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No freaking way, is that for real? Like the totally accurate truth?

That one is sad also. She was in a bad car wreck that fucked up her back. As someone that also has a fucked up back, I get how she blew up. I feel bad for her.
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On 10/11/2022 at 9:17 PM, nnm said:

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I think this just proves Surly right on our judgment of women. You can clearly see in the middle picture that she has a pooch belly and fat on her triceps. Little wonder she turned into a fat old librarian. 

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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

“That’s so uninformed and ill-thought out”

Direct quote of aggy trying to deflect from the reality of the situation.

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Aggy is already jacking the needle peen that their drunken maroon savior is going to rescue them next weekend

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3328976

With how he looked in the spring game and reports that he doesn't know the playbook and would rather party its tough to see a scenario where he plays well. If he was as good as advertised then he would have at least been in the QB competition with King/Johnson. Here's the spring game where he throws about 2 good balls the whole time. 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

With how he looked in the spring game and reports that he doesn't know the playbook and would rather party its tough to see a scenario where he plays well. If he was as good as advertised then he would have at least been in the QB competition with King/Johnson. Here's the spring game where he throws about 2 good balls the whole time. 

 

 

yeah, but aggy won that game. 

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14 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

With how he looked in the spring game and reports that he doesn't know the playbook and would rather party its tough to see a scenario where he plays well. If he was as good as advertised then he would have at least been in the QB competition with King/Johnson. Here's the spring game where he throws about 2 good balls the whole time. 

 

 

Yeah, in HS his highlight film is usually him running or his receivers bailing him out on a just throwing it deep pass.  Didn't seem like he ever went past first option, all single read throw or run if covered.  He played a great game against Klein Collins on TV that everyone talks about but it's usually the only game they've seen of him.

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30 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

With how he looked in the spring game and reports that he doesn't know the playbook and would rather party its tough to see a scenario where he plays well. If he was as good as advertised then he would have at least been in the QB competition with King/Johnson. Here's the spring game where he throws about 2 good balls the whole time. 

 

In his defense all the QBs were having a hard time that day.  If I recall the wind was a consistent 15-20 mph with gusts in the 30s.  

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41 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

With how he looked in the spring game and reports that he doesn't know the playbook and would rather party its tough to see a scenario where he plays well. If he was as good as advertised then he would have at least been in the QB competition with King/Johnson. Here's the spring game where he throws about 2 good balls the whole time. 

 

 

Umm. That's the guy? I'll try to temper my criticism since it was just a Spring game & he's a TRFR, but that didn't look like a 5* savior QB by any stretch of the imagination. Not this year at least.

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14 minutes ago, hook me said:

Umm. That's the guy? I'll try to temper my criticism since it was just a Spring game & he's a TRFR, but that didn't look like a 5* savior QB by any stretch of the imagination. Not this year at least.

Yeah...his intermediate to deep throws are off for the most part. His short throws are good. He's got quicker release and better awareness than either King or Johnson. It would interesting to see how he'd fare. Don't know if it's an update over King at this point in his development. 

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1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

With how he looked in the spring game and reports that he doesn't know the playbook and would rather party its tough to see a scenario where he plays well. If he was as good as advertised then he would have at least been in the QB competition with King/Johnson. Here's the spring game where he throws about 2 good balls the whole time. 

 

 

The play @ 1:22. Both receivers were like, who the fuck was that thrown to??

Compare this abortion of a video to Ewers' video from the Spring Game. Only aggy can think the two are remotely comparable and that Weigman is Ewers' good.

 

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23 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Texas should give Klatt and honorary degree based solely on how much he talks shit about aggy. That dude hates him some sheepfuckers. 

Which is bizarre because you'd think he would hate UT for bashing him 70-3 in the Big 12 CCG in 2005.

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

In his defense all the QBs were having a hard time that day.  If I recall the wind was a consistent 15-20 mph with gusts in the 30s.  

I remember that but looks like the other QBs had the same production as they have this season. Without the wind they may have thrown for 50% completion instead of 35%?

 

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5 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

I want to see an aggy 6-6 finish and not be bowl eligible because of two games against lower division teams.

I’m petty like that.

I’m rooting for 3-9.

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6 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

I want to see an aggy 6-6 finish and not be bowl eligible because of two games against lower division teams.

I’m petty like that.

Only Sam Houston is in the lower division (for now). Miami, App State, and UMass are all FBS.

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27 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

I want to see an aggy 6-6 finish and not be bowl eligible because of two games against lower division teams.

I’m petty like that.

In a normal year it would almost be a lock but the SEC smokes a whole lot of pole this year.  Auburn, LSU, & Florida are swirling the drain and the one thing aggy always does is beat their (micro) cocks.  I have a feeling they will gomer their way to 7-5 losing to Klan Aggy + one of the down 3.

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Texas should give Klatt and honorary degree based solely on how much he talks shit about aggy. That dude hates him some sheepfuckers. 

Think he swapped bodies with Drew Kelson in the Big12 title game
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2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Texas should give Klatt and honorary degree based solely on how much he talks shit about aggy. That dude hates him some sheepfuckers. 

I’m pretty sure we were the target of his attacks a couple years ago often and everyone was calling him a huge dbag….  But I like the cut of his jib recently for sure.  

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Wasn't there a story somewhere that one of the Texas D-lineman dated Klatt's wife in high school and that when he sacked him in one of the two 2005 games he reminded Klatt of having "known" her?

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4 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Yeah, in HS his highlight film is usually him running or his receivers bailing him out on a just throwing it deep pass.  Didn't seem like he ever went past first option, all single read throw or run if covered.  He played a great game against Klein Collins on TV that everyone talks about but it's usually the only game they've seen of him.

Sounds like Haynes King, who was a "5 star" based on his junior championship season with tons of athletes around him and a camp performance or two. It was always bullshit.

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11 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Longhorn D knocked some sense into him. 

 

1 hour ago, Zone Read said:

Wasn't there a story somewhere that one of the Texas D-lineman dated Klatt's wife in high school and that when he sacked him in one of the two 2005 games he reminded Klatt of having "known" her?

Sounds like it knocked some sense into her too. 

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Sumlin's overall and SEC records don't match up.
Yeah I don't know how you lose 17 to the SEC but only 16 overall..... He's got that aggy magic.
They flipped it. His actual record vs SEC was 17-15. Mainly because of 2012.
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5 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

With how he looked in the spring game and reports that he doesn't know the playbook and would rather party its tough to see a scenario where he plays well. If he was as good as advertised then he would have at least been in the QB competition with King/Johnson. Here's the spring game where he throws about 2 good balls the whole time. 

 

 

I love that when he airmails a ball 5 feet over the receiver's hands the announcer says "Good Coverage!"

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3 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

I love that when he airmails a ball 5 feet over the receiver's hands the announcer says "Good Coverage!"

To be an aggy commentator you have to have your PhD in turd polishing

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