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Chile flags fly high at Texum Bulldog/Pyle Memorial dog run.     Sips don't remember the charge up San Juan Hill in Chili during the Snook Chilifest in 1982.  Commander Greg Hood brandished his swift sword and ran those sip bastards back to Hearne.  Nuts were squeezed by all.  Turdition. 

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12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of stupidity

You forgot to include the part of the story where the aggy who helped rescue the miners in Chlie then went on a media campaign complaining about how he personally didn't get all the credit for the rescue. Right in line with "aggy values," claiming they won WWII all by themselves and that no one ever contributed to the effort.

Fucking aggys. "Self-service" is one of the core "values."

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14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Is this really necessary? A group of corps idiots buttfucking each other to protect Lassie?

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Do you have any idea what would happen to that dog were they not protecting her?

 

Think for a moment what events had to transpire to cause that turdition of guarding to start. 

 

Texas a&m: the Baylor of the animal kingdom. 

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6 minutes ago, Caver60 said:

No wonder that dog is so fucking neurotic

There is a classic texags thread where they talk about how the frat group that cares for Reveille has to remain all male because women were “unable to properly execute duty orders” concerning the dog.

In short, they think women can’t manage the technical complexities of picking up dog shit and women can’t manage using Pantene and blow dryers. 

They are an amazingly fucked up culture. 

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8 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

I know this doesn't really add anything to the convo, but have never met a normal person who was an aggy. Something is always off about them. Why is that? Were they just born that way?

Only lived in Texas for a few years however outside an Incarnate Word graduate, he (an aggy) was the only one I have ever spoken with who bakes his steaks completely to well.  At least the Incarnate Word guy still seared his steak but come on man!?!!

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The upside down bibs are perfectly Aggie. They're sure it's amusing to the world that they're sticking it to the Longhorns. They'll even invent stories about people asking them about it and agreeing that tu is arrogant and Aggies are the classiest fans in the world.
Reality: They look like the petty idiots that they can be.
What the fuck are you talking about? New Mexico State didnt turn their bibs upside down.
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A quick question:

What are alumni and fans of Butler, Xavier, Creighton, DePaul, Georgetown, Marquette, Providence, St. Johns, and Seton Hall not doing this week?

A: Puffing their chests out and bragging about how a member of their conference won its second national title in a men's major sport in the last three years. Why not? Because none of those schools are worthless redneck institutions.

No one, other than the idiot, redneck, dumbfuck school of the S!E!C! celebrates when a school that kicked their ass all season wins a national championship.

"Conference pride" is right up there with "fake championship pride."  It might mean a lot when you have nothing else to take pride in, but outside of Redneck Station, Texas, no fan base or alumni base revels in "conference pride."

Since 2000, Texas has won more NCAA national championships (14) than TAMU has in the history of their school (13). PLUS, Texas has a football championship and a final four appearance. Not once has any Tech fan, or Iowa State fan, or any other conference member fan celebrated a single UT national championship. Nor should they.

 

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1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

A quick question:

What are alumni and fans of Butler, Xavier, Creighton, DePaul, Georgetown, Marquette, Providence, St. Johns, and Seton Hall not doing this week?

A: Puffing their chests out and bragging about how a member of their conference won its second national title in a men's major sport in the last three years. Why not? Because none of those schools are worthless redneck institutions.

No one, other than the idiot, redneck, dumbfuck school of the S!E!C! celebrates when a school that kicked their ass all season wins a national championship.

"Conference pride" is right up there with "fake championship pride."  It might mean a lot when you have nothing else to take pride in, but outside of Redneck Station, Texas, no fan base or alumni base revels in "conference pride."

Since 2000, Texas has won more NCAA national championships (14) than TAMU has in the history of their school (13). PLUS, Texas has a football championship and a final four appearance. Not once has any Tech fan, or Iowa State fan, or any other conference member fan celebrated a single UT national championship. Nor should they.

 

It's apparent that you don't know any Creighton fans. Carry on.

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1 hour ago, nineliveslost said:

I work with an aggy married couple (male / female) . They have a fantastic memory of convenience, mixed with selectively piecing together wins that would boggle the best con man.  On top of it all they both throw off a creepy vibe...real creepy

Are they brother and sister as well?

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I work with an aggy married couple (male / female) . They have a fantastic memory of convenience, mixed with selectively piecing together wins that would boggle the best con man.  On top of it all they both throw off a creepy vibe...real creepy

The fact that you put "male/female" is cracking me up. Don't know why i found that so funny. 

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