Tell Me About Texas a&m

[El Squared 1852]

48 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

When you've lost Dick Vitale, I mean...what's left?

Please let Dick Vitale, Tim Brando, Lowell Galindo, Chip Brown , Stephen A smith, and Paul Finebum all get into the same Goodtimes Van and get stranded on the railroad tracks with the doors jammed and locked with an oncoming freight train that cannot stop in time. Is that too much to ask for?

[Deej 77827]

11 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

"Cupcake"  😋

 

"You take Winston out of Jimbo's arsenal, and he may not be a head coach right now."

Yet he is, and aggy is paying him $9 million a year.

Edited October 3, 2022 by Deej

[DFW Horn 6653]

[conVINCEd 21477]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

:You take Wimston out of Jimbo's arsenal, and he may not be a head coach right now."

Yet he is, and aggy is paying him $9 million a year.

Guaranteed for 10 years.  Fully guaranteed.

[Deej 77827]

17 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

 

Expect a lot more with this picture. A lot more. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

8 hours ago, Your Mom said:

 

I get it for sure.  But if either kid is looking for a way to justify it, Ted Koy, Captain on the 1969 Championship team, and member of the UT Hall of Honor went to vet school at A&M after his time in the NFL.    

She just hates everything about the town, campus and student body. No tales of old heroes can sway her, sadly. 

[The Dog 44861]

 

[GreenspointTexas 9969]

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Finally!!! Tweeder, you take the snaps!

[conVINCEd 21477]

7 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

She just hates everything about the town, campus and student body. No tales of old heroes can sway her, sadly. 

Good for her.

[Deej 77827]

[UTEE97 3936]

[Lhorn 5094]

Man, Denver Harris sounds like a locker room cancer.

 

[markstanco 12788]

:You take Wimston out of Jimbo's arsenal, and he may not be a head coach right now."
Yet he is, and aggy is paying him $9 million a year.

I have been say this for years. Jimbo needs to give jamis 10% of his earnings. He hasn’t done shit except that one year.

Yet here we are. Jimbo is getting 100 million dollars for what Jamis did. And aggy bought in.

[Kel Varnsen 8748]

15 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

 

[TexasMan 11456]

Where did Denver Harris say that? 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

344 days since Aggy scored more than 24 Pts vs a P5 opponent

Posted on 10/2/22 at 10:23 pm

70

fricking pitiful!  

Thankfully Texas is joining soon to represent the state of Texas properly.   

Here’s the list of other Power 5 schools with inept offenses like Jimbo and Aggy 

Current streaks scoring 24 pts or less vs P5 schools 
Colorado – 7 
Texas 8&4 – 6 
Indiana – 6 
Rutgers – 6 

Total 4* or 5* players on offense 
Aggy – 22 
Other 3 teams combined - 10 
 

………and pretty confident there will be no relief or improvement on Saturday!

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20922]

3 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 

 

 

 

[TexasGary 867]

If I remember correctly there were rumors abound that Jimbo hosted quite a few recruits at his ranch during covid / dead period.  I believe that could lead to violations that would allow his termination without giving up the bags dropped on last years class.

Also, at what point do players begin "opting out" of the season?

[ousux 5639]

The last I heard, this was the game Jimbo was really looking forward to…….this team just might come down with a Covid outbreak!

Bet they're wishing they hadnt used their Rona-forfeit on a basketball school and game that doesn't really matter. I mean if they could get enough aggy docs to lie for them there's a chance the Bama game could be rescheduled for when aggy has Weigman up to speed..and a slim chance of actually winning

[ousux 5639]

I think it will just be a negotiated buyout and won’t go public to destroy the program.   Nice and quite.   Jumbo moves on to dream job at WV.  

"dream job at WV"...Jimbo isn't exactly 35, he never has to lift another finger the rest of his life thanks to aggy. He could start his new career of doing fuck all today if he wanted, won't affect his money in any way shape or form

[Rickylovesweed 15514]

I don't know what Jimbo will do but he's already made over $40 million at aggy after this season. 

I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility that Jimbo would leave if he thinks aggy is headed in the wrong direction or a "dream job" like WV is open. Yes, there's more guaranteed money at aggy but he's already rich as hell and will be paid decent money at a school like WV. 

 

 

[fattyflattie 4640]

16 minutes ago, ousux said:

"dream job at WV"...Jimbo isn't exactly 35, he never has to lift another finger the rest of his life thanks to aggy. He could start his new career of doing fuck all today if he wanted, won't affect his money in any way shape or form

His kid wont be able to dress like a middle of the mall rapper in Morgantown.  

[Rickylovesweed 15514]

If Jimbo makes over $40 million at aggy in 5 years and then negotiates a $10-20 million buyout to then get a $5 million contract per year at his dream job.........it's time to declare his agent the best that ever existed. 

That's some next level work by his agent. 

[tx 3 putt 78682]

 

[Longboard Horn 41353]

Jimbo’s new job 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13731]

I had completely forgotten about the Jimbo-Saban feud earlier this year. Could get ugly this Saturday.

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

I won't for a second believe aggy is honestly going to pay that buyout, so my assumption is that all of the noise about it is an effort to send a message to Jimbo that his seat should feel hotter than he might think.

Except, in typical aggy fashion, they don't really have the leverage they think they have.  Can you imagine your boss telling you that if performance doesn't improve you're going to be cut a check for $90 million and asked to leave?

Yeah, aggy, that'll show him.  Way to remind him who is really in the driver's seat here.

 

 

[Tom Chairman 277]

Y'all should check out the texags introspective on r/aggies

[Pam Cummings 9868]

7 hours ago, TexasGary said:

If I remember correctly there were rumors abound that Jimbo hosted quite a few recruits at his ranch during covid / dead period.  I believe that could lead to violations that would allow his termination without giving up the bags dropped on last years class.

Also, at what point do players begin "opting out" of the season?

They are idiots. If they try to pull some underhanded shit to get out of their own mess that they stupidly and unnecessarily created, they will just fuck things up even worse.

 

So of course, I fully expect them to try it.

[GreenspointTexas 9969]

Leaving aggy for dream job at wvu is still fucking hilarious. Thats how u know your program sucks dick

[Nueces River Rat 5796]

16 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

They are idiots. If they try to pull some underhanded shit to get out of their own mess that they stupidly and unnecessarily created, they will just fuck things up even worse.

 

So of course, I fully expect them to try it.

They did this back in the 80s.   Or at least they almost did when they lost Eric Dickerson to SMU after they bought him a Trans Am.  They wanted to report SMU to the NCAA, then one of their donors that  reminded them about the car and that would almost immediately boomerang back to aggy.   

[Tex Pete 21488]

19 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Leaving aggy for dream job at wvu is still fucking hilarious. Thats how u know your program sucks dick

I knew their program sucked dick by the a the T and the m.

Texas A&M: focused on weird shit since 1876.

[Pig Bellmont 8886]

Remember when sports writers told us aggy should be ranked 6th in the whole country and *this* was the year for a national title? I ‘member

[Rickylovesweed 15514]

1 minute ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Remember when sports writers told us aggy should be ranked 6th in the whole country and *this* was the year for a national title? I ‘member

[NoName 17148]

12 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

can you imagine the shitstorm that would come from that lawsuit?

[Orange&White 5573]

The idea that WVU would even consider hiring Fisher at this point is laughable and probably needs to die. Just because he is originally from there doesn't mean they will automatically take him. No AD in the country is going to take on that shitshow offense. 

[NoName 17148]

1 hour ago, Tom Chairman said:

Y'all should check out the texags introspective on r/aggies

http://old.reddit.com/r/aggies/comments/xu35so/i_think_we_as_aggies_need_to_talk_about_how_toxic/

was hoping it would autoembed.

this is specifically about text on the politics subforum.

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this is my shocked face that that ponzischeme guy (who posts a lot on cfb subreddit) is a "ignore it if you don't agree with it" person.

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"everyone has this"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Crapinon 2373]

10 hours ago, El Squared said:

Please let Dick Vitale, Tim Brando, Lowell Galindo, Chip Brown , Stephen A smith, and Paul Finebum all get into the same Goodtimes Van and get stranded on the railroad tracks with the doors jammed and locked with an oncoming freight train that cannot stop in time. Is that too much to ask for?

Maybe we can get them on a vacation in Platteville, CO?  

[Teamdirtyleg 1139]

10 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Can’t wait for this weeks SEC short

[ChickenNuggets 1661]

12 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

I mean, that contract they signed with Jimbo is basically a self-imposed death penalty.

[closetohumping 17817]

8 hours ago, TexasGary said:

 

Also, at what point do players begin "opting out" of the season?

I’m pretty sure many did right before the app state game

[utee94 16088]

 

[Beau Vine 55867]

9 hours ago, Deej said:

Is he sitting that way because his feet won't touch the ground if he sits normal?

[CooterBrown 18288]

10 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

when is the state legislature going to begin holding aggy accountable for being aggy and going full aggy?

this is a public institution of higher education that writes guaranteed 9-figure contracts, not a defense/intelligence agency or infrastructure department.

talkiebird sharpe needs to be hoisted on his own petard, and then tarred and feathered alive in the rotunda.

Have you seen our Legislature? They'll probably submit legislation to buy out the contract for aggy.

[Js1 87184]

39 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

The idea that WVU would even consider hiring Fisher at this point is laughable and probably needs to die. Just because he is originally from there doesn't mean they will automatically take him. No AD in the country is going to take on that shitshow offense. 

Yes they will.  

A) ADs are typically idiots.  They hire retreads all the time.  Hello, Mack Brown got a new job after he basically quiet quit at Texas, refused to attend the meeting to fire him and then told committed recruits to look around.  

B) Fisher still is the guy with a 120-39 record and a national title.

C) WV would LOVE to steal an SEC coach in some weird attempt to give the new Big 12 some kind of "credibility" and they could probably get him for a steal considering he'd be owed a bajillion dollars by aggy.  

However, Jimbo is only in year 5.  He bailed after year 8 from FSU, so I expect him to fleece these rubes for a few more years before he jumps somewhere else .

Edited October 3, 2022 by Js1

[ChickenNuggets 1661]

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Is he sitting that way because his feet won't touch the ground if he sits normal?

This was probably the best of about a thousand pics they took that day... 

[Deej 77827]

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Is he sitting that way because his feet won't touch the ground if he sits normal?

My basset hound mix has longer legs than Jimbo. 

[Horndog 2295]

11 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

If there’s an organization on planet earth that could raise that much money to make someone go away, it’s aggy.  They’ve perfected the art of wasting money.  While I don’t see it happening, I will enjoy what the rumors do to their recruiting class.

How many aggies does it take........

 

to raise $100,000,000.00?

[Redneck Mutha 8179]

The only thing dumber than giving an 8-4fit coach a $95M guaranteed contract is if the coach that had that contract left on his own free will to take a 50% pay cut. 

Regardless if it takes him.  To the place.  He belongs.

[Rickylovesweed 15514]

48 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

The idea that WVU would even consider hiring Fisher at this point is laughable and probably needs to die. Just because he is originally from there doesn't mean they will automatically take him. No AD in the country is going to take on that shitshow offense. 

College athletic directors are dumb. 

Bill O'Brien will be a head coach somewhere next season and probably at a decent school.