Man

[Blotto 23418]

8 minutes ago, Chad said:

Thank you Calzone for making this possible. Now aggy will forever be remembered as cowards that dodged a bowl game vs an ACC team.

They were going to get f'n worked, too. I had WF as one of my highest confidence picks in a bowl pool. I also had a ML bet on Wake @+180 to win. Fucking pussies. But its not like they are fooling anyone. 

This is also making the rounds today

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CXy6FUplEIZ/?utm_medium=copy_link 

lulz

Edited December 22, 2021 by Blotto

[Armybrat 40678]

[TexasGolf 4854]

8-5 take the loss pussies

[DeadArmadillo 907]

37 minutes ago, ousux said:

2 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Damn. Imagine being Wake Forest right now.
Ok, imagine being Wake Forest ever.
But specifically right now.

Wake Forest seems like a great school if you prefer smaller colleges. Coworker went there even though he grew up in Texas..and is much smarter than any aggy we've had.

Agree about Wake Forest, but that's a very, low bar you set

[ztejas 43244]

30 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

This guy was kind of good too.  Not Tim Duncan good, but still good.

Mugsy Bogues... John Collins...

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Wouldn’t it be the most epic, aggy thing ever (in their minds) to just play the game, short handed or not?  Never say die, 12th man, aggy spirit and all that other horseshit.  Find a great athlete on campus but not officially on the team to symbolically play on point after attempts just for show, etc.

This right here. I thought they were made for this? I thought it was part of their lore?

And you're right, it's a no lose situation for them. Built in excuse. 

What a bunch of frauds.

[InkaUtexas 25423]

Imagine if they had to storm Normandy with this attitude. "Um, General Ike, we have lots of seasick aggy's, our 64K reinforcements are scared of a basketball school, and we just don't know if we can take Point du Hoc." Can we just wait and go to spring practice? 

 

Assholes should suit up the corp and go play the damn game. 

[Armybrat 40678]

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

ermagherd they are taking it nlaa over there and it's glorious

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/texas-aandm-has-a-new-mascot/100377318/

[Deej 76508]

8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Assholes should suit up the corp and go play the damn game.

"We have multiple fouls on Texas A&M. 15 yard penalties for attempting butt stuff."

Edited December 22, 2021 by Deej

[InkaUtexas 25423]

So bad when even journalists are fucking with you on twitter. And would. 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/waving-the-white-flag-is-a-long-storied-aggie-tradition/100376250/

[InkaUtexas 25423]

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

ermagherd they are taking it nlaa over there and it's glorious

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/texas-aandm-has-a-new-mascot/100377318/

This image made me spit up my first beer of the holidays. 

And this one. 

Edited December 22, 2021 by InkaUtexas

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

i will play nicole auerbach 1 on 1 in any game of her choosing followed by a rematch in a game of my choosing

[horngrad03 1147]

   

[po elvis 2070]

seems like it would be great work for their younger players.

[OU Sucks 8744]

42 minutes ago, Blotto said:

They were going to get f'n worked, too. I had WF as one of my highest confidence picks in a bowl pool. I also had a ML bet on Wake @+180 to win. Fucking pussies. But its not like they are fooling anyone. 

This is also making the rounds today

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CXy6FUplEIZ/?utm_medium=copy_link 

lulz

What in the fuck did I just watch?

Edited December 22, 2021 by OU Sucks

[Hermanator 6916]

11 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i will play nicole auerbach 1 on 1 in any game of her choosing followed by a rematch in a game of my choosing

What if it's a game of "aggressive pegging with a 12 inch dildo for 3 hours?"

[Hermanator 6916]

14 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/waving-the-white-flag-is-a-long-storied-aggie-tradition/100376250/

First aggy reply 

"When is your Netflix special? I don't want to record it"

[InkaUtexas 25423]

Again, said it on a previous page. aggy logic. Asstard is sitting in his trailer with a Blinn degree, wearing a Manzel browns jersey, aggy crocs and trying to still figure out the clock on his betamax. 

[mr. sunshine 2824]

6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

What if it's a game of "aggressive pegging with a 12 inch dildo for 3 hours?"

Oddly specific 

[conVINCEd 21468]

Just now, mr. sunshine said:

Oddly specific 

NTTAWWT