Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Tex Pete 20410]

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yes, the athletic league.  Just taking an attempt to insult the SEC and A&M at every possible turn when it comes to academics, or lack thereof.  

"Hello SEC?  I'd like to speak with your manager."  -Kaauren

The screenshot was of Texas A&M-GALVESTON's wiki page.

[Guest Lobo]

Got it.  Just saw the color scheme and assumed the worse.  It's a stereotype that's served me well thus far.  I need to visit Galveston more.  

[texasstrong12 4668]

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

aggy fans are pretty much done with Buzz but they won’t be able to fire him until another year or 2 based on the contract. 

[Doctor of Neighborhood 429]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

You think the SEC knows about this?

Thank God we have the 2015 enrollment numbers.  Couldn’t sleep last night due to the burning knowledge gap.

[Dennis Taylor 18848]

1 hour ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

Thank God we have the 2015 enrollment numbers.  Couldn’t sleep last night due to the burning knowledge gap.

Repped for username...I guess i had missed that. Well done sir

[Hagbard Celine 10897]

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

The screenshot was of Texas A&M-GALVESTON's wiki page.

i too fell for the banana in the tailpipe, and glanced over the $5.6 billion endowment claim.

for sea aggy

5.6

b

b as in Billion

dollars, as in USD$

theirs

theirs alone

[Hook1997 5397]

I was todays years old when I learned there was atm Galveston…. 

[fattyflattie 4639]

9 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I was todays years old when I learned there was atm Galveston…. 

Coward station, Galveston, and Qatar are the only ones to get rings iirc.  They are "real" aggys.  If you've ever met one from Galv, you'd know what I mean. 

[markstanco 12586]

I was todays years old when I learned there was atm Galveston…. 

You’ve never been to Galveston? It’s the light brown square buildings.

[Tex Pete 20410]

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

Coward station, Galveston, and Qatar are the only ones to get rings iirc.  They are "real" aggys.  If you've ever met one from Galv, you'd know what I mean. 

Galveston is not in the SEC. And they don’t have a $5B endowment. Neither does aggy college station. 

[ztejas 43524]

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Galveston is not in the SEC. And they don’t have a $5B endowment. Neither does aggy college station. 

I'm not sure. I think it's entirely possible that atmCC has more than twice the endowment of SMU. Just run the male cheerleader numbers. 

I wish I could have gotten into aggy CC. 

[Longboard Horn 40397]

22 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

[markstanco 12586]

He sure showed Kyle!!!! Burn!

[Longboard Horn 40397]

 

[nnm 36481]

35 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Hrrr drrr take dat ya stoopid sips! SECX3, hrrr drrr 

[BlueGreySky 1020]

softball school.

[SHOOTER12 8814]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

It is for any idiot who cuts holes in their gloves...

[Longboard Horn 40397]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

35 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

softball school.

Last time aggy was in the super regional. Out played their opponent in all 3 games and still found a way to lose. 

Skip to 13:35 mark for the lulz 

Also I believe @Gatorubet said that was the final game the old Pressley Stadium. Thanks for the memories aggy! 

[markstanco 12586]

12 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

Skip to 13:35 mark for the lulz 

[South Austin 52523]

Anybody else get a woody watching the Florida softball payers dogpile?

[Longboard Horn 40397]

South Austin right now 

[RomaVicta 29949]

12 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i too fell for the banana in the tailpipe, and glanced over the $5.6 billion endowment claim.

for sea aggy

5.6

b

b as in Billion

dollars, as in USD$

theirs

theirs alone

It's really Aggie network generosity and humility that has led them to the policy of dividing their 100 billion dollar endowment equally among all campuses. Good people.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

44 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It's really Aggie network generosity and humility that has led them to the policy of dividing their 100 billion dollar endowment equally among all campuses. Good people.

When the final decision to dedicate part of the university’s endowment to support of the agricultural branch college, the ags were given a ⅓ interest in the annual income of the endowment. 

When the final decision was made for the agricultural college to dedicate part of its resources to support its branch college, PV was given nothing. Zero. 

Up until Bezos’s ex just recently made a sizable donation to PV, their entire endowment was $82 million. 

So, $13billion (or whatever fabricated number) for the white school, not a dime for the branch college which just happens to historically Black. 

And the rednecks claim they can’t identify a single instance of systemic racism at Texas A&M. 

Sadly, the ghost of Sul Ross is still alive at Texas A&M. 

Edited February 11, 2022 by Randolph Duke

[F250 28802]

23 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

You think the SEC knows about this?

The aggy system is basically...

[UDontKnow 10447]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Anybody else get a woody watching the Florida softball payers dogpile?

It's the white athletic bottoms that cause such an effect.

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

14 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Coward station, Galveston, and Qatar are the only ones to get rings iirc.  They are "real" aggys.  If you've ever met one from Galv, you'd know what I mean. 

I worked with one Galveston aggy grad who always just said they went to aggy.  Only after some digging did they admit that it was at Galveston.  They consider themselves to be part of the main campus, and act like it.

[fattyflattie 4639]

27 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I worked with one Galveston aggy grad who always just said they went to aggy.  Only after some digging did they admit that it was at Galveston.  They consider themselves to be part of the main campus, and act like it.

I *believe the diploma says CS even.  I know they are the only other branch that gets rings. 
 

*don’t care enough to verify. 

[Guest Lobo]

38 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

It's the white athletic bottoms that cause such an effect.

We're still talking about pants, right? 

[Longboard Horn 40397]

16 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Coward station, Galveston, and Qatar are the only ones to get rings iirc.  They are "real" aggys.  If you've ever met one from Galv, you'd know what I mean. 

Facts. I graduated from A&M Commerce and a friend of mine graduated from A&M Corpus Christi and another from West Texas A&M and we don’t have rings. Our schools don’t do that bullshit. 
 

While we’re speaking of bullshit, we also don’t have the corps of cadets or any fake army. And our Athletics departments are better managed and we have more conference championships than Coward station combined. West Texas A&M is known for basketball, they won the Lonestar conference five straight years for the men and the women I believe won it back to back years recently. A&M Commerce never lost conference when I was in college. Three straight conference championships and then we won a real national championship in 2017. Corpus Christi has decent basketball but they’re also known for volleyball. Those schools don’t false claim championships nor do we have a hall of air called a champions hall.
 

put that on the wall aggy…. Oh, we don’t have those either.

[Deej 76858]

Whatever. Still aggy. 

[Mittens 8289]

 

 

[ousux 5601]

Hoo boy, Kathy B messin with those aggy turditions. Maybe they can just silkscreen the Battalion above every glory hole? That would technically qualify as print.

[pyrohornIII 4817]

3 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

 

I guess they only have an issue in wasting trees on paper, not bonfires.   

[Guest Lobo]

What do you call 12 conservative Aggies on top of a wobbly pile of logs? 

[ousux 5601]

Are there any other kind of aggy? Gonna have to be more specific

[TonyTexas 10519]

4 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

 

This is from a Houston Chronicle article

Quote

Banks’ ultimatum comes months after Banks released the academic realignment report, commissioned through a private consulting firm. One of many recommendations was for the university to establish a Department of Journalism within the newly combined College of Arts and Sciences “to create specialization programs in print journalism, broadcast journalism, digital journalism, and photojournalism.”

 

[Hagbard Celine 10897]

have any other university papers gone online only?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21912]

Southern New Hampshire University 

[EastTexan 662]

15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Facts. I graduated from A&M Commerce and a friend of mine graduated from A&M Corpus Christi and another from West Texas A&M and we don’t have rings. Our schools don’t do that bullshit. 
 

While we’re speaking of bullshit, we also don’t have the corps of cadets or any fake army. And our Athletics departments are better managed and we have more conference championships than Coward station combined. West Texas A&M is known for basketball, they won the Lonestar conference five straight years for the men and the women I believe won it back to back years recently. A&M Commerce never lost conference when I was in college. Three straight conference championships and then we won a real national championship in 2017. Corpus Christi has decent basketball but they’re also known for volleyball. Those schools don’t false claim championships nor do we have a hall of air called a champions hall.
 

put that on the wall aggy…. Oh, we don’t have those either.

  It's still East Texas State University to me. Son graduated the year aggy took over. He had the option of ETSU or aggy on the diploma. He told them, fuck aggy.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

Just for context, this snip is from 1934. Dallas Morning News.

Flash forward to 2022, aggy is still reaching for national recognition. Not national prominence. That is "a bridge too far" (swidt?).

turdition

[Randolph Duke 4034]

Now that we can close the books in the vaunted aggy 2018 recruiting class, let's reflect and take stock of how the dreams match up with the results.

It's always funny when Billy Liucci bleats about others "losing their sense of decency." Because, you know, being part of a culture that places no value whatsoever on honesty or integrity defines decency.

Edited February 12, 2022 by Randolph Duke

[Longboard Horn 40397]

52 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

  It's still East Texas State University to me. Son graduated the year aggy took over. He had the option of ETSU or aggy on the diploma. He told them, fuck aggy.

Hell yeah! Plus half of the season we wear these, the old ET jerseys! 

[Longboard Horn 40397]

16 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

 

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/02/11/texas-am-battalion-newspaper/

Students are protesting 

[MontereyMX 869]

56 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/02/11/texas-am-battalion-newspaper/

Students are protesting 

would be glorious if a UT lawyer saved their ass!

[ABSR 5320]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/02/11/texas-am-battalion-newspaper/

Students are protesting 

But aggy leadership is ONLY accepting online petitions.

[Longboard Horn 40397]

LMAO okay which one of you assholes is Tom Nakedhead? This is brilliant! Sweet, short and to the point!

From Urbandictionary:

Aggie

 

Douche.

Damnit! An Aggie just walked in that’s why all the women are leaving.

by Tom Nakedhead October 15, 2017

[Tigersnake 670]

3 hours ago, EastTexan said:

  It's still East Texas State University to me. Son graduated the year aggy took over. He had the option of ETSU or aggy on the diploma. He told them, fuck aggy.

Spent two years there pre-Aggy. ETSU solidarity.

[Jive Turkey 12630]

 

[Deej 76858]

Why worry about something that will never happen?

[Armybrat 40857]

That’s like me worrying about getting it up if Natalie Portman crawls into my bed.