Tell Me About Texas a&m

[conVINCEd 21,468]

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Haynes King vs Bamas defense is going to be like a hate fucking. 

If i was King I would be licking toilet seats in gas stations trying to catch something.  Safer than what he’s got coming on Saturday.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,920]

19 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

My wife just asked me why I fucking busted out laughing and she doesn't understand 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,920]

Stupid joke was here 

Edited October 6, 2022 by Spider2YBanana

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,920]

17 hours ago, jTower said:

SIAP

Awkward but endearing, Texas A&M wants what it hasn’t earned

 

 

"what are you doing with your leg, Kip?"

 

Fucking El oh El

[Rickylovesweed 14,154]

I hope they eventually play Weigman so the "QB whisperer" can go 0/3 on QBs. 

 

[Henry Hill 3,156]

[tx 3 putt 76,316]

 

[nnm 36,068]

23 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

If i was King I would be licking toilet seats in gas stations trying to catch something.  Safer than what he’s got coming on Saturday.

No need to go to gas station toilet seats. Plenty of glory holes on campus. 

[tx 3 putt 76,316]

I thought Sumlin was a good coach at A&M, he let kyler murray sink him 

[tx 3 putt 76,316]

 

[Rickylovesweed 14,154]

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I thought Sumlin was a good coach at A&M, he let kyler murray sink him 

Sumlin was mediocre. His best 2 years at aggy were with Sherman's players. 

In 5/6 seasons, Sumlin didn't finish with a winning record in the SEC. 

[RomaVicta 29,775]

34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I like this guy.

[Rickylovesweed 14,154]

This might be a bloodbath. 

 

[tx 3 putt 76,316]

25 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Sumlin was mediocre. His best 2 years at aggy were with Sherman's players. 

In 5/6 seasons, Sumlin didn't finish with a winning record in the SEC. 

 

mediocore is very good at aggi e

[Js1 85,095]

6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This might be a bloodbath. 

 

Fire up the excuse machine!

[Enchubben 5,509]

The Texas lost by 1 Aggie lost by 25 tweets are going to be frequent.

[Vito Andolini 9,099]

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Fire up the excuse machine!

Is that what they call roller coasters?

[Thatguy 8,492]

18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

   Jimbo's son looks after the game he is headed to shoot a rap video for his sophomore album. 

[OU Sucks 8,745]

36 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

The Texas lost by 1 Aggie lost by 25 tweets are going to be frequent.

They're already brainstorming the excuses for that..."it's obvious Bama improved so much over 4 weeks!!"

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[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

If i was King I would be licking toilet seats in gas stations trying to catch something.  Safer than what he’s got coming on Saturday.

He should very publicly violate curfew. Then they would have to suspend him.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,577]

16 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He should very publicly violate curfew. Then they would have to suspend him.

Or go out and flip a little special K 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

21 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Thank God you’re here.

You two

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

3 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

If i was King I would be licking toilet seats in gas stations trying to catch something.  Safer than what he’s got coming on Saturday.

@RGBIII where was that gas station that resulted in food poisoning on the RV trip?

[ForTheCorner 51]

50 minutes ago, t_eight said:

...That's real?

Good lord that's embarrassing

[Beau Vine 53,987]

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This might be a bloodbath. 

 

Do I smell a covid forfeit coming?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,141]

aggy will get saved by the SEC gods that scheduled Alabama traveling to Tennessee next week.

Expect Alabama to be playing lots of depth/backups keeping starters rested and healthy first sign game is in control.

Vegas knows this and why the line hasn't really moved off -24. It'll end up between 17 and 28.

[40acredropout 2,902]

24 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

aggy will get saved by the SEC gods that scheduled Alabama traveling to Tennessee next week.

Expect Alabama to be playing lots of depth/backups keeping starters rested and healthy first sign game is in control.

Vegas knows this and why the line hasn't really moved off -24. It'll end up between 17 and 28.

11 point range, where can I buy your other picks?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,141]

1 minute ago, 40acredropout said:

11 point range, where can I buy your other picks?

lol... just saying I wouldn't take for granted the aggy beat down that would take place if the schedule was setup differently. I've made multiple picks this year on the site and you'd be wise to go in the complete opposite direction based on how completely, absolutely wrong I've been to date 🙄

[TexasMan 10,786]

4 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I hope they eventually play Weigman so the "QB whisperer" can go 0/3 on QBs. 

 

They're already talking about taking this shit pumping from Bama with Uncle Fester, going to the open week (s/o Charlie Pallilo) and prepping Weigman for South Carolina 

[McCroskey 1,493]

Aggies at my hotel tonight in Birmingham. They look like a bunch of pussies. Someone like an assistant got off a bus carrying a large teddy bear, WTF?

Alabama by a million.


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[El Squared 1,793]

21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Is Jimbo really his dad tho?

 

[MAUFRAIS 6,573]

he's way worse than chris jessie

[McCroskey 1,493]

Alabama by two million.

[Blotto 23,429]

5 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

If i was King I would be licking toilet seats in gas stations 

More than usual? 

[HtownHorn 14,469]

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

aggy will get saved by the SEC gods that scheduled Alabama traveling to Tennessee next week.

Expect Alabama to be playing lots of depth/backups keeping starters rested and healthy first sign game is in control.

Vegas knows this and why the line hasn't really moved off -24. It'll end up between 17 and 28.

At this point they more likely resemble the late November FCS  cupcake.

[1leggedduck 443]

This was all so obvious to everyone but aggy. To aggy, it was just a matter of time until that NC came home to colleyville. All those predictions of a failure they couldn't afford to get rid of were just sour grapes. Aggy gona aggy. 

[williemackgarza 1,826]

 

Imagine how crazier aggy would be if that was sarks seed in longhorns gear.
But no, he gets a pass cuz dont care got jimb/!

[tejas60 3,526]

1 hour ago, McCroskey said:

Aggies at my hotel tonight in Birmingham. They look like a bunch of pussies. Someone like an assistant got off a bus carrying a large teddy bear, WTF?

Alabama by a million.


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They couldn't get a hotel in Tuscaloosa?

[tejas60 3,526]

Also, send them some comp room service food Dinesh Patel style. 

[markstanco 12,504]

Prediction:
Jimbo throws King to the Bama woodchipper, knowing the team is toast regardless, then starts Weigman because that SC-Ole Miss-FL-Auburn stretch stinks and even Hudson Card could QB that team to 3-1 right there. 

I’ve had similar thoughts with king starting. Mine was king starts and gets blown out, jimbo folds, and starts weigman because why not. But if weian was so good why didn’t he come in and how in the hell will he go 3-1 when max and interception machine is in front of him?

They should beat SC and Auburn, and those of you with blinders on who think they will beat all 4 teams know it. They are terrible. Ole miss should be a huge loss and Florida is a wildcard but the home team will be favored by less than 5

I’m just ready for 11a local time bitches.

[fattyflattie 4,636]

56 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Imagine how crazier aggy would be if that was sarks seed in longhorns gear.
But no, he gets a pass cuz dont care got jimb/!

Bruh. He's the dopest "lil'st fish in the sea".  Whatever in the fuck that means. 

[Loop 1604 227]

2 hours ago, tejas60 said:

Also, send them some comp room service food Dinesh Patel style. 

Hullablew Dinesh Dinesh

Edited October 7, 2022 by Loop 1604

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6 hours ago, McCroskey said:

Alabama by two million.

That roll-up looks like it would offer more resistance than the aggy OL right now.

[McCroskey 1,493]

They couldn't get a hotel in Tuscaloosa?

Tell me you’ve never been to Tuscaloosa without telling me you’ve never been to Tuscaloosa.

Teams generally stay in Birmingham as there are a handful of much larger properties here capable of putting everyone under one roof and also offer enough meeting space and dining options, for significantly less total expense.

[Wiler77 1,556]

2 hours ago, AbraCadabra said:

That roll-up looks like it would offer more resistance than the aggy OL right now.

Well I've got good news for you.  That's their new LT.

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[RGBIII 22,798]

12 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@RGBIII where was that gas station that resulted in food poisoning on the RV trip?

Wasn’t food poisoning, they stole my card info lol think it was in shreveport 

[Texasrocks 2,124]

10 hours ago, McCroskey said:

Aggies at my hotel tonight in Birmingham. They look like a bunch of pussies. Someone like an assistant got off a bus carrying a large teddy bear, WTF?

That's so they can show the police where Bama touched them.

[Viper 12,027]

9 hours ago, markstanco said:

I’ve had similar thoughts with king starting. Mine was king starts and gets blown out, jimbo folds, and starts weigman because why not. But if weian was so good why didn’t he come in and how in the hell will he go 3-1 when max and interception machine is in front of him?

because they know Jimbo's offense. What if Weigman not knowing the offense is actually a huge benefit and they win a few games they shouldn't?