Tell Me About Texas a&m

[nnm 37908]

Well, there’s a post I never thought I’d read in the aggy thread. 

[tejas60 3560]

12 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lay on the bed

put a pillow under your head

if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow

make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head

her knees are not on the pillow

she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits)

she lowers her pussy down on to your face

tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent

spell the alphabet on her clit

at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva

your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip

after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling

if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling

may the force be with you

I came.

[ChickenNuggets 1661]

16 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lay on the bed

put a pillow under your head

if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow

make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head

her knees are not on the pillow

she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits)

she lowers her pussy down on to your face

tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent

spell the alphabet on her clit

at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva

your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip

after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling

if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling

may the force be with you

[grazinhorn 472]

21 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lay on the bed

put a pillow under your head

if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow

make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head

her knees are not on the pillow

she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits)

she lowers her pussy down on to your face

tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent

spell the alphabet on her clit

at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva

your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip

after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling

if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling

may the force be with you

Sounds great and all, but this + Tell Me About Texas a&m = WTF????????????????

[Yuk 1622]

Wrong thread

[Zhorn96 1835]

[General Specific 3507]

Dear Penthouse Forums,

I didn’t think I could happen to me, but I was reading “Tell me about….”

[TrashMaster G 18095]

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lay on the bed

put a pillow under your head

if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow

make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head

her knees are not on the pillow

she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits)

she lowers her pussy down on to your face

tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent

spell the alphabet on her clit

at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva

your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip

after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling

if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling

may the force be with you

[CosmoDog 389]

5 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

spell the alphabet on her clit

Block lettering or cursive?

Asking for a friend.

[Longboard Horn 41356]

 

[South Austin 53227]

That’s just plain humiliating.

[Longhornstampede 3214]

8 hours ago, nnm said:

Well, there’s a post I never thought I’d read in the aggy thread. 

Because it's not about bestiality or repressed homoeroticism? 

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

This makes me want to go dig up the texags screenshots from the preseason about how this team has the feel of the FSU national championship team.

Edited September 23, 2022 by Bill Lumbergh

[Native Horn 3581]

5 hours ago, CosmoDog said:

Block lettering or cursive?

Asking for a friend.

Comic sans, duh

[Dennis Taylor 19357]

23 hours ago, Pogo said:

If this was early 90s, she was a redhead.  She spent a few weeks on crutches once because she hurt her leg fucking a football player.

• Danny : The thing about redhead is: lack of pigmentation.

  Bernie : They're almost albino.

  Danny : You bang albino?

  Bernie : Well, I have and they're nuts.

[TrashMaster G 18095]

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

That’s just plain humiliating.

They have no humility. 

[Burt Macklin 19230]

Wrong thread.

Edited September 23, 2022 by Burt Macklin

[Fondren & Main 6901]

12 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lay on the bed

put a pillow under your head

if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow

make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head

her knees are not on the pillow

she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits)

she lowers her pussy down on to your face

tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent

spell the alphabet on her clit

at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva

your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip

after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling

if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling

may the force be with you

I think the only thing left to do is have @THUJONE create a visual aid.

[DFW Horn 6654]

Uh, oh...aggy is figuring out Jimbo has lost his fastball

 

[SarksJuggs 1193]

We know Leon. 

[Dewey 3332]

Need to take over gomer social media and make Scott Frost into an offensive genius.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

13 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Because it's not about bestiality or repressed homoeroticism? 

aggy is going to have more trouble getting through the alphabet.  That is some advanced shit even for a Blinn graduate.

[Longboard Horn 41356]

Not sure to laugh or be concerned that they're becoming aware... 

 

[Tex Pete 21489]

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Not sure to laugh or be concerned that they're becoming aware... 

 

Nothing to be concerned about. They’re so fucking stupid, they extended the guy without him sniffing a division championship. They just made it impossible to fire Jimbo for several more years. 

[Longboard Horn 41356]

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Nothing to be concerned about. They’re so fucking stupid, they extended the guy without him sniffing a division championship. They just made it impossible to fire Jimbo for several more years. 

Didn't they extend his original 10 year contract to 15-20 years or something bizarre?

[Tex Pete 21489]

12 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Didn't they extend his original 10 year contract to 15-20 years or something bizarre?

I think they extended it back out to 10 years after year 3, so that made it a total of 13. With no buyout. 
 

After extending Mike Sherman and Kevin Sumlin. With no buyouts. And maybe Franchione, too. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

29 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Not sure to laugh or be concerned that they're becoming aware... 

 

The part aggy likes to overlook. Yes he has a championship, but he was in the process of destroying a program before aggy rescued him. If they would have waited another year they could of gotten Jimbo on a 50% off sale.

[Tex Pete 21489]

7 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

The part aggy likes to overlook. Yes he has a championship, but he was in the process of destroying a program before aggy rescued him. If they would have waited another year they could of gotten Jimbo on a 50% off sale.

They would never have settled for that. They would have still overpaid. 

[deft 7059]

I think they extended it back out to 10 years after year 3, so that made it a total of 13. With no buyout. 
 
After extending Mike Sherman and Kevin Sumlin. With no buyouts. And maybe Franchione, too. 

Turditions.

[nnm 37908]

Anyone have the grumpy old army guy meme with the “face of aggy football since 193_?  NNM Jr is at an event with an old army aggy and need to send him that meme. Can’t find it in the thread. 

[Michael Knight 13224]

 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

On 9/24/2022 at 5:33 PM, nnm said:

Anyone have the grumpy old army guy meme with the “face of aggy football since 193_?  NNM Jr is at an event with an old army aggy and need to send him that meme. Can’t find it in the thread. 

[Tex Pete 21489]

16 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Is Billy a closer friend of Anus Smith's family than Krazy Koastal Karen?

[Gil Bang 26241]

 

That hurts. He’s pretty fucking good.

[TexasGolf 5465]

[Deej 77833]

11 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

"Jimbo, tell us about your son while we've got him here."

"Well, honestly, I didn't believe he was mine until I saw what a little runt he's grown up to be."

[General Specific 3507]

"Jimbo, tell us about your son while we've got him here."
"Well, honestly, I didn't believe he was mine until I saw what a little runt he's grown up to be."

Or,

“Well, honestly, I didn’t believe he was mine until I walked in on him watching his girlfriend fucking his best friend.”

[CoTex 1177]

3 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

Why does jimbo jr. wear his hat over his ears?  Is that a medical condition?

[CoTex 1177]

And can anyone ID that kids watch?  I might know a friend that’s in the market for that model - five finger discount - if you know what I mean.

[Dennis Taylor 19357]

10 minutes ago, CoTex said:

Why does jimbo jr. wear his hat over his ears?  Is that a medical condition?

His hat is your takeaway from that getup?

[NeverMarryAStripper 22304]

The hat makes the man, or so the Duke used to say.

[Henry Hill 3156]

5 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

[MontereyMX 954]

I has the worries for @Randolph Duke.   anyone know where he is?  no homo

[TornACL 7792]

12 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

At first glance I thought that kid on the far right had a joint in his mouth.

[ermahgerdhorn 178]

49 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

I has the worries for @Randolph Duke.   anyone know where he is?  no homo

Have you asked your mom?

[Longboard Horn 41356]

 

[Longboard Horn 41356]

 

[MontereyMX 954]

49 minutes ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Have you asked your mom?

n0

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

In this weeks most unsurprising news the aggies have already made shirts to commemorate their program defining win against Arkansas

 

 

And these guys wonder why they get made fun of so hard

 

 

[Tex Pete 21489]

14 hours ago, CoTex said:

Why does jimbo jr. wear his hat over his ears?  Is that a medical condition?

Isn't that how the original Teen Wolf hid that he was a werewolf?